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What is something daft that you’ve told children? | |||
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"When my little sister was really wee (about four or five) we used to have the same DPD driver whenever we got a delivery. For some reason my parents used to order a lot of things online, and we always got a text saying ‘your delivery will come between .... today your driver is Alan’ They got deliveries so often that both of them got on to a first name basis with Alan. If it was raining my dad would invite him in for a cup of tea, they’d wish each other happy birthday etc. My little sister always wondered how we knew Alan’s name. So I told her Alan was her real dad. She’s now eleven and whenever we see Alan (he does deliveries in the next town over now) she shouts ‘look! It’s my real dad!’ And yes - he has heard this. Many times
What is something daft that you’ve told children?"Does she still believe that he is her real Dad? | |||
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"When my little sister was really wee (about four or five) we used to have the same DPD driver whenever we got a delivery. For some reason my parents used to order a lot of things online, and we always got a text saying ‘your delivery will come between .... today your driver is Alan’ They got deliveries so often that both of them got on to a first name basis with Alan. If it was raining my dad would invite him in for a cup of tea, they’d wish each other happy birthday etc. My little sister always wondered how we knew Alan’s name. So I told her Alan was her real dad. She’s now eleven and whenever we see Alan (he does deliveries in the next town over now) she shouts ‘look! It’s my real dad!’ And yes - he has heard this. Many times
What is something daft that you’ve told children?
Does she still believe that he is her real Dad?"No
She never did. For a while she thought Robbie Williams was her real dad though | |||
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"That I’m going to call the Kiddy catcher from Chitty, Chitty Bang Bang if they don’t behave. Did the trick. Lol" That’s a good one! My mum used to say she’d phone ‘the man’. Never knew who the man was, what he looked like or where he lived, but we were all scared of the man  | |||
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"When my little sister was really wee (about four or five) we used to have the same DPD driver whenever we got a delivery. For some reason my parents used to order a lot of things online, and we always got a text saying ‘your delivery will come between .... today your driver is Alan’ They got deliveries so often that both of them got on to a first name basis with Alan. If it was raining my dad would invite him in for a cup of tea, they’d wish each other happy birthday etc. My little sister always wondered how we knew Alan’s name. So I told her Alan was her real dad. She’s now eleven and whenever we see Alan (he does deliveries in the next town over now) she shouts ‘look! It’s my real dad!’ And yes - he has heard this. Many times
What is something daft that you’ve told children?
Does she still believe that he is her real Dad?
No
She never did. For a while she thought Robbie Williams was her real dad though " | |||
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"It’s an old and common tale this one but the kids still remember it. The ice cream van only plays his music when he’s run out of ice cream. Ed" Ah, heard that before  | |||
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"I put enough doubt in my Brothers mind to convince him he was adopted. Feels bad man. "
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I think that’s a common one. One of my sisters is the double of my dad, and she’s by far the most gorgeous girl in our family (she’s utterly gorgeous) yet we used to always tell her we found her in a skip. I used to tell my sister (the one who thought Alan was her dad) that I thought my mum brought home the wrong baby from the hospital because I thought she looked Chinese | |||
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"When my little sister was really wee (about four or five) we used to have the same DPD driver whenever we got a delivery. For some reason my parents used to order a lot of things online, and we always got a text saying ‘your delivery will come between .... today your driver is Alan’ They got deliveries so often that both of them got on to a first name basis with Alan. If it was raining my dad would invite him in for a cup of tea, they’d wish each other happy birthday etc. My little sister always wondered how we knew Alan’s name. So I told her Alan was her real dad. She’s now eleven and whenever we see Alan (he does deliveries in the next town over now) she shouts ‘look! It’s my real dad!’ And yes - he has heard this. Many times
What is something daft that you’ve told children?
Does she still believe that he is her real Dad?
No
She never did. For a while she thought Robbie Williams was her real dad though "I wish Alan was my real dad. | |||
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"When my little sister was really wee (about four or five) we used to have the same DPD driver whenever we got a delivery. For some reason my parents used to order a lot of things online, and we always got a text saying ‘your delivery will come between .... today your driver is Alan’ They got deliveries so often that both of them got on to a first name basis with Alan. If it was raining my dad would invite him in for a cup of tea, they’d wish each other happy birthday etc. My little sister always wondered how we knew Alan’s name. So I told her Alan was her real dad. She’s now eleven and whenever we see Alan (he does deliveries in the next town over now) she shouts ‘look! It’s my real dad!’ And yes - he has heard this. Many times
What is something daft that you’ve told children?
Does she still believe that he is her real Dad?
No
She never did. For a while she thought Robbie Williams was her real dad though
I wish Alan was my real dad."He was a nice enough guy. Always made sure we were home before bringing our deliveries, went above and beyond his job role bless him | |||
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"I put enough doubt in my Brothers mind to convince him he was adopted. Feels bad man.
How?!
I think that’s a common one. One of my sisters is the double of my dad, and she’s by far the most gorgeous girl in our family (she’s utterly gorgeous) yet we used to always tell her we found her in a skip. I used to tell my sister (the one who thought Alan was her dad) that I thought my mum brought home the wrong baby from the hospital because I thought she looked Chinese "Convinced him his voice was different his hair was a colour not seen in the family and a few other things. We regularly went into battle with each other. He used his fists and I took him out with my mind. | |||
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"I put enough doubt in my Brothers mind to convince him he was adopted. Feels bad man.
How?!
I think that’s a common one. One of my sisters is the double of my dad, and she’s by far the most gorgeous girl in our family (she’s utterly gorgeous) yet we used to always tell her we found her in a skip. I used to tell my sister (the one who thought Alan was her dad) that I thought my mum brought home the wrong baby from the hospital because I thought she looked Chinese
Convinced him his voice was different his hair was a colour not seen in the family and a few other things.
We regularly went into battle with each other. He used his fists and I took him out with my mind.
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"Hubby told our son that he used to be a pirate but he had to give it up when he met me and we settled down together. All my jewellery was explained as part of his treasure hoard, we had an ornamental canon in the garden which was from his ship, we had a replica pistol on the wall! We told him he wasn’t to tell anyone else as the government were still trying to find all the remaining pirates to punish them. A few years ago hubby went to our sons school for a parents evening to be greeted with a cheery ahoy from his teacher who said he had looked forward to meeting him. The class had been doing a project about pirates and our son couldn’t help himself and told the whole class our secret but swore them to secrecy. "Oh that is such a sweet story!! Made me giggle! But god forbid it was real and your son told everyone | |||
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"That I’m going to call the Kiddy catcher from Chitty, Chitty Bang Bang if they don’t behave. Did the trick. Lol That’s a good one! My mum used to say she’d phone ‘the man’. Never knew who the man was, what he looked like or where he lived, but we were all scared of the man "I suppose you’re gonna find out sooner or later. “I’m the man” | |||
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"That I’m going to call the Kiddy catcher from Chitty, Chitty Bang Bang if they don’t behave. Did the trick. Lol That’s a good one! My mum used to say she’d phone ‘the man’. Never knew who the man was, what he looked like or where he lived, but we were all scared of the man
I suppose you’re gonna find out sooner or later.
“I’m the man” "Would have taken you a while to come tell us off! I could have gotten away with so much more if I knew they! | |||
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"That I’m going to call the Kiddy catcher from Chitty, Chitty Bang Bang if they don’t behave. Did the trick. Lol That’s a good one! My mum used to say she’d phone ‘the man’. Never knew who the man was, what he looked like or where he lived, but we were all scared of the man
I suppose you’re gonna find out sooner or later.
“I’m the man”
Would have taken you a while to come tell us off! I could have gotten away with so much more if I knew they! "It’s never to late if you’re still misbehaving.  | |||
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"That I’m going to call the Kiddy catcher from Chitty, Chitty Bang Bang if they don’t behave. Did the trick. Lol That’s a good one! My mum used to say she’d phone ‘the man’. Never knew who the man was, what he looked like or where he lived, but we were all scared of the man
I suppose you’re gonna find out sooner or later.
“I’m the man”
Would have taken you a while to come tell us off! I could have gotten away with so much more if I knew they!
It’s never to late if you’re still misbehaving. "I’m a good girl | |||
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"That I’m going to call the Kiddy catcher from Chitty, Chitty Bang Bang if they don’t behave. Did the trick. Lol That’s a good one! My mum used to say she’d phone ‘the man’. Never knew who the man was, what he looked like or where he lived, but we were all scared of the man
I suppose you’re gonna find out sooner or later.
“I’m the man”
Would have taken you a while to come tell us off! I could have gotten away with so much more if I knew they!
It’s never to late if you’re still misbehaving.
I’m a good girl "Mmm, I thought so. | |||
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"Definitely the ice cream van one hahahaha Told my eldest 2 that when me & their dad got married it was a shotgun wedding & my 10yo believed it to be true lmao & that his dad held a shotgun to my back lol " | |||
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"Definitely the ice cream van one hahahaha Told my eldest 2 that when me & their dad got married it was a shotgun wedding & my 10yo believed it to be true lmao & that his dad held a shotgun to my back lol "He still goes on about it to this day despite telling him it was a joke & it’s a joke he’s been dragging out for nearly 7 years lol | |||
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"It’s an old and common tale this one but the kids still remember it. The ice cream van only plays his music when he’s run out of ice cream. Ed" A friend did this, and the driver heard about it and now makes a point of stopping outside their house | |||
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"No packages when I was younger, no mobile phones, no landline phone, no credit card. Most of our stories revolved around men with knives and escaped mental patients." My kids can’t believe it when I told them we used to have dial up broadband, used to have 5 channels on tv etc lol | |||
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