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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can't hold in a period like a pee.

High heel shoes don't become flats of you break the heel.

I do not wake up looking cute and beautiful. I wake up looking like a homeless person

Feel free to add yours.

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By *heEpicureanMan
over a year ago

Stamford

The only two days in your life that aren’t 24 hours long is the day you’re born and the day you die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only two days in your life that aren’t 24 hours long is the day you’re born and the day you die "

And hangover days. I swear they last around 50 hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only two days in your life that aren’t 24 hours long is the day you’re born and the day you die "

Wow

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato.

Ed x

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

Apparently, you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An asshole is just a tight pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 - About 75 % of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone And 10 to 15% never climax under any circumstances.

2 - Orgasms can relieve pain.

3 - Longest Ejaculatory distance by man recorded is 28 feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato.

Ed x"

Apparently when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza that's amore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15% of the air in the Newyork underground subway is human skin.

*and people complain about what’s in a New York hotdog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 - About 75 % of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone And 10 to 15% never climax under any circumstances.

2 - Orgasms can relieve pain.

3 - Longest Ejaculatory distance by man recorded is 28 feet!

"

I broke his 28 feet record last week

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Some people aren’t as innocent as they look

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

A female cat (queen) can get pregnant by more than one male cat (tom) at the same time. Imagine that on Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people aren’t as innocent as they look "

Some people don’t look as they show in their profile pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/08/18 12:17:15]

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

The clitoris is a powerhouse of nerves with 8,000 nerve endings, which is double the amount that exists in the penis.

The most popular fetishes in western culture is...... ???

Look down.

The answer is shoes and feet.

75% of Japanese women own a vibrator.

The average worldwide is 47%.

73.6% of facts are made up on the spot....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I broke his 28 feet record last week "

Better get on the blower to Guinness World Records lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I broke his 28 feet record last week

Better get on the blower to Guinness World Records lol"

I’ll when I’ve finished cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who hate cock pics, normally have vagina pics on their profiles

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Some people aren’t as innocent as they look

Some people don’t look as they show in their profile pictures "

I look like my pics or did you mean just generally? In which case ... true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people aren’t as innocent as they look

Some people don’t look as they show in their profile pictures

I look like my pics or did you mean just generally? In which case ... true. "

Generally, don’t take offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't hold in a period like a pee.

High heel shoes don't become flats of you break the heel.

I do not wake up looking cute and beautiful. I wake up looking like a homeless person

Feel free to add yours."

The colour orange was named after the fruit.. most people think the fruit was called an orange because it was orange. But it wasnt

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Some people aren’t as innocent as they look

Some people don’t look as they show in their profile pictures

I look like my pics or did you mean just generally? In which case ... true.

Generally, don’t take offence "

I was playing with you numpty where’s your sense of humour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/08/18 12:21:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fact but what’s the difference between a hare and a rabbit?

You can pull a hair out of your arse but I doubt you can pull a rabbit

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Not everything or everyone on the internet are what they seem

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners


"Not everything or everyone on the internet are what they seem "

I’m really in shock over that fact.... as I never knew that....

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth


"You can't hold in a period like a pee.

High heel shoes don't become flats of you break the heel.

I do not wake up looking cute and beautiful. I wake up looking like a homeless person

Feel free to add yours.

The colour orange was named after the fruit.. most people think the fruit was called an orange because it was orange. But it wasnt"

I seen that on something recently, orange used to be lumped in as a variant of red.. hence robin redbreast.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Not everything or everyone on the internet are what they seem

I’m really in shock over that fact.... as I never knew that....

"

Me too!! Gemini Man is in the know

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By *traycats2Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"The clitoris is a powerhouse of nerves with 8,000 nerve endings, which is double the amount that exists in the penis.

The most popular fetishes in western culture is...... ???

Look down.

The answer is shoes and feet.

75% of Japanese women own a vibrator.

The average worldwide is 47%.

73.6% of facts are made up on the spot....

"
. I’ve had quite a few vibrators as the blasted things keep dying on me ... overuse I assume

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex


"The clitoris is a powerhouse of nerves with 8,000 nerve endings, which is double the amount that exists in the penis.

The most popular fetishes in western culture is...... ???

Look down.

The answer is shoes and feet.'

75% of Japanese women own a vibrator.

The average worldwide is 47%.

73.6% of facts are made up on the spot....

"

The percentage in your last fact may have just changed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people aren’t as innocent as they look

Some people don’t look as they show in their profile pictures

I look like my pics or did you mean just generally? In which case ... true.

Generally, don’t take offence

I was playing with you numpty where’s your sense of humour? "

Right here lol

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

A Mans G spot is in his arse. Not to be mistaken with arseholes who are all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Congo has the largest average penis size per person on earth with the average being 7.1 inches

While North Korea come in as the smallest at an average of 3.8 inches

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Some people aren’t as innocent as they look

Some people don’t look as they show in their profile pictures

I look like my pics or did you mean just generally? In which case ... true.

Generally, don’t take offence

I was playing with you numpty where’s your sense of humour?

Right here lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not everything or everyone on the internet are what they seem

I’m really in shock over that fact.... as I never knew that....

Me too!! Gemini Man is in the know "

Or is he?..........

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

Sex Panther - 60% of the time it works…every time.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Sex Panther - 60% of the time it works…every time."

But it smells like Bigfoots dick.

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex


"Sex Panther - 60% of the time it works…every time.

But it smells like Bigfoots dick. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All crisps in the uk except pringles etc expire on a saturday lol check it out

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By *apmanMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

People with low self esteem are more likely to criticise others.

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

By Area landmass.

Russia is BIGGER than the planet Pluto!

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex


"People with low self esteem are more likely to criticise others. "

That's preposterous!

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Mr Kellogg believed sexual desires caused disease so invented the plain cereal cornflakes to stop people masturbating ....so if you have had them for breakfast I guess you have a hands free day to look forward too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks will only bite you if youre wet

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Mr Kellogg believed sexual desires caused disease so invented the plain cereal cornflakes to stop people masturbating ....so if you have had them for breakfast I guess you have a hands free day to look forward too x "

I had cornflakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make a guy cum quicker with my mouth than I can with my hands ?

I can make a lady cum quicker with my hands than I can with my mouth ?

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

Imagine all the different types of camouflage we just havent discovered yet!

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

A couple of fascinating ones from me...

1) Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a Friday the 13th in them. Also, if the month contains a Friday 13th then that month started on a Sunday. Oooh spooky!

2) Contrary to popular belief, you cannot see what a woman has eaten for breakfast by looking in her pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An asshole is just a tight pussy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only two days in your life that aren’t 24 hours long is the day you’re born and the day you die

And hangover days. I swear they last around 50 hours"

Is that all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rampant sex is the best cure for a headache.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

The only thing that's a fact,is a fact!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

And that's a fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regardless of scrotal sack size, each testicals length is equal to the with of the the owners penis when fully erect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rampant sex is the best cure for a headache. "

I heard earlier today it was a blow job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only thing that's a fact,is a fact! "

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

The average person has fewer the two arms

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By *issyme555TV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell

Death is not something that happens to you as well your dead it happens to the people around you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Death is not something that happens to you as well your dead it happens to the people around you. "

So true

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"The only two days in your life that aren’t 24 hours long is the day you’re born and the day you die "

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

You can't say happiness without saying penis. (You're welcome.)

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Sex Panther - 60% of the time it works…every time.

But it smells like Bigfoots dick. "

What does Bigfoot's dick smell like? I imagine it's pine needles and morning dew?

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

There’s a town in Canada called dildo x

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"There’s a town in Canada called dildo x "

Town is USA called intercourse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s a town in Canada called dildo x

Town is USA called intercourse "

I wanna move there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Sperm Is highly effective in treating wrinkles, and anti wrinkle products use similar products to sperm because of how well it works ..also....the mushroom ( phallus indusiatus ) can make a woman spontaneously orgasm by smelling it ...x so ladies is this why you spend so long in the vegetable aisle at Asda and there’s never any mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sperm Is highly effective in treating wrinkles, and anti wrinkle products use similar products to sperm because of how well it works ..also....the mushroom ( phallus indusiatus ) can make a woman spontaneously orgasm by smelling it ...x so ladies is this why you spend so long in the vegetable aisle at Asda and there’s never any mushrooms "

Gave me a great laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't hold in a period like a pee.

High heel shoes don't become flats of you break the heel.

I do not wake up looking cute and beautiful. I wake up looking like a homeless person

Feel free to add yours.

The colour orange was named after the fruit.. most people think the fruit was called an orange because it was orange. But it wasnt

I seen that on something recently, orange used to be lumped in as a variant of red.. hence robin redbreast. "

I saw that to, was it qi?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"The only two days in your life that aren’t 24 hours long is the day you’re born and the day you die

"

How about when the clocks go back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say that they are not liars are not being truthful

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

A survey has suggested if you have trouble orgasming while having sex slip on a pair of socks as having warm feet makes it easier too cum x see that’s where I’ve been going wrong x any feed back welcome x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A survey has suggested if you have trouble orgasming while having sex slip on a pair of socks as having warm feet makes it easier too cum x see that’s where I’ve been going wrong x any feed back welcome x "

Interesting

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By *laine DMan
over a year ago

County Durham

Viagra was discovered by accident when scientists were trying to come up with a treatment for angina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Viagra was discovered by accident when scientists were trying to come up with a treatment for angina "

Seem that movie too

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By *kbloke_11Man
over a year ago

Hockley


"You can't hold in a period like a pee.

High heel shoes don't become flats of you break the heel.

I do not wake up looking cute and beautiful. I wake up looking like a homeless person

Feel free to add yours.

The colour orange was named after the fruit.. most people think the fruit was called an orange because it was orange. But it wasnt"
I have learned everything I know from QI as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Congo has the largest average penis size per person on earth with the average being 7.1 inches

While North Korea come in as the smallest at an average of 3.8 inches"

Oh I dont know,that kim sum whatsisname seems quite a big prick to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poo only smells once its left your body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During Bonfire night and events there are more people injured by exploding hedgehogs than actual firework accidents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyson and other vacuum cleaner companies actually have to make the opening to the pipe a certain size due to a law, a man in america got his penis stuck in the pipe and sued a company and won

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first lesbian film was filmed in 1920

Velcro was invented in 1928

8 years of perfection and research.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average male has 100 billion brain cells*

Increasing only during intercourse....

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

A group of butterflies are called a kaleidoscope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you jog walk you don't burn any more calories than if you walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows can walk up stairs but not back down them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polar bears don have fur they have cylindrical tubes.

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