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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Long question, quick answer.

So I went to the toilets at work today, there are 3. Someone was in the middle on???

Would you ever consider going in the middle toilet out of a choice of 3?

Guys 3 urinals same question, would you use the middle one?

Lex

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'd go to whichever one had loo roll and was the cleanest!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

No given the choice I always choose an end cubicle. I'm not sure why though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently the toilet closest to the bathroom door is the cleanest. I try use that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the least skid marks

Then hovver

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"No given the choice I always choose an end cubicle. I'm not sure why though "

See that’s me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd go to whichever one had loo roll and was the cleanest!"

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"No given the choice I always choose an end cubicle. I'm not sure why though "

Less chance of someone being next to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He one thats been flushed?

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Man you lot must work with some right mingers, I never have to worry about how clean the toilet is or whether there is any toilet roll. Just who’s next to me

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Maybe the middle one was the only option when that person went in..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s toilet / urinal etiquette isn’t there, and assuming there was nobody else around when I entered there’s no way I’d choose the middle urinal of 3.. that’s just not the done thing!!

You either go far left, or far right (depending where the door is!) so anyone else coming in can choose the opposite extremity.

You’d ONLY use the middle in a dire emergency - when both flanks are already taken!

Then you must look STRAIGHT forwards or slightly upwards! It’s the rules!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I'd go to whichever one had loo roll and was the cleanest!"

This!

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"There’s toilet / urinal etiquette isn’t there, and assuming there was nobody else around when I entered there’s no way I’d choose the middle urinal of 3.. that’s just not the done thing!!

You either go far left, or far right (depending where the door is!) so anyone else coming in can choose the opposite extremity.

You’d ONLY use the middle in a dire emergency - when both flanks are already taken!

Then you must look STRAIGHT forwards or slightly upwards! It’s the rules!!"

This exactly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go to the one nearest the door then work my up if they're not clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that is best condition and not been abused

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Same

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"There’s toilet / urinal etiquette isn’t there, and assuming there was nobody else around when I entered there’s no way I’d choose the middle urinal of 3.. that’s just not the done thing!!

You either go far left, or far right (depending where the door is!) so anyone else coming in can choose the opposite extremity.

You’d ONLY use the middle in a dire emergency - when both flanks are already taken!

Then you must look STRAIGHT forwards or slightly upwards! It’s the rules!!"

Yep as above. Wouldn't normally use the middle one if both end ones were in use unless absolutely bursting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't understand people having full blown phone conversations whilst having a crap. Happened today in the services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always go to the one furthest from the door, if it’s clean and there’s toilet roll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No given the choice I always choose an end cubicle. I'm not sure why though "

Cause you haven’t got the sound of people dumping in stereo.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Yeah I would use middle, why not?

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"No given the choice I always choose an end cubicle. I'm not sure why though

Cause you haven’t got the sound of people dumping in stereo."

Apart from the niose, there is the fucking pong

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

I never use urinals unless I'm d*unk and dying for a piss and there isn't a cubicle available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one with the least skid marks

Then hovver"

A urinal with skid marks

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

This thread has made me laugh so much

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By *aughty1919Man
over a year ago

Lancaster

I always wipe the seat every time.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I would walk back out and wait for them to leave

I would go to an end cubicle but only if it looked clean.

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"I never use urinals unless I'm d*unk and dying for a piss and there isn't a cubicle available. "

Same here

Lex

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH


"I'd go to whichever one had loo roll and was the cleanest!

This! "

You guys arw all do fucked up! How are you gonna compare your junk to someone elses if you don't sidle up next to strangers at the urinal? In a stall? Wtf does it matter. Yes, choose the cleannest with paper.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I always go to the far end; It’s the accepted urinal etiquette as has been passed down through the ages

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'd go to whichever one had loo roll and was the cleanest!"

Yes me too

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH


"I never use urinals unless I'm d*unk and dying for a piss and there isn't a cubicle available. "

Thoujt onpu guys with little dicks did this....clearly not!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I always wipe the seat every time. "

I generally wipe my arse but whatever floats yer boat

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