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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

later?

Before I fall asleep after this wine I'm drinking that is.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I do hope so

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

If anyone has him locked in their cellar release him for a few hours if you will.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

He's tied in ma cellar with a ball gag in his mouth, I may let him out to play later if he's a good boi

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"He's tied in ma cellar with a ball gag in his mouth, I may let him out to play later if he's a good boi "

Ooh tell us more.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Have you asked his mum?

Ss

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"He's tied in ma cellar with a ball gag in his mouth, I may let him out to play later if he's a good boi "

His mum's making a half time brew as I type this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope he does, I have a significant lack of wine tonight!

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Have you asked his mum?

Ss"

Yeah she hasn't seen him since she tucked him in bed last night so I fear Ace may be telling the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's life Jim but not as we know it

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"Have you asked his mum?

Ss

Yeah she hasn't seen him since she tucked him in bed last night so I fear Ace may be telling the truth."

Ooo err

I'm sure he'll be along.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Does anyway know Ace's address I think he needs rescuing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Does anyway know Ace's address I think he needs rescuing"

He'll be alright, he loves it when I take ma Alsatian down to lick his nipples occasionally. I'm running out of peanut butter now though

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Does anyway know Ace's address I think he needs rescuing

He'll be alright, he loves it when I take ma Alsatian down to lick his nipples occasionally. I'm running out of peanut butter now though "

Just his nipples?!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Does anyway know Ace's address I think he needs rescuing

He'll be alright, he loves it when I take ma Alsatian down to lick his nipples occasionally. I'm running out of peanut butter now though

Just his nipples?!"

What happens in the cellar, stays in the cellar

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Does anyway know Ace's address I think he needs rescuing

He'll be alright, he loves it when I take ma Alsatian down to lick his nipples occasionally. I'm running out of peanut butter now though

Just his nipples?!

What happens in the cellar, stays in the cellar "

Look no-one is here it's between you,me,Jim and the pooch spill the beans

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Does anyway know Ace's address I think he needs rescuing

He'll be alright, he loves it when I take ma Alsatian down to lick his nipples occasionally. I'm running out of peanut butter now though

Just his nipples?!

What happens in the cellar, stays in the cellar

Look no-one is here it's between you,me,Jim and the pooch spill the beans"

Hang yer horses there young lady, Taff & Pooch are not involved in this scenario whatsoever. What sort of person do you take me for?

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Does anyway know Ace's address I think he needs rescuing

He'll be alright, he loves it when I take ma Alsatian down to lick his nipples occasionally. I'm running out of peanut butter now though

Just his nipples?!

What happens in the cellar, stays in the cellar

Look no-one is here it's between you,me,Jim and the pooch spill the beans

Hang yer horses there young lady, Taff & Pooch are not involved in this scenario whatsoever. What sort of person do you take me for? "

Don't act the innocent we all know what happened,I'm not sure Taff will ever forgive you.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Does anyway know Ace's address I think he needs rescuing

He'll be alright, he loves it when I take ma Alsatian down to lick his nipples occasionally. I'm running out of peanut butter now though

Just his nipples?!

What happens in the cellar, stays in the cellar

Look no-one is here it's between you,me,Jim and the pooch spill the beans

Hang yer horses there young lady, Taff & Pooch are not involved in this scenario whatsoever. What sort of person do you take me for?

Don't act the innocent we all know what happened,I'm not sure Taff will ever forgive you."

Luckily I know how to get hold of cheap Bonios, so all was forgiven in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had quite the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had quite the day. "

Poke

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I've had quite the day. "

You've been released!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had quite the day.

Poke "

Yes, I had a poke in the park.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I've had quite the day. "

You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you. smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had quite the day.

You've been released!"

F&B's friend Patrick, one lunchtime told me about escapology. Well as you can probably imagine, that conversation I had with Patrick over a Steak Bake came in most advantageous. It's nice, not to mention useful to have a friend of a friend. To prove I'm out, not that out, Ace. To prove I'm roaming free like nature intended, I took a photograph of my left hand when I was in Shrewsbury this afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had quite the day.

You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you. smileyface"

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had quite the day.

You've been released!

F&B's friend Patrick, one lunchtime told me about escapology. Well as you can probably imagine, that conversation I had with Patrick over a Steak Bake came in most advantageous. It's nice, not to mention useful to have a friend of a friend. To prove I'm out, not that out, Ace. To prove I'm roaming free like nature intended, I took a photograph of my left hand when I was in Shrewsbury this afternoon. "

I'm going to corner you for a poke in Grope Lane

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I've had quite the day.

You've been released!

F&B's friend Patrick, one lunchtime told me about escapology. Well as you can probably imagine, that conversation I had with Patrick over a Steak Bake came in most advantageous. It's nice, not to mention useful to have a friend of a friend. To prove I'm out, not that out, Ace. To prove I'm roaming free like nature intended, I took a photograph of my left hand when I was in Shrewsbury this afternoon. "

I knew Patrick would cum in handy one day. Ace you need to up your game.

That is one naughty finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had quite the day.

You've been released!

F&B's friend Patrick, one lunchtime told me about escapology. Well as you can probably imagine, that conversation I had with Patrick over a Steak Bake came in most advantageous. It's nice, not to mention useful to have a friend of a friend. To prove I'm out, not that out, Ace. To prove I'm roaming free like nature intended, I took a photograph of my left hand when I was in Shrewsbury this afternoon.

I'm going to corner you for a poke in Grope Lane "

It's a tight squeeze in Grope Lane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had quite the day.

You've been released!

F&B's friend Patrick, one lunchtime told me about escapology. Well as you can probably imagine, that conversation I had with Patrick over a Steak Bake came in most advantageous. It's nice, not to mention useful to have a friend of a friend. To prove I'm out, not that out, Ace. To prove I'm roaming free like nature intended, I took a photograph of my left hand when I was in Shrewsbury this afternoon.

I knew Patrick would cum in handy one day. Ace you need to up your game.

That is one naughty finger."

Standing proud.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

https://youtu.be/cwCt69dbi5A is that your mum?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ace you need to up your game.

That is one naughty finger."

*rushes off to take a pic of two fingers, and I'm not talking about a fishfinger buttie here

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Ace you need to up your game.

That is one naughty finger.

*rushes off to take a pic of two fingers, and I'm not talking about a fishfinger buttie here "

You can pop those two fingers up your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/cwCt69dbi5A is that your mum?"

Me? My mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ace you need to up your game.

That is one naughty finger.

*rushes off to take a pic of two fingers, and I'm not talking about a fishfinger buttie here

You can pop those two fingers up your nose"

Naughty!

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"https://youtu.be/cwCt69dbi5A is that your mum?

Me? My mum?"

Yes your mum dopey

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ace you need to up your game.

That is one naughty finger.

*rushes off to take a pic of two fingers, and I'm not talking about a fishfinger buttie here

You can pop those two fingers up your nose

Naughty!"

Do you want Ketchup as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/cwCt69dbi5A is that your mum?

Me? My mum?

Yes your mum dopey"

You say dopey, how was I meant to know? You could have been talking to Pukka, or SexySpecs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ace you need to up your game.

That is one naughty finger.

*rushes off to take a pic of two fingers, and I'm not talking about a fishfinger buttie here

You can pop those two fingers up your nose

Naughty!

Do you want Ketchup as well? "

Yes please.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 01/09/18 21:59:32]

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"https://youtu.be/cwCt69dbi5A is that your mum?

Me? My mum?

Yes your mum dopey

You say dopey, how was I meant to know? You could have been talking to Pukka, or SexySpecs."

No I wasn't talking to Pukka or Sexyspecs I was talking to you. I take it its not your mum then.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ace you need to up your game.

That is one naughty finger.

*rushes off to take a pic of two fingers, and I'm not talking about a fishfinger buttie here

You can pop those two fingers up your nose

Naughty!

Do you want Ketchup as well?

Yes please."

Ya need to join the Greedy Girls thread

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"[Removed by poster at 01/09/18 21:59:32]"

Ran out of ketchup haven't you.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Removed by poster at 01/09/18 21:59:32]

Ran out of ketchup haven't you."

Ah bugger, I knew I'd come unstuck eventually. Do you have an alternative in mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/cwCt69dbi5A is that your mum?

Me? My mum?

Yes your mum dopey

You say dopey, how was I meant to know? You could have been talking to Pukka, or SexySpecs.

No I wasn't talking to Pukka or Sexyspecs I was talking to you. I take it its not your mum then."

My mum knows her redlight district history, but no, that's not my mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ace you need to up your game.

That is one naughty finger.

*rushes off to take a pic of two fingers, and I'm not talking about a fishfinger buttie here

You can pop those two fingers up your nose

Naughty!

Do you want Ketchup as well?

Yes please.

Ya need to join the Greedy Girls thread "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's gone ten!

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"https://youtu.be/cwCt69dbi5A is that your mum?

Me? My mum?

Yes your mum dopey

You say dopey, how was I meant to know? You could have been talking to Pukka, or SexySpecs.

No I wasn't talking to Pukka or Sexyspecs I was talking to you. I take it its not your mum then.

My mum knows her redlight district history, but no, that's not my mum."

I wonder who's mum it is,yeah anyway do you have an alternative to ketchup?

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Nearly my bedtime...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"My mum knows her redlight district history, but no, that's not my mum."

Ah feck, I paid double bubble for her as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/cwCt69dbi5A is that your mum?

Me? My mum?

Yes your mum dopey

You say dopey, how was I meant to know? You could have been talking to Pukka, or SexySpecs.

No I wasn't talking to Pukka or Sexyspecs I was talking to you. I take it its not your mum then.

My mum knows her redlight district history, but no, that's not my mum.

I wonder who's mum it is,yeah anyway do you have an alternative to ketchup?"

Brown sauce.

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over a year ago


"My mum knows her redlight district history, but no, that's not my mum.

Ah feck, I paid double bubble for her as well "

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"[Removed by poster at 01/09/18 21:59:32]

Ran out of ketchup haven't you.

Ah bugger, I knew I'd come unstuck eventually. Do you have an alternative in mind? "

Yeah brown sauce

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


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Ran out of ketchup haven't you.

Ah bugger, I knew I'd come unstuck eventually. Do you have an alternative in mind?

Yeah brown sauce"

Oh yeah, now we're talking, even though I've got a garlic chicken Kiev in the oven, I'll drizzle some HP sauce on ma next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"later?

Before I fall asleep after this wine I'm drinking that is."

I gathered some interesting information today.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"later?

Before I fall asleep after this wine I'm drinking that is.

I gathered some interesting information today."

What was that then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"later?

Before I fall asleep after this wine I'm drinking that is.

I gathered some interesting information today.

What was that then?"

I walked past Waitrose. The back is accessible.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"later?

Before I fall asleep after this wine I'm drinking that is.

I gathered some interesting information today.

What was that then?

I walked past Waitrose. The back is accessible."

F&B wasn't hiding behind the bins was he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"later?

Before I fall asleep after this wine I'm drinking that is.

I gathered some interesting information today.

What was that then?

I walked past Waitrose. The back is accessible.

F&B wasn't hiding behind the bins was he?"

I didn't see him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"later?

Before I fall asleep after this wine I'm drinking that is.

I gathered some interesting information today.

What was that then?

I walked past Waitrose. The back is accessible.

F&B wasn't hiding behind the bins was he?

I didn't see him."

I am very very very discreet and a very very very fast cummer.

I sure know how to sell myself

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"later?

Before I fall asleep after this wine I'm drinking that is.

I gathered some interesting information today.

What was that then?

I walked past Waitrose. The back is accessible.

F&B wasn't hiding behind the bins was he?

I didn't see him.

I am very very very discreet and a very very very fast cummer.

I sure know how to sell myself "

Look you're a sometimes Waitrose kinda man so it's not all bad.

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