FabSwingers.com forum: Talk dirty to me.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So your chatting to someone in messages and you want to turn the person in question on. What would you write?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its too rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All comes down to personal preference. Depends if they are more dog or sub etc.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Hiiiii. Me so horny for you You like sucky sucky me love you long time and buy you pink fiat 500

Works every time. Makes me so moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So your chatting to someone in messages and you want to turn the person in question on. What would you write? "

Faf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiiiii. Me so horny for you You like sucky sucky me love you long time and buy you pink fiat 500

Works every time. Makes me so moist "

Hahaha that would do it for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiiiii. Me so horny for you You like sucky sucky me love you long time and buy you pink fiat 500

Works every time. Makes me so moist

Hahaha that would do it for me!"

You like fiat 500 that much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them how there making you feel

Ie horney ect. Or waht you wish you were doing together.

You will soon know were you lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiiiii. Me so horny for you You like sucky sucky me love you long time and buy you pink fiat 500

Works every time. Makes me so moist

Hahaha that would do it for me!"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don’t say would you deep throat to the point of puking all over me coz that would really turn me on PS what bra size are you. Like the message I’ve just had! No wonder some of the blokes don’t get anywhere!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don’t say would you deep throat to the point of puking all over me coz that would really turn me on PS what bra size are you. Like the message I’ve just had! No wonder some of the blokes don’t get anywhere!!!!"

Do you deep throat & swallow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick my love pump!!

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple
over a year ago

City

I want you to grab my throat as you fuck me from behind

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"All comes down to personal preference. Depends if they are more dog or sub etc. "

How about more ‘feline’ then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want you to grab my throat as you fuck me from behind

Okay that may have got me a little wet

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple
over a year ago

City

"I want you to grab my throat as you fuck me from behind

Okay that may have got me a little wet

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Want to press your sweet cheeks against mine and see what crops up or maybe I could see how rockhard you really are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whit who. Show me your boobs.

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple
over a year ago

City

"Want to press your sweet cheeks against mine and see what crops up or maybe I could see how rockhard you really are

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open your legs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Would " can I pound your minge " work ??

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I couldn’t possibly give all my best material away on here.

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple
over a year ago

City

"Open your legs

And let me take your big dick in my mouth and suck you dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not saying you are a slut but your legs open faster than a Jubilee Line Tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the rubbish out...

That cooker needs scrubbing...

You have dirt under your fingernails ewww ...

There's horse pooh in the road, grab it and chuck it on the roses there's a love...

Dirty enough???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Open your legs

And let me take your big dick in my mouth and suck you dry"

You have a purple tongue.. are you a chow chow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great legs..what time do they open? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take the rubbish out...

That cooker needs scrubbing...

You have dirt under your fingernails ewww ...

There's horse pooh in the road, grab it and chuck it on the roses there's a love...

Dirty enough???

Not quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take the rubbish out...

That cooker needs scrubbing...

You have dirt under your fingernails ewww ...

There's horse pooh in the road, grab it and chuck it on the roses there's a love...

Dirty enough???

Not quite

Damn, I knew I was doing something wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat! - Simon Cooper, Inbetweeners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So your chatting to someone in messages and you want to turn the person in question on. What would you write? "
I'm touching my clit thinking of you, it's so wet I need you to show me your hard pulsating organ before you slide it in me and shag me senseless you sexy hairy beast

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

"So your chatting to someone in messages and you want to turn the person in question on. What would you write? "

Depends on the person you want to turn on.. i can be very creative with my words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take the rubbish out...

That cooker needs scrubbing...

You have dirt under your fingernails ewww ...

There's horse pooh in the road, grab it and chuck it on the roses there's a love...

Dirty enough???

Not quite

Damn, I knew I was doing something wrong

Just add a few more and you'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So your chatting to someone in messages and you want to turn the person in question on. What would you write? I'm touching my clit thinking of you, it's so wet I need you to show me your hard pulsating organ before you slide it in me and shag me senseless you sexy hairy beast

Organ??? Hmmmm not sure about that word lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So you've got a clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organ??? Hmmmm not sure about that word lol "
Play a Lil tune for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you've got a clit

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was imagining you talking to a hairy beast I don't talk dirty

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By *ust fun9TV/TS
over a year ago

Swansea

"Hiiiii. Me so horny for you You like sucky sucky me love you long time and buy you pink fiat 500

Works every time. Makes me so moist

Hahaha that would do it for me!"
Sometimes someone writes something really fun..Class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiiiii. Me so horny for you You like sucky sucky me love you long time and buy you pink fiat 500

Works every time. Makes me so moist

Hahaha that would do it for me! Sometimes someone writes something really fun..Class."

Yep. My sort of humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiiiii. Me so horny for you You like sucky sucky me love you long time and buy you pink fiat 500

Works every time. Makes me so moist

Hahaha that would do it for me! Sometimes someone writes something really fun..Class.

Yep. My sort of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went on the moors in the dark and fell down an hole with an owl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds better when Jason Derulo says it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya want some hanky panky or not ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So your chatting to someone in messages and you want to turn the person in question on. What would you write? "

Back at you Op tell us your tricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need to get up - I'm bringing hot coffee and bacon sandwiches back to bed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""No need to get up - I'm bringing hot coffee and bacon sandwiches back to bed"

Marry me

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

""No need to get up - I'm bringing hot coffee and bacon sandwiches back to bed"

Fuck the coffee and the bacon just jump on and take me for the ride of your life yeaaaaaa haaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""No need to get up - I'm bringing hot coffee and bacon sandwiches back to bed"

Marry me "

No marry me

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Ya want some hanky panky or not ??"

Hanky with panky on the side..

Go easy on the not...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Organ??? Hmmmm not sure about that word lol "

Blackpool in the tower ballroom!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

would you help me

put the rubbish out in the morning?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"would you help me

put the rubbish out in the morning?!"

Do it yourself

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I've only done this a couple of times when asked, But I had been talking to them for months and knew a few of their turn on's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only done this a couple of times when asked, But I had been talking to them for months and knew a few of their turn on's "

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