FabSwingers.com forum: The entirely unseasonal Secret Santa thread ..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In recognition that there’s only 122 more sleeps to Christmas (or 7 if you’re an insomniac - thought I’d get that classic one in before anyone else!

) and that I’m sooooo excited about it, what gift would you give the person above in a Fab Secret Santa giftathon!?

Try and make it appropriate for them based on their profile or what you know about them!

Play nicely, pop on some carols and have a mince pie, and no deliberate skipping!

(Er, shall we set a £10 budget!? Yes, let’s set a £10 budget)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrapped in a bow, so you can unwrap me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me. "

Ha thank you! It could be the bestest Christmas ever! That would leave me shouting ‘Ho! Ho! Ho!’ for sure and I’ve definitely pulled a cracker there!

In return some seasonal hair colouring - and some of my best roasties with your £10

Also Floro who posted at the same time : some comedy singing and dancing reindeer antler ears with your £10 xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well frankly I’m shocked that a Secret Santa thread in August and over a Sunmer Bank Holiday totally bombed!!

Where’s the festive spirit!?

For what it’s worth I’ll have some super expanding snow (just add water) and some Cadbury’s Festive Friends biscuits please if anyone’s buying!

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

Ok Dan, I’ll play. I would buy you a retro 80s football sticker album and some stickers to get you started.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

You'll be starting an Easter thread next week......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me.

Ha thank you! It could be the bestest Christmas ever! That would leave me shouting ‘Ho! Ho! Ho!’ for sure and I’ve definitely pulled a cracker there!

In return some seasonal hair colouring - and some of my best roasties with your £10

Also Floro who posted at the same time : some comedy singing and dancing reindeer antler ears with your £10 xx "

You calling me a hoe?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pour some iced water over you, dampen the christmas spirit a bit . Even Tesco isnt this keen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me.

Ha thank you! It could be the bestest Christmas ever! That would leave me shouting ‘Ho! Ho! Ho!’ for sure and I’ve definitely pulled a cracker there!

In return some seasonal hair colouring - and some of my best roasties with your £10

Also Floro who posted at the same time : some comedy singing and dancing reindeer antler ears with your £10 xx

You calling me a hoe?!"

It’s short for HOw’s about that? What a stunner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I pour some iced water over you, dampen the christmas spirit a bit . Even Tesco isnt this keen."

Extra special reindeer dust for Autumn xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok Dan, I’ll play. I would buy you a retro 80s football sticker album and some stickers to get you started. "

A novelty snowman vibe for Mrs T!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll offer a fuck free of charge behind Sainsbury for anyone who is interested.

#XmasGenerosity

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What is wrong with you Dan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll be starting an Easter thread next week......

Christmas ... 2019!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Dan. Just no. Get back into the dusty box and back in the loft for the next 90 days

Peach x

Ps have a game of willy hoopla all the same....I'll go first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll offer a fuck free of charge behind Sainsbury for anyone who is interested.

#XmasGenerosity "

Have you got a big red sack to unload!?!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'll offer a fuck free of charge behind Sainsbury for anyone who is interested.

#XmasGenerosity "

Are you trying to complete some sort of supermarket challenge?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"You'll be starting an Easter thread next week......

Christmas ... 2019!

Dan I’ll buy you a kangaroo spacehopper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is wrong with you Dan?

Aren’t you excited!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, you can soon got off somebody OP, don't you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No Dan. Just no. Get back into the dusty box and back in the loft for the next 90 days

Peach x

Ps have a game of willy hoopla all the same....I'll go first

you’re on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll offer a fuck free of charge behind Sainsbury for anyone who is interested.

#XmasGenerosity

Are you trying to complete some sort of supermarket challenge?

Want to be part of it ? I have done three so far, lidl, aldi and waitrose...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of festive boxers and one of those naff ties that you press Santa or Rudolph’s nose and it plays a Christmas song x

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'll offer a fuck free of charge behind Sainsbury for anyone who is interested.

#XmasGenerosity

Are you trying to complete some sort of supermarket challenge?

Want to be part of it ? I have done three so far, lidl, aldi and waitrose... "

I like you, but not that much.

Waitrose eh? Classy......

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I have started my Christmas shopping ... just saying

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I have started my Christmas shopping ... just saying

I've just finished paying for Christmas.

2016........

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"I have started my Christmas shopping ... just saying

I've just finished paying for Christmas.

2016........

A gift voucher for a. Meal. In a posh fish and chip shop and a bottle of pop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have started my Christmas shopping ... just saying

And me babs, I like to be organised x

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I have started my Christmas shopping ... just saying

I've just finished paying for Christmas.

2016........

A gift voucher for a. Meal. In a posh fish and chip shop and a bottle of pop. "

Lolling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me.

Ha thank you! It could be the bestest Christmas ever! That would leave me shouting ‘Ho! Ho! Ho!’ for sure and I’ve definitely pulled a cracker there!

In return some seasonal hair colouring - and some of my best roasties with your £10

Also Floro who posted at the same time : some comedy singing and dancing reindeer antler ears with your £10 xx

You calling me a hoe?!

It’s short for HOw’s about that? What a stunner!

Oh you charmer

. X

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Me.

Ha thank you! It could be the bestest Christmas ever! That would leave me shouting ‘Ho! Ho! Ho!’ for sure and I’ve definitely pulled a cracker there!

In return some seasonal hair colouring - and some of my best roasties with your £10

Also Floro who posted at the same time : some comedy singing and dancing reindeer antler ears with your £10 xx

You calling me a hoe?!

It’s short for HOw’s about that? What a stunner!

Oh you charmer

. X"
mmmm from what i know about her probably a gift of the harry potter tour

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