FabSwingers.com forum: Panda paralysis..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So a Scottish zoo gets a couple of pandas from China, which they hope will produce babies.

Mt question is this: If these two pandas were going to get it on you'd have thought they'd have saved themselves the trip and did the business back in China. Or do the authorities think that once they get to Scotland they'll think, "Hey, fancy a holiday romance?" or it could be a subtle pl;oy to put them in a climate so fookin cold they'll have to snuggle up to keep warm and we all know how one thing can lead to another...

By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Judging by their eyes, they've been resorting to fisticuffs rather than shagging.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotland now has more Giant Pandas than Tory MP's