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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

...animal you could cling film to a lamp post single handedly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a weird question

But probably a horse

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Bit of a weird question

But probably a horse

That's pretty big, and quite awkward I imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alive or dead?

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Alive or dead?"

D*unk

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Stag

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Alive or dead?

D*unk"

You are or the animal?

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Alive or dead?

D*unk

You are or the animal? "

The animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stag"

I’d let you tie me to a lamppost

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By *mber DextrousWoman
over a year ago

Devon

By single handed do you mean on my own or only using one hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...animal you could cling film to a lamp post single handedly? "
I think a sloth

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I couldn’t, it would be cruel

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"By single handed do you mean on my own or only using one hand?"

On your own, although you may have to hold the animal with one hand as it might not be too enthusiastic about being cling filmed to a lamppost.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A blue whale assuming it got washed up right next to a lamppost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody good question. A medium sized dog I reckon. They’re quite heavy.

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Most definitely an African unladen Swallow. (Not to be confused with a European laden Swallow)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rabit

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Alive or dead?

D*unk

You are or the animal?

The animal

I guess as I'm not very strong and an animal would be unpredictable at the best of times let alone under the influence it would have to be a man!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Hedgehog..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog is struggling. Will report back tomorrow.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Something not bitey. Which kinda rules everything out.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Something not bitey. Which kinda rules everything out. "

Gaffer tape helps..

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

"...animal you could cling film to a lamp post single handedly? "

I reckon you'd fight back but I could manage it...

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I think something lamppost shaped - an anaconda..?

But the council are very strict round here - the conservation people would rule it out unless it was an Arts and Crafts patterned anaconda....

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Something not bitey. Which kinda rules everything out. "

Earthworm?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Something not bitey. Which kinda rules everything out.

Gaffer tape helps..

Haha black and nasty.

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By *mber DextrousWoman
over a year ago

Devon

"By single handed do you mean on my own or only using one hand?

On your own, although you may have to hold the animal with one hand as it might not be too enthusiastic about being cling filmed to a lamppost."

I don't know, if I could use a couple of the restraints in my toy box to keep it in place before moving on to clingfilm...

I might be over thinking this!

An emperor penguin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...animal you could cling film to a lamp post single handedly? "
elephant

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"...animal you could cling film to a lamp post single handedly? "

What a cruel thread. You need therapy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a ferret... I think others are a little out of their depth

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"...animal you could cling film to a lamp post single handedly?

What a cruel thread. You need therapy. "

This a hypothetical exercise. Please do not attempt to cling film any animals to lamp posts. Thank you.

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"...animal you could cling film to a lamp post single handedly?

What a cruel thread. You need therapy.

This a hypothetical exercise. Please do not attempt to cling film any animals to lamp posts. Thank you. "

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A koala would cling on while you wrapped, so Im going with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cling film...animals...lamppost...gaffer tape....is this like one of those word association games or have I entered an alternate universe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A llama probably. That long thin neck would be a good starting point.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm thinking cows are pretty docile, they'd probably just stand there and let you clingfilm them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blue whale assuming it got washed up right next to a lamppost. "

That's just silly!

You could take this lamppost in a big boat and set about this blue whale, otherwise it would die of shock

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A sheep. There stupid. You would need to cling film them to it as if they fell off and rolled over they wouldnt be able to get back up

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What a wonderful thread to give a physcological evaluation of people

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im bumping this thread so i can read it again tomorrow. Funniest thread ive read on here for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Giraffe, easy peasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking cows are pretty docile, they'd probably just stand there and let you clingfilm them. "
that was my thinking on an elegant....... The trunk cmon and they don't get bigger than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking cows are pretty docile, they'd probably just stand there and let you clingfilm them. that was my thinking on an elegant....... The trunk cmon and they don't get bigger than that "
elephant

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By *mber DextrousWoman
over a year ago

Devon

"A Giraffe, easy peasy.

I thought giraffe, the neck would be easy but they're a bit skittish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Giraffe, easy peasy.

I thought giraffe, the neck would be easy but they're a bit skittish. "
and they never sleep very difficult to catch them off guard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Giraffe, easy peasy.

I thought giraffe, the neck would be easy but they're a bit skittish. "

Sneak up and tie it’s shoe laces together first.

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