FabSwingers.com forum: Have you ever?

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Have you ever got halfway through eating a horse and thought “I’m not as hungry as I thought I was?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I do regret that statement that lead to me eating my hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I had listened to my nan and not pulled that funny face as the wind did change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but I do regret that statement that lead to me eating my hat

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"No but I do regret that statement that lead to me eating my hat

Yes being told to "now chew on that" has lead to all sorts of complications for those of a literal persuasion

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Shit, I could eat a frozen dog...

Goin' South with Jack Nicholson

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I regret saying ‘well I’ll be buggered’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well fuck me!!...that always turns out right

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Well fuck me!!...that always turns out right

Well fuck me!!

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Fuck me sideways!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Fuck me sideways!"

Is that even possible

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Fuck me sideways!

Is that even possible

Yes, but you need a rather large strap on to achieve that particular feat

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Fuck me sideways!

Is that even possible

Yes, but you need a rather large strap on to achieve that particular feat

I’ll tie a broom handle to me midriff

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Well shit I’m me hat and punch it

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

If I can find an unethical genetic scientist, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have an uncle Bob or an auntie Fanny.

Maybe that why things take so long

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Fuck me sideways!

Is that even possible

I always used to say "fuck me with a bicycle sideways" but, truth be told, I haven't really put my heart into that particular phrase

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id have to say i have more problems when i have to eat my hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking sideways is possible you lay on your side on the bed guy gets behind you on his knees and gets stuck in

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"Fucking sideways is possible you lay on your side on the bed guy gets behind you on his knees and gets stuck in

Yes I know that but it just wasn’t as amusing

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Fucking sideways is possible you lay on your side on the bed guy gets behind you on his knees and gets stuck in

Yes I know that but it just wasn’t as amusing

It’s just a quirky exclamation, there’s no need to go all David Attenborough on me

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Fucking sideways is possible you lay on your side on the bed guy gets behind you on his knees and gets stuck in

Yes I know that but it just wasn’t as amusing

It’s just a quirky exclamation, there’s no need to go all David Attenborough on me

I’ll put me safari jacket back in the wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me sideways!"

In Ireland we say, "well fuck me pink"

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Fuck me sideways!

In Ireland we say, "well fuck me pink"

In the fat slags video the Chinese waiter say “fuck me red”

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