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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you come here often sir....

Are you a member sir....

Would you like stuffing with that sir...

(Any takers?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it comes to the lack of messages from the women that view my profile, I can only assume that “You ain’t seen me, roight?” is probably most apt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today the men all over the Country are looking......... scorchio!

Bit lame...i’ll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LAYING A CARPET

Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.

Swiss Toni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LAYING A CARPET

Swiss Toni"

that’s Brilllllliiiiaaanntttttt!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LAYING A CARPET

Swiss Toni

that’s Brilllllliiiiaaanntttttt!!!"

I see what you did there. Very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week i shall mostly be wearing no pants

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By *uckymooMan
over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire

Thank you mrs peterson

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

That's amazing!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I was vey vey ...vey d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black! Black! Oh the horror, what shall we do with father mother? Fold him like a ticket and poke him in a hole....

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Hook

"LAYING A CARPET

Swiss Toni"

And if you lay it properly in the first place, you can walk all over it for years.

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

jazz.nice

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

eth eth eth eth Chrissy Waddle

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Black! Black! Oh the horror, what shall we do with father mother? Fold him like a ticket and poke him in a hole....

What's for tea mother? Shadows and lies????

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Will you be giving it to her sir? Is she doe eyed sir? Like a startled deer in a woodland glade? Does she look over her shoulder at you sir?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will you be giving it to her sir? Is she doe eyed sir? Like a startled deer in a woodland glade? Does she look over her shoulder at you sir?"

It’s a little early for a winner but that’s bang on favourite so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you be giving it to her sir? Is she doe eyed sir? Like a startled deer in a woodland glade? Does she look over her shoulder at you sir?

It’s a little early for a winner but that’s bang on favourite so far

Yep

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Ahhhh...Ted....ermmmm

(Ted looks bashful

)

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Was our lad on earlier? Daft bastard wi a stupid hat on sayin everythins brilliant? Well its not brilliant. Its rubbish. Everything's rubbish. All this is bloody rubbish! Pop music? Pop music? Load of bloody rubbish....except Elvis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't fab brilliant?!

Tits, bums, fannies, cocks, sex, parties all BRILLLLLLLIIIIAAANNNTTT

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Mmmmm....wunderbar!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Ahh cmon Ted, they were only nuns!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Jesus was a grand fella wasn't he Ted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This season I will mainly wearing.........nothing

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

No Father. No. Its a simple word our Lord gave us to use when we didn't want cake. I'll just take these outside and have them destroyed.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

D'you like cheese? D'you like peas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These boobs are small..... but these boobs are far away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small boys in the park isn’t it. Jumpers for goalposts oranges at half time isn’t it. Marvellous

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

This week oi ave been mostly eatin taramasalata!

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Cheesy Peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This week oi ave been mostly eatin taramasalata!"

I actually read that in the voice haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheesy Peas

New improved squeezey cheesy peas!

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

This week Oi ave bin mostly eatin pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curried goat, goat in curry. The dirty bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weird" "slither" "SPOOK" x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked in to a cocktail bar the other day and asked for a double entendre. So the barman gave me one.

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Buying jewellery - Buying jewellery for a beautiful woman is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. First you check the size of her ring to make sure it will fit. Then you end up giving her a pearl necklace. Swiss Toni x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you all for taking part....after much consideration (it was near the start of the thread) joint winners are marcusmostly and Dan berks for the brilliant / Swiss tony underlay. Well done chaps.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Today we are painting a lifestudy of a beautiful ebony woman, its difficult with water colours to accurately portray her curves, and the range of colours from a chocolate to a deep black.... Black. Black as my dreams in a winters night.. Are you happy mother!!!!

I think we should go now..

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Curried goat, goat in curry. The dirty bastards"

Cheese and grape...in a sandwich...the dirty, evil robbing bastards!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

If there's anything you want investigating....Kevin's ear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hanging yourself is very much like making love to a beautiful woman!

You start by slipping yourself inside & when it gets good and tight there will be lots of jerking around & by the time you're finished you're in heaven!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

There are some impressive

baps on display in the bakery today.

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