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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All these women saying they love dad bods until you get into an argument and they start calling you a fat cunt. Dont fall for it lads get ya arse down the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake?

Gym?

Cake?

Gym?

It’s a toughie ....

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens


"Cake?

Gym?

Cake?

Gym?

It’s a toughie .... "

No it's not.... let them eat cake...

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Cake?

Gym?

Cake?

Gym?

It’s a toughie .... "

Gym then cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anyone want a relationship with the kind of person that called someone a fat cunt.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Cake?

Gym?

Cake?

Gym?

It’s a toughie ....

Gym then cake?"

Cake in the Gym cafe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Works for me fella just work with what i got the trick is to master what you are not change to others wants

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Cake?

Gym?

Cake?

Gym?

It’s a toughie ....

Gym then cake?

Cake in the Gym cafe"

That sounds like a perfect workout to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Works for me fella just work with what i got the trick is to master what you are not change to others wants"

Are you a zen master or what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never in my life told anyone they were a fat cunt, maybe people on the receiving end of such behaviour should look at their relationship choices instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Utter bollocks

Give me a man with a chubby belly over the toned Adonis who thinks he’s the dogs bollocks

Eat the cake and not become a sanctimonious gym monster

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By *he Big Five OhhMan
over a year ago

bristol

Make them the cake then suggest some workout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite machine in the gym is the vending machine

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By *iss Ash42Woman
over a year ago

somewhere nowhere near you....


"Utter bollocks

Give me a man with a chubby belly over the toned Adonis who thinks he’s the dogs bollocks

Eat the cake and not become a sanctimonious gym monster "

Second that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Works for me fella just work with what i got the trick is to master what you are not change to others wants

Are you a zen master or what "

Nope just a normal guy with banter

It also helps im an awesome shag too tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Utter bollocks

Give me a man with a chubby belly over the toned Adonis who thinks he’s the dogs bollocks

Eat the cake and not become a sanctimonious gym monster "

I totally agree, I like a man with a softer body x

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

What if i were to tell you that it's possible to not be a fat cunt, without having to go to the gym, just by simply controlling what you eat through will power alone ......?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Utter bollocks

Give me a man with a chubby belly over the toned Adonis who thinks he’s the dogs bollocks

Eat the cake and not become a sanctimonious gym monster "

Just to even things out a bit... there are guys with chubby bellies who think they are the dogs bollocks and there are guys who frequent the gym that aren't sanctimonious. Got to love a generalisation though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Works for me fella just work with what i got the trick is to master what you are not change to others wants"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would choose a ‘dad bod’ over a gym bunny any day lol. Even in my younger days I preferred an older man who wasn’t counting down the minutes till his next gym sesh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am what i am if people like it happy days if not screw em its thier problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Utter bollocks

Give me a man with a chubby belly over the toned Adonis who thinks he’s the dogs bollocks

Eat the cake and not become a sanctimonious gym monster

Just to even things out a bit... there are guys with chubby bellies who think they are the dogs bollocks and there are guys who frequent the gym that aren't sanctimonious. Got to love a generalisation though. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Utter bollocks

Give me a man with a chubby belly over the toned Adonis who thinks he’s the dogs bollocks

Eat the cake and not become a sanctimonious gym monster

Just to even things out a bit... there are guys with chubby bellies who think they are the dogs bollocks and there are guys who frequent the gym that aren't sanctimonious. Got to love a generalisation though. "

I know this ....

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire


"Cake?

Gym?

Cake?

Gym?

It’s a toughie .... "

For a moment there I thought this was another of those 'What would you do with the person above' threads...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifes too short to waste it at the gym

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Cake?

Gym?

Cake?

Gym?

It’s a toughie .... "

Did someone mention cake

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire


"I am what i am"

Very true... worked for Popeye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all women do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake?

Gym?

Cake?

Gym?

It’s a toughie ....

For a moment there I thought this was another of those 'What would you do with the person above' threads... "

What’s ‘caking’ someone? Asking for a friend??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All these women saying they love dad bods until you get into an argument and they start calling you a fat cunt. Dont fall for it lads get ya arse down the gym"
wrong I'd take a dad bod over a gym bod any day

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire


"Cake?

Gym?

Cake?

Gym?

It’s a toughie ....

For a moment there I thought this was another of those 'What would you do with the person above' threads...

What’s ‘caking’ someone? Asking for a friend?? "

Kinda the same as when someone offers 'Pint' in the aforementioned threads

Don't worry about it... it's not illegal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow people in the forums cant take a bit of banter and fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never in my life told anyone they were a fat cunt, maybe people on the receiving end of such behaviour should look at their relationship choices instead?"
like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracking advice OP.. but then I like the let them eat cake too...

I could do with a bit of a toning regime - need to work on my arms and not on my mid section but i’m generally happy with my dad bod.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I eat shit loads of cake ice cream and other bad stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I eat shit loads of cake ice cream and other bad stuff. "

Ok ok - show off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All these women saying they love dad bods until you get into an argument and they start calling you a fat cunt. Dont fall for it lads get ya arse down the gym"

LOL!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But also eat good stuff most of the time. And im just skinny to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All these women saying they love dad bods until you get into an argument and they start calling you a fat cunt. Dont fall for it lads get ya arse down the gym

LOL! "

ah you can understand my humor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if i were to tell you that it's possible to not be a fat cunt, without having to go to the gym, just by simply controlling what you eat through will power alone ......? "

But that suggests no cake. I’m out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad bods usually equal amazing thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All these women saying they love dad bods until you get into an argument and they start calling you a fat cunt. Dont fall for it lads get ya arse down the gym

LOL! ah you can understand my humor "

Yes! I laughed instantly!

But some just aren’t as banterous!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"What if i were to tell you that it's possible to not be a fat cunt, without having to go to the gym, just by simply controlling what you eat through will power alone ......?

But that suggests no cake. I’m out!"

I still eat cake. It really IS possible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake?

Gym?

Cake?

Gym?

It’s a toughie .... "

Dads bod and I love cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone want a relationship with the kind of person that called someone a fat cunt. "

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only attend the gym on the 30th February

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High reps, high reps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow people in the forums cant take a bit of banter and fun. "

How about compromise...you go to the gym and I’ll eat the cake off you whilst telling you you’re a fat cunt so can’t have it?

MrsK x

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By *rickyd72Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Why would anyone want a relationship with the kind of person that called someone a fat cunt. "
Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad bod here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow people in the forums cant take a bit of banter and fun.

How about compromise...you go to the gym and I’ll eat the cake off you whilst telling you you’re a fat cunt so can’t have it?

MrsK x"

that could work

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Utter bollocks

Give me a man with a chubby belly over the toned Adonis who thinks he’s the dogs bollocks

Eat the cake and not become a sanctimonious gym monster "

All six pack and no brains?

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By *ornyal138Man
over a year ago

bromley kent

Being a dad I automatically qualify for a dad body. I do have a belly but I choose to enjoy life and drink and eat too much with family and friends. However I can still run 3 times a week and am a qualified football ref

If you want six pack then guess you need sub 30 yr olds for that but they don’t have the experienced tongue that is oldies have !

And did someone mention cake. Yes please, lemon drizzle prefably x

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I have a granddad's bod lol fat n unfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a dad I automatically qualify for a dad body. I do have a belly but I choose to enjoy life and drink and eat too much with family and friends. However I can still run 3 times a week and am a qualified football ref

If you want six pack then guess you need sub 30 yr olds for that but they don’t have the experienced tongue that is oldies have !

And did someone mention cake. Yes please, lemon drizzle prefably x"

Actually there are some men over 30 with six packs who look good!

There are also under 30s who have more life (and tongue) experience than men older than them! Everyone is different.

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Lol@the OP for the initial post.

What's all the hate for people that go to the gym?

If its not for you then fair enough. But if someone is prepared to put their body through a regime to get their body in shape then more power to them.

I go to the gym and I'm also a father. But I'm not a self obsessed pr!ck who loves himself too much.

Jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Utter bollocks

Give me a man with a chubby belly over the toned Adonis who thinks he’s the dogs bollocks

Eat the cake and not become a sanctimonious gym monster "

You complete me. Ha

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By *ewbieCouple400Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Utter bollocks

Give me a man with a chubby belly over the toned Adonis who thinks he’s the dogs bollocks

Eat the cake and not become a sanctimonious gym monster "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being a dad I automatically qualify for a dad body. I do have a belly but I choose to enjoy life and drink and eat too much with family and friends. However I can still run 3 times a week and am a qualified football ref

If you want six pack then guess you need sub 30 yr olds for that but they don’t have the experienced tongue that is oldies have !

And did someone mention cake. Yes please, lemon drizzle prefably x"

not true. I kmow blokes i their 50s who have a totally ripped physique and i know lads i their 20s with beer bellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a dad I automatically qualify for a dad body. I do have a belly but I choose to enjoy life and drink and eat too much with family and friends. However I can still run 3 times a week and am a qualified football ref

If you want six pack then guess you need sub 30 yr olds for that but they don’t have the experienced tongue that is oldies have !

And did someone mention cake. Yes please, lemon drizzle prefably xnot true. I kmow blokes i their 50s who have a totally ripped physique and i know lads i their 20s with beer bellies"

This is true my dads 68 and and so active and doesn’t look much different to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't be bothered to go to the gym nowadays, too much work needs to be done! ...I'll stick with my dadbod and try to hang on to what I've got!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being a dad I automatically qualify for a dad body. I do have a belly but I choose to enjoy life and drink and eat too much with family and friends. However I can still run 3 times a week and am a qualified football ref

If you want six pack then guess you need sub 30 yr olds for that but they don’t have the experienced tongue that is oldies have !

And did someone mention cake. Yes please, lemon drizzle prefably xnot true. I kmow blokes i their 50s who have a totally ripped physique and i know lads i their 20s with beer bellies

This is true my dads 68 and and so active and doesn’t look much different to you. "

i can believe it. And when im 68 (if i live that long) i wont look much different

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well in the face i will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well in the face i will "

Haha. I wasn’t implying you looked 68 it was more that my dad looked younger and fitter than his age!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"All these women saying they love dad bods until you get into an argument and they start calling you a fat cunt. Dont fall for it lads get ya arse down the gym"

Bollocks

Love a dad bod me

It’s why I politely turn down the gym bods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m down the gym....... but still got a dad bod lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m down the gym....... but still got a dad bod lol "

You look good Pal

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I’m down the gym....... but still got a dad bod lol

You look good Pal "

Looks better in the flesh

If he ever needs a pint holder again he knows where to find me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m down the gym....... but still got a dad bod lol

You look good Pal

Looks better in the flesh

If he ever needs a pint holder again he knows where to find me "

Ahhh yes ......... holds a pint well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if i were to tell you that it's possible to not be a fat cunt, without having to go to the gym, just by simply controlling what you eat through will power alone ......?

But that suggests no cake. I’m out!

I still eat cake. It really IS possible! "

But I like lot of it!

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford


"Lifes too short to waste it at the gym"

Agreed, never wasted my time going into a gym, fit physical activity into my daily life, the world is my gym.

Those that eat too much cake without burning it off do shorten their short lives though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love dad bod

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Lifes too short to waste it at the gym

Agreed, never wasted my time going into a gym, fit physical activity into my daily life, the world is my gym.

Those that eat too much cake without burning it off do shorten their short lives though..."

And some physically fit people in the “prime of their lives” drop dead randomly of heart attack during a their morning jog, when a fatty jet like me out lives them by many years, when it’s your time it’s your time

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Lifes too short to waste it at the gym

Agreed, never wasted my time going into a gym, fit physical activity into my daily life, the world is my gym.

Those that eat too much cake without burning it off do shorten their short lives though...

And some physically fit people in the “prime of their lives” drop dead randomly of heart attack during a their morning jog, when a fatty jet like me out lives them by many years, when it’s your time it’s your time "

Well yeah, but we're not all rugby players!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Lifes too short to waste it at the gym

Agreed, never wasted my time going into a gym, fit physical activity into my daily life, the world is my gym.

Those that eat too much cake without burning it off do shorten their short lives though...

And some physically fit people in the “prime of their lives” drop dead randomly of heart attack during a their morning jog, when a fatty jet like me out lives them by many years, when it’s your time it’s your time

Well yeah, but we're not all rugby players! "

Neither am anymore

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Dad bod here rate it slate it use it pm welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone want a relationship with the kind of person that called someone a fat cunt. "

Not heard of Casual cunting, there’s a lot of it about ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve deffi got the chunky thighs

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Utter bollocks

Give me a man with a chubby belly over the toned Adonis who thinks he’s the dogs bollocks

Eat the cake and not become a sanctimonious gym monster "

Well said x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Alpt of hate for the gym guys here. No idea why tho as most people i have met at the gym are lovely

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Alpt of hate for the gym guys here. No idea why tho as most people i have met at the gym are lovely"

Wouldn’t say hate it’s like they have inflated egos.

What they don’t realise is that Testosterone can be as bad for them as it is good health wise.

It’s the ones that go on and on about how much they can bench press etc......yawwwwwwn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lifes too short to waste it at the gym

Agreed, never wasted my time going into a gym, fit physical activity into my daily life, the world is my gym.

Those that eat too much cake without burning it off do shorten their short lives though...

And some physically fit people in the “prime of their lives” drop dead randomly of heart attack during a their morning jog, when a fatty jet like me out lives them by many years, when it’s your time it’s your time "

So you have a set date when you slip this mortal coil, well why didn’t they tell me that. There’s me taking care of myself when I could be eating cake and lying on the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alpt of hate for the gym guys here. No idea why tho as most people i have met at the gym are lovely

Wouldn’t say hate it’s like they have inflated egos.

What they don’t realise is that Testosterone can be as bad for them as it is good health wise.

It’s the ones that go on and on about how much they can bench press etc......yawwwwwwn."

I find them fascinating, please tell me more about your gains bro !

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Lifes too short to waste it at the gym

Agreed, never wasted my time going into a gym, fit physical activity into my daily life, the world is my gym.

Those that eat too much cake without burning it off do shorten their short lives though...

And some physically fit people in the “prime of their lives” drop dead randomly of heart attack during a their morning jog, when a fatty jet like me out lives them by many years, when it’s your time it’s your time

So you have a set date when you slip this mortal coil, well why didn’t they tell me that. There’s me taking care of myself when I could be eating cake and lying on the sofa. "

You think that’s all fat people do sadly it’s a misconception, in the same sense that people think that everyone that uses a gym is an arsehole some people, it’s nice some strive break stereotypes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lifes too short to waste it at the gym

Agreed, never wasted my time going into a gym, fit physical activity into my daily life, the world is my gym.

Those that eat too much cake without burning it off do shorten their short lives though...

And some physically fit people in the “prime of their lives” drop dead randomly of heart attack during a their morning jog, when a fatty jet like me out lives them by many years, when it’s your time it’s your time

So you have a set date when you slip this mortal coil, well why didn’t they tell me that. There’s me taking care of myself when I could be eating cake and lying on the sofa.

You think that’s all fat people do sadly it’s a misconception, in the same sense that people think that everyone that uses a gym is an arsehole some people, it’s nice some strive break stereotypes "

No I don’t think that’s all fat people do, It was sarcasm, your comment when it’s your time it’s your time, is factually incorrect, it’s based on many variables.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite happy with my dad bod, plus I'm strong as fuck and can out lift all the pretty boys, quite amusing to see their little faces when I lift more than them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Utter bollocks

Give me a man with a chubby belly over the toned Adonis who thinks he’s the dogs bollocks

Eat the cake and not become a sanctimonious gym monster "

True Yorkshire woman for ya

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire


"Quite happy with my dad bod, plus I'm strong as fuck and can out lift all the pretty boys, quite amusing to see their little faces when I lift more than them "

This... so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite happy with my dad bod, plus I'm strong as fuck and can out lift all the pretty boys, quite amusing to see their little faces when I lift more than them "

Where do we find these pretty boys?

Love them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone want a relationship with the kind of person that called someone a fat cunt. "

I cannot stand the word cunt

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Cake?

Gym?

Cake?

Gym?

It’s a toughie ....

Gym then cake?

Cake in the Gym cafe"

Cake?

Noooooo

Pint and pack of crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone want a relationship with the kind of person that called someone a fat cunt.

I cannot stand the word cunt "

Well there’s no need to be a cunt about it

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire


"Why would anyone want a relationship with the kind of person that called someone a fat cunt.

I cannot stand the word cunt

Well there’s no need to be a cunt about it "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with a softer bod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never been called a fat cunt, well ok I have, but it was a general insult rather than descriptive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad bod here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So many uptight people.in here

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Dad bod here still works and does everything it’s suppose to do and have managed to avoid the gym for years x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Lifes too short to waste it at the gym

Agreed, never wasted my time going into a gym, fit physical activity into my daily life, the world is my gym.

Those that eat too much cake without burning it off do shorten their short lives though...

And some physically fit people in the “prime of their lives” drop dead randomly of heart attack during a their morning jog, when a fatty jet like me out lives them by many years, when it’s your time it’s your time

So you have a set date when you slip this mortal coil, well why didn’t they tell me that. There’s me taking care of myself when I could be eating cake and lying on the sofa.

You think that’s all fat people do sadly it’s a misconception, in the same sense that people think that everyone that uses a gym is an arsehole some people, it’s nice some strive break stereotypes

No I don’t think that’s all fat people do, It was sarcasm, your comment when it’s your time it’s your time, is factually incorrect, it’s based on many variables."

And you could get run over tomorrow and die instantly I don’t think how fit you are would have much variable on that one honey

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Still you shouldn't live your life expecting to get run over the next day should you? You have one life, so why not make it a long healthy one rather than a short disease prone one? Id like to see my grandchildren get married. Might never happen, might not get any. But i will plan for that rather than giving in to sugar, tobacco and alcohol.

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By *etal MickeyMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Utter bollocks

Give me a man with a chubby belly over the toned Adonis who thinks he’s the dogs bollocks

Eat the cake and not become a sanctimonious gym monster "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m happy with my dad bod

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Still you shouldn't live your life expecting to get run over the next day should you? You have one life, so why not make it a long healthy one rather than a short disease prone one? Id like to see my grandchildren get married. Might never happen, might not get any. But i will plan for that rather than giving in to sugar, tobacco and alcohol. "

And who says I constantly give in to all those things just because I’m fat knew me in my day to day life you’d probably be asking me why I’m not size zero for how active I am in comparison to what I eat as bleeding everyone else does in fact

But I also don’t know what will happen tomorrow so I live for now there’s nothing wrong with doing that if it’s how the person chooses to live their life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has been a funny read while in the bath. Out a curiosty what qualifies as a dad bod or a gym bod? Last time I stepped into a to workout i was 19 and have been a dad for 9 years now. Ooohhh and I loves me some cake, does matter what type just feed me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All these women saying they love dad bods until you get into an argument and they start calling you a fat cunt. Dont fall for it lads get ya arse down the gym"

Bugger right ok I’m down there in the morning

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Still you shouldn't live your life expecting to get run over the next day should you? You have one life, so why not make it a long healthy one rather than a short disease prone one? Id like to see my grandchildren get married. Might never happen, might not get any. But i will plan for that rather than giving in to sugar, tobacco and alcohol.

And who says I constantly give in to all those things just because I’m fat knew me in my day to day life you’d probably be asking me why I’m not size zero for how active I am in comparison to what I eat as bleeding everyone else does in fact

But I also don’t know what will happen tomorrow so I live for now there’s nothing wrong with doing that if it’s how the person chooses to live their life

"

Well it's kinda self indulgent. I really used to like tobacco. However i gave all that up for my health, my children's health and because i don't want to be that guy saying "I've smoked myself to death, now fix my lungs and my cancer so i can go and do it all over again, after all, i might get hit by a bus tomorrow.".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lifes too short to waste it at the gym

Agreed, never wasted my time going into a gym, fit physical activity into my daily life, the world is my gym.

Those that eat too much cake without burning it off do shorten their short lives though...

And some physically fit people in the “prime of their lives” drop dead randomly of heart attack during a their morning jog, when a fatty jet like me out lives them by many years, when it’s your time it’s your time

So you have a set date when you slip this mortal coil, well why didn’t they tell me that. There’s me taking care of myself when I could be eating cake and lying on the sofa.

You think that’s all fat people do sadly it’s a misconception, in the same sense that people think that everyone that uses a gym is an arsehole some people, it’s nice some strive break stereotypes

No I don’t think that’s all fat people do, It was sarcasm, your comment when it’s your time it’s your time, is factually incorrect, it’s based on many variables.

And you could get run over tomorrow and die instantly I don’t think how fit you are would have much variable on that one honey "

Are you being deliberately obtuse ?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Still you shouldn't live your life expecting to get run over the next day should you? You have one life, so why not make it a long healthy one rather than a short disease prone one? Id like to see my grandchildren get married. Might never happen, might not get any. But i will plan for that rather than giving in to sugar, tobacco and alcohol.

And who says I constantly give in to all those things just because I’m fat knew me in my day to day life you’d probably be asking me why I’m not size zero for how active I am in comparison to what I eat as bleeding everyone else does in fact

But I also don’t know what will happen tomorrow so I live for now there’s nothing wrong with doing that if it’s how the person chooses to live their life

Well it's kinda self indulgent. I really used to like tobacco. However i gave all that up for my health, my children's health and because i don't want to be that guy saying "I've smoked myself to death, now fix my lungs and my cancer so i can go and do it all over again, after all, i might get hit by a bus tomorrow.". "

The tobacco will have already done the harm from smoking it already so you’ve only now minimised risks by stopping doesn’t mean it won’t still bite you in the arse a few more years down the line, if that bus doesn’t hit you tomorrow

At least when you loose weight any health related problems that person are usually resolved without major long term damage

But we can all say woulda shoulda coulda so best not to dwell and live life for what it is however long that may be I know I could die tomorrow and I’d die happy if I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still you shouldn't live your life expecting to get run over the next day should you? You have one life, so why not make it a long healthy one rather than a short disease prone one? Id like to see my grandchildren get married. Might never happen, might not get any. But i will plan for that rather than giving in to sugar, tobacco and alcohol.

And who says I constantly give in to all those things just because I’m fat knew me in my day to day life you’d probably be asking me why I’m not size zero for how active I am in comparison to what I eat as bleeding everyone else does in fact

But I also don’t know what will happen tomorrow so I live for now there’s nothing wrong with doing that if it’s how the person chooses to live their life

"

I agree with this.

I don’t get why some people are so invested in what other adults do with their life, maybe if they had something entertaining in there’s they wouldn’t need to focus so much on others. :D

I don’t get some of the hate for gym goers either. The ones at my gym are mostly lovely down to earth and friendly people! I find the ones who don’t go are far too quick to judge & think going to the gym automatically means you’re image obsessed!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Lifes too short to waste it at the gym

Agreed, never wasted my time going into a gym, fit physical activity into my daily life, the world is my gym.

Those that eat too much cake without burning it off do shorten their short lives though...

And some physically fit people in the “prime of their lives” drop dead randomly of heart attack during a their morning jog, when a fatty jet like me out lives them by many years, when it’s your time it’s your time

So you have a set date when you slip this mortal coil, well why didn’t they tell me that. There’s me taking care of myself when I could be eating cake and lying on the sofa.

You think that’s all fat people do sadly it’s a misconception, in the same sense that people think that everyone that uses a gym is an arsehole some people, it’s nice some strive break stereotypes

No I don’t think that’s all fat people do, It was sarcasm, your comment when it’s your time it’s your time, is factually incorrect, it’s based on many variables.

And you could get run over tomorrow and die instantly I don’t think how fit you are would have much variable on that one honey

Are you being deliberately obtuse ? "

It was sarcasm thought you knew all about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP... I bet you didn’t expect your banter post to turn out like this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dad bod here "

I dont think my Dad ever looked like you

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"OP... I bet you didn’t expect your banter post to turn out like this! "

Trust me He knew what he was getting himself in for this is the forum afterall we all know how it works

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Still you shouldn't live your life expecting to get run over the next day should you? You have one life, so why not make it a long healthy one rather than a short disease prone one? Id like to see my grandchildren get married. Might never happen, might not get any. But i will plan for that rather than giving in to sugar, tobacco and alcohol.

And who says I constantly give in to all those things just because I’m fat knew me in my day to day life you’d probably be asking me why I’m not size zero for how active I am in comparison to what I eat as bleeding everyone else does in fact

But I also don’t know what will happen tomorrow so I live for now there’s nothing wrong with doing that if it’s how the person chooses to live their life

Well it's kinda self indulgent. I really used to like tobacco. However i gave all that up for my health, my children's health and because i don't want to be that guy saying "I've smoked myself to death, now fix my lungs and my cancer so i can go and do it all over again, after all, i might get hit by a bus tomorrow.".

The tobacco will have already done the harm from smoking it already so you’ve only now minimised risks by stopping doesn’t mean it won’t still bite you in the arse a few more years down the line, if that bus doesn’t hit you tomorrow

At least when you loose weight any health related problems that person are usually resolved without major long term damage

But we can all say woulda shoulda coulda so best not to dwell and live life for what it is however long that may be I know I could die tomorrow and I’d die happy if I did

"

Amazing, everything you just said is wrong...

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Still you shouldn't live your life expecting to get run over the next day should you? You have one life, so why not make it a long healthy one rather than a short disease prone one? Id like to see my grandchildren get married. Might never happen, might not get any. But i will plan for that rather than giving in to sugar, tobacco and alcohol.

And who says I constantly give in to all those things just because I’m fat knew me in my day to day life you’d probably be asking me why I’m not size zero for how active I am in comparison to what I eat as bleeding everyone else does in fact

But I also don’t know what will happen tomorrow so I live for now there’s nothing wrong with doing that if it’s how the person chooses to live their life

Well it's kinda self indulgent. I really used to like tobacco. However i gave all that up for my health, my children's health and because i don't want to be that guy saying "I've smoked myself to death, now fix my lungs and my cancer so i can go and do it all over again, after all, i might get hit by a bus tomorrow.".

The tobacco will have already done the harm from smoking it already so you’ve only now minimised risks by stopping doesn’t mean it won’t still bite you in the arse a few more years down the line, if that bus doesn’t hit you tomorrow

At least when you loose weight any health related problems that person are usually resolved without major long term damage

But we can all say woulda shoulda coulda so best not to dwell and live life for what it is however long that may be I know I could die tomorrow and I’d die happy if I did

Amazing, everything you just said is wrong... "

If you say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway... can I have a dad with a gym bod please

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Still you shouldn't live your life expecting to get run over the next day should you? You have one life, so why not make it a long healthy one rather than a short disease prone one? Id like to see my grandchildren get married. Might never happen, might not get any. But i will plan for that rather than giving in to sugar, tobacco and alcohol.

And who says I constantly give in to all those things just because I’m fat knew me in my day to day life you’d probably be asking me why I’m not size zero for how active I am in comparison to what I eat as bleeding everyone else does in fact

But I also don’t know what will happen tomorrow so I live for now there’s nothing wrong with doing that if it’s how the person chooses to live their life

I agree with this.

I don’t get why some people are so invested in what other adults do with their life, maybe if they had something entertaining in there’s they wouldn’t need to focus so much on others. :D

I don’t get some of the hate for gym goers either. The ones at my gym are mostly lovely down to earth and friendly people! I find the ones who don’t go are far too quick to judge & think going to the gym automatically means you’re image obsessed! "

I think people hate gym goers because they're jealous of people who are self motivated, fit, healthy and whome actually manage to stick to something and make it part of a healthy lifestyle. Not to mention actually being able to afford the cost! I know they're the reasons i hate gym goers...

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Right night all

Need to get my solid 8hours of sleep in

It’s good for my health

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Still you shouldn't live your life expecting to get run over the next day should you? You have one life, so why not make it a long healthy one rather than a short disease prone one? Id like to see my grandchildren get married. Might never happen, might not get any. But i will plan for that rather than giving in to sugar, tobacco and alcohol.

And who says I constantly give in to all those things just because I’m fat knew me in my day to day life you’d probably be asking me why I’m not size zero for how active I am in comparison to what I eat as bleeding everyone else does in fact

But I also don’t know what will happen tomorrow so I live for now there’s nothing wrong with doing that if it’s how the person chooses to live their life

I agree with this.

I don’t get why some people are so invested in what other adults do with their life, maybe if they had something entertaining in there’s they wouldn’t need to focus so much on others. :D

I don’t get some of the hate for gym goers either. The ones at my gym are mostly lovely down to earth and friendly people! I find the ones who don’t go are far too quick to judge & think going to the gym automatically means you’re image obsessed! "

Yea everyone’s lovely my local gym too

Good outlet for the bollocks day I’ve had at work today too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All these women saying they love dad bods until you get into an argument and they start calling you a fat cunt. Dont fall for it lads get ya arse down the gymwrong I'd take a dad bod over a gym bod any day "

This, plus, why bother with someone who will get into an argument with you?? Isn't this meant to be fun???

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still you shouldn't live your life expecting to get run over the next day should you? You have one life, so why not make it a long healthy one rather than a short disease prone one? Id like to see my grandchildren get married. Might never happen, might not get any. But i will plan for that rather than giving in to sugar, tobacco and alcohol.

And who says I constantly give in to all those things just because I’m fat knew me in my day to day life you’d probably be asking me why I’m not size zero for how active I am in comparison to what I eat as bleeding everyone else does in fact

But I also don’t know what will happen tomorrow so I live for now there’s nothing wrong with doing that if it’s how the person chooses to live their life

I agree with this.

I don’t get why some people are so invested in what other adults do with their life, maybe if they had something entertaining in there’s they wouldn’t need to focus so much on others. :D

I don’t get some of the hate for gym goers either. The ones at my gym are mostly lovely down to earth and friendly people! I find the ones who don’t go are far too quick to judge & think going to the gym automatically means you’re image obsessed!

I think people hate gym goers because they're jealous of people who are self motivated, fit, healthy and whome actually manage to stick to something and make it part of a healthy lifestyle. Not to mention actually being able to afford the cost! I know they're the reasons i hate gym goers...

"

Hahaha!

Seeing the transformations of some people in my gym is motivation in itself. The feeling after working out is amazing and an addictive one at that.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Still you shouldn't live your life expecting to get run over the next day should you? You have one life, so why not make it a long healthy one rather than a short disease prone one? Id like to see my grandchildren get married. Might never happen, might not get any. But i will plan for that rather than giving in to sugar, tobacco and alcohol.

And who says I constantly give in to all those things just because I’m fat knew me in my day to day life you’d probably be asking me why I’m not size zero for how active I am in comparison to what I eat as bleeding everyone else does in fact

But I also don’t know what will happen tomorrow so I live for now there’s nothing wrong with doing that if it’s how the person chooses to live their life

I agree with this.

I don’t get why some people are so invested in what other adults do with their life, maybe if they had something entertaining in there’s they wouldn’t need to focus so much on others. :D

I don’t get some of the hate for gym goers either. The ones at my gym are mostly lovely down to earth and friendly people! I find the ones who don’t go are far too quick to judge & think going to the gym automatically means you’re image obsessed!

I think people hate gym goers because they're jealous of people who are self motivated, fit, healthy and whome actually manage to stick to something and make it part of a healthy lifestyle. Not to mention actually being able to afford the cost! I know they're the reasons i hate gym goers...

Hahaha!

Seeing the transformations of some people in my gym is motivation in itself. The feeling after working out is amazing and an addictive one at that. "

True. But i get the same feeling after a run or cycle. (And it's cheaper!).

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cut out the carbs guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cut out the carbs guys"

*dyslexic crab*

Dah fuq !

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Cut out the carbs guys"

Ah, you've obviously never heard the phrase "carb the fuck up!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Utter bollocks

Give me a man with a chubby belly over the toned Adonis who thinks he’s the dogs bollocks

Eat the cake and not become a sanctimonious gym monster "

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By *F JonesMan
over a year ago

London


"Still you shouldn't live your life expecting to get run over the next day should you? You have one life, so why not make it a long healthy one rather than a short disease prone one? Id like to see my grandchildren get married. Might never happen, might not get any. But i will plan for that rather than giving in to sugar, tobacco and alcohol.

And who says I constantly give in to all those things just because I’m fat knew me in my day to day life you’d probably be asking me why I’m not size zero for how active I am in comparison to what I eat as bleeding everyone else does in fact

But I also don’t know what will happen tomorrow so I live for now there’s nothing wrong with doing that if it’s how the person chooses to live their life

I agree with this.

I don’t get why some people are so invested in what other adults do with their life, maybe if they had something entertaining in there’s they wouldn’t need to focus so much on others. :D

I don’t get some of the hate for gym goers either. The ones at my gym are mostly lovely down to earth and friendly people! I find the ones who don’t go are far too quick to judge & think going to the gym automatically means you’re image obsessed!

I think people hate gym goers because they're jealous of people who are self motivated, fit, healthy and whome actually manage to stick to something and make it part of a healthy lifestyle. Not to mention actually being able to afford the cost! I know they're the reasons i hate gym goers...

"

Doubt anyone actually hates gym goers.. just the ones who don’t shut the f#ck up about it... kinda like vegans... “didn’t ask mate, don’t care.”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP... I bet you didn’t expect your banter post to turn out like this! "
it could have turned alot worse

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