FabSwingers.com forum: Don't be so fucking ridiculous.....

By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

My cock is so big, when I go to a club I have to wear a rucksack full of bricks on my back to counterbalance me when I get a boner.

What ridiculous shit can you make up?

Gwaaan.....

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

I can fuck you so hard and for so long that your eyeballs will fall out.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I can suck like a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m shit in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can suck like a Dyson "

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m shit in bed

He said make some shit up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just signed myself into the local convent.

Sister Wild has a rather nice ring to it don't you think.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m shit in bed

He said make some shit up

*Titters.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a belt for one sock.

It keeps falling off my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 93 and still chase women. Problem is I can't remember why I do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everywhere I’ve been I get called Daniel......... it’s the uncanny resemblance to 007 me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just signed myself into the local convent.

Sister Wild has a rather nice ring to it don't you think."
By the look of you I find it difficult to believe you could be a novice ( in both senses of the word!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My weekend job is a supermodel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had sex

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I was interviewed for the job of Fabulous and Bearded's stunt cock.

Didn't get the job, I "arrived" too soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just signed myself into the local convent.

Sister Wild has a rather nice ring to it don't you think.By the look of you I find it difficult to believe you could be a novice ( in both senses of the word!)"

Well that's why I said it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m shit in bed

He said make some shit up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never cum from a BJ and need at least two women prove me wrong that men can cum from them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was interviewed for the job of Fabulous and Bearded's stunt cock.

Didn't get the job, I "arrived" too soon."

hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was interviewed for the job of Fabulous and Bearded's stunt cock.

Didn't get the job, I "arrived" too soon."

Should have asked me for a ‘hand’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had sex "
I know. It was in all the papers.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"I can suck like a Dyson "

I need proof that ridiculous shit

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

when out and about i quite often get mistaken for an extremely attractive woman

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

I’m still having sex at 53, I live at 52 mind.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I was interviewed for the job of Fabulous and Bearded's stunt cock.

Didn't get the job, I "arrived" too soon.

Should have asked me for a ‘hand’

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I recently invested in a rare collection of belly button fluff from 16th century yarn weavers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was interviewed for the job of Fabulous and Bearded's stunt cock.

Didn't get the job, I "arrived" too soon.

Should have asked me for a ‘hand’

Haha

That seems legit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was interviewed for the job of Fabulous and Bearded's stunt cock.

Didn't get the job, I "arrived" too soon.

Should have asked me for a ‘hand’

Haha

That seems legit "

Faf?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I can crack walnuts with my kegals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was interviewed for the job of Fabulous and Bearded's stunt cock.

Didn't get the job, I "arrived" too soon.

Should have asked me for a ‘hand’

Haha

That seems legit

Faf?

I have 1 minute to kill

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm the only bloke on Fab who's never had a vag pic from Rachael.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

I used to be a bricklayer called Bob

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By *issyme555TV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell

My cum socks so old I think it's become sentient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I went down on a lady I was so good her whole family had an orgasm

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"I used to be a bricklayer called Bob"

Bob.....that's a funny name for a girl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was interviewed for the job of Fabulous and Bearded's stunt cock.

Didn't get the job, I "arrived" too soon.

Should have asked me for a ‘hand’

Haha

That seems legit

Faf?

I have 1 minute to kill

What we gunna do for the rest of it?

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I bear an uncanny likeness to Danaeris Targarian......

Fab me.....

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"I used to be a bricklayer called Bob

Bob.....that's a funny name for a girl..."

It’s short for erm Kate

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"I used to be a bricklayer called Bob

Bob.....that's a funny name for a girl...

It’s short for erm Kate"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was blocked once..true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be a bricklayer called Bob

Bob.....that's a funny name for a girl...

It’s short for erm Kate"

sadly I can almost quote that episode verbatim! “Yes Kate, I want you to become a prostitute!”

They don’t make ‘em like that any more!!

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By *issyme555TV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell

"I used to be a bricklayer called Bob

Bob.....that's a funny name for a girl...

It’s short for erm Kate

sadly I can almost quote that episode verbatim! “Yes Kate, I want you to become a prostitute!”

They don’t make ‘em like that any more!!"

Ah the adders black. she appeared in up start crow And still goes by Bob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a meet tomorrow evening.... I win, nothing more ridicules than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fucked a gang

Can't sit down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandmother wished me luck to get a fuck but all I get is a guy ask for a suck.

I went to the gym today and sweated like marathon sex at home.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’m the loveliest woman you’ll ever meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just fucked a gang

Can't sit down.

Been there. Feel your pain.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m a Beyoncé lookalike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the forum clique insightful and witty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not as good as I once was.

But I am as good once as I ever was.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm the star in all midget clown porn

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm the star in all midget clown porn "

Oh.... I was meant to tell a porkie wasn't I?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I recently met 10 different

women for a date on the same night!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I was the first woman from Biggleswade to walk on the moon.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm sweet and innocent!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Oh and I'm the only virgin on Fabs

..... Verging on the ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got an unsolicited message on here alllllll the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

God, why do so many women on here want to have sex with me all the time? I have so many emails that I have to mass delete them.

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Having been recently invited to an audience with the Pope in The Vatican he mentioned two episodes that lately had been taking up a great deal of his meditation time. The first was how intrinsic the design of some of the latest toys were on Love Honey.com were and secondly how difficult it was to get a fuck on Fab. He elaborated by stating that he was masquerading as Barry from Ilford and that he had listed his interests as collecting discarded milk cartons and sewing sequins on to his foreskin, but had not attracted a woman as yet. He wondered if any ladies with enormous breasts might advise him as to where he may be faltering.

I said I would mention it on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like lots of sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Fab PA is demanding an assistant due to the workload my messages is causing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had so many meets and so much sex here my cock's worn away to just 6 inches

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm not even on Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're only not interested in BDSM because you haven't met a twue dom...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can grab my ballsack and make it look like a fly's head.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Having been recently invited to an audience with the Pope in The Vatican he mentioned two episodes that lately had been taking up a great deal of his meditation time. The first was how intrinsic the design of some of the latest toys were on Love Honey.com were and secondly how difficult it was to get a fuck on Fab. He elaborated by stating that he was masquerading as Barry from Ilford and that he had listed his interests as collecting discarded milk cartons and sewing sequins on to his foreskin, but had not attracted a woman as yet. He wondered if any ladies with enormous breasts might advise him as to where he may be faltering.

I said I would mention it on the forum."

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm not even on Fab! "

Me neither......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've never typed any swear words , Ever !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the person who discovered the female orgasm !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fart backwards. Constantly need something removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m fat with a big bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the World’s shortest giant.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"I’m the loveliest woman you’ll ever meet. "

Me too!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the loveliest woman you will ever meet.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m the loveliest woman you’ll ever meet.

Me too!!!!!!!"

Uhg hum!!!!!

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By *losguygl3Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"My weekend job is a supermodel

Actually having seen you, I can believe that quite easily

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