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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm actively seeking it

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Smelling of what? Fish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

My cat's just been in the litter tray... any good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha...Charmer right there!!!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm actively seeking it

I think you would annoy my cats....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cat's just been in the litter tray... any good?"

Mmmm shitty pussy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear God "

Can smell it from here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smelling of what? Fish? "

I don't know dude... I'm just bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelling of what? Fish?

I don't know dude... I'm just bored."

bored???? post something interesting ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the Titty Twister Chet will sort it for you ? Pussy, pussy, pussy!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!

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Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.

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Try and beat pussy for a penny!

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!

[As a vampire] You know what they say about me? I suck ! Chet Dusk til Dawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smelling of what? Fish?

I don't know dude... I'm just bored.

bored???? post something interesting ffs

I'm not here to entertain you love

Sorry

Unless of course you're pre shower...?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Go to the Titty Twister Chet will sort it for you ? Pussy, pussy, pussy!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!

Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!

This is a pussy blow out!

C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!

If we don’t got it, you don't want it!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Attention pussy shoppers!

Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!

If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!

Try and beat pussy for a penny!

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!

[As a vampire] You know what they say about me? I suck ! Chet Dusk til Dawn "

That’s one minute I’ll never get back!!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Wahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Brilliant thread!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Best bit of the film Dusk till Dawn! First time I watched it I was howling at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear God

Can smell it from here"

Mine smells of roses

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh dear God

Can smell it from here

Mine smells of roses

Mine smells of period.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Oh dear God

Can smell it from here

Mine smells of roses

Mine smells of period. "

Yes!! Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when it smells of rotten fish, you know youre in for a good time

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By *abmummy27Woman
over a year ago

up north

"Oh dear God

Can smell it from here

Mine smells of roses

Mine smells of period. "

Not just me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple pie pussy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear God

Can smell it from here

Mine smells of roses

Smelly doesn't have to be bad!

But yeah I'm calling BS. If you smell of roses, many men would have died for failing to come up for air.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when it smells of rotten fish, you know youre in for a good time"

Need those omega oils

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear God

Can smell it from here

Mine smells of roses

Mine smells of period. "

I can be vampiric

For you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear God

Can smell it from here

Mine smells of roses

Mine smells of period. "

Better go give yourself a wash before he pm's you lol x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh dear God

Can smell it from here

Mine smells of roses

Mine smells of period.

Better go give yourself a wash before he pm's you lol x"

I'll let him wring out my fanny mattress. I mean, they can't be good for the environment. I can picture it now, like buffalo bills cellar, washing lines strewn across the room and used always ultra hanging off them, wings and all like bats in all their glory.

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear God

Can smell it from here

Mine smells of roses

Mine smells of period.

Better go give yourself a wash before he pm's you lol x

Fuckin whit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actively seeking it

Next doors cat come to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fucking dear!! What a thread! This is why women/couples add the ‘no weirdos’ line to their profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear God

Can smell it from here

Mine smells of roses

Mine smells of period.

Better go give yourself a wash before he pm's you lol x

Fanny mattress. I’m dying!

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By *litzy-Red-DevilWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

WHY?

FML what a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to the Titty Twister Chet will sort it for you ? Pussy, pussy, pussy!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!

Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!

This is a pussy blow out!

C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!

If we don’t got it, you don't want it!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Attention pussy shoppers!

Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!

If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!

Try and beat pussy for a penny!

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!

[As a vampire] You know what they say about me? I suck ! Chet Dusk til Dawn "

Don't tell me you actually sat there and typed all that?

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Go to the Titty Twister Chet will sort it for you ? Pussy, pussy, pussy!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!

Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!

This is a pussy blow out!

C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!

If we don’t got it, you don't want it!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Attention pussy shoppers!

Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!

If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!

Try and beat pussy for a penny!

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!

[As a vampire] You know what they say about me? I suck ! Chet Dusk til Dawn

Don't tell me you actually sat there and typed all that?

Copy & paste is a great invention lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear God

Can smell it from here

Mine smells of roses

Mine smells of period.

Better go give yourself a wash before he pm's you lol x

Yeah, I'm down for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear God

Can smell it from here

Mine smells of roses

Mine smells of period. "

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Best bit of the film Dusk till Dawn! First time I watched it I was howling at that

No. The best bit was Salman Hayek dancing with the snake. Hubbard Hubbard.

OP might like the smell of her after that dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to the Titty Twister Chet will sort it for you ? Pussy, pussy, pussy!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!

Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!

This is a pussy blow out!

C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!

If we don’t got it, you don't want it!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Attention pussy shoppers!

Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!

If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!

Try and beat pussy for a penny!

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!

[As a vampire] You know what they say about me? I suck ! Chet Dusk til Dawn

Don't tell me you actually sat there and typed all that?

Copy & paste is a great invention lol "

I hope it was lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh fucking dear!! What a thread! This is why women/couples add the ‘no weirdos’ line to their profiles

Yup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the honourable gentleman has offended everyone or should you only be offended if you have a so called ‘smelly pussy’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh fucking dear!! What a thread! This is why women/couples add the ‘no weirdos’ line to their profiles

Try to have some fun fuckboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to the Titty Twister Chet will sort it for you ? Pussy, pussy, pussy!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!

Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!

This is a pussy blow out!

C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!

If we don’t got it, you don't want it!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Attention pussy shoppers!

Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!

If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!

Try and beat pussy for a penny!

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!

[As a vampire] You know what they say about me? I suck ! Chet Dusk til Dawn

Don't tell me you actually sat there and typed all that?

Copy & paste is a great invention lol

I hope it was lol"
OBVIOUSLY COPY AND PASTE lol just watched on Youtube as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh fucking dear!! What a thread! This is why women/couples add the ‘no weirdos’ line to their profiles

Try to have some fun fuckboy"

Stop pussyfooting about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smelly sweaty yeasty pissflaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smelly sweaty yeasty pissflaps "

Oh dear oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smelly sweaty yeasty pissflaps

Oh dear oh dear

I was eating and now I can’t

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"smelly sweaty yeasty pissflaps

Oh dear oh dear

I was eating and now I can’t

What stopped you eating the pissflaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smelly sweaty yeasty pissflaps

Oh dear oh dear

I was eating and now I can’t

What stopped you eating the pissflaps?

Your comment reminded me of a bad experience

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I'm actively seeking it

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"smelly sweaty yeasty pissflaps

Oh dear oh dear

I was eating and now I can’t

What stopped you eating the pissflaps?

Your comment reminded me of a bad experience "

Wasn't my comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smelly sweaty yeasty pissflaps

Oh dear oh dear

I was eating and now I can’t

What stopped you eating the pissflaps?

Your comment reminded me of a bad experience

Wasn't my comment

Oh my bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh fucking dear!! What a thread! This is why women/couples add the ‘no weirdos’ line to their profiles

Try to have some fun fuckboy"

Have some fun?? Lol I do have fun mate, no problems with that for me. And as for fuckboy?? Really??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six in the morning, ni**a at my door

I'm tryna figure out what he out that for

Last time i seen him he was talking shit

Found out his new girl can't suck no dick

Hit the intercom I ain't let him in

Pussy ni**a lucky I ain't fuck his friends

Prolly thought at bitch, Would be down and out

Till he seen my riding round in that chromed out Benz

South Beach nigga you ain't bout that life

You cross that bridge they taking all the ice

You don't want no problems with them boys from the bottom

Strip your ass butt naked and hit the turn pike

You's a fuck boy, fuck boy

My bitch been said it

That's why I should've let your best friend get it

We went on trips you bought Chanel

But money ain't shit when you soft as hell

Cause you's a fuck boy, fuck boy

My momma even said it

Got a new ni**a I ain't even gotta sweat it

You still gon talk and that's a got damn shame

But a hoe gon be a hoe and a lame gon be a lame FUCK BOY

Lyrics to an actual song COPY and Pasted

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

Clearly he's looking for a disco fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clearly he's looking for a disco fanny

What’s a disco fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jmac song on Youtube ? or an extremely large cheesy with lots of toppings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear God

Can smell it from here

Mine smells of roses

Mine smells of period.

I can be vampiric

For you..."

What in the holy fuck at first it was funny now im ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear God

Can smell it from here

Mine smells of roses

Mine smells of period.

Better go give yourself a wash before he pm's you lol x

Yeah, I'm down for that.

U go nibble that jam rag have fun just domt give us an update pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That will wow the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and who said romance was dead /

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

"Oh dear God

Can smell it from here

Mine smells of roses

Mine smells of period.

Better go give yourself a wash before he pm's you lol x

That's hilarious! If you were an author, I'd buy your book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actively seeking it

Why , what do you like about it

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puke!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelling of what? Fish? "

When has a vagina actually ever smelt of fish, never ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelling of what? Fish?

When has a vagina actually ever smelt of fish, never ?!"
i use too actually wonder what fish smelt like before women swam in the sea

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Smelly cat smelly cat

What have they been feeding you

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