FabSwingers.com forum: Not red dwarf quotes

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Any quotes phrases or one liners that make you titter with mirth that aren’t from Red Dwarf and remember “don’t mock the afflicted”

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Why that’s the most ridiculous thing I ever heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg red dwarf was my teenage obsession! I went to recordings etc..

Sit down brook, theres somwthing ive got to tell you. What is it kelly. Its about brooke. What brooke jnr? He isnt your android.

Lister is that a fag your smoking. No its a chicken!!

Thats mine, thats mine, all of that is mine, except that bit, i dont like that bit, but all the rest is mine

Smmmeeeeeggghheeeeaaaaad

There dead dave, everybody is dead

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

That’s really weird, I just started re watching it, how did you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok love that agow

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't clean my teeth with a wire brush Mr Lister

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By *oman wantedCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Liverpool/Manchester

Dougal: “God Ted, I’ve heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord’s going to come back and judge us all.” Ted: “No… no Dougal, that’s us. That’s Catholicism you’re talking about there.”

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ah go an .go an go an go an go an go an go an go an

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Feck

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom,

boom boom boom boom boom

Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom,

Boom boom boom boom boom

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

These cows are big

Those cows are far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a mime

My body is my tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg red dwarf was my teenage obsession! I went to recordings etc..

Sit down brook, theres somwthing ive got to tell you. What is it kelly. Its about brooke. What brooke jnr? He isnt your android.

Lister is that a fag your smoking. No its a chicken!!

Thats mine, thats mine, all of that is mine, except that bit, i dont like that bit, but all the rest is mine

Smmmeeeeeggghheeeeaaaaad

There dead dave, everybody is dead"

Don't forget - Your nickname was never Ace. Maybe Ace Hole.

And

Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Go on go on go on go on go on

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Shall we shag now or shag later? Yeah, baby, yeah!" — Austin Powers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week I will mostly be eating cabbage.

Jesse’s Diets

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Of course, I was very, very d*unk.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It was only resting in my account

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"These cows are big

Those cows are far away"
I was going to post this

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By *r_BigHeadMan
over a year ago

The Naughty Step (aka Northampton)

"I wear the cheese. The cheese does not wear me"

from Buffy the vampire slayer

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I like your hat beef!

Thanks....its made from wood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These cows are big

Those cows are far away"

Almost!

“This is a small cow Dougal, those are just far away”

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

We’re all doomed!

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Good moaning

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Good moaning"

Are you an officer of the lure?

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Listen very carefully I will say this only once

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Its a local shop for local people

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

The cake contains.... no nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy forking shirtballs.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Leon’s getting larger!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Good moaning

Are you an officer of the lure? "

Av you a lassanse for that minkey

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By *..TheCurvyPetrolHead...Woman
over a year ago

St Helens

Del: I think we're on a winner here Trig, play it nice and cool son, nice and cool. You know what I mean?

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By *..TheCurvyPetrolHead...Woman
over a year ago

St Helens

Fork handles...

Absolute classic!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

O's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You said it was open 24 hours a day Trig.

Yeah but not at night Del

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You said it was open 24 hours a day Trig.

Yeah but not at night Del "

Had the same brush for 20 years. It had 5 new heads and 8 New shafts

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Smoke me a kipper I'll be back in the morning

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By *ice guy for couplesMan
over a year ago

ipswich

NUNS ! REVERSE REVERSE !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where I come from people are hospitable to strangers, but you lot have made us feel as welcome as a fart in an astronaut suit" Oz - Auf Wiedersehen Pet

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Rodney you prize plonker!

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