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By *tonMess OP   Couple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Here I am, laid naked on the top of the bed, knees up, waiting patiently for the Skinny Tan to dry before I can pull the duvet over myself. I'm obsessed with the stuff, it's bloody marvellous!

So, come on... What's your favourite fake tan? Any tanning disasters you want to share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m too afraid to fake tan. Used to when I was about 14, but I love how pale I am. Scared I’ll go orange!!!

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

I like bellamianta at the moment.

Years ago came home from the pub a little worse for wear and had the great idea to tan up, the next day dying of a hangover got out of the shower and my ex busts himself it was so bad streaky and patchy and there was literally a hand print on my tummy

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I don’t need it the sun just has to look at me and I tan lol

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By *tonMess OP   Couple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"I’m too afraid to fake tan. Used to when I was about 14, but I love how pale I am. Scared I’ll go orange!!!"

See I'm very pale too but my legs are almost blue they are so white!

Seriously try Skinny Tan... No orange, no streaks, smells lovely, lasts a good week or so.

I remember using a Rimmel one when I was about 15, it was orange and to make matters worse it rained and orange ran into my white school socks. My mum done her nut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m too afraid to fake tan. Used to when I was about 14, but I love how pale I am. Scared I’ll go orange!!!

See I'm very pale too but my legs are almost blue they are so white!

Seriously try Skinny Tan... No orange, no streaks, smells lovely, lasts a good week or so.

I remember using a Rimmel one when I was about 15, it was orange and to make matters worse it rained and orange ran into my white school socks. My mum done her nut! "

Oh I’ll give it a bash!

I remember my friend being obsessed with fake tan and every Friday night I would fake tan the back of her body lol.

The in-laws had an anniversary party when I was 15 and I got a spray tan done, my friend told me it was so pale and she put fake tan on me. I remember four hours before the party realising how orange I was and having to scrub in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never used it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive never used fake tan. I see the perfomances my friends put themselves through. I work hard to stay this white and pasty

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By *tonMess OP   Couple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I just feel better with a bit of colour... Not full on David Dickensian mahogany.. just a natural sunkissed glow.

Besides fat tanned legs look better than fat bluish white legs

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