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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm crap at growing my nails as they always break, think I do too much physical work for them to grow nicely.

So I sometimes get false nails put on. However I do worry when I'm playing with others that I loose a nail in a 'delicate' place, or I scratch my playmates by accident.

Imagine having to say to a lady after I've fingered her to orgasm.."excuse me, could you just lie with your legs spread for a few moments longer whilst I go back in and fish out my acrylic nail".

How do you ladies manage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm crap at growing my nails as they always break, think I do too much physical work for them to grow nicely.

So I sometimes get false nails put on. However I do worry when I'm playing with others that I loose a nail in a 'delicate' place, or I scratch my playmates by accident.

Imagine having to say to a lady after I've fingered her to orgasm.."excuse me, could you just lie with your legs spread for a few moments longer whilst I go back in and fish out my acrylic nail".

How do you ladies manage? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL! That would be a disaster! Hahaha.

I get my nails done professionally, I used to have them long but prefer them medium now.

I’ve not lost one in a mans arse yet! If I do... I’ll update you!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Never had any issues. They're pretty robust!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the same problem but due to my job I have to keep them short but I really prefer women with short nails. Fingering someone when you have long nails is an art lost to most. I also like to see if their nails are clean before they plunge into my clunge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the same problem but due to my job I have to keep them short but I really prefer women with short nails. Fingering someone when you have long nails is an art lost to most. I also like to see if their nails are clean before they plunge into my clunge "

Plunge into my clunge! Hahahaha, I love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first thoughts about OPs "problem" was how many people would've gone ewww if it was a man's thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been an issue here! I tend to put on a new set before a meet and I’ve not lost one yet. I keep them rounded so I don’t cut any of the lovely ladies we play with though!

The glue sets solid so I’m sure you’ll be fine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have the same problem but due to my job I have to keep them short but I really prefer women with short nails. Fingering someone when you have long nails is an art lost to most. I also like to see if their nails are clean before they plunge into my clunge

Plunge into my clunge! Hahahaha, I love that. "

Me too, hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My first thoughts about OPs "problem" was how many people would've gone ewww if it was a man's thread?"

Probably everyone as men aren't meant to have long nails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not wanting to hijack your thread but wanted to add that it doesn't go un-noticed by us guys, nicely manicured nails.

Nicely kept nails is very very sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My first thoughts about OPs "problem" was how many people would've gone ewww if it was a man's thread?

Probably everyone as men aren't meant to have long nails."

Was thinking about your search and rescue!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"I'm crap at growing my nails as they always break, think I do too much physical work for them to grow nicely.

So I sometimes get false nails put on. However I do worry when I'm playing with others that I loose a nail in a 'delicate' place, or I scratch my playmates by accident.

Imagine having to say to a lady after I've fingered her to orgasm.."excuse me, could you just lie with your legs spread for a few moments longer whilst I go back in and fish out my acrylic nail".

How do you ladies manage? "
thats exactly what happened to me only it was a tv and not a lady. Got it stuck right up inside and had to fish it out. Never let anyone with false finger nails come near me again i was even just recalling the incident on another thread how weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm crap at growing my nails as they always break, think I do too much physical work for them to grow nicely.

So I sometimes get false nails put on. However I do worry when I'm playing with others that I loose a nail in a 'delicate' place, or I scratch my playmates by accident.

Imagine having to say to a lady after I've fingered her to orgasm.."excuse me, could you just lie with your legs spread for a few moments longer whilst I go back in and fish out my acrylic nail".

How do you ladies manage? "

Gel nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not wanting to hijack your thread but wanted to add that it doesn't go un-noticed by us guys, nicely manicured nails.

Nicely kept nails is very very sexy."

Nails is nail and please dont talk for me i speak for me thanks

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"I'm crap at growing my nails as they always break, think I do too much physical work for them to grow nicely.

So I sometimes get false nails put on. However I do worry when I'm playing with others that I loose a nail in a 'delicate' place, or I scratch my playmates by accident.

Imagine having to say to a lady after I've fingered her to orgasm.."excuse me, could you just lie with your legs spread for a few moments longer whilst I go back in and fish out my acrylic nail".

How do you ladies manage? "
thats exactly what happened to me only it was a tv and not a lady. Got it stuck right up inside and had to fish it out. Never let anyone with false finger nails come near me again i was even just recalling the incident on another thread how weird

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Never had any issues. They're pretty robust!"

How many ladies have you fingered then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not wanting to hijack your thread but wanted to add that it doesn't go un-noticed by us guys, nicely manicured nails.

Nicely kept nails is very very sexy."

Well I'm not for you then, my nails are crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After I posted my thread about finding well kept nails very sexy... I’m watching this with interest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t dare, I’d be too nervous of causing damage. There are so many toys available why risk it?

And if you insist..or the person does.. gloves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ow! No, no long false nails near my vag thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ow! No, no long false nails near my vag thank you. "

Exactly, this is my concern.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"Ow! No, no long false nails near my vag thank you.

Exactly, this is my concern."
have you read my reply on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had to retrieve false nails before, not on a sexual way but still rather embarrassing

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I must be the only woman that hasn’t had false nails ever, my nails grow fast and are very strong so no one needs to worry about anything pinging off me

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Never had any issues. They're pretty robust!

How many ladies have you fingered then?"

Was actually thinking about your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't ever finger a woman personally, but I don't like men with long nails fingering me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grow/manicure my own nails ...tried falsies once and they weakened my own nails(never again)! Took 5mths to get back to normal..... .....that said i dont finger the ladies anyway

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Never had any issues. They're pretty robust!

How many ladies have you fingered then?

Was actually thinking about your arse "

Fair point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have gel polish on my own natural nails. Can't get on with acrylics and my nails grow long with the gels cos they're too nice to nibble.

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