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"I love bbws xz" Hi and welcome to the thread x | |||
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You scaring the lad pap x "She is trying bless her x | |||
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"Paps a pussy cat as long as you’re willing to let her tame you " | |||
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"I love bbws xz" Welcome to the thread, get some popcorn and sit back. The show is about to start | |||
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"Now where was I?
You scaring the lad pap x
She is trying bless her x "You need to be a bit scared. It turns me on | |||
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"Now where was I?
You scaring the lad pap x
She is trying bless her x
You need to be a bit scared. It turns me on "I did wee a little when you started!  | |||
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"Now where was I?
You scaring the lad pap x
She is trying bless her x
You need to be a bit scared. It turns me on
I did wee a little when you started! "Mmmmm now its getting interesting... where did I put those restraints | |||
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You scaring the lad pap x
She is trying bless her x "Oh she’s not even started yet x | |||
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"Do any of you big sexy women like to be worshipped? Especially your arse? "Only if I can whip the fuck out of yours | |||
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"Do any of you big sexy women like to be worshipped? Especially your arse?
Only if I can whip the fuck out of yours "Now that does sound quite kinky I'm happy to try it  haha | |||
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"Do any of you big sexy women like to be worshipped? Especially your arse?
Only if I can whip the fuck out of yours
Now that does sound quite kinky I'm happy to try it haha "Standard!! | |||
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"Do any of you big sexy women like to be worshipped? Especially your arse?
Only if I can whip the fuck out of yours
Now that does sound quite kinky I'm happy to try it haha "Great, now i'm in for a fucking lecture, cheers mate! | |||
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"Do any of you big sexy women like to be worshipped? Especially your arse?
Only if I can whip the fuck out of yours
Now that does sound quite kinky I'm happy to try it haha
Great, now i'm in for a fucking lecture, cheers mate! "What have I done wrong? Haha | |||
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"Do any of you big sexy women like to be worshipped? Especially your arse?
Only if I can whip the fuck out of yours
Now that does sound quite kinky I'm happy to try it haha
Great, now i'm in for a fucking lecture, cheers mate!
What have I done wrong? Haha"It's a joke mate, no worries. I was being disobedient and was about to be punished | |||
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"Do any of you big sexy women like to be worshipped? Especially your arse?
Only if I can whip the fuck out of yours
Now that does sound quite kinky I'm happy to try it haha
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"Do any of you big sexy women like to be worshipped? Especially your arse?
Only if I can whip the fuck out of yours
Now that does sound quite kinky I'm happy to try it haha
Great, now i'm in for a fucking lecture, cheers mate!
"Hahaha sorry mate! Hope you like the punishment though always makes it worth being bad | |||
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"Do any of you big sexy women like to be worshipped? Especially your arse?
Only if I can whip the fuck out of yours
Now that does sound quite kinky I'm happy to try it haha
Great, now i'm in for a fucking lecture, cheers mate!
"You're restraints are on the table in the corner. Give me your best shot! | |||
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"Do any of you big sexy women like to be worshipped? Especially your arse?
Only if I can whip the fuck out of yours
Now that does sound quite kinky I'm happy to try it haha
Great, now i'm in for a fucking lecture, cheers mate!
You're restraints are on the table in the corner. Give me your best shot! "I can't role play it out on here!... just use your imagination and imagine the pain/pleasure I'd give you...oh and don't forget to say thank you .I hate bratty subs | |||
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"Do any of you big sexy women like to be worshipped? Especially your arse?
Only if I can whip the fuck out of yours
Now that does sound quite kinky I'm happy to try it haha
Great, now i'm in for a fucking lecture, cheers mate!
You're restraints are on the table in the corner. Give me your best shot!
I can't role play it out on here!... just use your imagination and imagine the pain/pleasure I'd give you...oh and don't forget to say thank you .I hate bratty subs "Just started having fun as well, thanks anyway Pap x  | |||
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"Evening fuckers! Early start today, mixed with many ciders, means I'm bloody anyones "Evening cheeky, ooo anyone’s x | |||
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"Hmmmm one with the force he is" Jonboy. | |||
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"Oh ffs, yoda strikes again. "Oh and here's fucking Jar Jar Binks !!!! Ffs | |||
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"Hmmmm one with the force he is" | |||
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"Hmmmm one with the force he is "And now Red Leader shows up.... | |||
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"Hmmmm one with the force he is
And now Red Leader shows up.... "The force is strong in this one | |||
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"Hmmmm one with the force he is
And now Red Leader shows up.... "Ohhhhhh hellooooo burd | |||
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"Morning x Good morning, gorgeous xx" Morning sexy - you ok? | |||
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"Hmmmm one with the force he is
And now Red Leader shows up.... "Red 5 standing by. | |||
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"Morning x " Morning sexy x | |||
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"Morning x Morning sexy x" Sexy boy x | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!! "Oh ok then, morning sexy. | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
Oh ok then, morning sexy. "You don't count!!! | |||
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"Morning x Morning sexy x Sexy boy x " | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!! "Morning you gorgeous, sexy lump of woman meat | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!! "Stop fishing | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
Oh ok then, morning sexy.
You don't count!!! "I can count. | |||
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"Morning x Good morning, gorgeous xx Morning sexy - you ok?" Great thanks m'lovely x | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!! "You're above them, you're alluring | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
You're above them, you're alluring "Like the pied piper leading kids to their doom... | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
Stop fishing"Shit...I need my glasses. I thought you'd put fisting.... Jolieeeee | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
Stop fishing
Shit...I need my glasses. I thought you'd put fisting.... Jolieeeee"That was jonnnnnn..... put ya spex on | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
Stop fishing
Shit...I need my glasses. I thought you'd put fisting.... Jolieeeee"Ffs it is Sunday. | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
You're above them, you're alluring "Ohhhhhh dear ..you poor boy... | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
Stop fishing
Shit...I need my glasses. I thought you'd put fisting.... Jolieeeee
That was jonnnnnn..... put ya spex on "Yeah I know...I was calling you over to measure you up | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
Stop fishing
Shit...I need my glasses. I thought you'd put fisting.... Jolieeeee
That was jonnnnnn..... put ya spex on " | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
You're above them, you're alluring
Ohhhhhh dear ..you poor boy... "Now you see, that's how you get me a little scared  | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!! "You know I think you're gorge you sexy thing you x | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
Stop fishing
Shit...I need my glasses. I thought you'd put fisting.... Jolieeeee
Ffs it is Sunday. "Oh col... Makes no difference to Pap and I.... we are gorgeous and superior every single day, greensputum | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
Stop fishing
Shit...I need my glasses. I thought you'd put fisting.... Jolieeeee
That was jonnnnnn..... put ya spex on
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
Stop fishing
Shit...I need my glasses. I thought you'd put fisting.... Jolieeeee
Ffs it is Sunday.
Oh col...
Makes no difference to Pap and I.... we are gorgeous and superior every single day, greensputum "Still a pair of knobs though. | |||
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"Morning all "Morning! Tis like gingers anonymous here this morning! Meeting before the sun comes up | |||
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"Morning all
Morning!
Tis like gingers anonymous here this morning! Meeting before the sun comes up "Indeed lol x | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
You're above them, you're alluring
Ohhhhhh dear ..you poor boy...
Now you see, that's how you get me a little scared "I love the scared look. . just makes me go harder | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
Stop fishing
Shit...I need my glasses. I thought you'd put fisting.... Jolieeeee
Ffs it is Sunday.
Oh col...
Makes no difference to Pap and I.... we are gorgeous and superior every single day, greensputum
Still a pair of knobs though. "Least our usernames dont make me think about old men coughing their smokers lungs up! In other news. Welcome back!  | |||
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"Morning all "Morning red x | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
Stop fishing
Shit...I need my glasses. I thought you'd put fisting.... Jolieeeee
Ffs it is Sunday.
Oh col...
Makes no difference to Pap and I.... we are gorgeous and superior every single day, greensputum
Still a pair of knobs though.
Least our usernames dont make me think about old men coughing their smokers lungs up!
In other news. Welcome back! "Cunt, and thanks | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
Stop fishing
Shit...I need my glasses. I thought you'd put fisting.... Jolieeeee
Ffs it is Sunday.
Oh col...
Makes no difference to Pap and I.... we are gorgeous and superior every single day, greensputum
Still a pair of knobs though.
Least our usernames dont make me think about old men coughing their smokers lungs up!
In other news. Welcome back! "
Ermmmm I might've had something to do with that  | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
You're above them, you're alluring
Ohhhhhh dear ..you poor boy...
Now you see, that's how you get me a little scared
I love the scared look. . just makes me go harder "Yeah, now i'm worried | |||
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"Now it looks like we've missed the 1st 880 parts of this, are we too late to join the fun "Never to late welcome | |||
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"Now it looks like we've missed the 1st 880 parts of this, are we too late to join the fun "Nahhhh Knock yourself out | |||
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"Ohhh I just love banter wars "I just love makingoldmanphlegm cry | |||
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"Now it looks like we've missed the 1st 880 parts of this, are we too late to join the fun "Fashionably late, I'd say | |||
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"Why doesn't anyone call me fucking sexy or gorgeous..you lot of pure bellends!!!!
Stop fishing
Shit...I need my glasses. I thought you'd put fisting.... Jolieeeee
Ffs it is Sunday.
Oh col...
Makes no difference to Pap and I.... we are gorgeous and superior every single day, greensputum
Still a pair of knobs though.
Least our usernames dont make me think about old men coughing their smokers lungs up!
In other news. Welcome back! "Ha ha ha ha | |||
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"Now it looks like we've missed the 1st 880 parts of this, are we too late to join the fun "Welcome to the madhouse | |||
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"Now it looks like we've missed the 1st 880 parts of this, are we too late to join the fun "Never too late Welcome x | |||
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"Morning all " Morning Curvy | |||
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"Morning all " Saz x x | |||
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"Morning all " Morning curvy | |||
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"Ohhh by the way....I had that dream about that twatting hedgehog last night . Wtf!!! "Is twatty hedgehog your nickname for col? | |||
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"Ohhh by the way....I had that dream about that twatting hedgehog last night . Wtf!!! "Did the bird make an appearance? | |||
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"Ohhh by the way....I had that dream about that twatting hedgehog last night . Wtf!!! "Told you to shave it didn't i? | |||
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"Good morning everyone x "Angie xx | |||
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"Good morning everyone x "Morning Angie x | |||
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"Good morning everyone x "Gooood morning! | |||
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"Ohhh by the way....I had that dream about that twatting hedgehog last night . Wtf!!!
Is twatty hedgehog your nickname for col?"No it's just twat. | |||
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"Ohhhhhh it's just like the olden days everyone here being all nice and shit "I'm not shitting! I mostly scroll Facebook when I do | |||
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"Ohhh by the way....I had that dream about that twatting hedgehog last night . Wtf!!!
Is twatty hedgehog your nickname for col?
No it's just twat. "Pmsl... I'm crying here!!! | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Angie xx"Hi jon x | |||
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Morning Angie x"Hi noble x | |||
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Gooood morning!"Hi gorgeous x | |||
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"Ohhh by the way....I had that dream about that twatting hedgehog last night . Wtf!!!
Is twatty hedgehog your nickname for col?
No it's just twat.
Pmsl... I'm crying here!!! "Wiping your eyes with phlegm's pants? I'd say blow your nose on his socks, but I can only see his jizz sock and that's too crusty | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x "Takes one to know one | |||
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Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x "Morning all xx | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx"Longshaft eh? Well that just may be a profile worth a click | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx"Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that | |||
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"Ohhh by the way....I had that dream about that twatting hedgehog last night . Wtf!!!
Is twatty hedgehog your nickname for col?
No it's just twat.
Pmsl... I'm crying here!!!
Wiping your eyes with phlegm's pants?
I'd say blow your nose on his socks, but I can only see his jizz sock and that's too crusty"Like a boomerang but it doesn't come back to me. | |||
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Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Longshaft eh? Well that just may be a profile worth a click "You'll have your eye out woman!!! | |||
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"Ohhh by the way....I had that dream about that twatting hedgehog last night . Wtf!!!
Is twatty hedgehog your nickname for col?
No it's just twat.
Pmsl... I'm crying here!!!
Wiping your eyes with phlegm's pants?
I'd say blow your nose on his socks, but I can only see his jizz sock and that's too crusty
Like a boomerang but it doesn't come back to me. "I swear I'm gonna throw up in a min!!! | |||
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Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
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"Ohhh by the way....I had that dream about that twatting hedgehog last night . Wtf!!!
Is twatty hedgehog your nickname for col?
No it's just twat.
Pmsl... I'm crying here!!!
Wiping your eyes with phlegm's pants?
I'd say blow your nose on his socks, but I can only see his jizz sock and that's too crusty
Like a boomerang but it doesn't come back to me. " | |||
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Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx"Hi Dave x | |||
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Gooood morning!
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Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Longshaft eh? Well that just may be a profile worth a click
You'll have your eye out woman!!!"S'ok bird, I'm a professional
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
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Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
Morning its my real name "Well at least they can't get you for false advertising | |||
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Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Longshaft eh? Well that just may be a profile worth a click
You'll have your eye out woman!!!
S'ok bird, I'm a professional
Dont try this at home!"Poor fella has come in with his shaft and is going home completely shafted | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Longshaft eh? Well that just may be a profile worth a click
You'll have your eye out woman!!!
S'ok bird, I'm a professional
Dont try this at home!
Poor fella has come in with his shaft and is going home completely shafted "Ohhh you're back...now young Jedi..I hope you've been practising with your light saber .. | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
They can try lol
Morning its my real name
Well at least they can't get you for false advertising " | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Longshaft eh? Well that just may be a profile worth a click
You'll have your eye out woman!!!
S'ok bird, I'm a professional
Dont try this at home!
Poor fella has come in with his shaft and is going home completely shafted
Ohhh you're back...now young Jedi..I hope you've been practising with your light saber .. "Still glowing red | |||
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Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
They can try lol
Morning its my real name
Well at least they can't get you for false advertising "I see you're back after a break ...did I do you on your old profile?!? | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
False advertising
Morning its my real name
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Longshaft eh? Well that just may be a profile worth a click
You'll have your eye out woman!!!
S'ok bird, I'm a professional
Dont try this at home!
Poor fella has come in with his shaft and is going home completely shafted "I havent touched him! yet | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Longshaft eh? Well that just may be a profile worth a click
You'll have your eye out woman!!!
S'ok bird, I'm a professional
Dont try this at home!
Poor fella has come in with his shaft and is going home completely shafted
Ohhh you're back...now young Jedi..I hope you've been practising with your light saber ..
Still glowing red "Yeah.. good boy. . let me know if it turns green at any point won't you | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
They can try lol
Morning its my real name
Well at least they can't get you for false advertising
I see you're back after a break ...did I do you on your old profile?!? "*spits out coffee* | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Longshaft eh? Well that just may be a profile worth a click
You'll have your eye out woman!!!
S'ok bird, I'm a professional
Dont try this at home!
Poor fella has come in with his shaft and is going home completely shafted
Ohhh you're back...now young Jedi..I hope you've been practising with your light saber ..
Still glowing red
Yeah.. good boy. . let me know if it turns green at any point won't you "Or purple | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
They can try lol
Morning its my real name
Well at least they can't get you for false advertising
I see you're back after a break ...did I do you on your old profile?!?
*spits out coffee*"And I always thought you swallowed | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
They can try lol
Morning its my real name
Well at least they can't get you for false advertising
I see you're back after a break ...did I do you on your old profile?!?
*spits out coffee*"Well I don't know FFS...I could of.. they kinda merge into one | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
They can try lol
Morning its my real name
Well at least they can't get you for false advertising
I see you're back after a break ...did I do you on your old profile?!?
*spits out coffee*
And I always thought you swallowed "You know I enlist help for that
Hey handsome | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
They can try lol
Morning its my real name
Well at least they can't get you for false advertising
I see you're back after a break ...did I do you on your old profile?!?
*spits out coffee*
Well I don't know FFS...I could of.. they kinda merge into one "Aint that the truth | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
They can try lol
Morning its my real name
Well at least they can't get you for false advertising
I see you're back after a break ...did I do you on your old profile?!?
*spits out coffee*
And I always thought you swallowed
You know I enlist help for that
Hey handsome "Hello you
You all relaxed.... got slave getting you coffee this morning? | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
They can try lol
Morning its my real name
Well at least they can't get you for false advertising
I see you're back after a break ...did I do you on your old profile?!?
*spits out coffee*
And I always thought you swallowed
You know I enlist help for that
Hey handsome
Hello you
You all relaxed.... got slave getting you coffee this morning? "Only morning he doesnt, one of us will be in a wooden box! | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
They can try lol
Morning its my real name
Well at least they can't get you for false advertising
I see you're back after a break ...did I do you on your old profile?!?
*spits out coffee*
And I always thought you swallowed
You know I enlist help for that
Hey handsome
Hello you
You all relaxed.... got slave getting you coffee this morning?
Only morning he doesnt, one of us will be in a wooden box! " or at least a cage! | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
They can try lol
Morning its my real name
Well at least they can't get you for false advertising
I see you're back after a break ...did I do you on your old profile?!?
*spits out coffee*
And I always thought you swallowed
You know I enlist help for that
Hey handsome
Hello you
You all relaxed.... got slave getting you coffee this morning?
Only morning he doesnt, one of us will be in a wooden box! "Pmsl x | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
They can try lol
Morning its my real name
Well at least they can't get you for false advertising
I see you're back after a break ...did I do you on your old profile?!?
*spits out coffee*
And I always thought you swallowed
You know I enlist help for that
Hey handsome
Hello you
You all relaxed.... got slave getting you coffee this morning?
Only morning he doesnt, one of us will be in a wooden box!
or at least a cage!"He doesnt leave that! Had him in a spikey one last week..... morning coffee came in cafetiere, in bone china on a tray and all the trimmings! Lol | |||
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"I wanna little slave of my own... "Cage sputum! I keep telling ya! | |||
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"I wanna little slave of my own...
Im in lol x "Jolieeeeee...... do they make cages that big?! | |||
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"Good Sunday morning everyone! Good morning Paul x " Morning Angie | |||
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"I wanna little slave of my own... "Ain’t that soft lad? | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
They can try lol
Morning its my real name
Well at least they can't get you for false advertising
I see you're back after a break ...did I do you on your old profile?!?
*spits out coffee*
And I always thought you swallowed
You know I enlist help for that
Hey handsome
Hello you
You all relaxed.... got slave getting you coffee this morning?
Only morning he doesnt, one of us will be in a wooden box!
or at least a cage!
He doesnt leave that! Had him in a spikey one last week..... morning coffee came in cafetiere, in bone china on a tray and all the trimmings! Lol"Id so spill it if I had on a spikey cage lol | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
They can try lol
Morning its my real name
Well at least they can't get you for false advertising
I see you're back after a break ...did I do you on your old profile?!?
*spits out coffee*
And I always thought you swallowed
You know I enlist help for that
Hey handsome
Hello you
You all relaxed.... got slave getting you coffee this morning?
Only morning he doesnt, one of us will be in a wooden box!
or at least a cage!
He doesnt leave that! Had him in a spikey one last week..... morning coffee came in cafetiere, in bone china on a tray and all the trimmings! Lol"Oh so he likes the spikey one then | |||
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"I wanna little slave of my own...
Cage sputum! I keep telling ya!"Oi, im still here. | |||
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"I wanna little slave of my own...
Im in lol x
Jolieeeeee...... do they make cages that big?! "Put it on in the cold and use a rubber mallet.... will be all good x | |||
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"I wanna little slave of my own...
Cage sputum! I keep telling ya!
Oi, im still here. "Morning! | |||
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"Good morning everyone x
Gooood morning!
Hi gorgeous x
Morning all xx
Morning... that's an unusual nickname...any reason you chose that
They can try lol
Morning its my real name
Well at least they can't get you for false advertising
I see you're back after a break ...did I do you on your old profile?!?
*spits out coffee*
And I always thought you swallowed
You know I enlist help for that
Hey handsome
Hello you
You all relaxed.... got slave getting you coffee this morning?
Only morning he doesnt, one of us will be in a wooden box!
or at least a cage!
He doesnt leave that! Had him in a spikey one last week..... morning coffee came in cafetiere, in bone china on a tray and all the trimmings! Lol
Oh so he likes the spikey one then "We both do | |||
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"Good Sunday morning everyone! Good morning Paul x Morning Angie "This time next week we’ll be having breakfast together lol x | |||
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"I wanna little slave of my own...
Cage sputum! I keep telling ya!
Oi, im still here. "What, are you sat in the naughty corner? | |||
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"I wanna little slave of my own...
Cage sputum! I keep telling ya!
Oi, im still here.
Morning! "Hello lad, | |||
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"Good Sunday morning everyone! Good morning Paul x Morning Angie
This time next week we’ll be having breakfast together lol x "How dya like your egg in the morning? | |||
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"Good Sunday morning everyone! Good morning Paul x Morning Angie
This time next week we’ll be having breakfast together lol x
How dya like your egg in the morning? "Poached | |||
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Dirty B*tch! "Call me that again... it's turning me on | |||
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