FabSwingers.com forum: I’m going to write a book

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want us to write the book for you? What topic are you writing on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want us to write the book for you? What topic are you writing on?"

Don’t know. Need a topic and genre too, thanks for reminding me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ll split the profits. I can feel it’s going to be a money maker

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I always fancied writing my post divorce/pre relationship memoirs... The Secret Life of a Single Swinger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always fancied writing my post divorce/pre relationship memoirs... The Secret Life of a Single Swinger!"

Ooooooh I’d read that!

I’m in the midst of actually planning a children’s book. But in faith to this thread, I want fresh, brand new, exciting amazing ideas

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By *idingawayCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I feel that sex should be a focus in your book, or how you don’t need it in relationships to work. Maybe star crossed lovers. Or lovers of others?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel that sex should be a focus in your book, or how you don’t need it in relationships to work. Maybe star crossed lovers. Or lovers of others?"

Oooooooh. Who are the star crossed lovers? Gender? Names? Age? Where are they from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep thinking a book called

The day in the life of a vagina would be a best seller

Moving on to a week in the life .tge month in the life .and so on

Can just see it on the shelves in w h smith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It occurred to me one day that the names of the last 3 women I had sex with began with J....K....and then L.

So how about a character who notices this.....then goes on to try and complete the whole alphabet!

There's 26 chapters for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want us to write the book for you? What topic are you writing on?

Don’t know. Need a topic and genre too, thanks for reminding me"

Your title is ‘because I’ve a vagina’

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Sci fi space erotica

I can ghost write for

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I think it should be a pop up book!

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

The secret Breakdown of an online time waster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.

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you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’m a prolific writer. I can’t write without inspiration but once that strikes I find that just writing absolute nonsense about the world that’s just becoming visible in your imagination helps the book write itself. Soon the characters and the world around them get on with it and you just have to write it all down.

Some ideas are bobbins though - if you can work with ‘love blossoms during community service as a theme’ then that idea you can have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.

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you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy

I have extremely little experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel that sex should be a focus in your book, or how you don’t need it in relationships to work. Maybe star crossed lovers. Or lovers of others?

Oooooooh. Who are the star crossed lovers? Gender? Names? Age? Where are they from?

Haha... I am actually writing this book! I’ve writing it for the last 2 years But just like many of my projects time gets in the way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel that sex should be a focus in your book, or how you don’t need it in relationships to work. Maybe star crossed lovers. Or lovers of others?

Oooooooh. Who are the star crossed lovers? Gender? Names? Age? Where are they from?

Haha... I am actually writing this book! I’ve writing it for the last 2 years But just like many of my projects time gets in the way... "

*been writing it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A pen and some paper.......... and a rubber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pen and some paper.......... and a rubber"

I’ll get some from WHSmith, good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picture books are easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pen and some paper.......... and a rubber"

Lots of rubber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Picture books are easier."

Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picture books are easier.

Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!

I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Picture books are easier.

Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!

I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours

That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picture books are easier.

Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!

I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours

That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down

I’ve some great ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Picture books are easier.

Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!

I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours

That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down

I’ve some great ideas

Spit them out then!!! We need a best seller

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If you're going to W.H.Smith....... get a reporter notepad and sit in a coffee shop ...... with one coffee all day. Pay for your coffee in copper.....

This is your back story for when you are interviewed as a famous writer.....

Don't forget to look doubly fucking freezing and say that you used to go to keep warm and see human beings......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.

Suggestions?

you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy

I have extremely little experience

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One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're going to W.H.Smith....... get a reporter notepad and sit in a coffee shop ...... with one coffee all day. Pay for your coffee in copper.....

This is your back story for when you are interviewed as a famous writer.....

Don't forget to look doubly fucking freezing and say that you used to go to keep warm and see human beings...... "

You, are a genius!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.

Suggestions?

you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy

I have extremely little experience

One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top

But where is the top? How will I know when I get there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.

Suggestions?

you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy

I have extremely little experience

One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top

But where is the top? How will I know when I get there?"
you stop dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.

Suggestions?

you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy

I have extremely little experience

One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top

But where is the top? How will I know when I get there?

you stop dead "

Then how can I write a book?!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Second thoughts..... No spiral W.H.Smith stuff .......... too expensive.

Write on something from poundland and old coffee napkins n beer mats......

You have to look proper poor....... PROPER....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.

Suggestions?

you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy

I have extremely little experience

One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top

But where is the top? How will I know when I get there?

you stop dead

Then how can I write a book?! "
ghost writer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.

Suggestions?

you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy

I have extremely little experience

One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top

But where is the top? How will I know when I get there?

you stop dead

Then how can I write a book?!

ghost writer "

Literal ghost

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fknell ! It came to me ....... Double fknelllllll ......... Here goes.....

Ready ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.

Suggestions?

you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy

I have extremely little experience

One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top

But where is the top? How will I know when I get there?

you stop dead

Then how can I write a book?!

ghost writer

Literal ghost"
literary ghost

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fknell ! It came to me ....... Double fknelllllll ......... Here goes.....

Ready ???"

Yes let’s hear it!!! Any ideas are good ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.

Suggestions?

you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy

I have extremely little experience

One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top

But where is the top? How will I know when I get there?

you stop dead

Then how can I write a book?!

ghost writer

Literal ghost

literary ghost"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picture books are easier.

Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!

I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours

That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down

I’ve some great ideas

Spit them out then!!! We need a best seller "

We? Excuse me?

You are having the time of your life on ‘ I’m a dick’ thread and here we are WE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Picture books are easier.

Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!

I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours

That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down

I’ve some great ideas

Spit them out then!!! We need a best seller

We? Excuse me?

You are having the time of your life on ‘ I’m a dick’ thread and here we are WE

Having the time of my life? Oh bless you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picture books are easier.

Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!

I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours

That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down

I’ve some great ideas

Spit them out then!!! We need a best seller

We? Excuse me?

You are having the time of your life on ‘ I’m a dick’ thread and here we are WE

Having the time of my life? Oh bless you "

Anyway here is the idea.. write a book about a sexy brown boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Picture books are easier.

Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!

I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours

That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down

I’ve some great ideas

Spit them out then!!! We need a best seller

We? Excuse me?

You are having the time of your life on ‘ I’m a dick’ thread and here we are WE

Having the time of my life? Oh bless you

Anyway here is the idea.. write a book about a sexy brown boy

Any background to the book? A name, age, location, time period, theme, genre etc?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

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I might keep this idea for myself.........

As any good writer knows you have to write about what you know .......

So .......

It's called........... IT CAME TO ME or he came to me or he comes or they come or she comes but you get the idea.......

AND.....

It's about Ghost Swingers.

You wake up feeling fucked and the signs are on the sheets but you know you've been alone...... you shower, you go to work,...... it takes over your day .....

Weeks pass....... you wake to other signs of sex having happened. Ghost jizz, nibble marks etc....... you start to recall dreams ..... like flashbacks.

You'll have to fill in the rest yourself but I see it as you've been slipping to another dimension and attending swing parties..... It becomes less scary to you ..... You always feel good after the sex......

(up to you how you die..... but die you do to get there )

There'll be some link with the living so that you become a 'visitor' and others join you.......

BUT............. it's to be modern, sensusal, slightly spooky but not stupidly scary. Spook sex - No one is harmed in the making of the sex spirits........

Ghosts are drawn to them because of their swinging 'aura/lifestyle' ...... sort of dream sex.

Anyway ...... No zombies or living dead thanks......

get writing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I might keep this idea for myself.........

As any good writer knows you have to write about what you know .......

So .......

It's called........... IT CAME TO ME or he came to me or he comes or they come or she comes but you get the idea.......

AND.....

It's about Ghost Swingers.

You wake up feeling fucked and the signs are on the sheets but you know you've been alone...... you shower, you go to work,...... it takes over your day .....

Weeks pass....... you wake to other signs of sex having happened. Ghost jizz, nibble marks etc....... you start to recall dreams ..... like flashbacks.

(up to you how you die..... but die you do to get there )

There'll be some link with the living so that you become a 'visitor' and others join you.......

BUT............. it's to be modern, sensusal, slightly spooky but not stupidly scary. Spook sex - No one is harmed in the making of the sex spirits........

Ghosts are drawn to them because of their swinging 'aura/lifestyle' ...... sort of dream sex.

Anyway ...... No zombies or living dead thanks......

get writing."

That’s epic!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

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Get the pen and beer mat first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picture books are easier.

Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!

I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours

That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down

I’ve some great ideas

Spit them out then!!! We need a best seller

We? Excuse me?

You are having the time of your life on ‘ I’m a dick’ thread and here we are WE

Having the time of my life? Oh bless you

Anyway here is the idea.. write a book about a sexy brown boy

Any background to the book? A name, age, location, time period, theme, genre etc?"

Wait until my biography is available on Amazon

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

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My job is done here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My job is done here. "

Thank you for contributing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My job is done here.

Thank you for contributing

Shall we write Granny-Crumpet in the book under contributors or crazy old cat lady?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

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"My job is done here.

Thank you for contributing

Shall we write Granny-Crumpet in the book under contributors or crazy old cat lady? "

And Bananaman should be written in as totally assumptive stereotyping ass hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My job is done here.

Thank you for contributing

Shall we write Granny-Crumpet in the book under contributors or crazy old cat lady?

And Bananaman should be written in as totally assumptive stereotyping ass hat."

Duly Noted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're going to W.H.Smith....... get a reporter notepad and sit in a coffee shop ...... with one coffee all day. Pay for your coffee in copper.....

This is your back story for when you are interviewed as a famous writer.....

Don't forget to look doubly fucking freezing and say that you used to go to keep warm and see human beings...... "

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