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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So as I was just watching Fuzz preparing a chicken for a roast a fleeting thought passed through my corrupted mind...If I was a single guy, a chicken, before it goes in the oven, could possibly seem a very attractive option to a night alone with your right hand....

So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?

Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going!

Peach x

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I’ve shared all sorts with my vicar. He’s quite broad minded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can honestly say that a raw chicken has never crossed my mind

A warm apple pie however

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve shared all sorts with my vicar. He’s quite broad minded."

Awesome! One of my naughty thoughts happens in churches, I can't look at a crucifix without needing to be tied to it!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can honestly say that a raw chicken has never crossed my mind

A warm apple pie however

Make sure it’s not one of those “hotter than molten lava” things from McDonald’s though, you’ll never be the same after that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can honestly say that a raw chicken has never crossed my mind

A warm apple pie however

Make sure it’s not one of those “hotter than molten lava” things from McDonald’s though, you’ll never be the same after that!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So as I was just watching Fuzz preparing a chicken for a roast a fleeting thought passed through my corrupted mind...If I was a single guy, a chicken, before it goes in the oven, could possibly seem a very attractive option to a night alone with your right hand....

So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?

Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going!

Peach x"

Like when we go to B&Q, Wickes or the like and you always find me in the aisle with the reels and reels of rope and chains?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must say the chicken thing no but I've have thought once when I was nearing a bottle of red , was the gap between cushions on the sofer.

Steve.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I must say the chicken thing no but I've have thought once when I was nearing a bottle of red , was the gap between cushions on the sofer.

Steve."

Hahaha! You could actually 'make lurve' to a sofa....a chicken would be a quickie

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would never share any thoughts with the vicar, he or she would probably plagiarize them

Pretty certain you would never find a used chicken in my bedroom though, that thought is doing nothing for me at all...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would never share any thoughts with the vicar, he or she would probably plagiarize them

Pretty certain you would never find a used chicken in my bedroom though, that thought is doing nothing for me at all..."

I think the chicken thing needs more thought....how about a welly full of jelly?

Peach x

Ps I'm sorry, I have no idea where I'm going with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of mine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?

Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going!

Peach x"

Well whoever you making dinner for I feel should be glad your husband didn’t have this thought an that it was not him who was preparing it .......

An the vicor would love that kind of story so .......

An enjoy dinner

An this will go though your mind

Take care x

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

A live chicken would be more sex appealing unless you are someone who likes to shag dead bodies.

(Cant remember the name for it)

Jimmy Saville was one

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Dont be inviting me round for dinner either.

Suddenly gone off chicken....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A live chicken would be more sex appealing unless you are someone who likes to shag dead bodies.

(Cant remember the name for it)

Jimmy Saville was one"

Woah! Live chicken! I suppose the chase would be something!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would never share any thoughts with the vicar, he or she would probably plagiarize them

Pretty certain you would never find a used chicken in my bedroom though, that thought is doing nothing for me at all...

I think the chicken thing needs more thought....how about a welly full of jelly?

Peach x

Ps I'm sorry, I have no idea where I'm going with this

Jelly in a welly.... is that from Dr Zeus

I do have some thoughts around swarfega, but not actually tried it for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I fucked at the altar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dont be inviting me round for dinner either.

Suddenly gone off chicken...."

Hahaha! It's okay, I'm not allowed near food preparation, can't think why?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would never share any thoughts with the vicar, he or she would probably plagiarize them

Pretty certain you would never find a used chicken in my bedroom though, that thought is doing nothing for me at all...

I think the chicken thing needs more thought....how about a welly full of jelly?

Peach x

Ps I'm sorry, I have no idea where I'm going with this

Jelly in a welly.... is that from Dr Zeus

I do have some thoughts around swarfega, but not actually tried it for some reason

I did today at work!! Not tried it obviously, but a thought of 'i wonder how sticky it would be if I covered myself in it' passed through my pervey mind!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?

Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going!

Peach x

Well whoever you making dinner for I feel should be glad your husband didn’t have this thought an that it was not him who was preparing it .......

An the vicor would love that kind of story so .......

An enjoy dinner

An this will go though your mind

Take care x"

I am a chef, so well practiced in "preparing" a chicken

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I fucked at the altar

Did you? It is a rather taboo though erotic thought...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is making me laugh. Im actually deliberating would a chicken be that good, its cavity is possibly a little large for grippage once you've 'broken through'

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"That I fucked at the altar

Did you? It is a rather taboo though erotic thought...

Peach x"

Shall we give it a go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is making me laugh. Im actually deliberating would a chicken be that good, its cavity is possibly a little large for grippage once you've 'broken through'

See! I knew you'd get me Autumn!

It's a nice tight entrance though...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I fucked at the altar

Did you? It is a rather taboo though erotic thought...

Peach x

Shall we give it a go

Terrible pp! You're going straight to.......the church at the end of the street in five mins

Peach x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"That I fucked at the altar

Did you? It is a rather taboo though erotic thought...

Peach x

Shall we give it a go

Terrible pp! You're going straight to.......the church at the end of the street in five mins

Peach x"

On it like a car bonnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is making me laugh. Im actually deliberating would a chicken be that good, its cavity is possibly a little large for grippage once you've 'broken through'

See! I knew you'd get me Autumn!

It's a nice tight entrance though...

Peach x"

It yes. And the chicken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is making me laugh. Im actually deliberating would a chicken be that good, its cavity is possibly a little large for grippage once you've 'broken through'

See! I knew you'd get me Autumn!

It's a nice tight entrance though...

Peach x

It yes. And the chicken.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?

Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going!

Peach x

Like when we go to B&Q, Wickes or the like and you always find me in the aisle with the reels and reels of rope and chains?

Fuzz"

I use to work at B&Q and let's just say i've heard some stories

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gonna cook chicken tonight... Note the past tense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to watch a lot of nun and monk porn when younger but the lesbian sex got a bit boring. There’s only so many times you can watch a nun masturbate with a whittled down cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I fucked at the altar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was gonna fuck chicken tonight... Note the past tense!

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?

Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going!

Peach x

Like when we go to B&Q, Wickes or the like and you always find me in the aisle with the reels and reels of rope and chains?

Fuzz

I use to work at B&Q and let's just say i've heard some stories

I'm sure

Peach usually goes off to find what we actually went in for, whilst I end up looking for "interesting" things for alternative uses

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was gonna fuck chicken tonight... Note the past tense!

FTFY

You got me

The apple pie is now on the menu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was gonna fuck chicken tonight... Note the past tense!

FTFY

You got me

The apple pie is now on the menu

Pics!! (of you getting it on with a pie, not the pie alone

)

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to watch a lot of nun and monk porn when younger but the lesbian sex got a bit boring. There’s only so many times you can watch a nun masturbate with a whittled down cross

I saw some porn like that once. The nun used rosary beads as anal beads

Fuzz

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

That I’ve been with his wife all afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?

Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going!

Peach x

Like when we go to B&Q, Wickes or the like and you always find me in the aisle with the reels and reels of rope and chains?

Fuzz

I use to work at B&Q and let's just say i've heard some stories

I'm sure

Peach usually goes off to find what we actually went in for, whilst I end up looking for "interesting" things for alternative uses

Fuzz"

I will neither confirm or deny that I may have given ideas to people when I saw them 'browsing'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?

Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going!

Peach x

Like when we go to B&Q, Wickes or the like and you always find me in the aisle with the reels and reels of rope and chains?

Fuzz

I use to work at B&Q and let's just say i've heard some stories

I'm sure

Peach usually goes off to find what we actually went in for, whilst I end up looking for "interesting" things for alternative uses

Fuzz

I will neither confirm or deny that I may have given ideas to people when I saw them 'browsing'

Tricks of the trade!?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a chicken? What a foul thought! ( Do you see what I did there?) A pheasant maybe if you are a pheasant plucker. ( My thanks to the Reverend Spooner for that one)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I’ve been with his wife all afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was gonna fuck chicken tonight... Note the past tense!

FTFY

You got me

The apple pie is now on the menu

Pics!! (of you getting it on with a pie, not the pie alone

)

Peach x"

I can't lie... it'd be a pic of an empty pie dish and me in a food coma

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Oh this thread...

A chicken ...nope never crossed my mind.

B&Q, cable ties, rope

IKEA, kitchen utensils for paddles

Garden centers, canes, tawse, rope

Thank goodness I don't go to confession

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