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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place

I’m going to impose certain criteria.

On this thread your crush needs to be someone that you haven’t met or chatted to regularly.

Who are those that you’ve had your eye on that you’ve either never contacted or who hasn’t got back to you.

And be brave and name them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people might not like being named in the forums but i know where your coming from

good few on my wish list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a couple of names, not sure if I would name them though!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But if I name them then they'll know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always one or two ... but enjoying chatting and meeting those I'm already in contact with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to impose certain criteria.

On this thread your crush needs to be someone that you haven’t met or chatted to regularly.

Who are those that you’ve had your eye on that you’ve either never contacted or who hasn’t got back to you.

And be brave and name them. "

if you haven’t tried to contact them drop them a line (filters allowing!) and say hello!

I expect that the ‘naming names’ bit will be hit and miss though! You know how it goes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None from me it's mainly fakes and wannabes local to me and no one meets n my hot list you would have to be pretty special to get on it even then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather not name anyone for fear of scaring them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The danger of naming names it can work out as a popularity thread and it can make some feel left out and glum

So why not just send a wi k or message

I have a few crushes

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place

I have a few.

Dotty you are one.

I’ll mention others later.

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London


"Id rather not name anyone for fear of scaring them off "

Thanks for being so respectful of my feelings. It means a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few but don't think it's fair to name them

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id rather not name anyone for fear of scaring them off

Thanks for being so respectful of my feelings. It means a lot "

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

One or two

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Spider woman, and discreet blonde oh a 3some with them and I could die happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't untill earlier. Wow is all I'm going to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a few.

Dotty you are one.

I’ll mention others later. "
why later lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Sensual gent ... don’t think we’ve spoke and what’s his name ...

GI Joe ....

I’m sure more will pop up ... won’t get me anywhere x

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place

Discreet blonde is another of mine.

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By *orningtonCroissantMan
over a year ago

notts and humberside


"Discreet blonde is another of mine. "

Mine too

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Spider woman, and discreet blonde oh a 3some with them and I could die happy "

Its this pleasure or pain then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to impose certain criteria.

On this thread your crush needs to be someone that you haven’t met or chatted to regularly.

Who are those that you’ve had your eye on that you’ve either never contacted or who hasn’t got back to you.

And be brave and name them. "

You are my crush

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

There are a few I haven't spoken to, some I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AnnieWilkes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to meeting some 9f mine in October

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

I’m not that brave!

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Looking forward to meeting some 9f mine in October "

You would be a crush if we weren’t friends! But on this thread you don’t qualify.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None from me it's mainly fakes and wannabes local to me and no one meets n my hot list you would have to be pretty special to get on it even then "

I am with him on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine "

Yep this here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Millions can I name them all...

Lotto millions got more chance winning them than this game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind you one will do.

Win on the lotto... Crush my chillies

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Millions can I name them all...

Lotto millions got more chance winning them than this game "

No you have to limit it to your top hundred.

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester


"Spider woman, and discreet blonde oh a 3some with them and I could die happy

Its this pleasure or pain then?

"

Anything you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not brave enough to mention in the forum but I generally try to find a way to chat to my crushes

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

I’ve mentioned it before, Tigerlilycub. Mmm

Someone has offered some good advice, which I hope to follow up and you never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine

Yep this here too "

I am in with this attitude. No need to name and I like to chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chat to mine

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I think I've spoken to all of mine by now (there are two. Didn't take long to).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Millions can I name them all...

Lotto millions got more chance winning them than this game

No you have to limit it to your top hundred. "

Best get eyeing up the candy cane

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

My I feel left out I don't have any. Oh well.

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Vine

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH


"I have a few.

Dotty you are one.

I’ll mention others later. "

Dotty is lovely...

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire


"My I feel left out I don't have any. Oh well."

You’ll have to try harder then

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"My I feel left out I don't have any. Oh well.

You’ll have to try harder then "

I like F&B he makes me giggle though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met mine

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"My I feel left out I don't have any. Oh well.

You’ll have to try harder then

I like F&B he makes me giggle though."

He’s one of my man crushes.

DanBerks and Walkingtaff are on that list too.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My crush is aware I'm crushing harder than a big crushy thing drinking a bottle of krusha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"My crush is aware I'm crushing harder than a big crushy thing drinking a bottle of krusha "

Be brave peachy and name them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine

Yep this here too "

Yeah but sometimes us fellas can’t win either way!

A forum thread where the ladies glibly say “if I fancy them I message them” is all well and good if you have a foof, if you do it as fella then you get the wrath of the “don’t you men ever read our bloody profiles” brigade when you don’t meet their criteria!

So what do I do with the likes of Scarlet, one of my unobtainable crushes? Do I message her anyway despite knowing full well I’m not the type she goes for? Or not, as I’ve never done so far, to respect her preferences!?

It’s SO easy for you lasses innit!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw don’t be shy folks.

I’m very approachable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My I feel left out I don't have any. Oh well.

You’ll have to try harder then

I like F&B he makes me giggle though.

He’s one of my man crushes.

DanBerks and Walkingtaff are on that list too.

"

Awww manhugs my friend! As previously discussed - definitely a pint one day should planets align!

It’s nice to be named on a thread like this for once! One day though it’ll be nice to be a lass doing the naming though!!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Hungblacktop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id rather not name anyone for fear of scaring them off "

Hahaha yeah this ^^

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

There's a few. Not naming names though. I'm chicken like that lol x

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire


"There's a few. Not naming names though. I'm chicken like that lol x"

Yeah, me too! Although I reckon they might have an idea

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hungblacktop."

He 'used' to be on my hotlist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donkeydickdave

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine

Yep this here too

Yeah but sometimes us fellas can’t win either way!

A forum thread where the ladies glibly say “if I fancy them I message them” is all well and good if you have a foof, if you do it as fella then you get the wrath of the “don’t you men ever read our bloody profiles” brigade when you don’t meet their criteria!

So what do I do with the likes of Scarlet, one of my unobtainable crushes? Do I message her anyway despite knowing full well I’m not the type she goes for? Or not, as I’ve never done so far, to respect her preferences!?

It’s SO easy for you lasses innit!? "

That’s what this type of thread is for! Just letting someone know that you like them doesn’t mean that you assume that they will automatically respond in the same way.

In fact there’s no expectation that they will respond at all. But life’s too short to be coy!

Also well done for naming someone in a way that doesn’t look like naming them. Nice work my friend!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Hungblacktop.

He 'used' to be on my hotlist."

He could bareback me into next week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My I feel left out I don't have any. Oh well.

You’ll have to try harder then

I like F&B he makes me giggle though.

He’s one of my man crushes.

DanBerks and Walkingtaff are on that list too.

Awww manhugs my friend! As previously discussed - definitely a pint one day should planets align!

It’s nice to be named on a thread like this for once! One day though it’ll be nice to be a lass doing the naming though!! "

Awww I’ll name you. But we’ve spoken not sure if it’s allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the prowl for a crush, it's been sometime, I may be out of practice... I usually just throw myself at said crush and wait for them to fight me off or give in

Peach x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hungblacktop.

He 'used' to be on my hotlist.

He could bareback me into next week! "

Yeah he looks fit as...

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Just seen another 3 some I’d like Rachel and miss choosy

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Mr Man. Id like to watch him make love to my wife, all night. Regularly!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Hungblacktop.

He 'used' to be on my hotlist.

He could bareback me into next week!

Yeah he looks fit as..."

He also terrifies me though so I'm glad he's miles away!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"My crush is aware I'm crushing harder than a big crushy thing drinking a bottle of krusha

Be brave peachy and name them..."

Bliss by mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My I feel left out I don't have any. Oh well.

You’ll have to try harder then

I like F&B he makes me giggle though.

He’s one of my man crushes.

DanBerks and Walkingtaff are on that list too.

Awww manhugs my friend! As previously discussed - definitely a pint one day should planets align!

It’s nice to be named on a thread like this for once! One day though it’ll be nice to be a lass doing the naming though!!

Awww I’ll name you. But we’ve spoken not sure if it’s allowed"

awww likewise. Little do you know though that over time I’m going to slowly work on getting you out for a coffee... that’ll make you regret it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My I feel left out I don't have any. Oh well.

You’ll have to try harder then

I like F&B he makes me giggle though.

He’s one of my man crushes.

DanBerks and Walkingtaff are on that list too.

Awww manhugs my friend! As previously discussed - definitely a pint one day should planets align!

It’s nice to be named on a thread like this for once! One day though it’ll be nice to be a lass doing the naming though!!

Awww I’ll name you. But we’ve spoken not sure if it’s allowed

awww likewise. Little do you know though that over time I’m going to slowly work on getting you out for a coffee... that’ll make you regret it!! "

Haha ok. I’m gonna make you work though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But if I name them then they'll know "
dotty is now on my list. Never spoken but hot pictures ??

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

i always fab their pictures. there are lots.

sexy milfs !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and that blonde with the great legs who promises discretion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine

Yep this here too

Yeah but sometimes us fellas can’t win either way!

A forum thread where the ladies glibly say “if I fancy them I message them” is all well and good if you have a foof, if you do it as fella then you get the wrath of the “don’t you men ever read our bloody profiles” brigade when you don’t meet their criteria!

So what do I do with the likes of Scarlet, one of my unobtainable crushes? Do I message her anyway despite knowing full well I’m not the type she goes for? Or not, as I’ve never done so far, to respect her preferences!?

It’s SO easy for you lasses innit!? "

So men have only replied to me because I have a ‘foof’ ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I’m going to impose certain criteria.

On this thread your crush needs to be someone that you haven’t met or chatted to regularly.

Who are those that you’ve had your eye on that you’ve either never contacted or who hasn’t got back to you.

And be brave and name them.

You are my crush"

You said i was the only one!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine

Yep this here too

Yeah but sometimes us fellas can’t win either way!

A forum thread where the ladies glibly say “if I fancy them I message them” is all well and good if you have a foof, if you do it as fella then you get the wrath of the “don’t you men ever read our bloody profiles” brigade when you don’t meet their criteria!

So what do I do with the likes of Scarlet, one of my unobtainable crushes? Do I message her anyway despite knowing full well I’m not the type she goes for? Or not, as I’ve never done so far, to respect her preferences!?

It’s SO easy for you lasses innit!?

So men have only replied to me because I have a ‘drooling hippo mouth for a minge’ ?"

FTFY

I'm still giggling, and I'm off to lurk for gherkins very soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine

Yep this here too

Yeah but sometimes us fellas can’t win either way!

A forum thread where the ladies glibly say “if I fancy them I message them” is all well and good if you have a foof, if you do it as fella then you get the wrath of the “don’t you men ever read our bloody profiles” brigade when you don’t meet their criteria!

So what do I do with the likes of Scarlet, one of my unobtainable crushes? Do I message her anyway despite knowing full well I’m not the type she goes for? Or not, as I’ve never done so far, to respect her preferences!?

It’s SO easy for you lasses innit!?

So men have only replied to me because I have a ‘drooling hippo mouth for a minge’ ?

FTFY

I'm still giggling, and I'm off to lurk for gherkins very soon."

I nearly had some today, but decided for a cheese platter instead of a mcdonalds

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine

Yep this here too

Yeah but sometimes us fellas can’t win either way!

A forum thread where the ladies glibly say “if I fancy them I message them” is all well and good if you have a foof, if you do it as fella then you get the wrath of the “don’t you men ever read our bloody profiles” brigade when you don’t meet their criteria!

So what do I do with the likes of Scarlet, one of my unobtainable crushes? Do I message her anyway despite knowing full well I’m not the type she goes for? Or not, as I’ve never done so far, to respect her preferences!?

It’s SO easy for you lasses innit!?

So men have only replied to me because I have a ‘drooling hippo mouth for a minge’ ?

FTFY

I'm still giggling, and I'm off to lurk for gherkins very soon.

I nearly had some today, but decided for a cheese platter instead of a mcdonalds "

I need a double cheeseburger or 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine

Yep this here too

Yeah but sometimes us fellas can’t win either way!

A forum thread where the ladies glibly say “if I fancy them I message them” is all well and good if you have a foof, if you do it as fella then you get the wrath of the “don’t you men ever read our bloody profiles” brigade when you don’t meet their criteria!

So what do I do with the likes of Scarlet, one of my unobtainable crushes? Do I message her anyway despite knowing full well I’m not the type she goes for? Or not, as I’ve never done so far, to respect her preferences!?

It’s SO easy for you lasses innit!?

So men have only replied to me because I have a ‘drooling hippo mouth for a minge’ ?

FTFY

I'm still giggling, and I'm off to lurk for gherkins very soon.

I nearly had some today, but decided for a cheese platter instead of a mcdonalds

I need a double cheeseburger or 2."

So good

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Name people?

So others can steal them?

No thanks

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

My forum crushes I haven’t said but they may know who they are

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"My crush is aware I'm crushing harder than a big crushy thing drinking a bottle of krusha

Be brave peachy and name them...

Bliss by mouth "

Go get him girl!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My crush is aware I'm crushing harder than a big crushy thing drinking a bottle of krusha

Be brave peachy and name them...

Bliss by mouth

Go get him girl!"

Yes, get him

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Miss.honey. Id love to eat her pussy while she told me of her naughty liaisons..

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

No crushes more lust afters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn’t possibly name anybody but I do have a few. X

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

It's okay ladies I wont be scared off if you name me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine

Yep this here too

Yeah but sometimes us fellas can’t win either way!

A forum thread where the ladies glibly say “if I fancy them I message them” is all well and good if you have a foof, if you do it as fella then you get the wrath of the “don’t you men ever read our bloody profiles” brigade when you don’t meet their criteria!

So what do I do with the likes of Scarlet, one of my unobtainable crushes? Do I message her anyway despite knowing full well I’m not the type she goes for? Or not, as I’ve never done so far, to respect her preferences!?

It’s SO easy for you lasses innit!?

So men have only replied to me because I have a ‘foof’ ?"

Did you read all of their big ‘DON’T MESSAGE ME IF..’ lists first like us men have to before messaging them?

Did you meet all of their exacting criteria in terms of height, build, eye colour, cock (or foof!?) size and ethnicity etc?

Did you put the complex algorithm code into the message header that they hid in the last line of their profile blurb (to prove you’d read it) that said they were definitely going to delete your message without even opening it if you didn’t include it?

Unless you can answer yes to all of the above, yes, you’re probably getting a bit of leeway for not meeting their strict rules as you’re a lass. With a foof!

** Shuffles uncomfortably wondering if he’s got away with it or not!! **

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Miss.honey. Id love to eat her pussy while she told me of her naughty liaisons.."

Poached or fried?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine

Yep this here too

Yeah but sometimes us fellas can’t win either way!

A forum thread where the ladies glibly say “if I fancy them I message them” is all well and good if you have a foof, if you do it as fella then you get the wrath of the “don’t you men ever read our bloody profiles” brigade when you don’t meet their criteria!

So what do I do with the likes of Scarlet, one of my unobtainable crushes? Do I message her anyway despite knowing full well I’m not the type she goes for? Or not, as I’ve never done so far, to respect her preferences!?

It’s SO easy for you lasses innit!?

So men have only replied to me because I have a ‘foof’ ?

Did you read all of their big ‘DON’T MESSAGE ME IF..’ lists first like us men have to before messaging them?

Did you meet all of their exacting criteria in terms of height, build, eye colour, cock (or foof!?) size and ethnicity etc?

Did you put the complex algorithm code into the message header that they hid in the last line of their profile blurb (to prove you’d read it) that said they were definitely going to delete your message without even opening it if you didn’t include it?

Unless you can answer yes to all of the above, yes, you’re probably getting a bit of leeway for not meeting their strict rules as you’re a lass. With a foof!

** Shuffles uncomfortably wondering if he’s got away with it or not!! **

"

Just cause I message everyone that I fancy, doesn’t mean they fancy me back

And just because men don’t read my profile, meet my ‘requirements’ etc if they reply to something I post on the forums via message I’ll probably reply

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me... "

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Miss.honey. Id love to eat her pussy while she told me of her naughty liaisons..

Poached or fried?"

Creamed.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine

Yep this here too

Yeah but sometimes us fellas can’t win either way!

A forum thread where the ladies glibly say “if I fancy them I message them” is all well and good if you have a foof, if you do it as fella then you get the wrath of the “don’t you men ever read our bloody profiles” brigade when you don’t meet their criteria!

So what do I do with the likes of Scarlet, one of my unobtainable crushes? Do I message her anyway despite knowing full well I’m not the type she goes for? Or not, as I’ve never done so far, to respect her preferences!?

It’s SO easy for you lasses innit!?

So men have only replied to me because I have a ‘foof’ ?

Did you read all of their big ‘DON’T MESSAGE ME IF..’ lists first like us men have to before messaging them?

Did you meet all of their exacting criteria in terms of height, build, eye colour, cock (or foof!?) size and ethnicity etc?

Did you put the complex algorithm code into the message header that they hid in the last line of their profile blurb (to prove you’d read it) that said they were definitely going to delete your message without even opening it if you didn’t include it?

Unless you can answer yes to all of the above, yes, you’re probably getting a bit of leeway for not meeting their strict rules as you’re a lass. With a foof!

** Shuffles uncomfortably wondering if he’s got away with it or not!! **

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine

Yep this here too

Yeah but sometimes us fellas can’t win either way!

A forum thread where the ladies glibly say “if I fancy them I message them” is all well and good if you have a foof, if you do it as fella then you get the wrath of the “don’t you men ever read our bloody profiles” brigade when you don’t meet their criteria!

So what do I do with the likes of Scarlet, one of my unobtainable crushes? Do I message her anyway despite knowing full well I’m not the type she goes for? Or not, as I’ve never done so far, to respect her preferences!?

It’s SO easy for you lasses innit!?

So men have only replied to me because I have a ‘foof’ ?

Did you read all of their big ‘DON’T MESSAGE ME IF..’ lists first like us men have to before messaging them?

Did you meet all of their exacting criteria in terms of height, build, eye colour, cock (or foof!?) size and ethnicity etc?

Did you put the complex algorithm code into the message header that they hid in the last line of their profile blurb (to prove you’d read it) that said they were definitely going to delete your message without even opening it if you didn’t include it?

Unless you can answer yes to all of the above, yes, you’re probably getting a bit of leeway for not meeting their strict rules as you’re a lass. With a foof!

** Shuffles uncomfortably wondering if he’s got away with it or not!! **

"

Shhh, don’t bump it! I *almost* got away with it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me... "

Haha you’ve been on my hot list for a while..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine

Yep this here too

Yeah but sometimes us fellas can’t win either way!

A forum thread where the ladies glibly say “if I fancy them I message them” is all well and good if you have a foof, if you do it as fella then you get the wrath of the “don’t you men ever read our bloody profiles” brigade when you don’t meet their criteria!

So what do I do with the likes of Scarlet, one of my unobtainable crushes? Do I message her anyway despite knowing full well I’m not the type she goes for? Or not, as I’ve never done so far, to respect her preferences!?

It’s SO easy for you lasses innit!?

So men have only replied to me because I have a ‘foof’ ?

Did you read all of their big ‘DON’T MESSAGE ME IF..’ lists first like us men have to before messaging them?

Did you meet all of their exacting criteria in terms of height, build, eye colour, cock (or foof!?) size and ethnicity etc?

Did you put the complex algorithm code into the message header that they hid in the last line of their profile blurb (to prove you’d read it) that said they were definitely going to delete your message without even opening it if you didn’t include it?

Unless you can answer yes to all of the above, yes, you’re probably getting a bit of leeway for not meeting their strict rules as you’re a lass. With a foof!

** Shuffles uncomfortably wondering if he’s got away with it or not!! **

Shhh, don’t bump it! I *almost* got away with it!! "

Did you though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Name people?

So others can steal them?

No thanks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also Booty4days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then. "

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch. "

Damn me and my demands,well if you ever fancy running away to Gretna in the future give us a nudge.

Ps I'm lying about Gretna that isn't ever happening again.

Pps Don't leave it to long I'm 51!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch.

Damn me and my demands,well if you ever fancy running away to Gretna in the future give us a nudge.

Ps I'm lying about Gretna that isn't ever happening again.

Pps Don't leave it to long I'm 51! "

Ooh did you run off to Gretna then.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch.

Damn me and my demands,well if you ever fancy running away to Gretna in the future give us a nudge.

Ps I'm lying about Gretna that isn't ever happening again.

Pps Don't leave it to long I'm 51!

Ooh did you run off to Gretna then.

"

No I'm lying about that as well. If I was ever to be daft enough to do it again I fancy a warm sunny beautiful spot in the mountains somewhere,just him and me. With flowers in my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch.

Damn me and my demands,well if you ever fancy running away to Gretna in the future give us a nudge.

Ps I'm lying about Gretna that isn't ever happening again.

Pps Don't leave it to long I'm 51!

Ooh did you run off to Gretna then.

No I'm lying about that as well. If I was ever to be daft enough to do it again I fancy a warm sunny beautiful spot in the mountains somewhere,just him and me. With flowers in my hair."

Little happy forest animals at your feet.

Im wondering if suggesting a meet at Gretna would make anyone suspicious. I have someone I wouldnt mind being shackled to in mind.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine

Yep this here too

Yeah but sometimes us fellas can’t win either way!

A forum thread where the ladies glibly say “if I fancy them I message them” is all well and good if you have a foof, if you do it as fella then you get the wrath of the “don’t you men ever read our bloody profiles” brigade when you don’t meet their criteria!

So what do I do with the likes of Scarlet, one of my unobtainable crushes? Do I message her anyway despite knowing full well I’m not the type she goes for? Or not, as I’ve never done so far, to respect her preferences!?

It’s SO easy for you lasses innit!? "

Ah, but that would be why mine says "if you message me from the forums I'll chat, but (most probably only chat)".

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch.

Damn me and my demands,well if you ever fancy running away to Gretna in the future give us a nudge.

Ps I'm lying about Gretna that isn't ever happening again.

Pps Don't leave it to long I'm 51!

Ooh did you run off to Gretna then.

No I'm lying about that as well. If I was ever to be daft enough to do it again I fancy a warm sunny beautiful spot in the mountains somewhere,just him and me. With flowers in my hair.

Little happy forest animals at your feet.

Im wondering if suggesting a meet at Gretna would make anyone suspicious. I have someone I wouldnt mind being shackled to in mind. "

Oh yeah I forgot the little forest animals,I need to get you to be my wedding planner I can't pay you though I'm poor.

Do it and let us know how it goes...hope he's not from the forums and reads that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s nothing like sitting back and watching this great big love in - it’s just a shame I can’t join in because I am just too old for some of these delicious ladies filters and all I want to do is massage, stroke and pet some egos!

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

No crushes on here for me. I think I'm chatting to all of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two ladies I have a crush on are on this post. I do read profiles and it doesn’t always line up but they are beautiful so I give credit where it’s due

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on the ops criteria

Mrs GG

Mrs Lexa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s nothing like sitting back and watching this great big love in - it’s just a shame I can’t join in because I am just too old for some of these delicious ladies filters and all I want to do is massage, stroke and pet some egos!"

Do it publically here then! The OP wanted names, everyone posting on the thread is open to ego massaging, they might even message you back and break that filter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch.

Damn me and my demands,well if you ever fancy running away to Gretna in the future give us a nudge.

Ps I'm lying about Gretna that isn't ever happening again.

Pps Don't leave it to long I'm 51!

Ooh did you run off to Gretna then.

No I'm lying about that as well. If I was ever to be daft enough to do it again I fancy a warm sunny beautiful spot in the mountains somewhere,just him and me. With flowers in my hair.

Little happy forest animals at your feet.

Im wondering if suggesting a meet at Gretna would make anyone suspicious. I have someone I wouldnt mind being shackled to in mind.

Oh yeah I forgot the little forest animals,I need to get you to be my wedding planner I can't pay you though I'm poor.

Do it and let us know how it goes...hope he's not from the forums and reads that."

Big smiles are payment enough. So you must smile

He isnt no. My plan may have been rumbled otherwise

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"

He isnt no. My plan may have been rumbled otherwise"

Dang and I'd bought a suit and everything too!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch.

Damn me and my demands,well if you ever fancy running away to Gretna in the future give us a nudge.

Ps I'm lying about Gretna that isn't ever happening again.

Pps Don't leave it to long I'm 51!

Ooh did you run off to Gretna then.

No I'm lying about that as well. If I was ever to be daft enough to do it again I fancy a warm sunny beautiful spot in the mountains somewhere,just him and me. With flowers in my hair.

Little happy forest animals at your feet.

Im wondering if suggesting a meet at Gretna would make anyone suspicious. I have someone I wouldnt mind being shackled to in mind.

Oh yeah I forgot the little forest animals,I need to get you to be my wedding planner I can't pay you though I'm poor.

Do it and let us know how it goes...hope he's not from the forums and reads that.

Big smiles are payment enough. So you must smile

He isnt no. My plan may have been rumbled otherwise"

It'll be the best day of my life (again) so I'll definitely be smiling. Oh Lord I hope he's not a lurker then,perhaps keep your wedding frock in the car rather than wearing it just incase...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will spare them the embarassment and not name them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s nothing like sitting back and watching this great big love in - it’s just a shame I can’t join in because I am just too old for some of these delicious ladies filters and all I want to do is massage, stroke and pet some egos!

Do it publically here then! The OP wanted names, everyone posting on the thread is open to ego massaging, they might even message you back and break that filter!"

You’re like the dad of the forum with all your good advice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I fancy someone I message them, so I chat too all mine "

Wish I was that brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s nothing like sitting back and watching this great big love in - it’s just a shame I can’t join in because I am just too old for some of these delicious ladies filters and all I want to do is massage, stroke and pet some egos!

Do it publically here then! The OP wanted names, everyone posting on the thread is open to ego massaging, they might even message you back and break that filter!

You’re like the dad of the forum with all your good advice lol "

If only more ladies had a Daddy fantasy! (Although I like the ones that do! )

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"There’s nothing like sitting back and watching this great big love in - it’s just a shame I can’t join in because I am just too old for some of these delicious ladies filters and all I want to do is massage, stroke and pet some egos!

Do it publically here then! The OP wanted names, everyone posting on the thread is open to ego massaging, they might even message you back and break that filter!"

I do find myself shaking my head at some people on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people might not like being named in the forums but i know where your coming from

good few on my wish list"

Nonsense there's loads on here who are narcissistic egomaniacs who love having their ego's rubbed and plenty of sycophants who love doing the rubbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s nothing like sitting back and watching this great big love in - it’s just a shame I can’t join in because I am just too old for some of these delicious ladies filters and all I want to do is massage, stroke and pet some egos!

Do it publically here then! The OP wanted names, everyone posting on the thread is open to ego massaging, they might even message you back and break that filter!

You’re like the dad of the forum with all your good advice lol

If only more ladies had a Daddy fantasy! (Although I like the ones that do! )"

Ewwwww no sorry not this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s nothing like sitting back and watching this great big love in - it’s just a shame I can’t join in because I am just too old for some of these delicious ladies filters and all I want to do is massage, stroke and pet some egos!

Do it publically here then! The OP wanted names, everyone posting on the thread is open to ego massaging, they might even message you back and break that filter!

You’re like the dad of the forum with all your good advice lol

If only more ladies had a Daddy fantasy! (Although I like the ones that do! )"

Fuck my tight little asshole daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch.

Damn me and my demands,well if you ever fancy running away to Gretna in the future give us a nudge.

Ps I'm lying about Gretna that isn't ever happening again.

Pps Don't leave it to long I'm 51! "

Can’t we have a try before we buy type thing or are we going for the full on wedding right away?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"people might not like being named in the forums but i know where your coming from

good few on my wish list

Nonsense there's loads on here who are narcissistic egomaniacs who love having their ego's rubbed and plenty of sycophants who love doing the rubbing."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s nothing like sitting back and watching this great big love in - it’s just a shame I can’t join in because I am just too old for some of these delicious ladies filters and all I want to do is massage, stroke and pet some egos!

Do it publically here then! The OP wanted names, everyone posting on the thread is open to ego massaging, they might even message you back and break that filter!

You’re like the dad of the forum with all your good advice lol

If only more ladies had a Daddy fantasy! (Although I like the ones that do! )

Ewwwww no sorry not this one "

well you started it!!

I don’t quite know how to take being the Dad of the forum!! Except to say you’re not going out in THAT skirt, young lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people might not like being named in the forums but i know where your coming from

good few on my wish list

Nonsense there's loads on here who are narcissistic egomaniacs who love having their ego's rubbed and plenty of sycophants who love doing the rubbing."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s nothing like sitting back and watching this great big love in - it’s just a shame I can’t join in because I am just too old for some of these delicious ladies filters and all I want to do is massage, stroke and pet some egos!

Do it publically here then! The OP wanted names, everyone posting on the thread is open to ego massaging, they might even message you back and break that filter!

You’re like the dad of the forum with all your good advice lol

If only more ladies had a Daddy fantasy! (Although I like the ones that do! )

Ewwwww no sorry not this one

well you started it!!

I don’t quite know how to take being the Dad of the forum!! Except to say you’re not going out in THAT skirt, young lady! "

Hmmm ok maybe I do like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people might not like being named in the forums but i know where your coming from

good few on my wish list

Nonsense there's loads on here who are narcissistic egomaniacs who love having their ego's rubbed and plenty of sycophants who love doing the rubbing."

I’ve had most of the sex I’ve had off Fab over the years via some initial sycophantic ego massaging .. up the narcissistic egomaniacs I say!!

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me... "

I’ve been off line for a while, real life got in the way. But hats off to GI Joe. That’s how to do it.

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

They might love being named, of course. Though 'of course' is a very strange name ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He/she are not here. Bloody waste of my energy really crushing on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

I’ve been off line for a while, real life got in the way. But hats off to GI Joe. That’s how to do it.

"

I don’t see the problem...I’ve named some people on my hotlist...great if they feel the same, but I’m still in the same position if they don’t reciprocate, they’ll still be on my hotlist, so I can only see it being a benefit.

And it’s nice to let people know that they are appreciated

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch.

Damn me and my demands,well if you ever fancy running away to Gretna in the future give us a nudge.

Ps I'm lying about Gretna that isn't ever happening again.

Pps Don't leave it to long I'm 51!

Can’t we have a try before we buy type thing or are we going for the full on wedding right away? "

I don't have sex before marriage as I'm highly religious and it's sinful,so right away I'm afraid. Autumn is going to be our wedding planner foc so I'm excited.

It's next weekend by the way up some mountain in Switzerland. Autumn will let you know the time.

Don't be one of those timewasters and leave me standing at the peak!

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

I just message someone if I like the look of them, if I don’t get a reply I move on so can’t say that I have anyone to name

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place

Sticking to my own rules, of only naming those I have had very little contact with. I would like to mention

Treacle

NSAchick

English Rose

Poochiepoo

High heels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sticking to my own rules, of only naming those I have had very little contact with. I would like to mention

Treacle

NSAchick

English Rose

Poochiepoo

High heels.

"

Cheers. Wiped me off your list now then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, a couple. Nice to have my fantasies.

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Sticking to my own rules, of only naming those I have had very little contact with. I would like to mention

Treacle

NSAchick

English Rose

Poochiepoo

High heels.

Cheers. Wiped me off your list now then! "

This is in addition to any one I have previously mentioned! So touchy! And I offered to shave my beard off for you!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I have a few but won't name them out of respect for the ladies, they wouldn't be reciprocated anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sticking to my own rules, of only naming those I have had very little contact with. I would like to mention

Treacle

NSAchick

English Rose

Poochiepoo

High heels.

Cheers. Wiped me off your list now then!

This is in addition to any one I have previously mentioned! So touchy! And I offered to shave my beard off for you! "

Too late. I’m just an afterthought

Crying into my mocha chocca with extra chocca now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any at the moment. I need some inspiration

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

What's this another mutual appreciation thread, surely not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's this another mutual appreciation thread, surely not. "

Don’t tell me you’ve done Bombay too already!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"There’s nothing like sitting back and watching this great big love in - it’s just a shame I can’t join in because I am just too old for some of these delicious ladies filters and all I want to do is massage, stroke and pet some egos!

Do it publically here then! The OP wanted names, everyone posting on the thread is open to ego massaging, they might even message you back and break that filter!

You’re like the dad of the forum with all your good advice lol

If only more ladies had a Daddy fantasy! (Although I like the ones that do! )

Fuck my tight little asshole daddy"

I need a tissue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of guys one must know,the other has know idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot? Close(ish)? Let's fuck.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hot? Close(ish)? Let's fuck."

Funny bugger.

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Sticking to my own rules, of only naming those I have had very little contact with. I would like to mention

Treacle

NSAchick

English Rose

Poochiepoo

High heels.

Cheers. Wiped me off your list now then!

This is in addition to any one I have previously mentioned! So touchy! And I offered to shave my beard off for you!

Too late. I’m just an afterthought

Crying into my mocha chocca with extra chocca now "

Been there sister! Like when you didn’t reply to my message. It took me several bags of malteezers to get over that snubbing

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"What's this another mutual appreciation thread, surely not.

Don’t tell me you’ve done Bombay too already!"

Hic, hic as if.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sticking to my own rules, of only naming those I have had very little contact with. I would like to mention

Treacle

NSAchick

English Rose

Poochiepoo

High heels.

Cheers. Wiped me off your list now then!

This is in addition to any one I have previously mentioned! So touchy! And I offered to shave my beard off for you!

Too late. I’m just an afterthought

Crying into my mocha chocca with extra chocca now

Been there sister! Like when you didn’t reply to my message. It took me several bags of malteezers to get over that snubbing "

Did you message me. Omg I’m sorry. I would have. I’ve got 235 unread ones lol.

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Sticking to my own rules, of only naming those I have had very little contact with. I would like to mention

Treacle

NSAchick

English Rose

Poochiepoo

High heels.

Cheers. Wiped me off your list now then!

This is in addition to any one I have previously mentioned! So touchy! And I offered to shave my beard off for you!

Too late. I’m just an afterthought

Crying into my mocha chocca with extra chocca now

Been there sister! Like when you didn’t reply to my message. It took me several bags of malteezers to get over that snubbing

Did you message me. Omg I’m sorry. I would have. I’ve got 235 unread ones lol. "

Ha! This is getting worse

You read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people might not like being named in the forums but i know where your coming from

good few on my wish list

Nonsense there's loads on here who are narcissistic egomaniacs who love having their ego's rubbed and plenty of sycophants who love doing the rubbing."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sticking to my own rules, of only naming those I have had very little contact with. I would like to mention

Treacle

NSAchick

English Rose

Poochiepoo

High heels.

Cheers. Wiped me off your list now then!

This is in addition to any one I have previously mentioned! So touchy! And I offered to shave my beard off for you!

Too late. I’m just an afterthought

Crying into my mocha chocca with extra chocca now

Been there sister! Like when you didn’t reply to my message. It took me several bags of malteezers to get over that snubbing

Did you message me. Omg I’m sorry. I would have. I’ve got 235 unread ones lol.

Ha! This is getting worse

You read it. "

Oh god . Was it vile then? Haha

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"people might not like being named in the forums but i know where your coming from

good few on my wish list

Nonsense there's loads on here who are narcissistic egomaniacs who love having their ego's rubbed and plenty of sycophants who love doing the rubbing."
absolutly nothing wrong with that unless they are using fake pictures to get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch.

Damn me and my demands,well if you ever fancy running away to Gretna in the future give us a nudge.

Ps I'm lying about Gretna that isn't ever happening again.

Pps Don't leave it to long I'm 51!

Can’t we have a try before we buy type thing or are we going for the full on wedding right away?

I don't have sex before marriage as I'm highly religious and it's sinful,so right away I'm afraid. Autumn is going to be our wedding planner foc so I'm excited.

It's next weekend by the way up some mountain in Switzerland. Autumn will let you know the time.

Don't be one of those timewasters and leave me standing at the peak!

"

Can at least see a face pic...of you and Autumn..I might end up marrying the wrong person.

As long as you are still sinful once we are married...wow, a 50 year old virgin...what are the chances on a sex site

I guess those I seen on your profile are of someone else then

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I have a couple of forum men on my hotlist, love a good perv of their new pics

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I know the feeling isn't mutual so I won't name mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot? Close(ish)? Let's fuck.

Funny bugger."

I'd bugger you and tell jokes, if that's your thing.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hot? Close(ish)? Let's fuck.

Funny bugger.

I'd bugger you and tell jokes, if that's your thing."

I have a silly sense of humour so make them good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a crush on a regular poster and she has one on me too that she's admitted to on here? Not this thread though...

And bending the rules of the OP slightly, we've chatted plenty, but we've not met up...yet!

Though there are plans in place for me to whisk her away onto the continent with me as soon as her passport is sorted, so it's safe to say there will be a spark to say the least...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch.

Damn me and my demands,well if you ever fancy running away to Gretna in the future give us a nudge.

Ps I'm lying about Gretna that isn't ever happening again.

Pps Don't leave it to long I'm 51!

Can’t we have a try before we buy type thing or are we going for the full on wedding right away?

I don't have sex before marriage as I'm highly religious and it's sinful,so right away I'm afraid. Autumn is going to be our wedding planner foc so I'm excited.

It's next weekend by the way up some mountain in Switzerland. Autumn will let you know the time.

Don't be one of those timewasters and leave me standing at the peak!

Can at least see a face pic...of you and Autumn..I might end up marrying the wrong person.

As long as you are still sinful once we are married...wow, a 50 year old virgin...what are the chances on a sex site

I guess those I seen on your profile are of someone else then "

Autumn sorry chick you're ditched I don't want no competition.

I didn't say I was a virgin anyway I just need to be married before I have sex,it's no biggie just go with the flow. You can't say no now either as I've just thrown my wedding dress in the washing machine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch.

Damn me and my demands,well if you ever fancy running away to Gretna in the future give us a nudge.

Ps I'm lying about Gretna that isn't ever happening again.

Pps Don't leave it to long I'm 51!

Can’t we have a try before we buy type thing or are we going for the full on wedding right away?

I don't have sex before marriage as I'm highly religious and it's sinful,so right away I'm afraid. Autumn is going to be our wedding planner foc so I'm excited.

It's next weekend by the way up some mountain in Switzerland. Autumn will let you know the time.

Don't be one of those timewasters and leave me standing at the peak!

Can at least see a face pic...of you and Autumn..I might end up marrying the wrong person.

As long as you are still sinful once we are married...wow, a 50 year old virgin...what are the chances on a sex site

I guess those I seen on your profile are of someone else then

Autumn sorry chick you're ditched I don't want no competition.

I didn't say I was a virgin anyway I just need to be married before I have sex,it's no biggie just go with the flow. You can't say no now either as I've just thrown my wedding dress in the washing machine!"

Damn my thinly veiled attempt of getting two ladies face pics has failed!

And you aren’t a virgin..my bad...I suppose that’s a good thing

Ok, see you in Switzerland next week then wifey...I’ll bring the toys...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch.

Damn me and my demands,well if you ever fancy running away to Gretna in the future give us a nudge.

Ps I'm lying about Gretna that isn't ever happening again.

Pps Don't leave it to long I'm 51!

Can’t we have a try before we buy type thing or are we going for the full on wedding right away?

I don't have sex before marriage as I'm highly religious and it's sinful,so right away I'm afraid. Autumn is going to be our wedding planner foc so I'm excited.

It's next weekend by the way up some mountain in Switzerland. Autumn will let you know the time.

Don't be one of those timewasters and leave me standing at the peak!

Can at least see a face pic...of you and Autumn..I might end up marrying the wrong person.

As long as you are still sinful once we are married...wow, a 50 year old virgin...what are the chances on a sex site

I guess those I seen on your profile are of someone else then

Autumn sorry chick you're ditched I don't want no competition.

I didn't say I was a virgin anyway I just need to be married before I have sex,it's no biggie just go with the flow. You can't say no now either as I've just thrown my wedding dress in the washing machine!

Damn my thinly veiled attempt of getting two ladies face pics has failed!

And you aren’t a virgin..my bad...I suppose that’s a good thing

Ok, see you in Switzerland next week then wifey...I’ll bring the toys...

"

Just a quick one can you send me a pic of your last bank statement,it's for the Swiss authorities you know nothing to worry about...

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"people might not like being named in the forums but i know where your coming from

good few on my wish list

Nonsense there's loads on here who are narcissistic egomaniacs who love having their ego's rubbed and plenty of sycophants who love doing the rubbing."

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Oh my, I came on to post and saw my name, you quite flustered me I had to go check.

I have to say you’re both actually on my perving hotlist too.

Although I have been in touch with some of those who cause stirrings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s nothing like sitting back and watching this great big love in - it’s just a shame I can’t join in because I am just too old for some of these delicious ladies filters and all I want to do is massage, stroke and pet some egos!

Do it publically here then! The OP wanted names, everyone posting on the thread is open to ego massaging, they might even message you back and break that filter!

You’re like the dad of the forum with all your good advice lol

If only more ladies had a Daddy fantasy! (Although I like the ones that do! )

Ewwwww no sorry not this one

well you started it!!

I don’t quite know how to take being the Dad of the forum!! Except to say you’re not going out in THAT skirt, young lady!

Hmmm ok maybe I do like it "

He’s definitely the daddy!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"There’s nothing like sitting back and watching this great big love in - it’s just a shame I can’t join in because I am just too old for some of these delicious ladies filters and all I want to do is massage, stroke and pet some egos!

Do it publically here then! The OP wanted names, everyone posting on the thread is open to ego massaging, they might even message you back and break that filter!

You’re like the dad of the forum with all your good advice lol

If only more ladies had a Daddy fantasy! (Although I like the ones that do! )

Ewwwww no sorry not this one

well you started it!!

I don’t quite know how to take being the Dad of the forum!! Except to say you’re not going out in THAT skirt, young lady! "
ha ha. You are the dad of the forums. Do you remember when we got the award for best advice givers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines more of a perv from afar list, in this thread:

Ignite

More than a handful,

Lexa

Like some have said i tend to message mine and see what happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch.

Damn me and my demands,well if you ever fancy running away to Gretna in the future give us a nudge.

Ps I'm lying about Gretna that isn't ever happening again.

Pps Don't leave it to long I'm 51!

Can’t we have a try before we buy type thing or are we going for the full on wedding right away?

I don't have sex before marriage as I'm highly religious and it's sinful,so right away I'm afraid. Autumn is going to be our wedding planner foc so I'm excited.

It's next weekend by the way up some mountain in Switzerland. Autumn will let you know the time.

Don't be one of those timewasters and leave me standing at the peak!

Can at least see a face pic...of you and Autumn..I might end up marrying the wrong person.

As long as you are still sinful once we are married...wow, a 50 year old virgin...what are the chances on a sex site

I guess those I seen on your profile are of someone else then

Autumn sorry chick you're ditched I don't want no competition.

I didn't say I was a virgin anyway I just need to be married before I have sex,it's no biggie just go with the flow. You can't say no now either as I've just thrown my wedding dress in the washing machine!

Damn my thinly veiled attempt of getting two ladies face pics has failed!

And you aren’t a virgin..my bad...I suppose that’s a good thing

Ok, see you in Switzerland next week then wifey...I’ll bring the toys...

Just a quick one can you send me a pic of your last bank statement,it's for the Swiss authorities you know nothing to worry about..."

Do I still need jolly woodland creatures

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over a year ago


"There’s nothing like sitting back and watching this great big love in - it’s just a shame I can’t join in because I am just too old for some of these delicious ladies filters and all I want to do is massage, stroke and pet some egos!

Do it publically here then! The OP wanted names, everyone posting on the thread is open to ego massaging, they might even message you back and break that filter!

You’re like the dad of the forum with all your good advice lol

If only more ladies had a Daddy fantasy! (Although I like the ones that do! )

Ewwwww no sorry not this one

well you started it!!

I don’t quite know how to take being the Dad of the forum!! Except to say you’re not going out in THAT skirt, young lady! ha ha. You are the dad of the forums. Do you remember when we got the award for best advice givers "

Ha that’s going back a bit!! I honestly wouldn’t take a shred of advice any stranger gives off t’internet to be honest!!

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?


"I’m going to impose certain criteria. "

Oops


" be brave and name them. "

Not a chance

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I’m going to go all out and name a few...

I’ve met one so I can’t name her.

I’ve chatted to a few so I can’t name them.

I’ve messaged a few so I can’t name them.

So people I’ve never spoken to or messaged who I love their pics and profile are:-

Poochiepoo

Madison Blue

Treacle

Ignite my Body

Dan Lexa

Some of them because of distance, others I’ve read their profile and respected what they’ve said.

Welsh Sun...thank you for naming me...

Why thankyou,those two minutes it took to take my pic's were all worthwhile then.

Ha ha, I’m sure it’s changed your life now. I love your pics and your sarcasm

But when your profile isn’t hidden I see you are also after a relationship so that’s why I’ve never got in touch.

Damn me and my demands,well if you ever fancy running away to Gretna in the future give us a nudge.

Ps I'm lying about Gretna that isn't ever happening again.

Pps Don't leave it to long I'm 51!

Can’t we have a try before we buy type thing or are we going for the full on wedding right away?

I don't have sex before marriage as I'm highly religious and it's sinful,so right away I'm afraid. Autumn is going to be our wedding planner foc so I'm excited.

It's next weekend by the way up some mountain in Switzerland. Autumn will let you know the time.

Don't be one of those timewasters and leave me standing at the peak!

Can at least see a face pic...of you and Autumn..I might end up marrying the wrong person.

As long as you are still sinful once we are married...wow, a 50 year old virgin...what are the chances on a sex site

I guess those I seen on your profile are of someone else then

Autumn sorry chick you're ditched I don't want no competition.

I didn't say I was a virgin anyway I just need to be married before I have sex,it's no biggie just go with the flow. You can't say no now either as I've just thrown my wedding dress in the washing machine!

Damn my thinly veiled attempt of getting two ladies face pics has failed!

And you aren’t a virgin..my bad...I suppose that’s a good thing

Ok, see you in Switzerland next week then wifey...I’ll bring the toys...

Just a quick one can you send me a pic of your last bank statement,it's for the Swiss authorities you know nothing to worry about...

Do I still need jolly woodland creatures "

Yeah of course cuter the better,you're just not allowed to the ceremony incase you pinch my man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are not actually from the forums, so I'm not inclusive in this thread as far as that goes since it is titled "forum crushes"

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