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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on what’s the best chat up lines u have said/heard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a haunted house? Because every time I come inside you, I cry a little.

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By *layfulfoxMan
over a year ago

nowhere

Has anyone ever had one used on them by a woman? Like a blatant one?

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth


"Has anyone ever had one used on them by a woman? Like a blatant one?"

I had a young lady say to me after just a couple of drinks so knowing each other for about an hour or so, "do you want to come back to mine for a fuck and a pizza"?

How could I possibly refuse? Never did get the pizza though!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

This face leaves in 5 minutes...be on it. Not one of my lines though!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I got a message yesterday

“Have you sat in a plate of chilli sauce, coz that arse is hot”

That was terrible as are most, in fact I can’t think of one that makes me go fuck yeah and drop my knickers

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By *parksAbiWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere I like


"This face leaves in 5 minutes...be on it. Not one of my lines though!"

That is legendary

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Did you used to work in the desert as you look really hot!

There is a problem with my phone, it hasn't got your number on it.

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Me neither i just thought it might help break the ice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This face leaves in 5 minutes...be on it. Not one of my lines though!"

This is a cracker!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

I know what would look nice on your chin...

My balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend told me 1 it goes. Hey how about you and me go and play house. You be the door and I fucking slam you.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"This face leaves in 5 minutes...be on it. Not one of my lines though!

This is a cracker!"

Talking of crackers.....

Guy tells a girl I know your surname...

No you don't...

Yes I do... Its Jacob's coz you're a cracker

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

So I'm guessing, "Hey would you like a drink?" doesn't cut it any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 much older ladies after a night out, through the window of my taxi:

"If you let us get this taxi with you, we'll give you a blowjob."

Safe to say I told the taxi driver to put his foot down! (Wish I hadn't)

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is there room in your handbag for the keys to my Porsche".... Really? Poser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on what’s the best chat up lines u have said/heard?"

Do you know the way you curl your index finger open and closed at somebody as to say come here?

Do that with your little finger. When the woman comes over say if I can make you come with my little finger just imagine what I can do with the rest of my body.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

You Dad must be a thief as he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Kevin bloody Wilson was straight to the point

Do you fuck on first dates..

I've enquired of a few aussie did their father own a brewery

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Do you like chicken..?

Suck this it's fowl..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a woman walk up behind me in a club, put her arms around me and whisper 'nothing ventured, nothing gained' in my ear..

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Was your dad a retarded ?

as your definitely special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was your dad a retarded ?

as your definitely special "

That must work wonders

I did once click my fingers, then waved her over, but that was 30 years ago,

The

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I send a knock knock joke

Which only works if u get the who's there response..

Knock knock

Who's there

Do u want 2 cd's

Do u want 2cd'S who

Do u want to see deez pics?

Then I attach a face pic or 2

Either crash or burn with that 1

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere


"Was your dad a retarded ?

as your definitely special

That must work wonders

I did once click my fingers, then waved her over, but that was 30 years ago,

The"

If you don’t hey slapped it’s a great ice breaker!

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

The worst one I ever saw work was said by a friend. He did the come over here thing with index finger. When she came over he said "I just made you cum with one finger, imagine what I can do with both hands"

Really wish it wasn't true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend invited two girls to join us with the line' Would you and your friend like to join us for a drink with a view to sexual intercourse?' It was one of those kill me now moments..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was your dad a retarded ?

as your definitely special

That must work wonders

I did once click my fingers, then waved her over, but that was 30 years ago,

The

If you don’t hey slapped it’s a great ice breaker! "

Only tried it the one time, but it did work,

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