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The pencil test

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

How many women have tried it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been able to do it since I was 12

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

pfft......i can fit a whole art set under mine....including the easel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a pencil test?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea what it is. Do I need to Google?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s a pencil test? If it’s rude I’ll be needing pictures

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

London sometimes


"No idea what it is. Do I need to Google?"

I’m guessing you would pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er

Is this an important test ??

I’ve womanly boobs so probably not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea what it is. Do I need to Google?

I’m guessing you would pass. "

Oh good - I think

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I can hold a desk under mine time and gravity have not been kind to me

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

Actually I’m not sure which way round is pass or fail.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Actually I’m not sure which way round is pass or fail. "

Pass is when you 'don't' need a bra - the pencil falls. Fail is when you 'do' need a bra and the pencil stays.

I go braless when I want regardless of being able to keep a pencil up there.

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By *orsche40Couple
over a year ago

northwich

Oh yes easily lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can hold a desk under mine time and gravity have not been kind to me "

I’ll make a note on your profile

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

[Removed by poster at 27/08/18 10:56:46]

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

London sometimes


"Actually I’m not sure which way round is pass or fail.

Pass is when you 'don't' need a bra - the pencil falls. Fail is when you 'do' need a bra and the pencil stays.

I go braless when I want regardless of being able to keep a pencil up there. "

A small branch of WH Smith’s?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"pfft......i can fit a whole art set under mine....including the easel "

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Not a problem

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Actually I’m not sure which way round is pass or fail.

Pass is when you 'don't' need a bra - the pencil falls. Fail is when you 'do' need a bra and the pencil stays.

I go braless when I want regardless of being able to keep a pencil up there.

A small branch of WH Smith’s? "

Ha! Is that an insult or a compliment? I can't tell.

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

London sometimes


"Actually I’m not sure which way round is pass or fail.

Pass is when you 'don't' need a bra - the pencil falls. Fail is when you 'do' need a bra and the pencil stays.

I go braless when I want regardless of being able to keep a pencil up there.

A small branch of WH Smith’s?

Ha! Is that an insult or a compliment? I can't tell."

It most definitely a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually I’m not sure which way round is pass or fail.

Pass is when you 'don't' need a bra - the pencil falls. Fail is when you 'do' need a bra and the pencil stays.

I go braless when I want regardless of being able to keep a pencil up there. "

That’s one for the wank bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, it's falls, I've gone braless for 11 years in an attempt to make my enhanced breasts sag a little, but silicone weighs less than breast tissue and gravity just doesn't affect them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, it's falls, I've gone braless for 11 years in an attempt to make my enhanced breasts sag a little, but silicone weighs less than breast tissue and gravity just doesn't affect them. "

Wow great tits

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

London sometimes


"Nope, it's falls, I've gone braless for 11 years in an attempt to make my enhanced breasts sag a little, but silicone weighs less than breast tissue and gravity just doesn't affect them. "

Maybe I can assist gravity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can keep a whole bunch of pencils under mine. X

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm going to take a picture

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

There’s a pencil in the Keswick pencil museum I would challenge any woman to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What exactly is it then? Still not fully clear from the responses above

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby


"There’s a pencil in the Keswick pencil museum I would challenge any woman to use "

even I would be hard pushed to do it with that one

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"There’s a pencil in the Keswick pencil museum I would challenge any woman to use

even I would be hard pushed to do it with that one "

There’s a challenge for the ladies of Fab lol

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Actually I’m not sure which way round is pass or fail.

Pass is when you 'don't' need a bra - the pencil falls. Fail is when you 'do' need a bra and the pencil stays.

I go braless when I want regardless of being able to keep a pencil up there.

A small branch of WH Smith’s? "

I remember Victoria Wood using that in her stand up show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d fail. My boobs resemble Dumbo’s ears, slight breeze and no bra and i’d take off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks to someone kindly telling me ... It's safe to say I pass

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"What exactly is it then? Still not fully clear from the responses above "

Stick a pencil in the fold of your breast and see if it drops or not. If it does you dint need a bra if it doesn't, you do.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"What exactly is it then? Still not fully clear from the responses above "

Get yourself a pencil, take your bra off, lift left boob and see if you can ‘hold’ the pencil under your boob. Repeat with right boob. Feel free to take pics and display the results in here

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

Yes, it would be great to see some pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's de rigueur for builders to keep one behind their ear.....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I’ve never tried it ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hold two cans of beer under mine. One under each.....warm beer anyone? ( I can also carry pints on top)

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I've never tried but the pencil would probably stay there all day if I wanted it to. But I don't care, I think I look OK braless anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s a pencil test? If it’s rude I’ll be needing pictures "

I think it’s a boob firmness test, they put a pencil under the boob and if it holds then the boobs are classed as, erm, not firm. If the pencil drops then that are firm. I don’t condone such things I might add.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures please

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

London sometimes


"I can hold two cans of beer under mine. One under each.....warm beer anyone? ( I can also carry pints on top) "

You’d be a very popular barmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My work colleagues are always wandering where I stash the pens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can hold two cans of beer under mine. One under each.....warm beer anyone? ( I can also carry pints on top)

You’d be a very popular barmaid "

My calling is Oktoberfest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s a pencil test? If it’s rude I’ll be needing pictures

I think it’s a boob firmness test, they put a pencil under the boob and if it holds then the boobs are classed as, erm, not firm. If the pencil drops then that are firm. I don’t condone such things I might add."

My boobs must weigh a stone each, they would never be firm and perky. They are a self defence mechanism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay for small boobs. I'll have to carry my pen behind my ear then

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil_test_(breasts)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s a pencil test? If it’s rude I’ll be needing pictures

I think it’s a boob firmness test, they put a pencil under the boob and if it holds then the boobs are classed as, erm, not firm. If the pencil drops then that are firm. I don’t condone such things I might add.

My boobs must weigh a stone each, they would never be firm and perky. They are a self defence mechanism. "

Well you could beat me up with them any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your doing it with an Apple Pencil.....then

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Yay for small boobs. I'll have to carry my pen behind my ear then "

Where’s your tool belt gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just tried it and don't need a bra but getting close!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do some men do this test?

#LoveYourMoobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do some men do this test?

#LoveYourMoobs"

What size towel can you hang off a hard on for men isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do some men do this test?

#LoveYourMoobs"
I tried to but she wouldn't let me. We were in Tescos though so perhaps that had something to do with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do some men do this test?

#LoveYourMoobs

What size towel can you hang off a hard on for men isnt it? "

I can manage a duvet cover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do some men do this test?

#LoveYourMoobsI tried to but she wouldn't let me. We were in Tescos though so perhaps that had something to do with it. "

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oh I could keep the persons holding the pencil under mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pencil just falls down. It's weird I always would have liked my boobs to be bigger when I was younger but I'm glad they are the size they are now. Can't believe at 43 I passed this lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it work with cock and bollocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. And no, I wouldn't be able to do it

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