FabSwingers.com forum: Kicked out of an orgy again for yodelling

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Didn’t realise they’re were so many rules to swinging, but yodelling at orgies is frowned upon.

What swinging rules have you broke ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Didn’t realise they’re were so many rules to swinging, but yodelling at orgies is frowned upon.

What swinging rules have you broke ? "

* yodeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn’t realise they’re were so many rules to swinging, but yodelling at orgies is frowned upon.

What swinging rules have you broke ?

* yodeling "

Swinging Yoda you are.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Been kicked out of many orgies for yodelling op?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Apparently people don't appreciate me doing the New Zealand's hacker just before I'm about to join in as well,

Who knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell in love with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Planking while being spitroasted is frowned upon too.

Who knew!

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Apparently shouting "Geronimo!!" As he reaches the vinegar stroke is frowned upon too... Who knew?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been kicked out of many orgies for yodelling op?"

Twice, the first one was an Austrian themed one, the second I had no excuses, so I said I’ll see myself out.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Apparently shouting "Geronimo!!" As he reaches the vinegar stroke is frowned upon too... Who knew?

Apparently I've got to cough up for a new chandelier

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Apparently shouting "Geronimo!!" As he reaches the vinegar stroke is frowned upon too... Who knew?

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as is shouting whose the daddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Planking while being spitroasted is frowned upon too.

Who knew!"

You must have good core strength ?!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Been kicked out of many orgies for yodelling op?

Twice, the first one was an Austrian themed one, the second I had no excuses, so I said I’ll see myself out."

Hope you didn't forget your lederhosen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been kicked out of many orgies for yodelling op?

Twice, the first one was an Austrian themed one, the second I had no excuses, so I said I’ll see myself out.

Hope you didn't forget your lederhosen.

No, but I had to go back in and get my alpine hat, but I think I managed to keep my dignity till I realised there was toilet roll stuck to my shoe.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Julie Andrews had this problem all the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Julie Andrews had this problem all the time"

She’s hot

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Julie Andrews had this problem all the time

She’s hot"

She's got an ideal vice

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Use a different delivery company next time

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Declaring “You’re almost as hot as Teresa May” doesn’t seem to go down a storm with whichever lady you’re engaging with at an orgy, so I’ve discovered! I changed it to ‘Andrea Leadsom’ and, funnily enough, that seemed to be perfectly acceptable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife has this thing for high fiving me every time I make another woman cum. Yet to get us thrown out but has certainly got us plenty of funny looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic thread guys had me hauling

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"The wife has this thing for high fiving me every time I make another woman cum. Yet to get us thrown out but has certainly got us plenty of funny looks.

The question is: What do you do every time she makes a guy cum? Guessing it couldn’t be high fiving or I’d bet you’d both have sore hands!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"The wife has this thing for high fiving me every time I make another woman cum. Yet to get us thrown out but has certainly got us plenty of funny looks.

I always thought high fives were standard. It what you do when the 3rd party is a broken weeping heap between you. High five. Glass of wine. Wait for him to regain composure and navigate the stairs for round 2

As for inappropriate behaviour I couldn’t possibly comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wife has this thing for high fiving me every time I make another woman cum. Yet to get us thrown out but has certainly got us plenty of funny looks.

The question is: What do you do every time she makes a guy cum? Guessing it couldn’t be high fiving or I’d bet you’d both have sore hands!

We play a game called tit splat. As it drips down her ample cleavage I slap them together and try and make the cum hit her on the chin. Oh how we laugh...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Julie Andrews had this problem all the time

She’s hot

She's got an ideal vice"

*claps hands in appreciation

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"Didn’t realise they’re were so many rules to swinging, but yodelling at orgies is frowned upon.

What swinging rules have you broke ?

* yodeling "

Did you form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

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By *orningtonCroissantMan
over a year ago

notts and humberside

Quoting the speeches of Winston Churchill

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"The wife has this thing for high fiving me every time I make another woman cum. Yet to get us thrown out but has certainly got us plenty of funny looks.

The question is: What do you do every time she makes a guy cum? Guessing it couldn’t be high fiving or I’d bet you’d both have sore hands!

We play a game called tit splat. As it drips down her ample cleavage I slap them together and try and make the cum hit her on the chin. Oh how we laugh...

Certainly sounds fun to me!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Quoting the speeches of Winston Churchill"

You only need to modify them a bit. For instance: We shall fuck her on the land, we shall fuck her on the beaches, we shall fuck her in the woods etc. Or: I have nothing to offer you but sex, sweat and spunk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once ruined a perfectly good MFF threesome by putting on an obscure Japanese post punk tune and singing along with the lyrics... "miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow"

Lesson learnt

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I once ruined a perfectly good MFF threesome by putting on an obscure Japanese post punk tune and singing along with the lyrics... "miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow"

Lesson learnt

Tell me about it, the Chinese lyrics are even worse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is putting the kettle on mid orgy a no-no, just everyone’s breathing heavy and looks like they could do with a brew ?

Kind Regards X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer Jaffa Cakes too and you may just get away with it

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Apparently shouting "Geronimo!!" As he reaches the vinegar stroke is frowned upon too... Who knew?

as is shouting whose the daddy

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but would that be OK at a bb breeding gang bang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't suppose shouting yabbadabba doo when your cumming would be a good idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't suppose shouting yabbadabba doo when your cumming would be a good idea "

Yabbadabba don’t.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Note to self...never shout "Cleaner to Aisle Five" at a bukkake party....

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Also don’t sing ‘She’ll be cumming round the mountain when she cums’ at the top of your voice while screwing her to a climax. I learnt it only makes them giggle and kills the sex vibe! But it helps them last longer so when they finally reach the summit it’s like they’re on top of the world. Unfortunately it’s all downhill from there!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Never attempt to tapdance while pegging....

Or high kick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never attempt to tapdance while pegging....

Or high kick."

Doing Riverdance while having a blowy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn’t realise they’re were so many rules to swinging, but yodelling at orgies is frowned upon.

What swinging rules have you broke ? "

Are you, in fact, Jess Glyn? She sounds like a yodeller!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Didn’t realise they’re were so many rules to swinging, but yodelling at orgies is frowned upon.

What swinging rules have you broke ?

Are you, in fact, Jess Glyn? She sounds like a yodeller!"

Yes, yes I am !

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Never attempt to tapdance while pegging....

Or high kick.

Doing Riverdance while having a blowy."

Michael Flatley in the house!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Letting off an airhorn to get everyone’s attention, cause you’ve lost a contact lense, doesn’t go down to well.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Doing a "dab" is not an advisable celebration on achieving first time DP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing a "dab" is not an advisable celebration on achieving first time DP."

But is the 2 guys doing a high 5

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

There’s all sorts of behaviour that’s not acceptable - like drinking hot coffee and spilling it when you’re spitroasting a nice lady - at either end!

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