FabSwingers.com forum: Annoying noises

By *appytrailman OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Overheard a conversation on the way home from work today about what noises really annoy you.

What is the most annoying noise to you?

Mine is Velcro the noise goes through me and it's just horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peacocks squawking..

Especially during the mating season..

Noisy feckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car alarm going off at 3 in the morning when you have to be up at 5 !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it would have to be. Muuuuuuuum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the most annoying noises had to be people who chew loudly and people who slurp when they drink tea/soup!

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

Noisy eaters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People eating with their mouth open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wood pigeon when you’re trying to sleep in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of the most annoying noises had to be people who chew loudly and people who slurp when they drink tea/soup!

that’s one of my pet hates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratching a duvet cover... ewwwww sends shudders down my spine and makes me go all funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scratching a duvet cover... ewwwww sends shudders down my spine and makes me go all funny "

Scratches a blackboard just for you

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Cats fighting/crying. My mum instincts kicked in and I thought a child was in distress. My kids found it a lot more funnier than I did when I realised what it actually was x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slurping cereal

Knuckle cracking

Chalk on a board

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Noisy eaters, gum chewers.

Don't hear it these days, but the fax machine squeal used to go right through me.

Velcro shoes being fiddled with when class on the carpet.

Kids crying.

Whiney American accents.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Loud rap music played from a car.

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By *ionicfingerMan
over a year ago

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Ladies that make noise during Sex even though they not even close to cumming!!

How are you supposed to steal sex in work toilets.. never doing that again !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy racers and their crappy fart sounding exhausts thinking it's a Ferrari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone sniffing incessantly on a long journey.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones who make that noise with their throats!

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By *ippy68Man
over a year ago

Weymouth

Coughing

Hiccups

Snoring

Sniffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds walking about on my roof!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Birds walking about on my roof!!"

Do you get very heavy birds up there

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Baby shark do do do do do do song x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex-wife’s voice

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By *appytrailman OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Baby shark do do do do do do song x "

Noooooooooo

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

When couples baby talk ESAD BISH

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

People who sound like pigs at a trough when eating

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Morrissey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of the most annoying noises had to be people who chew loudly and people who slurp when they drink tea/soup!

We have a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fucking bastard tinnitus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People constantly sniffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of the most annoying noises had to be people who chew loudly and people who slurp when they drink tea/soup!

We have a winner"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scratching a duvet cover... ewwwww sends shudders down my spine and makes me go all funny

Scratches a blackboard just for you

Blackboards are fine, scratch away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mariah Carey

Michael buble

Jedward

Proclaimers

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"Baby shark do do do do do do song x "

Lol ... and the stick song from dougie . My 3 year old grandson plays these over and over ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex's voice....

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Polistyriene

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

When people clack their teeth on a spoon when eating cereal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chewing

Slurping

Crunching

Kids high pitched screaming

Kids mothers talking in high pitched whiney voices.

Builders next to your house.

Neighbours music

Bellowing on the phone

Engines left running

Loud boy racer engines

Beeping from fire alarms or any electronics.

Tapping

Whistling

Humming

Basically other people's noise

I definitely have that misphonia thingy ( I don't know how to spell it )

I truly feel at peace at home with headphones on ....

Isheeeeeeewwwwssss

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By *uckymooMan
over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire

The woman who sits 2 desks away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My colleagues voice. It's like the Steven Wright dj out of Reservoir dogs but it's as if she's singing her words are that pronounced. I've never heard anything like it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People eating!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend who sings along to the radio but never ever knows the words, she just makes a kind of mumbling noise.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Peacocks squawking..

Especially during the mating season..

Noisy feckers

Foxes are even worse! They sound like they're being put through a bloody mangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peacocks squawking..

Especially during the mating season..

Noisy feckers

Foxes are even worse! They sound like they're being put through a bloody mangle

Yep courting foxes do my head in too

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

When my youngest son pops his knuckles.

It makes me want to scream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polystirene makes me cringe sooo mad a run from it

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Your supposed to be working .... lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my youngest son pops his knuckles.

It makes me want to scream! "

Ughhh I hate that!

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Anyone humming out of tune (or any dam tune) within hearing distance

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Watching a film/TV programme and they start kissing. The sound of that makes my skin crawl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sniffing. Makes me feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People grinding there teeth goes right through me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People clipping nails, makes me feel sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wood pigeon when you’re trying to sleep in"

Iv got an air rifle I'd happily bring over to sort that out for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap cars with loud exhausts. Mopeds

The noise ypur indicators make when turning.

Magpies

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Whining and chomping and if you’re whining and chomping then definitely don’t meet me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby shark do do do do do do song x "
cunt

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

The sound of cotton wool being pulled apart (it's a double whammy as I hate the feeling of it too)

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Bagpipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisy eaters

Heavy breathers

Next doors dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giggling cummers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistling. I spent six months working with someone who whistled, I wanted to hit him over the head with a stilson at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boy racers and their crappy fart sounding exhausts thinking it's a Ferrari

This!! Lol

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Fukers who rattle their false teeth

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

People popping their joints - knuckles. And more so when they do it and think it's something to be proud of.

Drivers with loud music on

People on trains with music noise protruding through headphones loudly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fork on a plate. Excruciating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What noise annoys an oyster?

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

At least one of my many bosses voices...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate polystyrene with a passion.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Donald trump

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"What noise annoys an oyster?"

They are pretty shellfish so any noise annoys them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby shark do do do do do do song x cunt"

Lol

I actually love the baby shark song. It's impossible not to sing along to though. Impossible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby shark do do do do do do song x cunt

Lol

I actually love the baby shark song. It's impossible not to sing along to though. Impossible!"

Damn it finally got that out my head from my kids watching it all last night

mommy shark do do do do do do do

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

The noise flip flops make when people walk in them.

Put on some proper fucking footwear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doves and pigeons sitting on your chimney pot ... Arghhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pen Tappers, just stop it please argggghhhhh

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Pen Tappers, just stop it please argggghhhhh

Pen clickers!

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By *aycambsMan
over a year ago

kettering-ish

my dog constantly licking his bollocks.....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

My ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nasal snoring

Throat snoring

Forks squeaking on a metal pan - that's actually making my toes curl just thinking about it

Jess Glynne singing (or screaching - you decide)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound when someone scratches a table and it makes that screeching sound. It’s horrible.

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