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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Let's have yours, whether it's an actual theory you have or totally made up the funniest wins a curly wurly

I think the owners behind slimming world own Greg's as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Westlife had 28 number ones, but I don’t know anyone who bought any of there records or who could name any of there songs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My conspiracy theory; the person I think is a catfish isn’t, and I’m just a bad person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Westlife had 28 number ones, but I don’t know anyone who bought any of there records or who could name any of there songs. "

Flying without wings

Queen of my heart

What makes a man

. You do now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Westlife had 28 number ones, but I don’t know anyone who bought any of there records or who could name any of there songs.

Flying without wings

Queen of my heart

What makes a man

. You do now "

Yeah, but did you buy any of them ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"My conspiracy theory; the person I think is a catfish isn’t, and I’m just a bad person "
think theres a lot of bad people about at the moment then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Westlife had 28 number ones, but I don’t know anyone who bought any of there records or who could name any of there songs.

Flying without wings

Queen of my heart

What makes a man

. You do now

Yeah, but did you buy any of them ? "

Embarrassingly I have the best of West life CD somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Westlife had 28 number ones, but I don’t know anyone who bought any of there records or who could name any of there songs.

Flying without wings

Queen of my heart

What makes a man

. You do now

Yeah, but did you buy any of them ?

Embarrassingly I have the best of West life CD somewhere "

You know this is a public forum don’t you ?!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Westlife had 28 number ones, but I don’t know anyone who bought any of there records or who could name any of there songs.

Flying without wings

Queen of my heart

What makes a man

. You do now

Yeah, but did you buy any of them ?

Embarrassingly I have the best of West life CD somewhere

You know this is a public forum don’t you ?! "

ive got (or had) westlife cds. And boyzone and sclub 7 and steps. I feel.cleansed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Westlife had 28 number ones, but I don’t know anyone who bought any of there records or who could name any of there songs.

Flying without wings

Queen of my heart

What makes a man

. You do now

Yeah, but did you buy any of them ?

Embarrassingly I have the best of West life CD somewhere

You know this is a public forum don’t you ?! ive got (or had) westlife cds. And boyzone and sclub 7 and steps. I feel.cleansed now"

Is this turning into a guilty pleasures thread ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Westlife had 28 number ones, but I don’t know anyone who bought any of there records or who could name any of there songs.

Flying without wings

Queen of my heart

What makes a man

. You do now

Yeah, but did you buy any of them ?

Embarrassingly I have the best of West life CD somewhere

You know this is a public forum don’t you ?! ive got (or had) westlife cds. And boyzone and sclub 7 and steps. I feel.cleansed now

Is this turning into a guilty pleasures thread ?"

i feel cleansed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Westlife had 28 number ones, but I don’t know anyone who bought any of there records or who could name any of there songs.

Flying without wings

Queen of my heart

What makes a man

. You do now

Yeah, but did you buy any of them ?

Embarrassingly I have the best of West life CD somewhere

You know this is a public forum don’t you ?! ive got (or had) westlife cds. And boyzone and sclub 7 and steps. I feel.cleansed now

Is this turning into a guilty pleasures thread ?i feel cleansed"

If it is I feel the need to confess that the first ever record (yeah record I’m old!) I bought was save your love Renee and Renato . I’ll get my own coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Westlife had 28 number ones, but I don’t know anyone who bought any of there records or who could name any of there songs.

Flying without wings

Queen of my heart

What makes a man

. You do now

Yeah, but did you buy any of them ?

Embarrassingly I have the best of West life CD somewhere

You know this is a public forum don’t you ?! ive got (or had) westlife cds. And boyzone and sclub 7 and steps. I feel.cleansed now

Is this turning into a guilty pleasures thread ?i feel cleansed

If it is I feel the need to confess that the first ever record (yeah record I’m old!) I bought was save your love Renee and Renato . I’ll get my own coat "

Mine was the Smurf song! true story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that all white goods have a micro chip in them which is set to make them malfunction and die horribly about nineteen days after the warranty expires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think that all white goods have a micro chip in them which is set to make them malfunction and die horribly about nineteen days after the warranty expires. "

Definitely this. And mobile phone batteries.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"I think that all white goods have a micro chip in them which is set to make them malfunction and die horribly about nineteen days after the warranty expires. "

Yep, got a freezer that I've had for 20 years and an American fridge freezer that died after 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit will happen.

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Game shows that say "We asked 100 people"

I've been watching these various game shows for 49yrs now and calculated they have asked 63 million people in Country of 62 million and I have yet to be asked. Hmmmm. I think Porkie pies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glenn Miller defected

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Westlife had 28 number ones, but I don’t know anyone who bought any of there records or who could name any of there songs.

Flying without wings

Queen of my heart

What makes a man

. You do now

Yeah, but did you buy any of them ? "

I have all their albums

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

67.3% of the women on fab are actually blokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

87 per cent of satistics are made up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

87 per cent of satistics are made up!

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Elvis Presley is alive and shops in tesco lol.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Elvis Presley is alive and shops in tesco lol."

Nah he works down the chip shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sue was sleeping with both Sooty and Sweep, and you don't want to know what she got up to with Mr Corbett!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Matrix is actually real.

Keanu Reeves isn't in it - but we are actually all batteries for machines and this world isn't real.

How could it be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elvis Presley is alive and shops in tesco lol."
No. He uses Waitrose now. Saw him there last week. Says his hip replacement is working wonderfully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The earth is in a cube shape.

All you round and flat earthers are deluded

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

Britain is a third world country!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sue was sleeping with both Sooty and Sweep, and you don't want to know what she got up to with Mr Corbett! "
Well, knowing where he had his hand I think we can all guess

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Game shows that say "We asked 100 people"

I've been watching these various game shows for 49yrs now and calculated they have asked 63 million people in Country of 62 million and I have yet to be asked. Hmmmm. I think Porkie pies. "

But they only asked 100

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

This is heaven and you really don't want to know about hell.

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

That everyone on Fab reads profiles and can meet someone at the drop a hat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No-one has ever won the lottery.

The happy people with huge cheque are actors. But people pay £1/£2 whatever it is these days to fund something else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sue was sleeping with both Sooty and Sweep, and you don't want to know what she got up to with Mr Corbett! Well, knowing where he had his hand I think we can all guess "

Ahh, but which one liked it Doggie style

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

That government building in Cheltenham is monitoring every view, message and thread post on this site, and if I were lax enough to use the acronym they are known by, an alarm would sound and I'd be placed on a special watch list.

Tell me it isn't so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I aired my conspiracy theory about Fab, a woman and a van I was disappeared for 46 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the single men on fab are single

Also, the ladies on here who insist on the forums that they never meet married men are telling the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken Likin was correct , the sky is falling down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on our received messages 83% of the single guys on here are virgins and will remain the same and single forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's have yours, whether it's an actual theory you have or totally made up the funniest wins a curly wurly

I think the owners behind slimming world own Greg's as well"

The earth is flat

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I think that all white goods have a micro chip in them which is set to make them malfunction and die horribly about nineteen days after the warranty expires. "

I suspect this to be true.

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands


"Sue was sleeping with both Sooty and Sweep, and you don't want to know what she got up to with Mr Corbett! Well, knowing where he had his hand I think we can all guess

Ahh, but which one liked it Doggie style "

Butch

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Jesus wasn’t a real person, he was invented by the Jews to stop the Romans building crucifixes

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Trans gendered and transvestites are plotting to take over the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Westlife had 28 number ones, but I don’t know anyone who bought any of there records or who could name any of there songs.

Flying without wings

Queen of my heart

What makes a man

. You do now

Yeah, but did you buy any of them ?

Embarrassingly I have the best of West life CD somewhere

You know this is a public forum don’t you ?! ive got (or had) westlife cds. And boyzone and sclub 7 and steps. I feel.cleansed now"

I think someone deserves a walk of shame game of thrones cersie style.

shame, shame, shame..

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