FabSwingers.com forum: Lie

By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

I’m a 6”5 muscle bound Adonis with a 12 inch cock and I love to crack coconuts with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a 6”5 muscle bound Adonis with a 12 inch cock and I love to crack coconuts with it"

You told me it was 13 inches

Misrepresentation I'd say

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

felt like 14

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bi.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I’m a 6”5 muscle bound Adonis with a 12 inch cock and I love to crack coconuts with it

You told me it was 13 inches

Misrepresentation I'd say"

I measure in euro inches we always add on an extra 1/5th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bi"
polar

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm a tall blonde long leg Scandinavian lady with gravity defining tits.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"felt like 14

That was the extra viagra doing that

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

i last for so long and have such amazing stamina

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm a 6ft blonde, leggy nymphomaniac x

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Two leggy women in one thread what are thare odds. I think I’ve grown another inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a tall blonde long leg Scandinavian lady with gravity defining tits. "
Gravity might define them when you are older but I hope at the moment they defy gravity. Looks like they do anyway. Very nice.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I’m a 6”5 muscle bound Adonis with a 12 inch cock and I love to crack coconuts with it

You told me it was 13 inches

Misrepresentation I'd say"

So do you come her often. ?? Fancy a kebab and maybe I can show you my Rolex collection and we can compare notes

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"felt like 14

That was the extra viagra doing that "

how many did you take

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I would comment but I'm too busy replying to all the messages from the queue of women waiting to shag me senseless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fighting the women away with a stick

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

the votes are in and i have the biggest cock on the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would comment but I'm too busy replying to all the messages from the queue of women waiting to shag me senseless."

We all have this problem

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

I'm actually a woman pretending to be a man, pretending to be a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a virgin

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm flat chested and 6 foot tall

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'm actually a woman pretending to be a man, pretending to be a woman

If only you were my type I’d have to let you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a 6”5 muscle bound Adonis with a 12 inch cock and I love to crack coconuts with it

You told me it was 13 inches

Misrepresentation I'd say

So do you come her often. ?? Fancy a kebab and maybe I can show you my Rolex collection and we can compare notes"

Only if you promise to set up a mmf for me

I'm too fucking lazy to do it myself

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

I hate bondage

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"felt like 14

That was the extra viagra doing that

how many did you take"

Just the three this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message from a woman.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I’m a 6”5 muscle bound Adonis with a 12 inch cock and I love to crack coconuts with it

You told me it was 13 inches

Misrepresentation I'd say

So do you come her often. ?? Fancy a kebab and maybe I can show you my Rolex collection and we can compare notes

Only if you promise to set up a mmf for me

I'm too fucking lazy to do it myself"

So your saying your not lazy but you’d rather eat a bowl of fruit than have a mmf How about a mmftv. Then you could plaY with my huge cock and tell the other two cunts to Fuck off

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Theresa May gave me a blow job earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a 6”5 muscle bound Adonis with a 12 inch cock and I love to crack coconuts with it

You told me it was 13 inches

Misrepresentation I'd say

So do you come her often. ?? Fancy a kebab and maybe I can show you my Rolex collection and we can compare notes

Only if you promise to set up a mmf for me

I'm too fucking lazy to do it myself

So your saying your not lazy but you’d rather eat a bowl of fruit than have a mmf How about a mmftv. Then you could plaY with my huge cock and tell the other two cunts to Fuck off "

I wouldnt do it anyway

I was lying and you didnt spot it

Only perves do that fucked up shit

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I’m a 6”5 muscle bound Adonis with a 12 inch cock and I love to crack coconuts with it

You told me it was 13 inches

Misrepresentation I'd say

So do you come her often. ?? Fancy a kebab and maybe I can show you my Rolex collection and we can compare notes

Only if you promise to set up a mmf for me

I'm too fucking lazy to do it myself

So your saying your not lazy but you’d rather eat a bowl of fruit than have a mmf How about a mmftv. Then you could plaY with my huge cock and tell the other two cunts to Fuck off

I wouldnt do it anyway

I was lying and you didnt spot it

Only perves do that fucked up shit"

So you would do it and your not lying so I’ve pulled. Oooooooo. In your face suckers I win I win

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

I’ve had a three way with a fruit and a biscuit and I absolutely loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are virgins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything on my profile is true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything on my profile is true. "

Mine too

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you know how rare even a 9" cock is? Maybe 1 in 10000

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I invented the Garibaldi biscuit.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

I dress smart and professionally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a size 8.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I invented the Garibaldi biscuit."

Your a bloody legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm I'm 5'2 eyes of blue and I really need a screw but with who....... Maybe you and you and you

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm a 78 year old retired greengrocer from the Outer Hebrides, my name is Beryl.

In my spare time I knit angora jumpers for alpacas with alopecia.

*true story.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

I just woke up and had the best sex ever with my next door neighbour who called around for some sugar. He was quiet impressed with the size of my cock

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Got up early this morning, did all my chores, cooked and ate a full English, cracked on with work.

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