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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Dr. Seuss Purity Test

Have you done it on a boat?

Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?

Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?

Have you done it, high on grass?

Have you done it in the car?

Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?

Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?

Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?

Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?

Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?

Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?

Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?

Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?

Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?

Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?

Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?

Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?

Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?

Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?

Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?

Have you done it up a mile?

Have you done it for all to see?

Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?

Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?

Have you done it out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?

Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?

Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?

Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your "no"s,

pray this number never grows.

Fifty questions we asked thee,

score times two is thy Purity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

23 No's

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

keep losing count lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

33 nos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19....ooooh does that make me a bad boy....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"19....ooooh does that make me a bad boy....

fook n ell yer....fancy a shag

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

20 nos

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

28 nos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keep losing count lol"

haha me too

think it was either 23/24 or 25 yes's !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"28 nos"

ok that's just coz you ain't got any pets haha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19 nos

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

30 yes's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

27 no's for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"19....ooooh does that make me a bad boy....

If it does it makes me a bad girl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"30 yes's"

oh Diamond that means only 20 no's and for some reason I always looked on you as being somewhat virginal

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"30 yes's oh Diamond that means only 20 no'sand for some reason Ialways looked on youas being somewhat virginal

Better go back and check i didnt say yes to doing it with a goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

29 no's for me. I'm a fookin nun!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Even worse now i only make it 17 no,s lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"29 no's for me. I'm a fookin nun!

that wasn't a question on the list wishy, but if so don'f forget to lift her gown up first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"19....ooooh does that make me a bad boy....

fook n ell yer....fancy a shag

ooh now there is an offer....fancy the log...need to tick that one off...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even worse now i only make it 17 no,s lol"

so you defo had a goat then

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"28 nos

ok that's just coz you ain't got any pets haha!!!"

Got two pussies

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Even worse now i only make it 17 no,s lol so you defo hada goat then

looks like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

o.......k i managed your limmeric pussy

princess pussy's a lady in chat

who has a tattoo on her twat

she smokes her cig's nude

and is definetly rude

and that is the end of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"o.......k i managed your limmeric pussy

princess pussy's a lady in chat

who has a tattoo on her twat

she smokes her cig's nude

and is definetly rude

and that is the end of that

Yeah but.... how many nos? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont do naughties im pure

........ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"o.......k i managed your limmeric pussy

princess pussy's a lady in chat

who has a tattoo on her twat

she smokes her cig's nude

and is definetly rude

and that is the end of that

ooooh Sunders am in work and just burst out laughing at that. The patients are going to think am nuts. I will put that on my profile.....thanks ever so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont do naughties im pure

........ish"

Shame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

33, see... i'm a good girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"33, see... i'm a good girl

33 yes or 33 no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

27 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"33, see... i'm a good girl

33 yes or 33 no

no's jan!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21 nos xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"21 nos xx

pure filth... i knew it! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"21 nos xx

pure filth... i knew it! lol"

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

30 nos or is it ma punty score !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i keep getting different results ffs think i'm loosing the plot

its somewhere between 17 and 22 nos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn. 36 no's...

I need to get out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn. 36 no's...

I need to get out more

You and me both

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

21 nos for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok ive been out with the dog and had a better idea for the last line...

princess pussy's a lady in chat

who has a butterfly tattoo on her twat

she smokes her cig's nude

and is definetly rude

and will do anything except scat

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

23 Nos but Im working on 2 of them even as we speak...

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Fab

25 i think...but i have trouble counting past ten

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Great post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

twelvtyseven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok ive been out with the dog and had a better idea for the last line...

princess pussy's a lady in chat

who has a butterfly tattoo on her twat

she smokes her cig's nude

and is definetly rude

and will do anything except scat

thanks phil have edited my profile accordingly mwah kisses all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm 21 and 25

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

There's supposed to be "No's"?

Oh dear, we'd better get back up there and fake it!!

(Wadda ya mean you always fake it?)

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

21 for me, much like my age.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

19 nos and a maybe for me

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

There's supposed to be "No's"?

Oh dear, we'd better get back up there and fake it!!

(Wadda ya mean you always fake it?)

OK, the jury is in and the verdict is... 21! And that is just about the same for both of us (Les 23) cos she was a virgin when we met (and for 6 months after!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

47.

Some were just sooooo wrong that it was No, No and No again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

25 no's for me........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people should copy and paste their lists of yes and no haha

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

37 no's for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 no's for me! Any want to tick some more of the list with me

No goats!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"37 no's for me

It was 42 last week, whatever have you been upto?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"37 no's for me

It was 42 last week, whatever have you been upto?

shhh dont tell everyone

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"37 no's for me

It was 42 last week, whatever have you been upto?

shhh dont tell everyone

there's only the blind and dyslexic left

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

40 no's ...

we live a sheltered life

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"people should copy and paste their lists of yes and no haha "

After you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 no's for me! Any want to tick some more of the list with me

No goats!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so if we start getting messages from anyone saying they wanna fuck a nanny (goat) then its a big no no isn't it and we now know what there on about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

dont know why your all bothered over the goat one, i thought the dead one was worse. however in saying that i have had a few meets that i thought were half dead to start with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont know why your all bothered over the goat one, i thought the dead one was worse. however in saying that i have had a few meets that i thought were half dead to start with"

just spat mi bubbly at screeen ffs woman ...dead and goats mind bogggggggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 no's, guess I've came of age!

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