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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.

Bastards

What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a double cheeseburger, nine chicken nuggets, two chicken selects and fries from McDonald’s earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm eating lovely food whilst being driven around Tooting.

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

Just about to start making a chicken korma....mmmmmm..xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I’m currently having a double chocolate magnum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I’m currently having a double chocolate magnum "

Of course it's cool, wouldn't be as enjoyable if it wasn't cool.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.

Bastards

What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger "

Are you on the 74 or the 126? I’m on the train again but you probably already know that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.

Bastards

What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger

Are you on the 74 or the 126? I’m on the train again but you probably already know that!"

I wish I was!!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I had a double cheeseburger, nine chicken nuggets, two chicken selects and fries from McDonald’s earlier "

Holy shitballs

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Well I won’t be sucking cock

I’m making shepherds pie and having lashings of cauli cheese. Nom.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm eating lovely food whilst being driven around Tooting."

Brrp brrp

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I had a double cheeseburger, nine chicken nuggets, two chicken selects and fries from McDonald’s earlier "

No apple pie.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Just about to start making a chicken korma....mmmmmm..xx"

Sharesies

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I had a full English breakfast with a pot of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a double cheeseburger, nine chicken nuggets, two chicken selects and fries from McDonald’s earlier

Holy shitballs "

I hadn’t eaten in four days!!! Making up for it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently munching a bowl of garlic and pimento olives

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"And I’m currently having a double chocolate magnum "

The raspberry ones are the nuts

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.

Bastards

What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger

Are you on the 74 or the 126? I’m on the train again but you probably already know that!"

11

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Well I won’t be sucking cock

I’m making shepherds pie and having lashings of cauli cheese. Nom. "

Cauli cheese

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Sausage and mash

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I made a Spanish omelette for ma dinner, think I'll probably have one of ma homemade portions of bolognese later

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I had a full English breakfast with a pot of tea "

Keep the tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jerk chicken rice n pea homemade

Dont be jellous

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I had a double cheeseburger, nine chicken nuggets, two chicken selects and fries from McDonald’s earlier

Holy shitballs

I hadn’t eaten in four days!!! Making up for it x"

Boom shaka laka

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.

Bastards

What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger

Are you on the 74 or the 126? I’m on the train again but you probably already know that!

11 "

Going around in circles

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Currently munching a bowl of garlic and pimento olives "

I don't know. I just don't know

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By *aughty boy999Man
over a year ago

hamilton

Ive just eaten some cock now....cum n go

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Sausage and mash "

Gravy?

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

About to cook a chicken and gammon pie

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I made a Spanish omelette for ma dinner, think I'll probably have one of ma homemade portions of bolognese later "

I really need to start cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Currently munching a bowl of garlic and pimento olives "

Very snogable

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jerk chicken rice n pea homemade

Dont be jellous "

Keep the peas.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I had a full English breakfast with a pot of tea

Keep the tea"

What would be your choice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pain au chocolat here. Pre sex snack.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.

Bastards

What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger

Are you on the 74 or the 126? I’m on the train again but you probably already know that!

11

Going around in circles "

Like a hula hoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have had a cheeky large Signature Spicy meal with a choc honeycombe frappé thingy earlier... Twas admittedly lush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jerk chicken rice n pea homemade

Dont be jellous

Keep the peas. "

Not the green ones yuk

Cow peas red and tasty

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ive just eaten some cock now....cum n go "

Living up to your name, I like it

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"About to cook a chicken and gammon pie "

Never tried it

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Currently munching a bowl of garlic and pimento olives

Very snogable"

Sounds it

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I had a full English breakfast with a pot of tea

Keep the tea

What would be your choice? "

Cherry Pepsi max of course. That goes with everything

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Pain au chocolat here. Pre sex snack. "

Closest I get to that is pain ans derriere

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

[Removed by poster at 30/08/18 16:42:15]

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I may have had a cheeky large Signature Spicy meal with a choc honeycombe frappé thingy earlier... Twas admittedly lush! "

Greedoid

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jerk chicken rice n pea homemade

Dont be jellous

Keep the peas.

Not the green ones yuk

Cow peas red and tasty

"

Cow peas. Are you making foods up now?

Anyone for an alien egg? Oh wait, they already do them, they're called lychee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may have had a cheeky large Signature Spicy meal with a choc honeycombe frappé thingy earlier... Twas admittedly lush!

Greedoid "

I only went in for a cheeseburger happy meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jerk chicken rice n pea homemade

Dont be jellous

Keep the peas.

Not the green ones yuk

Cow peas red and tasty

Cow peas. Are you making foods up now?

Anyone for an alien egg? Oh wait, they already do them, they're called lychee "

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

This threads making me hungry. Might have to stop off at the pie factory on the way home.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I may have had a cheeky large Signature Spicy meal with a choc honeycombe frappé thingy earlier... Twas admittedly lush!

Greedoid

I only went in for a cheeseburger happy meal "

Cowpats! That's my new term for bullshit.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This threads making me hungry. Might have to stop off at the pie factory on the way home. "

Nom nom nom nom, drop me off a wham bam thank you lamb when passing pleeeeeeeease!!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I made a Spanish omelette for ma dinner, think I'll probably have one of ma homemade portions of bolognese later

I really need to start cooking "

I have a batch cooking day about once a month, I get a couple of bottles of vino in, put some sounds on, and I'm happy as a pig in shit

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Filet steak, boiled potatoes, peas broccoli and some peppercorn sauce

My second favourite meal of the week after my Sunday roast,

Steaks are £5.50 from tesco

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"This threads making me hungry. Might have to stop off at the pie factory on the way home.

Nom nom nom nom, drop me off a wham bam thank you lamb when passing pleeeeeeeease!!!! "

Do you want a Pint of lumphammer to go with it?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I made a Spanish omelette for ma dinner, think I'll probably have one of ma homemade portions of bolognese later

I really need to start cooking

I have a batch cooking day about once a month, I get a couple of bottles of vino in, put some sounds on, and I'm happy as a pig in shit "

Yes. I must start doing this. But first I need to purchase ingredients.

I was only saying the other day I must start batch cooking or I'll live off toast n takeaways forever

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Filet steak, boiled potatoes, peas broccoli and some peppercorn sauce

My second favourite meal of the week after my Sunday roast,

Steaks are £5.50 from tesco "

Keep the peas.

Chuck us some beef dripping sauce on and bosha

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This threads making me hungry. Might have to stop off at the pie factory on the way home.

Nom nom nom nom, drop me off a wham bam thank you lamb when passing pleeeeeeeease!!!!

Do you want a Pint of lumphammer to go with it?"

No ta, I'm not a drinker.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I have steak in peppercorn sauce tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.

Bastards

What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger "

I had sea bass on a bed of spinach mash with beautifully seasoned veg and a side dish of cauliflower cheese it was gorgeous

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have steak in peppercorn sauce tonight"

You and scrummy on a secret date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had jacket potato with hummus and a bean salad. Lettuce and bean sprouts.. yum

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.

Bastards

What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger I had sea bass on a bed of spinach mash with beautifully seasoned veg and a side dish of cauliflower cheese it was gorgeous "

I tried sea bass once. My body wasn't impressed and rejected it before I managed to swallow.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I just had jacket potato with hummus and a bean salad. Lettuce and bean sprouts.. yum "

I could clam that to be fair.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ooo oo, I've just found out I'm only at work til 9. Result!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.

Bastards

What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger I had sea bass on a bed of spinach mash with beautifully seasoned veg and a side dish of cauliflower cheese it was gorgeous

I tried sea bass once. My body wasn't impressed and rejected it before I managed to swallow. "

damn I love fresh fish but it's not everyone's cup of tea

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.

Bastards

What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger I had sea bass on a bed of spinach mash with beautifully seasoned veg and a side dish of cauliflower cheese it was gorgeous

I tried sea bass once. My body wasn't impressed and rejected it before I managed to swallow. damn I love fresh fish but it's not everyone's cup of tea "

It's a no from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.

Bastards

What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger I had sea bass on a bed of spinach mash with beautifully seasoned veg and a side dish of cauliflower cheese it was gorgeous

I tried sea bass once. My body wasn't impressed and rejected it before I managed to swallow. damn I love fresh fish but it's not everyone's cup of tea

It's a no from me. "

I don't like tea so their ya go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be making spanish chicken from scratch..

Really looking forward to it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be making spanish chicken from scratch..

Really looking forward to it too "

What does that involve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be making spanish chicken from scratch..

Really looking forward to it too What does that involve?"

Raising a chick in Spain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a quick double cheeseburger the other night, always does the trick as a little gap filler. I’m have steak and chips tonight, just adding the garlic butter as it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be making spanish chicken from scratch..

Really looking forward to it too What does that involve?

Raising a chick in Spain."

Ole!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I have steak in peppercorn sauce tonight

You and scrummy on a secret date? "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be making spanish chicken from scratch..

Really looking forward to it too What does that involve?

Raising a chick in Spain."

hermosa per fervor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm making roast chicken with cauliflower cheese, sage and onion stuffing and broccoli.

I'll be eating it for days

I always cook for 4 - no wonder I'm the size of 4 people

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By *appy headCouple
over a year ago

leicester


"Sausage and mash "

Proper food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans on toast if I can be bothered.

Cooking is not my strong point.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

A slice from the chocolate cake I made the other day.

Oh it's pudding by the way

Ss

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have steak in peppercorn sauce tonight

You and scrummy on a secret date?

Haha "

You didn't say no....

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I will be making spanish chicken from scratch..

Really looking forward to it too "

How was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cooked sirloin steak for tea and very tasty it was too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that lovely number 11 route

She had Korma I had tikka masala, both with rice, chips, keema naan and chicken tikka starter. Nom nom nom

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I cooked sirloin steak for tea and very tasty it was too."

Get in ma belly

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh that lovely number 11 route

She had Korma I had tikka masala, both with rice, chips, keema naan and chicken tikka starter. Nom nom nom "

It's not too bad providing you don't sit in a puddle of puss from the previous bus wanker.

Where did you fit it all?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh that lovely number 11 route

She had Korma I had tikka masala, both with rice, chips, keema naan and chicken tikka starter. Nom nom nom

It's not too bad providing you don't sit in a puddle of puss from the previous bus wanker.

Where did you fit it all?! "

in the lunch box for work tomorrow

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh that lovely number 11 route

She had Korma I had tikka masala, both with rice, chips, keema naan and chicken tikka starter. Nom nom nom

It's not too bad providing you don't sit in a puddle of puss from the previous bus wanker.

Where did you fit it all?! in the lunch box for work tomorrow "

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

All these lovely peeps having cauliflower cheese, im jealous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick cut pork chops chuky chips

Apple sauce

Tonights fine dineing

Do you light a candle for one?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"All these lovely peeps having cauliflower cheese, im jealous! "

I do like a blob of cauli cheese from time to time. Crispy top nom nom nom

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Thick cut pork chops chuky chips

Apple sauce

Tonights fine dineing

Do you light a candle for one? "

Fuck knows what I'm having today, start work at 4 so probably chuff all.

Do you light a candle for one? Hmmm, depends if you farted or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thick cut pork chops chuky chips

Apple sauce

Tonights fine dineing

Do you light a candle for one?

Fuck knows what I'm having today, start work at 4 so probably chuff all.

Do you light a candle for one? Hmmm, depends if you farted or not."

or if it's dark and electric has been cut off coz you didn't pay the bill

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Thick cut pork chops chuky chips

Apple sauce

Tonights fine dineing

Do you light a candle for one?

Fuck knows what I'm having today, start work at 4 so probably chuff all.

Do you light a candle for one? Hmmm, depends if you farted or not.or if it's dark and electric has been cut off coz you didn't pay the bill"

Been there more than once, packet of crisps by candle light coz I've got fuck all in the meter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thick cut pork chops chuky chips

Apple sauce

Tonights fine dineing

Do you light a candle for one?

Fuck knows what I'm having today, start work at 4 so probably chuff all.

Do you light a candle for one? Hmmm, depends if you farted or not.or if it's dark and electric has been cut off coz you didn't pay the bill

Been there more than once, packet of crisps by candle light coz I've got fuck all in the meter "

cheese and onion

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By *una3Woman
over a year ago

Chester

Hopefully be going to a Portuguese resturant tonight . Not Nandos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Betta light a candle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its them fuckin peas lol

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