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"note to self ...never get in a lift with _rincess peach" For you I'll even cupcake it | |||
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"I’d be too busy screaming and hyperventilating to get frisky. Can I be stuck in a nice comfortable hotel room instead? " Who said you'd be stuck in the lift with frisky? Does she know? | |||
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"Just seen an ad on tv for McDonalds with two young women stuck in a lift. Got me thinking who would you like to be stuck in a lift with ? & has anyone played in a lift ? I used to do some heavy petting with a girl friend in a lift in a multi story car park many years ago before cctv cameras were everywhere. " ‘Heavy petting’ that’s a phrase I’ve not come across since the 80s. You do know which decade we are in don’t you? | |||
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"I’d be too busy screaming and hyperventilating to get frisky. Can I be stuck in a nice comfortable hotel room instead? Who said you'd be stuck in the lift with frisky? Does she know?" Freudian slip! I’m sure she’d be horrified! | |||
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"Just seen an ad on tv for McDonalds with two young women stuck in a lift. Got me thinking who would you like to be stuck in a lift with ? & has anyone played in a lift ? I used to do some heavy petting with a girl friend in a lift in a multi story car park many years ago before cctv cameras were everywhere. ‘Heavy petting’ that’s a phrase I’ve not come across since the 80s. You do know which decade we are in don’t you? " Couldn't think of a better phrase to describe snogging & gropeing. | |||
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"I'm stuck in a lift with you And I dunno what I'm going to do Jokers to the left of me Jokers to the right " Here I am Stuck in a lift with you | |||
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"Just seen an ad on tv for McDonalds with two young women stuck in a lift. Got me thinking who would you like to be stuck in a lift with ? & has anyone played in a lift ? I used to do some heavy petting with a girl friend in a lift in a multi story car park many years ago before cctv cameras were everywhere. ‘Heavy petting’ that’s a phrase I’ve not come across since the 80s. You do know which decade we are in don’t you? " It’s something you used to do when you were “courting” wasn’t it? I haven’t heard that since the 80s either! | |||
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"Just seen an ad on tv for McDonalds with two young women stuck in a lift. Got me thinking who would you like to be stuck in a lift with ? & has anyone played in a lift ? I used to do some heavy petting with a girl friend in a lift in a multi story car park many years ago before cctv cameras were everywhere. ‘Heavy petting’ that’s a phrase I’ve not come across since the 80s. You do know which decade we are in don’t you? It’s something you used to do when you were “courting” wasn’t it? I haven’t heard that since the 80s either! " I think it still says no heavy petting on swimming pool rules | |||
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"Just seen an ad on tv for McDonalds with two young women stuck in a lift. Got me thinking who would you like to be stuck in a lift with ? & has anyone played in a lift ? I used to do some heavy petting with a girl friend in a lift in a multi story car park many years ago before cctv cameras were everywhere. ‘Heavy petting’ that’s a phrase I’ve not come across since the 80s. You do know which decade we are in don’t you? It’s something you used to do when you were “courting” wasn’t it? I haven’t heard that since the 80s either! I think it still says no heavy petting on swimming pool rules " It’s a polite way of saying “don’t spunk in the pool” | |||
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"Just seen an ad on tv for McDonalds with two young women stuck in a lift. Got me thinking who would you like to be stuck in a lift with ? & has anyone played in a lift ? I used to do some heavy petting with a girl friend in a lift in a multi story car park many years ago before cctv cameras were everywhere. ‘Heavy petting’ that’s a phrase I’ve not come across since the 80s. You do know which decade we are in don’t you? " Heavy petting! More like sticking your toungue down her throat while grouping her tits and feeling her ass and sliping your hand up her skirt etc etc etc. | |||
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"Just seen an ad on tv for McDonalds with two young women stuck in a lift. Got me thinking who would you like to be stuck in a lift with ? & has anyone played in a lift ? I used to do some heavy petting with a girl friend in a lift in a multi story car park many years ago before cctv cameras were everywhere. ‘Heavy petting’ that’s a phrase I’ve not come across since the 80s. You do know which decade we are in don’t you? It’s something you used to do when you were “courting” wasn’t it? I haven’t heard that since the 80s either! I think it still says no heavy petting on swimming pool rules It’s a polite way of saying “don’t spunk in the pool”" Ewwwwwwww and I always swallow loads when I jump in | |||
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"No but I'd have to let rip in that situation just for the reaction " "The last time i was in a lift at work someone farted and have taken the stairs ever since!" Wasn't peach was it | |||
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" Got me thinking who would you like to be stuck in a lift with ? " A lift engineer. | |||
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"Just seen an ad on tv for McDonalds with two young women stuck in a lift. Got me thinking who would you like to be stuck in a lift with ? & has anyone played in a lift ? I used to do some heavy petting with a girl friend in a lift in a multi story car park many years ago before cctv cameras were everywhere. ‘Heavy petting’ that’s a phrase I’ve not come across since the 80s. You do know which decade we are in don’t you? Heavy petting! More like sticking your toungue down her throat while grouping her tits and feeling her ass and sliping your hand up her skirt etc etc etc. " Couldn't have put it better my self. | |||
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"No but I'd have to let rip in that situation just for the reaction The last time i was in a lift at work someone farted and have taken the stairs ever since! Wasn't peach was it " Not that time Mine are all bark and no bite. They sound like you're gonna chew on it but that's as far as it goes. | |||
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"No but I'd have to let rip in that situation just for the reaction The last time i was in a lift at work someone farted and have taken the stairs ever since! Wasn't peach was it Not that time Mine are all bark and no bite. They sound like you're gonna chew on it but that's as far as it goes. " its the silent but deadlies you gotta watch out for | |||
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"Swear your last sentence could be used in Alan partridge. Maybe even has. " I'd like to be stuck in a lift with Alan Partridge | |||
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" Got me thinking who would you like to be stuck in a lift with ? A lift engineer." Not much they can do while in the lift! It’s not hard to open the doors when a lift is stuck, but it’s thats whole “what if the lift moves when I’m half way through the doors” thing that stops you getting out. | |||
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"Stuck in a loft with Simon cowell....just me and him. No cameras. . " I'm not sure he does tongues | |||
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