FabSwingers.com forum: whats the strangest thing you seen while out driving

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We were on our way home after picking the wife up from her Christmas party, and as we approached some traffic lights i noticed a Car already at the lights, as we pulled up alongside i glanced over to see the driver who was alone sat there wearing a Gas Mask, we both burst out laughing thinking thats a bit strange at 1.15 in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last week while parked i saw a wild mink chasing a rabbit, rabbit got away, great!!

White squirrel, saw that same area, few weeks earlier, oh and nearly ran over a d*unk man dressed as wonder woman in glasgow too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope you reported where you saw the mink. Not indigenous and need to be got rid of. Are killing everything they can get hold of and reducing numbers of native animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A black squirrel a couple of weeks ago. I never knew they existed until then

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By *annGentMan
over a year ago

With a cracking view

years ago, depths of winter, snow on the ground, and drivng home in the evening, saw a lass wearing white t-shirt, short white skirt, white stiletto's, with a bandage on one ankle - white of course

There was some colour to her outfit to help me spot her - her legs were that blotchy blue when you get cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

saw a guy near our home last year driving while holding a very young baby in his arms.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few years back I was on my bike, rush hour on the northern relief road in London. Traffi was pretty much stationary and I was riding down the middle of 2 lanes. One car I passed, the guy had a laptop on his passenger seat and was banging one out to porn...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"A black squirrel a couple of weeks ago. I never knew they existed until then

the ones in northern america / canada are very dark to black..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the way back from Cumbria a couple of years ago when I saw a bright pink, hand painted/rollered Landrover Discovery complete with pink wheels and in bright red on the spare wheel cover was the words MAN LOVER!

I drove passed a very angry looking shaved neanderthal looking bloke who didn't seem very happy at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday I was driving to work and a police car drove round the roundabout and just as she passed me by, I looked over and the policewoman is reading a text!!

I've also seen people riding bicycles holding an umbrella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A black squirrel a couple of weeks ago. I never knew they existed until then

the ones in northern america / canada are very dark to black..

After a brief google session I have found this out:

The species are officially 'invading' Britain although it's a slow invasion. They are threatening our red squirrel population which is in grave danger any way

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"A black squirrel a couple of weeks ago. I never knew they existed until then

the ones in northern america / canada are very dark to black..

After a brief google session I have found this out:

The species are officially 'invading' Britain although it's a slow invasion. They are threatening our red squirrel population which is in grave danger any way

thats not good news..

they are also a lot bigger than the red and grey in the uk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A huge dead ginger badger at the side of the road!! Or at least it think it was a badger...never seen a real life one before and always thought they were black and white...but this was ginger and had a black and white stripy head! weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A huge dead ginger badger at the side of the road!! Or at least it think it was a badger...never seen a real life one before and always thought they were black and white...but this was ginger and had a black and white stripy head! weird!"

Ginger Badgers exist. I saw one about four years ago, also dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger Badgers exist. I saw one about four years ago, also dead

Phew...glad i wasnt seeing things...though thinking i'd a new species or an alien being was pretty cool lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger Badgers exist. I saw one about four years ago, also dead

Phew...glad i wasnt seeing things...though thinking i'd a new species or an alien being was pretty cool lol

Aliens exist... some of them even have accounts on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Alien abduction/probe fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to drive on the southern section of the M25 a lot a few years ago, we pulled up along side a car and when looked over noticed the guy was drinking a can of Stella.

I know the M25 can be bad but taking it to far.

sawman

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

A women driver that could park

Tounge in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Alien abduction/probe fantasy

Was just thinking, no UFO claims yet? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Alien abduction/probe fantasy

I'll send hubby over to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aliens exist... some of them even have accounts on here

and some of them formed a band called Little Mix - well they all looked like aliens last night anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often drive home the following morning after hallowe'en still in costume

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

a woman reversing into a very tight parking space in 1 go whilst admiring herself in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving in Leeds on the dual carriageway in the north of the city at 1am a few months ago, two deer popped out over the reservation and sprinted across the road. It was the most surreal experience I have ever had.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

were they old dears ? fair play to them for sprinting

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Driving through a small Derbyshire village one afternoon we saw a policeman on his hands and knees, hiding behind a telegraph pole, helmet on the ground beside him, poking a speed camera around the pole towards the road. He must have been desperate to get his weekly quota of 'nicking' but he just looked an idiot!

Needless to say, we flashed every approaching car we saw.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

not in a car but sat on my sofa,my mate was taking the dog while i went on holiday,he let himself in and when i came through from the shower there he was in full centurian costume,at 7.30 in the morning,hed driven home from a party like that

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Strangest thing I have seen while driving?

Scunthorpe.

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

At 2am, at the side of a lonely highway in Oregon, miles from anywhere - three guys waving their erect penises as my ex and I drove past.

We didn't stop.

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By *utzzCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

"Ginger Badgers exist. I saw one about four years ago, also dead

They definitely exist! I hit one on the motorway last year

made a right mess of the car and to make matters worse it didn't have any insurance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the motorway and a christmas tree fully lit flashed past (it was on a trailer)!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guy on a unicycle on a busy dual carrageway into birmingham during rush hour.

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

Was following a car through town and the driver appeared to be wearing one of them furry Russian hats, with the sides turned up.

I could only really make out the silhouette from where I was but it looked like a teddy bear was driving the car.

I had a right good chuckle to myself about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a BMW driver use his indicators the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We seen a Taxi that wasnt a SKODA

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

A really polite white van man.

And a man in a convertible sports car who had hair and was under 40

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By *eacherMan
over a year ago

preston

on the m1 near sheffield a few years ago saw two lads with their prayer mats out,devout or daft i couldnt decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should not of been on the road then !

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By *ubbleandSqueakMan
over a year ago

mansfield

We were over taken by a cop car with its sirens and lights flashing, less than a minute later, we passed it, seeing the driver (police officer) reading his map to find where he was going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an ostrich jump out of the back of a van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two blokes having a fist fight while driving along the M602 into Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its the grey squirrels killing our native red and now the black one is killing both...we should only have red ones in the uk..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The extras from world war z finishing filming....most went home in costume one night which was quite bizarre to see in the middle of town. Also...going back to badgers.... there's a brilliant road sign on the back road to my Mums....red triangle with a huge exclamation mark and the word Badgers under it...... cracks me up every time

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A helicopter on a flat bed truck. Hope it hadn't been nicked!

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By *ardybumsCouple
over a year ago

peekin under duvet is it safe?

a sheep with its feeding bucket on stuck to its bonce heading full pelt towards the fence !

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

"not in a car but sat on my sofa,my mate was taking the dog while i went on holiday,he let himself in and when i came through from the shower there he was in full centurian costume,at 7.30 in the morning,hed driven home from a party like that

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must been roman the streeta

me and workmate delivering a van in december snow on the ground and there in middle of a roundabout was a woman dressed as a xmas tree ffs promoting a tree sale we pulled over and asked if she fancyed a tree-sum she laughed

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Saw a BMW driver use his indicators the other day"

I think the UFO story is more beleivable

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

A mates mum was on the bus and 2 guys pulled up next to the bus, in a car, waving at my mates mum to tap the guy in front of her as if they knew this man (who was wearing a black top hat) my pals mum tapped him on the shoulder saying, excuse me, them lads want you... for the lads in the car to face forward like they hadnt been looking.

Still makes me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aliens exist... some of them even have accounts on here

and some of them formed a band called Little Mix - well they all looked like aliens last night anyway

think you need to get out more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Edgware Road Central London. Woman walking along the pavement takes a plastic bowl out of a carrier bag and puts it on the floor. Squats over it,pisses in it,empties it in kerb,puts it back in bag and carries on her way

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