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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could someone’s name (their actual name, not username) put you off them?

I was chatting to someone with the same name as my dad for a while but as I call my dad by his name (we all do as it winds him up) I realised I couldn’t meet them and fuck them.

I also used to meet someone who has the same name as my brother. Thankfully he liked being called ‘sir’, so never really used his name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m also chatting to someone called Karl but god knows how that will go down if we meet, because I can’t say that name! I don’t think any Scottish person can say it properly, sounds like I’m saying ‘carol’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep definately, maybe a one off wouldnt be too bad but yeh plenty of names I wouldnt meet with

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep definately, maybe a one off wouldnt be too bad but yeh plenty of names I wouldnt meet with"

Care to share any examples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No name would but me off except for that shared by a close family member.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we met a younger lad and he had the same name as our son it would be a no, bit too weird for us that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If we met a younger lad and he had the same name as our son it would be a no, bit too weird for us that one."

Ah yes I can imagine!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think it would only put me off if it was the same name as my son

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By *ame15230Man
over a year ago

medway

Yeah same here. If it was same as a younger family member

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"I’m also chatting to someone called Karl but god knows how that will go down if we meet, because I can’t say that name! I don’t think any Scottish person can say it properly, sounds like I’m saying ‘carol’ "

That is the correct pronounciation otherwise the spelling would be Kal, surely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m also chatting to someone called Karl but god knows how that will go down if we meet, because I can’t say that name! I don’t think any Scottish person can say it properly, sounds like I’m saying ‘carol’

That is the correct pronounciation otherwise the spelling would be Kal, surely? "

Nah there needs to be a difference! But I just can’t do it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I’m also chatting to someone called Karl but god knows how that will go down if we meet, because I can’t say that name! I don’t think any Scottish person can say it properly, sounds like I’m saying ‘carol’ "

No way I just had the Karl Carol argument with my boss last week. He's only been there a month or so. We spent a good 10 minutes him asking me where Carol was and me telling him there is no Carol works here and as far as I can remember never has been in the 20 fucking years I've worked there. By the end we was both convinced each of us was taking the piss out the other Right up to when Karl walked up to us and he said that's him thenuu.. No thats Karl I told him. iyyy that's woulda said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m also chatting to someone called Karl but god knows how that will go down if we meet, because I can’t say that name! I don’t think any Scottish person can say it properly, sounds like I’m saying ‘carol’

No way I just had the Karl Carol argument with my boss last week. He's only been there a month or so. We spent a good 10 minutes him asking me where Carol was and me telling him there is no Carol works here and as far as I can remember never has been in the 20 fucking years I've worked there. By the end we was both convinced each of us was taking the piss out the other Right up to when Karl walked up to us and he said that's him thenuu.. No thats Karl I told him. iyyy that's woulda said "

Honestly I can’t say it!!! I work and am good friends with a woman called Carol and we chat about it all the time. She’s from Newcastle originally so can pronounce it properly and differently to Karl but none of us at work can xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I’m also chatting to someone called Karl but god knows how that will go down if we meet, because I can’t say that name! I don’t think any Scottish person can say it properly, sounds like I’m saying ‘carol’

No way I just had the Karl Carol argument with my boss last week. He's only been there a month or so. We spent a good 10 minutes him asking me where Carol was and me telling him there is no Carol works here and as far as I can remember never has been in the 20 fucking years I've worked there. By the end we was both convinced each of us was taking the piss out the other Right up to when Karl walked up to us and he said that's him thenuu.. No thats Karl I told him. iyyy that's woulda said

Honestly I can’t say it!!! I work and am good friends with a woman called Carol and we chat about it all the time. She’s from Newcastle originally so can pronounce it properly and differently to Karl but none of us at work can xx"

I swear he was saying Carol. It's like a comedy between us. As most on here will tell you I've a real broad Manchester accent but also being from Salford that puts even more of a spin on it. Has just as fucked as me. You would be to but in a much nicer way obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m also chatting to someone called Karl but god knows how that will go down if we meet, because I can’t say that name! I don’t think any Scottish person can say it properly, sounds like I’m saying ‘carol’

No way I just had the Karl Carol argument with my boss last week. He's only been there a month or so. We spent a good 10 minutes him asking me where Carol was and me telling him there is no Carol works here and as far as I can remember never has been in the 20 fucking years I've worked there. By the end we was both convinced each of us was taking the piss out the other Right up to when Karl walked up to us and he said that's him thenuu.. No thats Karl I told him. iyyy that's woulda said

Honestly I can’t say it!!! I work and am good friends with a woman called Carol and we chat about it all the time. She’s from Newcastle originally so can pronounce it properly and differently to Karl but none of us at work can xx

I swear he was saying Carol. It's like a comedy between us. As most on here will tell you I've a real broad Manchester accent but also being from Salford that puts even more of a spin on it. Has just as fucked as me. You would be to but in a much nicer way obviously "

Where is your boss from?

And yep, I’m fucked

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Morning Queenie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Queenie "

Hello PP

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Apart from the fact you could be talking absolute bullshit but that you would be doing it in a Scottish accent would have me hard instantly, I've always thought having a FB with same name as wife would make things so much easier. Especially as I talk in my sleep

Someone with same name as my daughter is an instant block!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apart from the fact you could be talking absolute bullshit but that you would be doing it in a Scottish accent would have me hard instantly, I've always thought having a FB with same name as wife would make things so much easier. Especially as I talk in my sleep

Someone with same name as my daughter is an instant block! "

Oh lord

I was chatting to a man for a while and I had the same name as his wife...only found out he had a wife when I told him my name and he said ‘oh no, that’s my wife’s name it would be too weird’

And yeah, I can imagine fucking someone with the same name as your children would be a no go

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Apart from the fact you could be talking absolute bullshit but that you would be doing it in a Scottish accent would have me hard instantly, I've always thought having a FB with same name as wife would make things so much easier. Especially as I talk in my sleep

Someone with same name as my daughter is an instant block!

Oh lord

I was chatting to a man for a while and I had the same name as his wife...only found out he had a wife when I told him my name and he said ‘oh no, that’s my wife’s name it would be too weird’

And yeah, I can imagine fucking someone with the same name as your children would be a no go "

Yeah but a fuckbuddy same name as wife would be excellent

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Apart from the fact you could be talking absolute bullshit but that you would be doing it in a Scottish accent would have me hard instantly, I've always thought having a FB with same name as wife would make things so much easier. Especially as I talk in my sleep

Someone with same name as my daughter is an instant block!

Oh lord

I was chatting to a man for a while and I had the same name as his wife...only found out he had a wife when I told him my name and he said ‘oh no, that’s my wife’s name it would be too weird’

And yeah, I can imagine fucking someone with the same name as your children would be a no go

Yeah but a fuckbuddy same name as wife would be excellent "

And of they'd a Scottish accent, it'd be heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apart from the fact you could be talking absolute bullshit but that you would be doing it in a Scottish accent would have me hard instantly, I've always thought having a FB with same name as wife would make things so much easier. Especially as I talk in my sleep

Someone with same name as my daughter is an instant block!

Oh lord

I was chatting to a man for a while and I had the same name as his wife...only found out he had a wife when I told him my name and he said ‘oh no, that’s my wife’s name it would be too weird’

And yeah, I can imagine fucking someone with the same name as your children would be a no go

Yeah but a fuckbuddy same name as wife would be excellent

And of they'd a Scottish accent, it'd be heaven "

I don’t like my accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could someone’s name (their actual name, not username) put you off them?

I was chatting to someone with the same name as my dad for a while but as I call my dad by his name (we all do as it winds him up) I realised I couldn’t meet them and fuck them.

I also used to meet someone who has the same name as my brother. Thankfully he liked being called ‘sir’, so never really used his name. "

Haha I remember my daughter when she was about 6 on holiday . She met a friend and all holiday she told us her friend was called costie . After a week we met her mum and dad and they was from Glasgow and there daughter was called Kirsty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could someone’s name (their actual name, not username) put you off them?

I was chatting to someone with the same name as my dad for a while but as I call my dad by his name (we all do as it winds him up) I realised I couldn’t meet them and fuck them.

I also used to meet someone who has the same name as my brother. Thankfully he liked being called ‘sir’, so never really used his name. Haha I remember my daughter when she was about 6 on holiday . She met a friend and all holiday she told us her friend was called costie . After a week we met her mum and dad and they was from Glasgow and there daughter was called Kirsty "

Costie

I love a Glaswegian accent!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could someone’s name (their actual name, not username) put you off them?

I was chatting to someone with the same name as my dad for a while but as I call my dad by his name (we all do as it winds him up) I realised I couldn’t meet them and fuck them.

I also used to meet someone who has the same name as my brother. Thankfully he liked being called ‘sir’, so never really used his name. Haha I remember my daughter when she was about 6 on holiday . She met a friend and all holiday she told us her friend was called costie . After a week we met her mum and dad and they was from Glasgow and there daughter was called Kirsty

Costie

I love a Glaswegian accent!! "

it is nice but very hard to understand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could someone’s name (their actual name, not username) put you off them?

I was chatting to someone with the same name as my dad for a while but as I call my dad by his name (we all do as it winds him up) I realised I couldn’t meet them and fuck them.

I also used to meet someone who has the same name as my brother. Thankfully he liked being called ‘sir’, so never really used his name. Haha I remember my daughter when she was about 6 on holiday . She met a friend and all holiday she told us her friend was called costie . After a week we met her mum and dad and they was from Glasgow and there daughter was called Kirsty

Costie

I love a Glaswegian accent!!

It is nice but very hard to understand "

Nahhhhhh it’s sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use to watch Rab C Nesbit . And if I did not get the first bit of what he was saying I did not get any of it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I use to watch Rab C Nesbit . And if I did not get the first bit of what he was saying I did not get any of it x"

Bless ya x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could someone’s name (their actual name, not username) put you off them?

I was chatting to someone with the same name as my dad for a while but as I call my dad by his name (we all do as it winds him up) I realised I couldn’t meet them and fuck them.

I also used to meet someone who has the same name as my brother. Thankfully he liked being called ‘sir’, so never really used his name. Haha I remember my daughter when she was about 6 on holiday . She met a friend and all holiday she told us her friend was called costie . After a week we met her mum and dad and they was from Glasgow and there daughter was called Kirsty

Costie

I love a Glaswegian accent!!

It is nice but very hard to understand

Nahhhhhh it’s sexy "

Haha I'm sure it is . If I knew what they was saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use to watch Rab C Nesbit . And if I did not get the first bit of what he was saying I did not get any of it x

Bless ya x"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could someone’s name (their actual name, not username) put you off them?

I was chatting to someone with the same name as my dad for a while but as I call my dad by his name (we all do as it winds him up) I realised I couldn’t meet them and fuck them.

I also used to meet someone who has the same name as my brother. Thankfully he liked being called ‘sir’, so never really used his name. Haha I remember my daughter when she was about 6 on holiday . She met a friend and all holiday she told us her friend was called costie . After a week we met her mum and dad and they was from Glasgow and there daughter was called Kirsty

Costie

I love a Glaswegian accent!!

It is nice but very hard to understand

Nahhhhhh it’s sexy

Haha I'm sure it is . If I knew what they was saying "

The man I was fucking who liked being called ‘sir’ is Glaswegian. His voice made me melt, have never been so turned on by someone’s voice before

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Apart from the fact you could be talking absolute bullshit but that you would be doing it in a Scottish accent would have me hard instantly, I've always thought having a FB with same name as wife would make things so much easier. Especially as I talk in my sleep

Someone with same name as my daughter is an instant block!

Oh lord

I was chatting to a man for a while and I had the same name as his wife...only found out he had a wife when I told him my name and he said ‘oh no, that’s my wife’s name it would be too weird’

And yeah, I can imagine fucking someone with the same name as your children would be a no go

Yeah but a fuckbuddy same name as wife would be excellent

And of they'd a Scottish accent, it'd be heaven

I don’t like my accent "

I don't care

I love any Scottish or Northern Ireland accent. Probably a lot to do with my love of both places and family heritage but a woman with either of those accents instantly incurs tingles in nether regions.

What was this thread about again?

PS - I loved Ran C Nesbitt but I reckon I only heard half what he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind them moaning in Scottish

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Rab!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apart from the fact you could be talking absolute bullshit but that you would be doing it in a Scottish accent would have me hard instantly, I've always thought having a FB with same name as wife would make things so much easier. Especially as I talk in my sleep

Someone with same name as my daughter is an instant block!

Oh lord

I was chatting to a man for a while and I had the same name as his wife...only found out he had a wife when I told him my name and he said ‘oh no, that’s my wife’s name it would be too weird’

And yeah, I can imagine fucking someone with the same name as your children would be a no go

Yeah but a fuckbuddy same name as wife would be excellent

And of they'd a Scottish accent, it'd be heaven

I don’t like my accent

I don't care

I love any Scottish or Northern Ireland accent. Probably a lot to do with my love of both places and family heritage but a woman with either of those accents instantly incurs tingles in nether regions.

What was this thread about again?

PS - I loved Ran C Nesbitt but I reckon I only heard half what he said "

Maybe one day I’ll send you a wee voice clip of me listening the contents of my fridge.

And it’s about names! Would someone’s name put you off fucking them??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't mind them moaning in Scottish "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could someone’s name (their actual name, not username) put you off them?

I was chatting to someone with the same name as my dad for a while but as I call my dad by his name (we all do as it winds him up) I realised I couldn’t meet them and fuck them.

I also used to meet someone who has the same name as my brother. Thankfully he liked being called ‘sir’, so never really used his name. Haha I remember my daughter when she was about 6 on holiday . She met a friend and all holiday she told us her friend was called costie . After a week we met her mum and dad and they was from Glasgow and there daughter was called Kirsty

Costie

I love a Glaswegian accent!!

It is nice but very hard to understand

Nahhhhhh it’s sexy

Haha I'm sure it is . If I knew what they was saying

The man I was fucking who liked being called ‘sir’ is Glaswegian. His voice made me melt, have never been so turned on by someone’s voice before"

ah well yer have never been to Hull

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could someone’s name (their actual name, not username) put you off them?

I was chatting to someone with the same name as my dad for a while but as I call my dad by his name (we all do as it winds him up) I realised I couldn’t meet them and fuck them.

I also used to meet someone who has the same name as my brother. Thankfully he liked being called ‘sir’, so never really used his name. Haha I remember my daughter when she was about 6 on holiday . She met a friend and all holiday she told us her friend was called costie . After a week we met her mum and dad and they was from Glasgow and there daughter was called Kirsty

Costie

I love a Glaswegian accent!!

It is nice but very hard to understand

Nahhhhhh it’s sexy

Haha I'm sure it is . If I knew what they was saying

The man I was fucking who liked being called ‘sir’ is Glaswegian. His voice made me melt, have never been so turned on by someone’s voice before

ah well yer have never been to Hull "

You’re right - I haven’t!!!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Apart from the fact you could be talking absolute bullshit but that you would be doing it in a Scottish accent would have me hard instantly, I've always thought having a FB with same name as wife would make things so much easier. Especially as I talk in my sleep

Someone with same name as my daughter is an instant block!

Oh lord

I was chatting to a man for a while and I had the same name as his wife...only found out he had a wife when I told him my name and he said ‘oh no, that’s my wife’s name it would be too weird’

And yeah, I can imagine fucking someone with the same name as your children would be a no go

Yeah but a fuckbuddy same name as wife would be excellent

And of they'd a Scottish accent, it'd be heaven

I don’t like my accent

I don't care

I love any Scottish or Northern Ireland accent. Probably a lot to do with my love of both places and family heritage but a woman with either of those accents instantly incurs tingles in nether regions.

What was this thread about again?

PS - I loved Ran C Nesbitt but I reckon I only heard half what he said

Maybe one day I’ll send you a wee voice clip of me listening the contents of my fridge.

And it’s about names! Would someone’s name put you off fucking them?? "

Just the daughters.

I'm thinking that voice clip is something I should only hear without clothes, or launderette may be needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apart from the fact you could be talking absolute bullshit but that you would be doing it in a Scottish accent would have me hard instantly, I've always thought having a FB with same name as wife would make things so much easier. Especially as I talk in my sleep

Someone with same name as my daughter is an instant block!

Oh lord

I was chatting to a man for a while and I had the same name as his wife...only found out he had a wife when I told him my name and he said ‘oh no, that’s my wife’s name it would be too weird’

And yeah, I can imagine fucking someone with the same name as your children would be a no go

Yeah but a fuckbuddy same name as wife would be excellent

And of they'd a Scottish accent, it'd be heaven

I don’t like my accent

I don't care

I love any Scottish or Northern Ireland accent. Probably a lot to do with my love of both places and family heritage but a woman with either of those accents instantly incurs tingles in nether regions.

What was this thread about again?

PS - I loved Ran C Nesbitt but I reckon I only heard half what he said

Maybe one day I’ll send you a wee voice clip of me listening the contents of my fridge.

And it’s about names! Would someone’s name put you off fucking them??

Just the daughters.

I'm thinking that voice clip is something I should only hear without clothes, or launderette may be needed "

Eh?

Who isn’t wearing clothes here? If it were me, I’d wear clothes and lie. It’s just my voice. You’ll never know!!!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Apart from the fact you could be talking absolute bullshit but that you would be doing it in a Scottish accent would have me hard instantly, I've always thought having a FB with same name as wife would make things so much easier. Especially as I talk in my sleep

Someone with same name as my daughter is an instant block!

Oh lord

I was chatting to a man for a while and I had the same name as his wife...only found out he had a wife when I told him my name and he said ‘oh no, that’s my wife’s name it would be too weird’

And yeah, I can imagine fucking someone with the same name as your children would be a no go

Yeah but a fuckbuddy same name as wife would be excellent

And of they'd a Scottish accent, it'd be heaven

I don’t like my accent

I don't care

I love any Scottish or Northern Ireland accent. Probably a lot to do with my love of both places and family heritage but a woman with either of those accents instantly incurs tingles in nether regions.

What was this thread about again?

PS - I loved Ran C Nesbitt but I reckon I only heard half what he said

Maybe one day I’ll send you a wee voice clip of me listening the contents of my fridge.

And it’s about names! Would someone’s name put you off fucking them??

Just the daughters.

I'm thinking that voice clip is something I should only hear without clothes, or launderette may be needed

Eh?

Who isn’t wearing clothes here? If it were me, I’d wear clothes and lie. It’s just my voice. You’ll never know!!!"

Np, I'm still clothed. Not quite that pervy yet. Maybe I'm lacking something

Still interested in the contents of the fridge. I'm bloody ravenous right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apart from the fact you could be talking absolute bullshit but that you would be doing it in a Scottish accent would have me hard instantly, I've always thought having a FB with same name as wife would make things so much easier. Especially as I talk in my sleep

Someone with same name as my daughter is an instant block!

Oh lord

I was chatting to a man for a while and I had the same name as his wife...only found out he had a wife when I told him my name and he said ‘oh no, that’s my wife’s name it would be too weird’

And yeah, I can imagine fucking someone with the same name as your children would be a no go

Yeah but a fuckbuddy same name as wife would be excellent

And of they'd a Scottish accent, it'd be heaven

I don’t like my accent

I don't care

I love any Scottish or Northern Ireland accent. Probably a lot to do with my love of both places and family heritage but a woman with either of those accents instantly incurs tingles in nether regions.

What was this thread about again?

PS - I loved Ran C Nesbitt but I reckon I only heard half what he said

Maybe one day I’ll send you a wee voice clip of me listening the contents of my fridge.

And it’s about names! Would someone’s name put you off fucking them??

Just the daughters.

I'm thinking that voice clip is something I should only hear without clothes, or launderette may be needed

Eh?

Who isn’t wearing clothes here? If it were me, I’d wear clothes and lie. It’s just my voice. You’ll never know!!!

Np, I'm still clothed. Not quite that pervy yet. Maybe I'm lacking something

Still interested in the contents of the fridge. I'm bloody ravenous right now "

Off the top of my head I have bottles of lucozade, a Cadbury’s buttons yoghurt, two lime jellys, two orange jellys and a strawberry jelly. Lots of cheese, two tubs of pasta, some fruit, chicken, bacon, sausages, butter, tomato sauce, burger sauce, two tubs of cream cheese with garlic and herbs, and carrots.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Apart from the fact you could be talking absolute bullshit but that you would be doing it in a Scottish accent would have me hard instantly, I've always thought having a FB with same name as wife would make things so much easier. Especially as I talk in my sleep

Someone with same name as my daughter is an instant block!

Oh lord

I was chatting to a man for a while and I had the same name as his wife...only found out he had a wife when I told him my name and he said ‘oh no, that’s my wife’s name it would be too weird’

And yeah, I can imagine fucking someone with the same name as your children would be a no go

Yeah but a fuckbuddy same name as wife would be excellent

And of they'd a Scottish accent, it'd be heaven

I don’t like my accent

I don't care

I love any Scottish or Northern Ireland accent. Probably a lot to do with my love of both places and family heritage but a woman with either of those accents instantly incurs tingles in nether regions.

What was this thread about again?

PS - I loved Ran C Nesbitt but I reckon I only heard half what he said

Maybe one day I’ll send you a wee voice clip of me listening the contents of my fridge.

And it’s about names! Would someone’s name put you off fucking them??

Just the daughters.

I'm thinking that voice clip is something I should only hear without clothes, or launderette may be needed

Eh?

Who isn’t wearing clothes here? If it were me, I’d wear clothes and lie. It’s just my voice. You’ll never know!!!

Np, I'm still clothed. Not quite that pervy yet. Maybe I'm lacking something

Still interested in the contents of the fridge. I'm bloody ravenous right now

Off the top of my head I have bottles of lucozade, a Cadbury’s buttons yoghurt, two lime jellys, two orange jellys and a strawberry jelly. Lots of cheese, two tubs of pasta, some fruit, chicken, bacon, sausages, butter, tomato sauce, burger sauce, two tubs of cream cheese with garlic and herbs, and carrots. "

Not the same without the voice but add some mayonnaise, some hot sauce and we'd have a great sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apart from the fact you could be talking absolute bullshit but that you would be doing it in a Scottish accent would have me hard instantly, I've always thought having a FB with same name as wife would make things so much easier. Especially as I talk in my sleep

Someone with same name as my daughter is an instant block!

Oh lord

I was chatting to a man for a while and I had the same name as his wife...only found out he had a wife when I told him my name and he said ‘oh no, that’s my wife’s name it would be too weird’

And yeah, I can imagine fucking someone with the same name as your children would be a no go

Yeah but a fuckbuddy same name as wife would be excellent

And of they'd a Scottish accent, it'd be heaven

I don’t like my accent

I don't care

I love any Scottish or Northern Ireland accent. Probably a lot to do with my love of both places and family heritage but a woman with either of those accents instantly incurs tingles in nether regions.

What was this thread about again?

PS - I loved Ran C Nesbitt but I reckon I only heard half what he said

Maybe one day I’ll send you a wee voice clip of me listening the contents of my fridge.

And it’s about names! Would someone’s name put you off fucking them??

Just the daughters.

I'm thinking that voice clip is something I should only hear without clothes, or launderette may be needed

Eh?

Who isn’t wearing clothes here? If it were me, I’d wear clothes and lie. It’s just my voice. You’ll never know!!!

Np, I'm still clothed. Not quite that pervy yet. Maybe I'm lacking something

Still interested in the contents of the fridge. I'm bloody ravenous right now

Off the top of my head I have bottles of lucozade, a Cadbury’s buttons yoghurt, two lime jellys, two orange jellys and a strawberry jelly. Lots of cheese, two tubs of pasta, some fruit, chicken, bacon, sausages, butter, tomato sauce, burger sauce, two tubs of cream cheese with garlic and herbs, and carrots.

Not the same without the voice but add some mayonnaise, some hot sauce and we'd have a great sandwich "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna learn Scottish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm gonna learn Scottish "

Which accent you going for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna learn Scottish

Which accent you going for?"

erm I quite fancy a Kilmarnock one . Is that good ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm gonna learn Scottish

Which accent you going for?

erm I quite fancy a Kilmarnock one . Is that good ? "

All Scottish accents are good

Haven’t heard that for years to be fair

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Apart from the fact you could be talking absolute bullshit but that you would be doing it in a Scottish accent would have me hard instantly, I've always thought having a FB with same name as wife would make things so much easier. Especially as I talk in my sleep

Someone with same name as my daughter is an instant block!

Oh lord

I was chatting to a man for a while and I had the same name as his wife...only found out he had a wife when I told him my name and he said ‘oh no, that’s my wife’s name it would be too weird’

And yeah, I can imagine fucking someone with the same name as your children would be a no go

Yeah but a fuckbuddy same name as wife would be excellent

And of they'd a Scottish accent, it'd be heaven

I don’t like my accent

I don't care

I love any Scottish or Northern Ireland accent. Probably a lot to do with my love of both places and family heritage but a woman with either of those accents instantly incurs tingles in nether regions.

What was this thread about again?

PS - I loved Ran C Nesbitt but I reckon I only heard half what he said

Maybe one day I’ll send you a wee voice clip of me listening the contents of my fridge.

And it’s about names! Would someone’s name put you off fucking them??

Just the daughters.

I'm thinking that voice clip is something I should only hear without clothes, or launderette may be needed

Eh?

Who isn’t wearing clothes here? If it were me, I’d wear clothes and lie. It’s just my voice. You’ll never know!!!

Np, I'm still clothed. Not quite that pervy yet. Maybe I'm lacking something

Still interested in the contents of the fridge. I'm bloody ravenous right now

Off the top of my head I have bottles of lucozade, a Cadbury’s buttons yoghurt, two lime jellys, two orange jellys and a strawberry jelly. Lots of cheese, two tubs of pasta, some fruit, chicken, bacon, sausages, butter, tomato sauce, burger sauce, two tubs of cream cheese with garlic and herbs, and carrots.

Not the same without the voice but add some mayonnaise, some hot sauce and we'd have a great sandwich

Deal "

I'm making the hubbys one extra spicy, so you get a tingle after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Aha I’m sure he’ll appreciate that!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I'm gonna learn Scottish

Which accent you going for?

erm I quite fancy a Kilmarnock one . Is that good ?

All Scottish accents are good

Haven’t heard that for years to be fair "

I love a Scottish accent!

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over a year ago


"I'm gonna learn Scottish

Which accent you going for?

erm I quite fancy a Kilmarnock one . Is that good ?

All Scottish accents are good

Haven’t heard that for years to be fair "

Well it's that or Dundeeish

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Aha I’m sure he’ll appreciate that!"

It was for your benefit, when his tongue is spicy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm gonna learn Scottish

Which accent you going for?

erm I quite fancy a Kilmarnock one . Is that good ?

All Scottish accents are good

Haven’t heard that for years to be fair

Well it's that or Dundeeish "

Dundonian!

That’s me

Well, I’m a fifer, with a wee twang

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aha I’m sure he’ll appreciate that!

It was for your benefit, when his tongue is spicy "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm gonna learn Scottish

Which accent you going for?

erm I quite fancy a Kilmarnock one . Is that good ?

All Scottish accents are good

Haven’t heard that for years to be fair

I love a Scottish accent! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna learn Scottish

Which accent you going for?

erm I quite fancy a Kilmarnock one . Is that good ?

All Scottish accents are good

Haven’t heard that for years to be fair

Well it's that or Dundeeish

Dundonian!

That’s me

Well, I’m a fifer, with a wee twang"

ah east Fife

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Aha I’m sure he’ll appreciate that!

It was for your benefit, when his tongue is spicy

"

I always think of the lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like scotch eggs its a start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm gonna learn Scottish

Which accent you going for?

erm I quite fancy a Kilmarnock one . Is that good ?

All Scottish accents are good

Haven’t heard that for years to be fair

Well it's that or Dundeeish

Dundonian!

That’s me

Well, I’m a fifer, with a wee twang ah east Fife "

That’s me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aha I’m sure he’ll appreciate that!

It was for your benefit, when his tongue is spicy

I always think of the lady "

Such a gentleman!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I like scotch eggs its a start "

That'll do it!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"I like scotch eggs its a start "

Me too, delish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like scotch eggs its a start "

I don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like scotch eggs its a start

That'll do it! "

i know how too woo em

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Aha I’m sure he’ll appreciate that!

It was for your benefit, when his tongue is spicy

I always think of the lady

Such a gentleman!"

The least I can do.

Willing to do more of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like scotch eggs its a start

I don’t "

Shit . That did not work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like scotch eggs its a start

I don’t

Shit .

That did not work "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like scotch eggs its a start

I don’t

Shit .

That did not work

Sorry "

its cool . Scotch eggs Brown sauce yum

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I like scotch eggs its a start

I don’t "

That's ok, Queenie, I'll deal with Tosh...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like scotch eggs its a start

I don’t

That's ok, Queenie, I'll deal with Tosh...

"

You’re a superstar xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like scotch eggs its a start

I don’t

That's ok, Queenie, I'll deal with Tosh...

"

too right i deserve to be punished

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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

First forum post ive seen where people are actually asking for my accent.. its great.

We weegies can be hard to understand but we will do it with a smile

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I like scotch eggs its a start

I don’t

That's ok, Queenie, I'll deal with Tosh...

You’re a superstar xx"

You're welcome xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First forum post ive seen where people are actually asking for my accent.. its great.

We weegies can be hard to understand but we will do it with a smile "

I love it!!!!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I like scotch eggs its a start

I don’t

That's ok, Queenie, I'll deal with Tosh...

too right i deserve to be punished "

Since you asked so nicely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like scotch eggs its a start

I don’t

That's ok, Queenie, I'll deal with Tosh...

too right i deserve to be punished

Since you asked so nicely... "

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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"First forum post ive seen where people are actually asking for my accent.. its great.

We weegies can be hard to understand but we will do it with a smile

I love it!!!!! "

Loving the hair colour Queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First forum post ive seen where people are actually asking for my accent.. its great.

We weegies can be hard to understand but we will do it with a smile

I love it!!!!!

Loving the hair colour Queen "

Ah, thank you ever so much x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First forum post ive seen where people are actually asking for my accent.. its great.

We weegies can be hard to understand but we will do it with a smile

I love it!!!!!

Loving the hair colour Queen "

bet the carpet does not match the curtains

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First forum post ive seen where people are actually asking for my accent.. its great.

We weegies can be hard to understand but we will do it with a smile

I love it!!!!!

Loving the hair colour Queen bet the carpet does not match the curtains "

There isn’t any carpet

Although a few years back I had left over pink dye, so used it on hubby’s pubes. Obviously didn’t work as I didn’t bleach them beforehand, but they had a lovely pink tinge for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First forum post ive seen where people are actually asking for my accent.. its great.

We weegies can be hard to understand but we will do it with a smile

I love it!!!!!

Loving the hair colour Queen bet the carpet does not match the curtains

There isn’t any carpet

Although a few years back I had left over pink dye, so used it on hubby’s pubes. Obviously didn’t work as I didn’t bleach them beforehand, but they had a lovely pink tinge for a while "

Haha I'm glad you got the joke or that could of been embarrassing

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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"First forum post ive seen where people are actually asking for my accent.. its great.

We weegies can be hard to understand but we will do it with a smile

I love it!!!!!

Loving the hair colour Queen bet the carpet does not match the curtains

There isn’t any carpet

Although a few years back I had left over pink dye, so used it on hubby’s pubes. Obviously didn’t work as I didn’t bleach them beforehand, but they had a lovely pink tinge for a while "

Haha brilliant xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First forum post ive seen where people are actually asking for my accent.. its great.

We weegies can be hard to understand but we will do it with a smile

I love it!!!!!

Loving the hair colour Queen bet the carpet does not match the curtains

There isn’t any carpet

Although a few years back I had left over pink dye, so used it on hubby’s pubes. Obviously didn’t work as I didn’t bleach them beforehand, but they had a lovely pink tinge for a while

Haha brilliant xx"

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First forum post ive seen where people are actually asking for my accent.. its great.

We weegies can be hard to understand but we will do it with a smile

I love it!!!!!

Loving the hair colour Queen bet the carpet does not match the curtains

There isn’t any carpet

Although a few years back I had left over pink dye, so used it on hubby’s pubes. Obviously didn’t work as I didn’t bleach them beforehand, but they had a lovely pink tinge for a while

Haha I'm glad you got the joke or that could of been embarrassing "

You think I’m a dafty? Of course I got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First forum post ive seen where people are actually asking for my accent.. its great.

We weegies can be hard to understand but we will do it with a smile

I love it!!!!!

Loving the hair colour Queen bet the carpet does not match the curtains

There isn’t any carpet

Although a few years back I had left over pink dye, so used it on hubby’s pubes. Obviously didn’t work as I didn’t bleach them beforehand, but they had a lovely pink tinge for a while

Haha I'm glad you got the joke or that could of been embarrassing

You think I’m a dafty? Of course I got it "

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Scottish accent is apparently the most trustworthy according to surveys.

But anyway, back to the question, only if they had the same name as my mum or daughters. Or would only call them by their fabname to get round it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i forget it anyway just use the username most the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scottish accent is apparently the most trustworthy according to surveys.

But anyway, back to the question, only if they had the same name as my mum or daughters. Or would only call them by their fabname to get round it "

What if their username included their real name?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Scottish accent is apparently the most trustworthy according to surveys.

But anyway, back to the question, only if they had the same name as my mum or daughters. Or would only call them by their fabname to get round it

What if their username included their real name? "

Oooh good one.

Probably a no then, would feel a bit weird.

I do have a massive sense of relief seeing as neither my mum or daughters are called Queenie or Leviosa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scottish accent is apparently the most trustworthy according to surveys.

But anyway, back to the question, only if they had the same name as my mum or daughters. Or would only call them by their fabname to get round it

What if their username included their real name?

Oooh good one.

Probably a no then, would feel a bit weird.

I do have a massive sense of relief seeing as neither my mum or daughters are called Queenie or Leviosa "

Ahaha, do you know my real name?

(Just yes or no, don’t out me! )

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Scottish accent is apparently the most trustworthy according to surveys.

But anyway, back to the question, only if they had the same name as my mum or daughters. Or would only call them by their fabname to get round it

What if their username included their real name?

Oooh good one.

Probably a no then, would feel a bit weird.

I do have a massive sense of relief seeing as neither my mum or daughters are called Queenie or Leviosa

Ahaha, do you know my real name?

(Just yes or no, don’t out me! )"

No.

In my head it's a Traditional Scottish name, always said with a Scottish accent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scottish accent is apparently the most trustworthy according to surveys.

But anyway, back to the question, only if they had the same name as my mum or daughters. Or would only call them by their fabname to get round it

What if their username included their real name?

Oooh good one.

Probably a no then, would feel a bit weird.

I do have a massive sense of relief seeing as neither my mum or daughters are called Queenie or Leviosa

Ahaha, do you know my real name?

(Just yes or no, don’t out me! )

No.

In my head it's a Traditional Scottish name, always said with a Scottish accent "

Hahaha it’s a very boring name. I was Caitlin for three weeks until my mum decided I’d suit something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was chatting to a lass on another site for a while. Getting on great and had planned to meet as there was a fair few miles between us. I had to pull out the day before when she told me her name. It was the same as my daughters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was chatting to a lass on another site for a while. Getting on great and had planned to meet as there was a fair few miles between us. I had to pull out the day before when she told me her name. It was the same as my daughters. "

Aw no!!!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"......

In my head it's a Traditional Scottish name, always said with a Scottish accent

Hahaha it’s a very boring name. I was Caitlin for three weeks until my mum decided I’d suit something else "

We have a very imaginative family, same for James swapped around going back generations.

Very confusing at family gatherings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was chatting to a lass on another site for a while. Getting on great and had planned to meet as there was a fair few miles between us. I had to pull out the day before when she told me her name. It was the same as my daughters.

Aw no!!! "

Luckily she understood and we are still text mates

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was chatting to a lass on another site for a while. Getting on great and had planned to meet as there was a fair few miles between us. I had to pull out the day before when she told me her name. It was the same as my daughters.

Aw no!!!

Luckily she understood and we are still text mates "

Aw that’s not too bad at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could someone’s name (their actual name, not username) put you off them?

I was chatting to someone with the same name as my dad for a while but as I call my dad by his name (we all do as it winds him up) I realised I couldn’t meet them and fuck them.

I also used to meet someone who has the same name as my brother. Thankfully he liked being called ‘sir’, so never really used his name. "

felicity or porche omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apart from the fact you could be talking absolute bullshit but that you would be doing it in a Scottish accent would have me hard instantly, I've always thought having a FB with same name as wife would make things so much easier. Especially as I talk in my sleep

Someone with same name as my daughter is an instant block!

Oh lord

I was chatting to a man for a while and I had the same name as his wife...only found out he had a wife when I told him my name and he said ‘oh no, that’s my wife’s name it would be too weird’

And yeah, I can imagine fucking someone with the same name as your children would be a no go "

I mean, it avoids the possibility of accidentally shouting out the wrong name, I guess...

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Couldn't meet anyone with the same name as my sister Ewww

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