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The ‘it’s just wrong and I’m damn well going to publically criticise it!’ thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are those things you’re jolly well not in favour of at all - and want to tell everyone about it so other people are in no doubt at all about your views on it?

Obviously we all hate cheaters, and barebackers. That’s a given. Especially barebacking cheaters! May they burn in Hell!

And none of us are particularly keen on Donald Trump, obviously. We must let people know how much we dislike him.

But what about other things, perhaps not so obvious, that you do not like. And want everyone else to know that you don’t like?

It’s just for fun so play nicely!

Me? Marzipan. Why!?!

And unnecessarily loud music in cars with the window open. Nobody is impressed by your hip-hop mate, however loud you play it. And you can’t understand the words, not like you could in the music from our day.

What else!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you could have aired your grievances on the rant thursday thread..

Unnecessary threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignorance. Net curtains. Jigsaws and Jeremy Corbyn. In no particular order

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Frangipane dunno what it tastes like but the word gives me the eebie-jeebies

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By *traycats2Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

People leaving their price tags under their shoes .... there I’ve said it ..... I feel cleansed and pure now .... praise the lord

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely you could have aired your grievances on the rant thursday thread..

Unnecessary threads "

Good point! Maybe I should have been more specific that this was more of a virtue signalling rather than rant thread!

I don’t like marzipan or loud antisocial music which means I’m obviously very well adjusted and a far better person than those that do!

Does that work?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Rude and ignorant people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples With a stupidly specific list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely you could have aired your grievances on the rant thursday thread..

Unnecessary threads "

Exactly this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couples With a stupidly specific list

"

I’m not a couple but I have a stupidly specific list. I’m stupidly specific that’s why

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan


"Couples With a stupidly specific list

I’m not a couple but I have a stupidly specific list. I’m stupidly specific that’s why "

I wouldn't say it was stupidly - you want what you like so why not list it?

With your brain and legs....

You'll find it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People hijacking threads for a "look at me" opportunity.

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By *F JonesMan
over a year ago

London

People that have a problem with hip hop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely you could have aired your grievances on the rant thursday thread..

Unnecessary threads

Exactly this "

See above! This is a virtue signalling not a rant thread! There’s a difference!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People that have a problem with hip hop "

it’s the ridiculously loud thumping down the road as a car passes when you’re just trying to chill in your own house I have an issue with!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That thing where you nearly trip over nothing and have to look back like there is something there, because if you don’t the people who saw you do it will think you’re an idiot who trips over thin air. That thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people refer to women as love, in an attempt at condescension

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"What are those things you’re jolly well not in favour of at all - and want to tell everyone about it so other people are in no doubt at all about your views on it?

Obviously we all hate cheaters, and barebackers. That’s a given. Especially barebacking cheaters! May they burn in Hell!

And none of us are particularly keen on Donald Trump, obviously. We must let people know how much we dislike him.

But what about other things, perhaps not so obvious, that you do not like. And want everyone else to know that you don’t like?

It’s just for fun so play nicely!

Me? Marzipan. Why!?!

And unnecessarily loud music in cars with the window open. Nobody is impressed by your hip-hop mate, however loud you play it. And you can’t understand the words, not like you could in the music from our day.

What else!?

"

Firstly, leave the marzipan alone, it has done nothing to you also more for me

Secondly for those listening to car stereos loud, they will more than likely go deaf later on in life. So no big concerns there.

Personally I can't stand people that saddle in supermarkets, I know what I want, where it is. These people have no concept of time, just amble round shops.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Surely you could have aired your grievances on the rant thursday thread..

Unnecessary threads

Good point! Maybe I should have been more specific that this was more of a virtue signalling rather than rant thread!

I don’t like marzipan or loud antisocial music which means I’m obviously very well adjusted and a far better person than those that do!

Does that work? "

I like marzipan and love loud music in the car.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs- as in the footwear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

People that don’t queue politely and orderly at a bar or who, when the bar staff say ‘who’s next?’ blatantly go ahead even though they know full well you were there ahead of them!

I’d never do such a thing as clearly I’m a better person. And want everyone to know it too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.

We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.

Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.

Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frangipane dunno what it tastes like but the word gives me the eebie-jeebies "

Frangipane is a cake mix with ground almonds instead of flour, tastes like marzipan. At work I call frangipane "fannypang"

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.

We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.

Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.

Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental "

Wow! I'd hate friends like that

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By *F JonesMan
over a year ago

London


"People that have a problem with hip hop

it’s the ridiculously loud thumping down the road as a car passes when you’re just trying to chill in your own house I have an issue with!! "

Got ya! That’s fair ... especially when bargain hunts on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People leaving their price tags under their shoes .... there I’ve said it ..... I feel cleansed and pure now .... praise the lord "

Thank you, thought I was the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.

We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.

Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.

Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental

Wow! I'd hate friends like that "

The eldest is 28 and acts a lot older than the rest of us. Very judgemental towards anything she doesn’t perceive as ‘right’

It’s not as if I sit on a night out and show them all videos and sit on fab. The guys all think it’s brilliant and ask us questions. And when they make rude jokes, I join in because it’s hilarious.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.

We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.

Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.

Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental "

Now your my type of person I'd love a night out with

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.

We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.

Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.

Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental "

I’m now off to Google Alaskan pipeline ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.

We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.

Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.

Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental

I’m now off to Google Alaskan pipeline ... "

Have fun with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.

We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.

Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.

Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental

Now your my type of person I'd love a night out with"

I have absolutely no shame

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.

We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.

Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.

Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental

I’m now off to Google Alaskan pipeline ...

Have fun with that one "

I’m never getting that image out of my mind now, am I!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.

We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.

Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.

Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental

I’m now off to Google Alaskan pipeline ...

Have fun with that one

I’m never getting that image out of my mind now, am I!? "

At least you weren’t sent proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gurkins. Horrid little green things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gurkins. Horrid little green things."

I just took two off my double cheeseburger

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

People who presume we all hate the same things as them

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Gurkins. Horrid little green things.

I just took two off my double cheeseburger "

I'll have them mmmm

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Frangipane dunno what it tastes like but the word gives me the eebie-jeebies

Frangipane is a cake mix with ground almonds instead of flour, tastes like marzipan. At work I call frangipane "fannypang"

Fuzz"

Bleugh

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Gurkins. Horrid little green things.

I just took two off my double cheeseburger

I'll have them mmmm"

Fight ya for em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gurkins. Horrid little green things.

I just took two off my double cheeseburger

I'll have them mmmm

Fight ya for em "

One each? They were massive!

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Gurkins. Horrid little green things.

I just took two off my double cheeseburger

I'll have them mmmm

Fight ya for em "

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Gurkins. Horrid little green things.

I just took two off my double cheeseburger

I'll have them mmmm

Fight ya for em

One each? They were massive!"

Deal

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"When people refer to women as love, in an attempt at condescension "

Alright, calm down love!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Gurkins. Horrid little green things.

I just took two off my double cheeseburger

I'll have them mmmm

Fight ya for em

One each? They were massive!

Deal"

Whoop whoop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.

We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.

Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.

Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental

Wow! I'd hate friends like that

The eldest is 28 and acts a lot older than the rest of us. Very judgemental towards anything she doesn’t perceive as ‘right’

It’s not as if I sit on a night out and show them all videos and sit on fab. The guys all think it’s brilliant and ask us questions. And when they make rude jokes, I join in because it’s hilarious. "

I'd probably end up asking questions too, to hear some funny stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people refer to women as love, in an attempt at condescension

Alright, calm down love! *-"

Yes, just like that

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Bad manners.

It costs nothing to be polite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.

We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.

Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.

Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental

Wow! I'd hate friends like that

The eldest is 28 and acts a lot older than the rest of us. Very judgemental towards anything she doesn’t perceive as ‘right’

It’s not as if I sit on a night out and show them all videos and sit on fab. The guys all think it’s brilliant and ask us questions. And when they make rude jokes, I join in because it’s hilarious.

I'd probably end up asking questions too, to hear some funny stories "

Exactly!!! Everyone’s at least a wee bit nosey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.

We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.

Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.

Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental

Wow! I'd hate friends like that

The eldest is 28 and acts a lot older than the rest of us. Very judgemental towards anything she doesn’t perceive as ‘right’

It’s not as if I sit on a night out and show them all videos and sit on fab. The guys all think it’s brilliant and ask us questions. And when they make rude jokes, I join in because it’s hilarious.

I'd probably end up asking questions too, to hear some funny stories

Exactly!!! Everyone’s at least a wee bit nosey!"

I prefer curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frangipane dunno what it tastes like but the word gives me the eebie-jeebies "

I don't know either, but it smells yummy in some Elemis body care products.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbing your toe, even tho u have walked past what ever you bang it on a thousand times

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Road drivers sitting in overtaking lanes but not overtaking.

People disregarding respect for others by their actions

Governments not taking urgent action to limit global warming levels

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Stubbing your toe, even tho u have walked past what ever you bang it on a thousand times "

Cuuuuuuuuunting wankfuck is usually my response to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people refer to women as love, in an attempt at condescension "
A standard greeting here in Cornwall is "Hello my lover" ( whether or not you have had sex with them!)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Frangipane dunno what it tastes like but the word gives me the eebie-jeebies

I don't know either, but it smells yummy in some Elemis body care products."

I love the fragrances of their products

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stubbing your toe, even tho u have walked past what ever you bang it on a thousand times

Cuuuuuuuuunting wankfuck is usually my response to this "

Haha sound the same as me but, I also end up on a pile on the floor rocking forward and backward cradling my poor toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Road drivers sitting in overtaking lanes but not overtaking.

People disregarding respect for others by their actions

Governments not taking urgent action to limit global warming levels

OMG yes! How did I forget the top one. Drives me mad! There’s only one lane to drive in on a motorway the rest are for overtaking. Proper makes me lose my shit that does

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Stubbing your toe, even tho u have walked past what ever you bang it on a thousand times

Cuuuuuuuuunting wankfuck is usually my response to this

Haha sound the same as me but, I also end up on a pile on the floor rocking forward and backward cradling my poor toe "

Of course, every time I'm convinced it's broken, for about 3 mins. Saying that my pinkie toes are pretty fucked up so there's a good chance I busted them a couple of times.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Idiots breeding animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gurkins. Horrid little green things."

Eeeeeeeeewww

They are vile

Always lurking somewhere you can't see the snidey little fuckers!

I can't stand people that talk incessantly

I'm trying to have a peaceful lunch and I'm sat next to a woman that hasn't even drawn breath!

Shut the fucking fuck up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Circuses that use animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people tell me I can't get 'offended' on other people's behalf.

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By *Cocksucker84Man
over a year ago

newcastle

People who still allow grubby newspapers like The Daily Mail/Express to influence their voting preferences during elections- This applies especially to older people who should know better.

Vinegar on food- it reeks and it makes your food wet. Why?!

Energy vampires- People who are able to drain the life from you as soon as they speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people tell me I can't get 'offended' on other people's behalf."

Ooooo yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone responds to you with a tone of thinly veiled offense... and finishes with "No offense"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone responds to you with a tone of thinly veiled offense... and finishes with "No offense" "

Or "with respect" and completely devoid of anything remotely resembling respect

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.

We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.

Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.

Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental "

Friends?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like lazy people...

Like is an understatement

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire


"What are those things you’re jolly well not in favour of at all - and want to tell everyone about it so other people are in no doubt at all about your views on it?

Obviously we all hate cheaters, and barebackers. That’s a given. Especially barebacking cheaters! May they burn in Hell!

And none of us are particularly keen on Donald Trump, obviously. We must let people know how much we dislike him.

But what about other things, perhaps not so obvious, that you do not like. And want everyone else to know that you don’t like?

It’s just for fun so play nicely!

Me? Marzipan. Why!?!

And unnecessarily loud music in cars with the window open. Nobody is impressed by your hip-hop mate, however loud you play it. And you can’t understand the words, not like you could in the music from our day.

What else!?

"

Pointless rants like this one

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Idiots breeding animals."

Idiots breeding with each other!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Idiots breeding animals.

Idiots breeding with each other!"

Idiots breeding idiots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are those things you’re jolly well not in favour of at all - and want to tell everyone about it so other people are in no doubt at all about your views on it?

Obviously we all hate cheaters, and barebackers. That’s a given. Especially barebacking cheaters! May they burn in Hell!

And none of us are particularly keen on Donald Trump, obviously. We must let people know how much we dislike him.

But what about other things, perhaps not so obvious, that you do not like. And want everyone else to know that you don’t like?

It’s just for fun so play nicely!

Me? Marzipan. Why!?!

And unnecessarily loud music in cars with the window open. Nobody is impressed by your hip-hop mate, however loud you play it. And you can’t understand the words, not like you could in the music from our day.

What else!?

Pointless rants like this one "

Pointless virtue signalling my good fellow, not a pointless rant! Although to be fair the examples I gave at the end did indeed sound more like a rant than virtue signalling - so I didn’t even follow the purpose of my own pointless post properly!! But the intention was pointless VS even though it was executed spectacularly badly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who pull up outside my place at silly o'clock in the morning with their music blaring and then slamming the car doors. I also detest bin collectors who think collecting at 6am is ok and then leave more shit than they take. Knobheads, liars, timewasters, macho men and wasps!

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By *traycats2Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"People leaving their price tags under their shoes .... there I’ve said it ..... I feel cleansed and pure now .... praise the lord

Thank you, thought I was the only one "
omg there’s 2 of us wooohoooooo . Thought i was wierd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That thing where you nearly trip over nothing and have to look back like there is something there, because if you don’t the people who saw you do it will think you’re an idiot who trips over thin air. That thing. "

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Some of the demands of the ugly fat idle women on here they want this that and the other ...in public most guys wouldnt look twice at them and the majority I couldt fuck them for laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The idiots who park outside my house blocking my drive when there is space available for them in the doctors next door where they’re going anyway. Plus when we have to ask them to move their car we get a load of abuse. Grrr x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shellfish.

It stinks and some have legs and eyes.

Some are just slimy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the demands of the ugly fat idle women on here they want this that and the other ...in public most guys wouldnt look twice at them and the majority I couldt fuck them for laughing"

Blimey

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Some of the demands of the ugly fat idle women on here they want this that and the other ...in public most guys wouldnt look twice at them and the majority I couldt fuck them for laughing"

And yet they're still probably getting laid more than you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the demands of the ugly fat idle women on here they want this that and the other ...in public most guys wouldnt look twice at them and the majority I couldt fuck them for laughing"

Bloody hell who took the jam out of your donut ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shellfish.

It stinks and some have legs and eyes.

Some are just slimy.

"

I couldn't eat anything with eyes

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"People that don’t queue politely and orderly at a bar or who, when the bar staff say ‘who’s next?’ blatantly go ahead even though they know full well you were there ahead of them!

I’d never do such a thing as clearly I’m a better person. And want everyone to know it too! "

I had someone try to do that to me at a cashpoint the other day. "Ummm, no, I was here first".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keyboard warriors ... Sad, nasty little fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples that send one or two word messages then wonder why they can’t find a girl to join them

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By *esiderataWoman
over a year ago

St Helier

Spitting - public or otherwise

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk


"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.

We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.

Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.

Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental

I’m now off to Google Alaskan pipeline ...

Have fun with that one

I’m never getting that image out of my mind now, am I!? "

Curiosity got the better of me with this and had to google as well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy hedgehogs!...one day I'll pop a tyre!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving everything new-fandangled names just for the sake of it.

Like "virtue-signalling" for example!

I had just got my head around "sliders" being some kind of mini-burger, only to find out that they are kind of flip-flops now, what is that all about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen some footage of all the rubbish left over from leeds fest. Serioulsy- clean up after yourselves and take your shit with you.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

My ex. Just because he is a massive twat.

His ex. Because she won't divorce him.

Negative people. Just because.

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

People that start every sentence with SO...... I blame the Americans

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By *onny69sMan
over a year ago

Donny

Getting a call from a private number at 1am and they hang up when you answer

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By *onny69sMan
over a year ago

Donny


"People that start every sentence with SO...... I blame the Americans "

SO why does that bother you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, FAF?"

Ah g’wan then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, FAF?

Ah g’wan then! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Giving everything new-fandangled names just for the sake of it.

Like "virtue-signalling" for example!

I had just got my head around "sliders" being some kind of mini-burger, only to find out that they are kind of flip-flops now, what is that all about! "

It was either call this a virtue-signalling thread or admit that it was a rant which should have been part of the Thursday rant thread! And I couldn’t let anyone score a point over me could I!?

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Cheese. It’s unnecessary. I can ask for a pizza without cheese here in Verona and they don’t bat an eyelid. Do it at home and you are a weirdo.

Middle lane hoggers

People who can’t drink but do.

Cackling in a pub.

Speaking loudly on a phone just because they are an ignorant twat.

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Ah at least you used the word SO in the right contect

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham (3nts)

Folk in wheelchairs, outside hospitals smoking cigarettes while on oxygen.

Brings a whole new meaning to "dying for a fag"

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Shellfish.

It stinks and some have legs and eyes.

Some are just slimy.

I couldn't eat anything with eyes "

Potatoes?

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By *onny69sMan
over a year ago

Donny


"Ah at least you used the word SO in the right contect "

So I would be right in saying thanks haha

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Folk who make attention seeking threads .....

The look at me .... look at me im so wonderful ....

Errr ... no your not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parsnips

Roswell aliens

Gelflings

People who dont pick up shit when their HORSE does it on the road!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Folk in wheelchairs, outside hospitals smoking cigarettes while on oxygen.

Brings a whole new meaning to "dying for a fag"

"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Parsnips

Roswell aliens

Gelflings

People who dont pick up shit when their HORSE does it on the road!"

Just people on horses.

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By *traycats2Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Folk in wheelchairs, outside hospitals smoking cigarettes while on oxygen.

Brings a whole new meaning to "dying for a fag"

"
. Absolutely with you on this ... drives me insane

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

People who litter. Annoys the shit out of me seeing people throw stuff on the ground. Just hold it until you find a bin or pop it in your pocket or bag and dispose of your rubbish when you get home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Parsnips

Roswell aliens

Gelflings

People who dont pick up shit when their HORSE does it on the road!

Just people on horses."

Yes!

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mayor of london.

Cant even bring myself to type his name

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth


"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.

We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.

Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.

Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental

I’m now off to Google Alaskan pipeline ...

Have fun with that one "

Ewwww just googled it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frangipane dunno what it tastes like but the word gives me the eebie-jeebies "

Frangipani is a beautiful tropical flower and an amazing perfumed scent. Not sure what they taste like either bur their smell is gorgeous.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Pork scratchings. Why would you eat something that's covered in hairs...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leggings worn as jeans/trousers!

WTF! I can see straight through them! They aren’t flattering either... and why the white pants underneath!!!! No, no, no fooking no!

Where a long top/dress over them. Major fashion disaster!!! rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pork scratchings. Why would you eat something that's covered in hairs...? "

Tough question to pose in a place like this!

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

A new thread?

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"People leaving their price tags under their shoes .... there I’ve said it ..... I feel cleansed and pure now .... praise the lord "
yay !! I thought it was just me

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH


"Frangipane dunno what it tastes like but the word gives me the eebie-jeebies

Frangipane is a cake mix with ground almonds instead of flour, tastes like marzipan. At work I call frangipane "fannypang"

Fuzz"
well that's cleared up that one thought vagisil cured fragipane

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