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P.S. would be interesting to know whats the worst message youve ever had the pleasure of openning lol
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"Sorry mate I sell the secret to my talent, you can't have it for free" haha knew that was coming, just shove your worst in then haha | |||
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"Sorry mate I sell the secret to my talent, you can't have it for free"   Exactly!
But mine usually talk about the weather, cake, and the price of Freddo’s these days if it helps OP!
I wouldn’t copy them though as nobody every bothers replying! | |||
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"Are you after new material after your last post fell flat OP "haha unfortunately not, just thought it would be funny to see... im not asking what your ideal message is, cuz everyones is different. cmon, tell us the worst one youve had? lol (no naming and shaming tho) xx | |||
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"I want to tbag you from the moon" hahaha this one is winning so far | |||
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"Sorry mate I sell the secret to my talent, you can't have it for free Exactly!
But mine usually talk about the weather, cake, and the price of Freddo’s these days if it helps OP!
I wouldn’t copy them though as nobody every bothers replying! "hey hows you, have you seen the price of freddos these days! bloody ridiculous! haha i have the same convos about space raiders | |||
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"Are you after new material after your last post fell flat OP
haha unfortunately not, just thought it would be funny to see... im not asking what your ideal message is, cuz everyones is different.
cmon, tell us the worst one youve had? lol (no naming and shaming tho) xx"First messages from random strangers who say they have read my profile (but clearly haven't) are an abomination tbh... They are all pretty much the same I.e. crap lol | |||
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"'Would you ever let a guy watch you take a shit baby? One of my fantasies to watch xx' That's one I had recently, bloody hate being called baby!! "Um.....so can I watch you take a shit then honey? | |||
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"'Would you ever let a guy watch you take a shit baby? One of my fantasies to watch xx' That's one I had recently, bloody hate being called baby!!
Um.....so can I watch you take a shit then honey? "Better | |||
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"I think the clear winner for worst first message has been I want to impregnate you. That was it, 5 words. " Lol, I've had the same type of message x | |||
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"Would you be willing to deep throat to the point of puking up all over me then lick it up as that would really turn me on. PS. What bra size are you. " really oh my not good | |||
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"Would you be willing to deep throat to the point of puking up all over me then lick it up as that would really turn me on. PS. What bra size are you. " hahahaha dif you answer the bra size atleast. p.s. what is it? hahaha (im messing) | |||
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"'Would you ever let a guy watch you take a shit baby? One of my fantasies to watch xx' That's one I had recently, bloody hate being called baby!! "jeeeez thats darker than a song by the cure tell me you did it tho... hahahah | |||
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"'Would you ever let a guy watch you take a shit baby? One of my fantasies to watch xx' That's one I had recently, bloody hate being called baby!! "“Sure you can watch me shit but DONT CALL ME BABY!!”  | |||
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