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I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!! 
So ... What's the most ridiculous thing that you have dreamt recently that you can remember in detail?  | |||
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"So last night I dreamt that I was looking after someone's tortoise and it's shell came off and the poor thing was very, well slug like, under its shell and I was trying to make it comfortable but water kept coming out of its little body and the more water came out, it was steadily shrivelling up. I was walking round a fairground (NO idea why!) with it desperately trying to find "the man" who could "re-shell" the tortoise and I was crying because I couldn't find him!!
I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!!
So ... What's the most ridiculous thing that you have dreamt recently that you can remember in detail? "lay back tell me more about this dream? Was you clothed, naked, dressed as a duck?? Also could you please remove your hand from inside your knickers while we discuss this please  | |||
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"So last night I dreamt that I was looking after someone's tortoise and it's shell came off and the poor thing was very, well slug like, under its shell and I was trying to make it comfortable but water kept coming out of its little body and the more water came out, it was steadily shrivelling up. I was walking round a fairground (NO idea why!) with it desperately trying to find "the man" who could "re-shell" the tortoise and I was crying because I couldn't find him!!
I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!!
So ... What's the most ridiculous thing that you have dreamt recently that you can remember in detail?
lay back tell me more about this dream? Was you clothed, naked, dressed as a duck?? Also could you please remove your hand from inside your knickers while we discuss this please "Dressed as a duck?! | |||
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"I cant tell you i cant remember" I do remember my dreams usually, but they are rarely as silly and detailed as this one was  | |||
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"So last night I dreamt that I was looking after someone's tortoise and it's shell came off and the poor thing was very, well slug like, under its shell and I was trying to make it comfortable but water kept coming out of its little body and the more water came out, it was steadily shrivelling up. I was walking round a fairground (NO idea why!) with it desperately trying to find "the man" who could "re-shell" the tortoise and I was crying because I couldn't find him!!
I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!!
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"So last night I dreamt that I was looking after someone's tortoise and it's shell came off and the poor thing was very, well slug like, under its shell and I was trying to make it comfortable but water kept coming out of its little body and the more water came out, it was steadily shrivelling up. I was walking round a fairground (NO idea why!) with it desperately trying to find "the man" who could "re-shell" the tortoise and I was crying because I couldn't find him!!
I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!!
So ... What's the most ridiculous thing that you have dreamt recently that you can remember in detail?
Mines easy I don't and never have dreamt "Do you know that every one of us dreams every time we sleep, it's just that most do not remember them | |||
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"So last night I dreamt that I was looking after someone's tortoise and it's shell came off and the poor thing was very, well slug like, under its shell and I was trying to make it comfortable but water kept coming out of its little body and the more water came out, it was steadily shrivelling up. I was walking round a fairground (NO idea why!) with it desperately trying to find "the man" who could "re-shell" the tortoise and I was crying because I couldn't find him!!
I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!!
So ... What's the most ridiculous thing that you have dreamt recently that you can remember in detail?
lay back tell me more about this dream? Was you clothed, naked, dressed as a duck?? Also could you please remove your hand from inside your knickers while we discuss this please
Dressed as a duck?! "I knew it dressed as a duck always comes up in this types of dreams. So many years of research have proved that being dressed as a duck in dreams relates back to the person feeling the need to have their boobs massaged. | |||
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" Dressed as a duck?!
I knew it dressed as a duck always comes up in this types of dreams. So many years of research have proved that being dressed as a duck in dreams relates back to the person feeling the need to have their boobs massaged. "Haha I see what you did there  | |||
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"So last night I dreamt that I was looking after someone's tortoise and it's shell came off and the poor thing was very, well slug like, under its shell and I was trying to make it comfortable but water kept coming out of its little body and the more water came out, it was steadily shrivelling up. I was walking round a fairground (NO idea why!) with it desperately trying to find "the man" who could "re-shell" the tortoise and I was crying because I couldn't find him!!
I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!!
So ... What's the most ridiculous thing that you have dreamt recently that you can remember in detail? Mines easy I don't and never have dreamt "Remembering dreams usually means you have woken up too early. You must get just the right amount of sleep every night. | |||
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"I once dreamt that the guy I was seeing was in bed with me masturbating. When I tried to join in and help him he pushed me away. When I woke up I was in a right pissy mood with him because I thought it was real until he told me I was dreaming lol" this is making me smile as I’ve had somthing very similar happen to me. Although wanking replaced with a row about a tv program haha | |||
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"In all honesty I very rarely remember my dreams or I remember them for a very short period of time and then pfffft they are gone. Highly annoying when you then know you have had a proper sexy dream but just can’t remember it. " So then you pick what you remember and make the rest up, no?!
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"In all honesty I very rarely remember my dreams or I remember them for a very short period of time and then pfffft they are gone. Highly annoying when you then know you have had a proper sexy dream but just can’t remember it. So then you pick what you remember and make the rest up, no?!
I usually have quite normal dreams but this was way off the scale of normal "no I mean it’s all gone I just remember it was sexy but just can’t put my finger on anything  | |||
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"In all honesty I very rarely remember my dreams or I remember them for a very short period of time and then pfffft they are gone. Highly annoying when you then know you have had a proper sexy dream but just can’t remember it. So then you pick what you remember and make the rest up, no?!
I usually have quite normal dreams but this was way off the scale of normal
no I mean it’s all gone I just remember it was sexy but just can’t put my finger on anything "That's not fair ... Leaves you feeling pent up and horny all day? | |||
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"I like them ones, you don't get often unfortunately, someone gets In your bed and fucks you, it is fantastic you have always wanted to fuck them and you know them, It is so good it wake you up you are all sticky from your cum wow that was great you think, you was It you can't remember, then you Realise it was a dream, then you spend all day trying to think who It was, even the one's you should not be fucking " Not experienced one of those, maybe more a guy dream?!  | |||
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"Someone from here featured in mine last night, it was a weird dream and we were all on a road trip and went to my uncles house but he wasn’t there so we were trying to fix food. Weirdly the person from here’s family was staying there too and it ended up being a air b&b place and we were all staying in the same place but we said we knew each other from work and had to try and almost pretend we didn’t know each other. Then I woke up "I've had a couple of dreams involving people from here ... Easier to dream about a shellless tortoise I reckon | |||
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I told the kids at work about that dream and one turned to me and said ‘my parents actually pay you to look after me’ and others groaned in agreement and another asked ‘yeah...and are you ok to do that?’ | |||
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"When I take diazepam I have the most surreal dreams ever. But one of the dreams that I had ‘normally’ and that always sticks with me is this; I was in a field in my jammies one night, and I saw a hedgehog. I spent the whole night crying because I couldn’t figure out what kind of dog the hedgehog was.
I told the kids at work about that dream and one turned to me and said ‘my parents actually pay you to look after me’ and others groaned in agreement and another asked ‘yeah...and are you ok to do that?’ "That dream is brilliant, almost as daft as mine | |||
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"When I take diazepam I have the most surreal dreams ever. But one of the dreams that I had ‘normally’ and that always sticks with me is this; I was in a field in my jammies one night, and I saw a hedgehog. I spent the whole night crying because I couldn’t figure out what kind of dog the hedgehog was.
I told the kids at work about that dream and one turned to me and said ‘my parents actually pay you to look after me’ and others groaned in agreement and another asked ‘yeah...and are you ok to do that?’
That dream is brilliant, almost as daft as mine "
When I still used to see my ‘biological father’ (stopped seeing him when I turned five) for as long as I could remember I always had the same dream. I was really young when I started having it because my brother was still in a cot and he’s only a year younger than me. I would be lying in bed and a lion would come into the room. It would chase me down the stares and outside, and after a while I would somehow manage to put it in the blue bin.
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"So last night I dreamt that I was looking after someone's tortoise and it's shell came off and the poor thing was very, well slug like, under its shell and I was trying to make it comfortable but water kept coming out of its little body and the more water came out, it was steadily shrivelling up. I was walking round a fairground (NO idea why!) with it desperately trying to find "the man" who could "re-shell" the tortoise and I was crying because I couldn't find him!!
I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!!
So ... What's the most ridiculous thing that you have dreamt recently that you can remember in detail? Mines easy I don't and never have dreamt
Remembering dreams usually means you have woken up too early. You must get just the right amount of sleep every night. "You're right about waking too early. I remember a very sexy dream I had about a month ago where I was at a party with lots of fab fuckers, and the atmosphere was pure electricity and everyone was into what was going on and their was one forumite couple in particular had pressed our buttons. We were glowing, the temperature was rising, the eyes contact was all-telling and the smell of sex was hanging heavily in the air. As I looked up I saw this delicious smooth foo-foo hovering over my face, then the alarm clock went off. I had the worst strop every, kicking and punching the mattress (Mrs FGoS was at work) screening NO! NO! NO! She is part of a couple on our hotlist and maybe would have been the closest we'd ever get, but fucking alarm clocks are evil. | |||
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"So last night I dreamt that I was looking after someone's tortoise and it's shell came off and the poor thing was very, well slug like, under its shell and I was trying to make it comfortable but water kept coming out of its little body and the more water came out, it was steadily shrivelling up. I was walking round a fairground (NO idea why!) with it desperately trying to find "the man" who could "re-shell" the tortoise and I was crying because I couldn't find him!!
I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!!
So ... What's the most ridiculous thing that you have dreamt recently that you can remember in detail? "Classic insecurity dream; Beauty is only skin deep. ''Removal of the shell'' Personality is what counts. ''The evaporating slug like body'' Comforting this dying creature as you cried. ''You felt responsible and were actually looking for reassurance'' that's £50.00 minus your swingers discount of £15.00 = £35.00 please. That or you really hate reptiles
FFS I'm not sure whether a tortoise is a reptile now
The giant Galapagos Tortoise was not recognised and officially documented until the end of the 18 hundreds due to the long ship journey. Proof was required you see, this meant a specimen had to be provided for expert examination.
The Galapagos tortoise had a disadvantage which delayed it's entry into this scientific ledger being;
It was so delicious tasting that the crews from every expedition could not resist them and fucking eat the lot.
They finally manged landing one for examination sometime in 1895.
And that's true that is!!!
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"When I take diazepam I have the most surreal dreams ever. But one of the dreams that I had ‘normally’ and that always sticks with me is this; I was in a field in my jammies one night, and I saw a hedgehog. I spent the whole night crying because I couldn’t figure out what kind of dog the hedgehog was.
I told the kids at work about that dream and one turned to me and said ‘my parents actually pay you to look after me’ and others groaned in agreement and another asked ‘yeah...and are you ok to do that?’
That dream is brilliant, almost as daft as mine
When I still used to see my ‘biological father’ (stopped seeing him when I turned five) for as long as I could remember I always had the same dream. I was really young when I started having it because my brother was still in a cot and he’s only a year younger than me. I would be lying in bed and a lion would come into the room. It would chase me down the stares and outside, and after a while I would somehow manage to put it in the blue bin.
Think that just goes to show what I thought about going to see my ‘biological father’ "I remember some recurring dreams from when I was a little kid ... Bizarre really | |||
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"So last night I dreamt that I was looking after someone's tortoise and it's shell came off and the poor thing was very, well slug like, under its shell and I was trying to make it comfortable but water kept coming out of its little body and the more water came out, it was steadily shrivelling up. I was walking round a fairground (NO idea why!) with it desperately trying to find "the man" who could "re-shell" the tortoise and I was crying because I couldn't find him!!
I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!!
So ... What's the most ridiculous thing that you have dreamt recently that you can remember in detail? Mines easy I don't and never have dreamt
Remembering dreams usually means you have woken up too early. You must get just the right amount of sleep every night.
You're right about waking too early. I remember a very sexy dream I had about a month ago where I was at a party with lots of fab fuckers, and the atmosphere was pure electricity and everyone was into what was going on and their was one forumite couple in particular had pressed our buttons. We were glowing, the temperature was rising, the eyes contact was all-telling and the smell of sex was hanging heavily in the air. As I looked up I saw this delicious smooth foo-foo hovering over my face, then the alarm clock went off.
I had the worst strop every, kicking and punching the mattress (Mrs FGoS was at work) screening NO! NO! NO!
She is part of a couple on our hotlist and maybe would have been the closest we'd ever get, but fucking alarm clocks are evil. "I probably shouldn't laugh but.... | |||
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"So last night I dreamt that I was looking after someone's tortoise and it's shell came off and the poor thing was very, well slug like, under its shell and I was trying to make it comfortable but water kept coming out of its little body and the more water came out, it was steadily shrivelling up. I was walking round a fairground (NO idea why!) with it desperately trying to find "the man" who could "re-shell" the tortoise and I was crying because I couldn't find him!!
I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!!
So ... What's the most ridiculous thing that you have dreamt recently that you can remember in detail?
Classic insecurity dream;
Beauty is only skin deep. ''Removal of the shell''
Personality is what counts. ''The evaporating slug like body''
Comforting this dying creature as you cried. ''You felt responsible and were actually looking for reassurance''
that's £50.00 minus your swingers discount of £15.00 = £35.00 please.
That or you really hate reptiles
FFS I'm not sure whether a tortoise is a reptile now
The giant Galapagos Tortoise was not recognised and officially documented until the end of the 18 hundreds due to the long ship journey. Proof was required you see, this meant a specimen had to be provided for expert examination.
The Galapagos tortoise had a disadvantage which delayed it's entry into this scientific ledger being;
It was so delicious tasting that the crews from every expedition could not resist them and fucking eat the lot.
They finally manged landing one for examination sometime in 1895.
And that's true that is!!!
"I think it's more likely that I was talking to someone about their tortoise late last night, but thanks for the input | |||
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"My dreams are always bizarre but my favourite ones are when I cum in my sleep. Delicious "I have woken up before with my clit throbbing and NOT remembering my dream ... Very frustrating  | |||
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"My dreams are always bizarre but my favourite ones are when I cum in my sleep. Delicious
I have woken up before with my clit throbbing and NOT remembering my dream ... Very frustrating "But throbbing all the same  | |||
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"So last night I dreamt that I was looking after someone's tortoise and it's shell came off and the poor thing was very, well slug like, under its shell and I was trying to make it comfortable but water kept coming out of its little body and the more water came out, it was steadily shrivelling up. I was walking round a fairground (NO idea why!) with it desperately trying to find "the man" who could "re-shell" the tortoise and I was crying because I couldn't find him!!
I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!!
So ... What's the most ridiculous thing that you have dreamt recently that you can remember in detail?
Classic insecurity dream;
Beauty is only skin deep. ''Removal of the shell''
Personality is what counts. ''The evaporating slug like body''
Comforting this dying creature as you cried. ''You felt responsible and were actually looking for reassurance''
that's £50.00 minus your swingers discount of £15.00 = £35.00 please.
That or you really hate reptiles
FFS I'm not sure whether a tortoise is a reptile now
The giant Galapagos Tortoise was not recognised and officially documented until the end of the 18 hundreds due to the long ship journey. Proof was required you see, this meant a specimen had to be provided for expert examination.
The Galapagos tortoise had a disadvantage which delayed it's entry into this scientific ledger being;
It was so delicious tasting that the crews from every expedition could not resist them and fucking eat the lot.
They finally manged landing one for examination sometime in 1895.
And that's true that is!!!
I think it's more likely that I was talking to someone about their tortoise late last night, but thanks for the input "You are welcome. Forgive my nonsense, I am so bored you see, due to a health issue, that I crave entertainment, good or bad. Some may be pleased that the Penicillin has done its job and I am days away from a full recovery so will be gone from these parts shortly. PS I don't believe your friend has a tortoise and you simply don't want to pay up - proof that you are indeed a tight swinger!
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"My dreams are always bizarre but my favourite ones are when I cum in my sleep. Delicious
I have woken up before with my clit throbbing and NOT remembering my dream ... Very frustrating
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"So last night I dreamt that I was looking after someone's tortoise and it's shell came off and the poor thing was very, well slug like, under its shell and I was trying to make it comfortable but water kept coming out of its little body and the more water came out, it was steadily shrivelling up. I was walking round a fairground (NO idea why!) with it desperately trying to find "the man" who could "re-shell" the tortoise and I was crying because I couldn't find him!!
I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!!
So ... What's the most ridiculous thing that you have dreamt recently that you can remember in detail?
Classic insecurity dream;
Beauty is only skin deep. ''Removal of the shell''
Personality is what counts. ''The evaporating slug like body''
Comforting this dying creature as you cried. ''You felt responsible and were actually looking for reassurance''
that's £50.00 minus your swingers discount of £15.00 = £35.00 please.
That or you really hate reptiles
FFS I'm not sure whether a tortoise is a reptile now
The giant Galapagos Tortoise was not recognised and officially documented until the end of the 18 hundreds due to the long ship journey. Proof was required you see, this meant a specimen had to be provided for expert examination.
The Galapagos tortoise had a disadvantage which delayed it's entry into this scientific ledger being;
It was so delicious tasting that the crews from every expedition could not resist them and fucking eat the lot.
They finally manged landing one for examination sometime in 1895.
And that's true that is!!!
I think it's more likely that I was talking to someone about their tortoise late last night, but thanks for the input
You are welcome.
Forgive my nonsense, I am so bored you see, due to a health issue, that I crave entertainment, good or bad.
Some may be pleased that the Penicillin has done its job and I am days away from a full recovery so will be gone from these parts shortly.
PS
I don't believe your friend has a tortoise and you simply don't want to pay up - proof that you are indeed a tight swinger!
PPS
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"Like to see a dream interpreter unravel that one Op! " It was very peculiar, but I genuinely think it must just have had something to do with talking about the tortoise about 2 hours before bed | |||
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"So last night I dreamt that I was looking after someone's tortoise and it's shell came off and the poor thing was very, well slug like, under its shell and I was trying to make it comfortable but water kept coming out of its little body and the more water came out, it was steadily shrivelling up. I was walking round a fairground (NO idea why!) with it desperately trying to find "the man" who could "re-shell" the tortoise and I was crying because I couldn't find him!!
I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!!
So ... What's the most ridiculous thing that you have dreamt recently that you can remember in detail?
Classic insecurity dream;
Beauty is only skin deep. ''Removal of the shell''
Personality is what counts. ''The evaporating slug like body''
Comforting this dying creature as you cried. ''You felt responsible and were actually looking for reassurance''
that's £50.00 minus your swingers discount of £15.00 = £35.00 please.
That or you really hate reptiles
FFS I'm not sure whether a tortoise is a reptile now
The giant Galapagos Tortoise was not recognised and officially documented until the end of the 18 hundreds due to the long ship journey. Proof was required you see, this meant a specimen had to be provided for expert examination.
The Galapagos tortoise had a disadvantage which delayed it's entry into this scientific ledger being;
It was so delicious tasting that the crews from every expedition could not resist them and fucking eat the lot.
They finally manged landing one for examination sometime in 1895.
And that's true that is!!!
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"So last night I dreamt that I was looking after someone's tortoise and it's shell came off and the poor thing was very, well slug like, under its shell and I was trying to make it comfortable but water kept coming out of its little body and the more water came out, it was steadily shrivelling up. I was walking round a fairground (NO idea why!) with it desperately trying to find "the man" who could "re-shell" the tortoise and I was crying because I couldn't find him!!
I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!!
So ... What's the most ridiculous thing that you have dreamt recently that you can remember in detail?
Classic insecurity dream;
Beauty is only skin deep. ''Removal of the shell''
Personality is what counts. ''The evaporating slug like body''
Comforting this dying creature as you cried. ''You felt responsible and were actually looking for reassurance''
that's £50.00 minus your swingers discount of £15.00 = £35.00 please.
That or you really hate reptiles
FFS I'm not sure whether a tortoise is a reptile now
The giant Galapagos Tortoise was not recognised and officially documented until the end of the 18 hundreds due to the long ship journey. Proof was required you see, this meant a specimen had to be provided for expert examination.
The Galapagos tortoise had a disadvantage which delayed it's entry into this scientific ledger being;
It was so delicious tasting that the crews from every expedition could not resist them and fucking eat the lot.
They finally manged landing one for examination sometime in 1895.
And that's true that is!!!
They’re amphibians "Ok ok smarty knickers, you're tight too. Jesus you ladies and your insecurities | |||
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"In one weird dream i was riding along the street on one of those old fashioned wooden bicycles that don't have any pedals that was actually in the shape of a goose. I remember all the bystanders looking on in admiration at how effortlessly i glided along. The mind is a wonderful and magical place. "That is brilliant | |||
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"So last night I dreamt that I was looking after someone's tortoise and it's shell came off and the poor thing was very, well slug like, under its shell and I was trying to make it comfortable but water kept coming out of its little body and the more water came out, it was steadily shrivelling up. I was walking round a fairground (NO idea why!) with it desperately trying to find "the man" who could "re-shell" the tortoise and I was crying because I couldn't find him!!
I bet no dream book could explain the meaning behind that!!!
So ... What's the most ridiculous thing that you have dreamt recently that you can remember in detail?
Classic insecurity dream;
Beauty is only skin deep. ''Removal of the shell''
Personality is what counts. ''The evaporating slug like body''
Comforting this dying creature as you cried. ''You felt responsible and were actually looking for reassurance''
that's £50.00 minus your swingers discount of £15.00 = £35.00 please.
That or you really hate reptiles
FFS I'm not sure whether a tortoise is a reptile now
The giant Galapagos Tortoise was not recognised and officially documented until the end of the 18 hundreds due to the long ship journey. Proof was required you see, this meant a specimen had to be provided for expert examination.
The Galapagos tortoise had a disadvantage which delayed it's entry into this scientific ledger being;
It was so delicious tasting that the crews from every expedition could not resist them and fucking eat the lot.
They finally manged landing one for examination sometime in 1895.
And that's true that is!!!
They’re amphibians
Ok ok smarty knickers, you're tight too.
Jesus you ladies and your insecurities
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"All I can remember about last night's dream is that I couldn't talk, only sing. I was phoning people and singing down the phone. " Did you watch xfactor last night? | |||
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"All I can remember about last night's dream is that I couldn't talk, only sing. I was phoning people and singing down the phone. Did you watch xfactor last night? " No I can't stand it, the singing in dreams is a recurring one forme though. That and embryos | |||
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"All I can remember about last night's dream is that I couldn't talk, only sing. I was phoning people and singing down the phone. Did you watch xfactor last night? No I can't stand it, the singing in dreams is a recurring one forme though. That and embryos "I’m sure that just means you’re a bit odd. | |||
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