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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

if fab issued a welcome pack for new members, what would be useful for it to include ?

i am suggesting a mini flannel

it would come in handy for those who don't like to see cock pics

they can simply to pop it over the offending picture and remove it when moving onto view another profile

it could also be useful for mopping up any mess induced by a particularly raunchy set of pics

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

a dictionary with a thesaurus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if fab issued a welcome pack for new members, what would be useful for it to include ?

i am suggesting a mini flannel

it would come in handy for those who don't like to see cock pics

they can simply to pop it over the offending picture and remove it when moving onto view another profile

it could also be useful for mopping up any mess induced by a particularly raunchy set of pics "

a set of manners? :P jk

a t-shirt or some cards with your profile link on would be good

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Soap!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A selection of silly 'Avatar pics' to replace shaddows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Irony Font

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody has said condoms yet!!!!

So- condoms!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

A copy of fab translator

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

A small mirror, so you can check for spinach in the teeth right before that all-important first meet.

And a tiny bit of spinach to affix to the teeth if you get there and think "Whoa neddy - her pics are either of her younger sister or very very out of date.. I should have guessed from the sepia tint!"

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

A pack of Polos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a dictionary with a thesaurus "

people need to be able to read first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sense of humour "

....don't forget the defibrillator, just incase the Sense of humour fails when posting on the forums

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By *errible_TwoCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Disposable phone

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

helpline number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a dictionary with a thesaurus "

whats another word for thesaurus ???

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

In case of rejection a tube of thicker skin..

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed "

pmsl make it a bouncy mat

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed "

I'm never gonna live this down lmao xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed

pmsl make it a bouncy mat "

Probably better to start on the bouncy mat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed

I'm never gonna live this down lmao xxx

"

.....while you're down there

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed

pmsl make it a bouncy mat

Probably better to start on the bouncy mat "

probably more fun on a bouncy castle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a dictionary with a thesaurus

whats another word for thesaurus ???"

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed

I'm never gonna live this down lmao xxx

.....while you're down there "

woo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed

pmsl make it a bouncy mat

Probably better to start on the bouncy mat

probably more fun on a bouncy castle "

Make that a low level one for Mr A

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By *obsrocketMan
over a year ago

Loughborough


"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed

pmsl make it a bouncy mat

Probably better to start on the bouncy mat

probably more fun on a bouncy castle

Make that a low level one for Mr A "

one of my best meets from here was a camping weekend in Norfolk this year and can recommend an airbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed

pmsl make it a bouncy mat

Probably better to start on the bouncy mat

probably more fun on a bouncy castle

Make that a low level one for Mr A

one of my best meets from here was a camping weekend in Norfolk this year and can recommend an airbed "

An airbed should be safe enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed

pmsl make it a bouncy mat

Probably better to start on the bouncy mat

probably more fun on a bouncy castle

Make that a low level one for Mr A

one of my best meets from here was a camping weekend in Norfolk this year and can recommend an airbed

An airbed should be safe enough "

Agrees! It'll be so much easier to find the 'missing person'

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

i was pushed !!!! lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was pushed !!!! lmao"

I was waiting for that

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

don't forget to include a bullshit deflecter!, will come in usefull with all the timewasters on here!.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Free membership to bupa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"don't forget to include a bullshit deflecter!, will come in usefull with all the timewasters on here!. "

I have the 'natural' version

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By *errible_TwoCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

A button to show single guys pretending to be single females

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"i was pished !!!! lmao"

As per.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was pished !!!! lmao

As per. "

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i would just supply a glass... and fill it half way....

ask people.... half full... or half empty...

that will out the miserable feckers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a scratch and sniff option in the Gallery of Latest Public Photos would keep a few people happy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think a scratch and sniff option in the Gallery of Latest Public Photos would keep a few people happy.... "

Fooooooookinnnnn hell nnnoooooooooooooo

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A diary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a dictionary with a thesaurus "

Whats this dinosawrus thingy??

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

A - Z manual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started..."

brings red bull as well then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think a scratch and sniff option in the Gallery of Latest Public Photos would keep a few people happy....

Fooooooookinnnnn hell nnnoooooooooooooo "

But Frock think of it as a safety feature,,,,,,,,

Hey,,,,,,,,, cuz if we just leave people licking their screens, as some do now !!!,,,,, , there’s bound to be an accident sooner or later….!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then "

Thought you were providing the nibbles...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

Thought you were providing the nibbles...;-)"

what do you want to nibble on

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

a leaflet entitled "How to survive the chatrooms".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think a scratch and sniff option in the Gallery of Latest Public Photos would keep a few people happy....

Fooooooookinnnnn hell nnnoooooooooooooo

But Frock think of it as a safety feature,,,,,,,,

Hey,,,,,,,,, cuz if we just leave people licking their screens, as some do now !!!,,,,, , there’s bound to be an accident sooner or later….!. "

Ok, ok... scratch n sniff which admin give us the 'opt out' feature would be bearable.

I'm only at 'tame' window licking levels so screen sniffing and licking would prove a bit too much for me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

a leaflet entitled "How to survive the chatrooms"."

The text would move far too fast for most....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

Thought you were providing the nibbles...;-)

what do you want to nibble on "

Somehow I dont think Twiglets is the right answer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

Thought you were providing the nibbles...;-)

what do you want to nibble on

Somehow I dont think Twiglets is the right answer..."

bugger I like twiglets as well

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then "

and some diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet "

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy "

oh we do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy

oh we do "

I can hear your voice saying that now

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy

oh we do

I can hear your voice saying that now "

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy

oh we do

I can hear your voice singing now "

So can I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An umbrella, sunscreen and a flask of weak lemon drink........oh and a note book and four spare biros........and an anorak.....

.....why do I always get swinging and train spotting mixed up? I am banned from 4 mainline railway stations because of this strange form of dyslexia

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy

oh we do

I can hear your voice singing now

So can I "

Is it too late to say "Get a room" to you lot abve

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy

oh we do

I can hear your voice singing now

So can I

Is it too late to say "Get a room" to you lot abve "

I dont know what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy

oh we do

I can hear your voice singing now

So can I

Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve "

Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy

oh we do

I can hear your voice singing now

So can I

Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve

Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans "

if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An umbrella, sunscreen and a flask of weak lemon drink........oh and a note book and four spare biros........and an anorak.....

.....why do I always get swinging and train spotting mixed up? I am banned from 4 mainline railway stations because of this strange form of dyslexia"

daft bugger

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I want in the middle, but not on the wet patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want in the middle, but not on the wet patch "

packs conti pads , the wet patch moves then

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I want in the middle, but not on the wet patch

packs conti pads , the wet patch moves then "

dont think that will help when someone(who shall remain nameless) throws my drink around

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A bottom lip out not so smiley icon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want in the middle, but not on the wet patch

packs conti pads , the wet patch moves then

dont think that will help when someone(who shall remain nameless) throws my drink around "

oh oh is it that Frocky or even that Mr Now bet its Frocky

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I want in the middle, but not on the wet patch

packs conti pads , the wet patch moves then

dont think that will help when someone(who shall remain nameless) throws my drink around "

sick were you lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I want in the middle, but not on the wet patch

packs conti pads , the wet patch moves then

dont think that will help when someone(who shall remain nameless) throws my drink around

sick were you lol "

nope no sickness here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy

oh we do

I can hear your voice singing now

So can I

Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve

Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans

if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I "

I'll keep a firm grip of you and my drink... unlike others that I will NEVER name n shame

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall


"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed

I'm never gonna live this down lmao xxx

"

free pass to A&E

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy

oh we do

I can hear your voice singing now

So can I

Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve

Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans

if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I

I'll keep a firm grip of you and my drink... unlike others that I will NEVER name n shame "

That is awful, naming and shaming, some people huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want in the middle, but not on the wet patch

packs conti pads , the wet patch moves then

dont think that will help when someone(who shall remain nameless) throws my drink around

sick were you lol "

She didn't chuck... unless you are counting her glass of voddy and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy

oh we do

I can hear your voice singing now

So can I

Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve

Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans

if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I

I'll keep a firm grip of you and my drink... unlike others that I will NEVER name n shame

That is awful, naming and shaming, some people huh "

Your profile name looks a bit familiar... do I know you?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I can't remember the song title but it goes ...

"Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, ladies and gentleman i give you .....

The Just, Frock and CofA (*) show.

How many threads are you lot on? i said "threads"

(*) save the best till last lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy

oh we do

I can hear your voice singing now

So can I

Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve

Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans

if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I

I'll keep a firm grip of you and my drink... unlike others that I will NEVER name n shame

That is awful, naming and shaming, some people huh

Your profile name looks a bit familiar... do I know you? "

I'm not sure, but i think ive seen that ass before

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

I can't remember the song title but it goes ...

"Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, ladies and gentleman i give you .....

The Just, Frock and CofA (*) show.

How many threads are you lot on? i said "threads"

(*) save the best till last lol "

aww mushy you wanna join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy

oh we do

I can hear your voice singing now

So can I

Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve

Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans

if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I

I'll keep a firm grip of you and my drink... unlike others that I will NEVER name n shame

That is awful, naming and shaming, some people huh

Your profile name looks a bit familiar... do I know you?

I'm not sure, but i think ive seen that ass before "

I have felt that ass before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy

oh we do

I can hear your voice singing now

So can I

Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve

Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans

if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I

I'll keep a firm grip of you and my drink... unlike others that I will NEVER name n shame

That is awful, naming and shaming, some people huh

Your profile name looks a bit familiar... do I know you?

I'm not sure, but i think ive seen that ass before

I have felt that ass before "

Who feels a bit of an arse?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...

brings red bull as well then

and some diet

and diet got to keep Mrs A happy

oh we do

I can hear your voice singing now

So can I

Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve

Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans

if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I

I'll keep a firm grip of you and my drink... unlike others that I will NEVER name n shame

That is awful, naming and shaming, some people huh

Your profile name looks a bit familiar... do I know you?

I'm not sure, but i think ive seen that ass before

I have felt that ass before

Who feels a bit of an arse? "

a bit?

sometimes a little is better than a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some really crappy batteries for their 'idiot radar', so that I might stand chance when I annoying message them 100 times in the first 15 mins of being here.

A cloaking device to hide their 'new' big neon sign on their profile, that instantly tells people, this person hasn't heard my annoying speel yet.

Man I need a drink.

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