FabSwingers.com forum: Incentives to meet!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.

So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre

) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!

What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Shiny gold star stickers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vagina of course.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A free smurf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A free smurf"

Sold!

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

a free guided tour of my pub cellar... after hours of course

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Mutual pleasure surely that’s THE incentive

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

A stake meal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.

So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre

) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!

What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!?

Bride!? BRIBE!! Bloody autocarrot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're after a bride??

Things are moving too hastily for my liking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally reeses peanut butter cups have a pretty good success rate. Bought some for this weekend on the off chance

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"A free smurf

Sold! "

We must arrange collection x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full body massage which has worked a few times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you look in the box under my bed.

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"a free guided tour of my pub cellar... after hours of course

bring said box to my cellar

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll let you look in the box under my bed. "

Bet you have a cracking collection of pillow cases

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I'll let you look in the box under my bed. "

Can I look at your box in your bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing blowjob skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free carpet clean

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.

So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre

) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!

What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!?

I could borrow a white dress and veil. Will you promise to obey me until death do us part?

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By *otYourUsualGirlWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I'll always go with glow sticks, stickers or glitter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.

So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre

) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!

What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!?

I could borrow a white dress and veil. Will you promise to obey me until death do us part?

Oops!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Amazing blowjob skills"

amazing cunnilingus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, ok, I’ll also throw in a kazoo! Not a metal one, I’m not made of money, but you can get a plastic one for 36p on Amazon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cash back?

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I usually offer my wit & charm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can spare her some almond truffles as they're disgusting

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

"A free smurf"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.

So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre

) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!

What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!?

Terms of a bride

News to us all

You been cheating on us all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something sweet and sticky with a hole....

A doughnut of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vagina of course.

I’d definitely meet you

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

A FULL game of Yahtzee.

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By *layfulfoxMan
over a year ago

nowhere

"Generally reeses peanut butter cups have a pretty good success rate. Bought some for this weekend on the off chance

I'm even tempted for some Reese's

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

Haribo, not the crap ones either I mean the tangtastics....

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By *layfulfoxMan
over a year ago

nowhere

"My vagina of course.

Do you not get hundreds of offers anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll let you look in the box under my bed. "

Can I have a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Generally reeses peanut butter cups have a pretty good success rate. Bought some for this weekend on the off chance

I'm even tempted for some Reese's"

Uuuurrghhh, thought you had good taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you meant bribery and corruption

I'd just offer myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money back guarantee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.

So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre

) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!

What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!?

Terms of a bride

News to us all

You been cheating on us all lol

Freudian slip!!

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By *obdoesitMan
over a year ago

Heswall

An erection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homemade Apple & Blackberry crumble ... bring your own cream.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Their choice of scone.

With cream and jam.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Thousands of books to look at (including some rude ones!) in case you're otherwise bored

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By *tuartsCelloCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

The chance to listen to my Bay City Rollers Long Player collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Homemade Apple & Blackberry crumble ... bring your own cream. "

My favourite crumble

And I think you’ll love my cream??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bouncy balls? (not a euphemism.. )

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By *layfulfoxMan
over a year ago

nowhere

Homemade pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bouncy balls? (not a euphemism.. )"

With one of those small yelloe rubber men inside?

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By *ber7Man
over a year ago

Aberystwyth

Homemade chocolate brownies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of vodka and some home-made games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of vodka and some home-made games

Sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've given cupcakes and keylime pies to meets before. A seashell. I'm sorting a toy camel. I've cooked for meets. And well obviously my oral skills and boobs

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

A pork pie and a strawberry Cornetto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jager bombs and satisfaction guaranteed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disappointment and regret... but a very slightly above average cup coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly babies. If you dont mind fighting over the good ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jelly babies. If you dont mind fighting over the good ones. "

Are you a head biter-offer, or a legs biter-offer!? Or does the whole thing go in as one?

The heads go first with me!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Cup of tea, I will even stretch to making sure the cup is clean as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jelly babies. If you dont mind fighting over the good ones.

Are you a head biter-offer, or a legs biter-offer!? Or does the whole thing go in as one?

The heads go first with me! "

Yep, teeth round their dainty little necks, and then yank the heads right off. Yum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disappointment and regret... but a very slightly above average cup coffee"

I will help you get over the disappointment and regret if you add froth to the coffee

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Cuddles

Before and after

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuddles

Before and after

10-15 miles. Just sayin’

. And I have glow sticks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring a friend "

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guaranteed 2nd meet ...?!

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By *layfulfoxMan
over a year ago

nowhere

"I'll bring a friend "

You alone would be incentive enough but if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A free pen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guaranteed 2nd meet ...?!"

Just to meet would be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And here I was thinking an orgasm or two was enough.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Banoffee Pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A free pen. "
id rather swap the pen for jack anyday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And here I was thinking an orgasm or two was enough.

That’s the trouble Lib. But I can offer a glow stick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banoffee Pie?

I love banoffee pie

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By *layfulfoxMan
over a year ago

nowhere

"A guaranteed 2nd meet ...?!"

Even if it ends badly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Banoffee Pie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guaranteed 2nd meet ...?!"

Welllll helllllloooooo

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

I’m offering HOME-MADE PORN* as an incentive to meet me.

*By which I mean, I will find a notepad in the junk drawer and, using a not-quite-dried-up felt-tip pen, I will draw a stick man getting bummed.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"A stake meal "

Are you a vampire Hunter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Going back to scan through the thread to find the bestest offer so far ... I’m probably going to end up opting for something way too diet unfriendly aren’t I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best offer so far has been fish finger butties during a rest time

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

A steam train ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll offer you my french stick to stir your Nutella Jar

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh cream

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Merchandising, usually a personalsed mug.

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By *rodigalMan
over a year ago

sunderland

Free driving lessons

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

A garden make over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve got to say my offers of a glow stick and a kazoo are looking a little lightweight compared to some of the offers on here! I need to seriously up my game I think otherwise I’m not going to be getting my tinky-winky wet anytime soon!

Ok - I’m going all in now.... I have a 1983 Beano Summer Special to give away, but given the stakes you need to guarantee putting out (minimum tops and fingers) before I pull out that big boy as an incentive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.

So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre

) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!

What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!?

Bride!? BRIBE!! Bloody autocarrot!!

I did laugh at this to be honest

Id offer a tickle of your balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Generally reeses peanut butter cups have a pretty good success rate. Bought some for this weekend on the off chance

Wow ... do love Reeses, any pieces?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The odd giggle

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"I’m offering HOME-MADE PORN* as an incentive to meet me.

*By which I mean, I will find a notepad in the junk drawer and, using a not-quite-dried-up felt-tip pen, I will draw a stick man getting bummed. "

Do you take commissions?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.

So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre

) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!

What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!?

Bride!? BRIBE!! Bloody autocarrot!!

I did laugh at this to be honest

Id offer a tickle of your balls

Sold!! See you later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t believe with the 1000’s of masseurs on here that no ones offered a massage yet!

I can offer a massage and a facial (not that type you depraved individual)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t believe with the 1000’s of masseurs on here that no ones offered a massage yet!

I can offer a massage and a facial (not that type you depraved individual)

Lol ... I do it for work

a busmans holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.

So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre

) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!

What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!?

Bride!? BRIBE!! Bloody autocarrot!!

I did laugh at this to be honest

Id offer a tickle of your balls

Sold!! See you later?

Feathers, velvet, fingers, tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it ok to bump ones own thread?

Asking for a friend ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it ok to bump ones own thread?

Asking for a friend ...

Always.

I've looked through the thread for ideas but there's nothing that I could use to tempt anyone to meet me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Homemade Apple & Blackberry crumble ... bring your own cream. "

Yes, please - on to the hot list for you.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

First pick out of a selection of three Kinder Surprise eggs! We can swap toys if you're disappointed

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Or a speedboat (not to scale).

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Is it ok to bump ones own thread?

Asking for a friend ...

Always.

I've looked through the thread for ideas but there's nothing that I could use to tempt anyone to meet me.

How about returning their shoes?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'm very good with my hands.

I make a great cup of tea and always have cake.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I’ve got to say my offers of a glow stick and a kazoo are looking a little lightweight compared to some of the offers on here! I need to seriously up my game I think otherwise I’m not going to be getting my tinky-winky wet anytime soon!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Is it ok to bump ones own thread?

Asking for a friend ...

You bump everyone else’s so why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We let them join in with us whilst we’re having sex, or swap partners with them or let them become involved with our relationship as a poly.

Then the fun can start.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I have a particular set of skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it ok to bump ones own thread?

Asking for a friend ...

Always.

I've looked through the thread for ideas but there's nothing that I could use to tempt anyone to meet me.

How about returning their shoes?

No frickin way.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Is it ok to bump ones own thread?

Asking for a friend ...

Always.

I've looked through the thread for ideas but there's nothing that I could use to tempt anyone to meet me.

How about returning their shoes?

No frickin way.

Rofflamofflamoffalamao.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Did once take a lindor easter egg.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me..."

Should that be ‘bribe’?

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Did once take a lindor easter egg.

Now, that’s my kinda man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hands & a bottle of sweet almond oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creme eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.

So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre

) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!

What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!?

Just a warm spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blindfold her and cuff her

Put her in my small plane

Unfold her when we level off to watch the sunset

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By *rs PurchaseWoman
over a year ago

Pear Tree Productions

Club biscuit

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By *ight_rider2018Man
over a year ago

cradley heath

To stop stalking them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sarnies and a nice pot of tea with spooning for afters

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By *ight_rider2018Man
over a year ago

cradley heath

"Bacon sarnies and a nice pot of tea with spooning for afters

Brown sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnies and a nice pot of tea with spooning for afters

Brown sauce?"

Always!

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By *ight_rider2018Man
over a year ago

cradley heath

"Bacon sarnies and a nice pot of tea with spooning for afters

Brown sauce?

Always!

I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glow stick = 7p

Plastic kazoo = 36p

Ignoring the beano offer, cos we know that ain't leaving his sweaty palms right?... Dan's total offer is 43p

I'm willing to up that to 44p worth of "SoulfulKinky" crypto currency, both increasing on his offer significantly and giving you that extra flexibility to spend it on exactly what you want*. Resist that if you can women of the world!!

*offer only applies to companies who accept "SoulfulKinky" units

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glow stick = 7p

Plastic kazoo = 36p

Ignoring the beano offer, cos we know that ain't leaving his sweaty palms right?... Dan's total offer is 43p

*offer only applies to companies who accept "SoulfulKinky" units

Since posting this, 44p of SoulfulKinky crypto currency has now risen to be valued at £783,765,108

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glow stick = 7p

Plastic kazoo = 36p

Ignoring the beano offer, cos we know that ain't leaving his sweaty palms right?... Dan's total offer is 43p

*offer only applies to companies who accept "SoulfulKinky" units

Since posting this, 44p of SoulfulKinky crypto currency has now risen to be valued at £783,765,108

Since posting that SoulfulKinky crypto currency has now crashed and gone bankrupt

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By *tatMan
over a year ago

Horrabridge

Just a warm spoon

Ok, the metal spoon is in the microwave...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glow stick = 7p

Plastic kazoo = 36p

Ignoring the beano offer, cos we know that ain't leaving his sweaty palms right?... Dan's total offer is 43p

*offer only applies to companies who accept "SoulfulKinky" units

Since posting this, 44p of SoulfulKinky crypto currency has now risen to be valued at £783,765,108

Since posting that SoulfulKinky crypto currency has now crashed and gone bankrupt

You had me at 44p I’d spend it on penny chews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A stake meal "

Is your name Van Helsing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vibrating cock ring, a lap dance and my lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vibrating cock ring, a lap dance and my lips. "

Throw in some chocolate biscuits and you might have my attention...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard that KFC is good

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"Ok, ok, I’ll also throw in a kazoo! Not a metal one, I’m not made of money, but you can get a plastic one for 36p on Amazon. "

Chuck in some Smarties and I'm there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vibrating cock ring, a lap dance and my lips. "

I’m on my way

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I could speak to you in Spanish all night!

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

I usually find that offering the chance to wear my Blue Peter badge for half an hour draws people in from all over the country

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By *hyguyready4funMan
over a year ago

milton keynes

Hmm.. I suppose a meal would be a good idea or... what about 3 wishes?

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"A free smurf"

You pimping me out mister? Lol

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