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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if your vagina or cock could talk. What would it say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Feed me”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My closest friends an asshole lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“That Tittytamera looks alright doesn’t she big Dan!?”

“She sure does, little Dan!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get out more! :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez woman, give me a rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god I've been stabbed!

(It's period time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me in

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Come on down!!

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By *irk Diggler 02Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"What if your vagina or cock could talk. What would it say?"

“Point me in tittytamera’s direction G, we’ve work to do”

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

OMFG I'M BLIND FAM HELP ME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Feed me”"

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're strangling me!

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By *ovethetaste82Man
over a year ago

richmond

Yep not bad but could better and you will or next I ant working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Feed me”

Deal "

Yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if your vagina or cock could talk. What would it say?"

I would be happiest if you wore less restrictive clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would say “I always try to look up to you”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you neglect me so

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Damn, that’s a scary thought....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For fuck sake Tosh .leave me alone for a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, that’s a scary thought....

Lol... think you read that wrong,

As in no TLC lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably have a foul mouth and swear like a mother fucka!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My closest friends an asshole lol "

Laughed so hard I nearly wet myself

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Damn, that’s a scary thought....

Lol... think you read that wrong,

As in no TLC lol "

I’m just visualising the scenario.....it’s freaking me right out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, that’s a scary thought....

Lol... think you read that wrong,

As in no TLC lol

I’m just visualising the scenario.....it’s freaking me right out

Why! Oh why! Visualise giving it TLC

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn, that’s a scary thought....

Lol... think you read that wrong,

As in no TLC lol

I’m just visualising the scenario.....it’s freaking me right out

Why! Oh why! Visualise giving it TLC

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Damn, that’s a scary thought....

Lol... think you read that wrong,

As in no TLC lol

I’m just visualising the scenario.....it’s freaking me right out

Why! Oh why! Visualise giving it TLC

I’m trying....I really am.....oh Lordy, I wonder if my penis has a weird accent or scary voice or something though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs, leave me alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, that’s a scary thought....

Lol... think you read that wrong,

As in no TLC lol

I’m just visualising the scenario.....it’s freaking me right out

Why! Oh why! Visualise giving it TLC

I’m trying....I really am.....oh Lordy, I wonder if my penis has a weird accent or scary voice or something though?

Probably saying ‘you can’t keep me down’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hell I'm dizzy

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"What if your vagina or cock could talk. What would it say?"

Give me a fucking break

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

It’s been a bumpy ride, I’m going to throw up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if your vagina or cock could talk. What would it say?

Give me a fucking break "

Love it

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Can you not shake me up and down, I'm going to be sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would say don’t panic !! You got 18stone too push it in with you little cocked twat lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please. No more whacking. 10 times is enough today. Get a woman for Christ sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who asked u too pipe in !! Last time I seen chest like that it flew past me with wings and ring On its leg !! It was a pigeon lucky I didn’t have my perigrine falcon with me chesty boy haha xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please. No more whacking. 10 times is enough today. Get a woman for Christ sake"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AGAIN DUNK ME AGAIN

Blake the snake the marine of the cock world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if your vagina or cock could talk. What would it say?"

"You're choking me"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"AGAIN DUNK ME AGAIN

Blake the snake the marine of the cock world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AGAIN DUNK ME AGAIN

Blake the snake the marine of the cock world

What wound yours say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/08/18 09:46:42]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"AGAIN DUNK ME AGAIN

Blake the snake the marine of the cock world

What wound yours say?"

Please play with me. I know it's only been an hour but I really really really need it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What if your vagina or cock could talk. What would it say?"
Am I retired !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if your vagina or cock could talk. What would it say? Am I retired !!"

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AGAIN DUNK ME AGAIN

Blake the snake the marine of the cock world

What wound yours say?

Please play with me. I know it's only been an hour but I really really really need it

Is that how your days are spent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"AGAIN DUNK ME AGAIN

Blake the snake the marine of the cock world

What wound yours say?

Please play with me. I know it's only been an hour but I really really really need it

Is that how your days are spent?

I wish. Although I do play often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AGAIN DUNK ME AGAIN

Blake the snake the marine of the cock world

What wound yours say?

Please play with me. I know it's only been an hour but I really really really need it

Is that how your days are spent?

I wish. Although I do play often

You just need someone to fuck you good and proper every day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"AGAIN DUNK ME AGAIN

Blake the snake the marine of the cock world

What wound yours say?

Please play with me. I know it's only been an hour but I really really really need it

Is that how your days are spent?

I wish. Although I do play often

You just need someone to fuck you good and proper every day x"

Oh yes please

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

It would probably just call me a wanker

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Please someone let me out of this chastity!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"It would probably just call me a wanker

Haha

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Can we go back to that warm happy cave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look into my eye. The way I see it, we can do whatever WE want. Do we have a deal"

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By *eavensScentCouple
over a year ago

Southend

Feed me

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

See, who’s in control of who here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn’t I have a picture on your profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I hope you remember where you keep the knickers befor winter arrives"!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Look into my eye. The way I see it, we can do whatever WE want. Do we have a deal""

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Look into my eye. The way I see it, we can do whatever WE want. Do we have a deal"

Deal

If your vagina could talk, what would it say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope your back surgery recovery rate is quick lady!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Look into my eye. The way I see it, we can do whatever WE want. Do we have a deal"

Deal

If your vagina could talk, what would it say?"

Can you cum over please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Look into my eye. The way I see it, we can do whatever WE want. Do we have a deal"

Deal

If your vagina could talk, what would it say?

Can you cum over please

Mmmm sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AGAIN DUNK ME AGAIN

Blake the snake the marine of the cock world

What wound yours say?

Please play with me. I know it's only been an hour but I really really really need it

Is that how your days are spent?

I wish. Although I do play often

You just need someone to fuck you good and proper every day x

Oh yes please

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i think u pulled

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Why the hell am I attached to a wet whipe like you

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"I am not a fucking vegetarian, so stop sticking......." Meh, you get the idea.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Why am I wearing a macintosh? It's not raining

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why am I wearing a macintosh? It's not raining"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feed me "

Someone got there first

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Touch me again and I'm telling your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ur choking me Heeeeeelp cough cough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go easy on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another thing my cock would say would be "Wanna give me a kiss?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop strangling me"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Stop strangling me"

Can help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can help?"

Is that what your vagina would say if it met my bits?

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Please ....,, no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please find one who pushes the correct buttons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could be more approachable.. Lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Mine would say...

"Hey, sunshine, listen, we need to talk, you think you got problems... my closest neighbours are a pair of nuts, I live around the corner from a shithole, and your wife wont leave me alone!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can help?

Is that what your vagina would say if it met my bits?

Yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timeout!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about speaking but it can squeak lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it is

Well I think it's time they get acquainted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am not a sky remote "

Or a lynx can

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Please find Tamera, I promise I won't let you down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would probably also say "shall we get this party started?"

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Leave me alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's one hell of a profile pic and I would like to get acquainted with your vagina

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