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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

Ladies and Gentlemen

Do you spend ages getting ready for a meet?

More than you would for meeting up with your other friends?

I spend longer but thats becuase we go through the usual womans criteria of do I look ok ect ect lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes we do, as we shave certain areas we may not feel the need to shave going out with our other friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We do...

All part of the fun though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah its a great build up.

Takes me 2 hrs, to start from fresh haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i suppose it takes us singles a lot of time too. Especially after going to the flower shop, the sex shop (for the special condoms), the off licence etc. Then we have to shower, shave. Lets not forget about, getting suit from cleaners, iron shirt, polish shoes.

So yeah, it takes us single guys a long time too. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

Flowers!!!! what a total gent lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys make that much of an effort?

Must be meeting the wrong ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You guys make that much of an effort?

Must be meeting the wrong ones lol"

just what i was thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me ladies...

I may not be a single guy.. but all the above bar the flowers is true...

Just thought that the norm lol.. Make an effort.. Pays divvies we think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me ladies...

I may not be a single guy.. but all the above bar the flowers is true...

Just thought that the norm lol.. Make an effort.. Pays divvies we think. "

Where as we meet "divvies" hahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

All of our guys have made an effort bar one and that was a disaster from start to finish *shudders*

Iv never been given flowers though,all it usually takes is a vodka lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We normally take booze too... nothing like a little oil for the wheels lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"We normally take booze too... nothing like a little oil for the wheels lol... "

Yay! our kind of people lol a little tipsyness is a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex shop for special condoms.....guess we must be doing something wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually only shave my nuts before going on a meet but its been that long they look like feckin Catweazel at the moment!! (shit, anyone else old enough to remember that?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

Only your balls? what about your face?

Iv heard of Catweasle was he the same as Worzel Gummidge? freaky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You guys make that much of an effort?

Must be meeting the wrong ones lol

just what i was thinking"

I thought all guys did that for a first meet. OMG, Im blushing now.

Is gonna hide in the corner, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

Don,t be embarrassed lol

You may just have shown quite a few of the guys how to turn up for a first meet

Im sure its really appreciated by the ladies as well

Any other guys out there bring flowers for the ladies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring flowers..??

Does that actually work???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bring flowers..??

Does that actually work???"

I suppose its like all things in swinging or even life, for that matter. It will work for some and not for others.

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By *enchWoman
over a year ago

wirral


"You guys make that much of an effort?

Must be meeting the wrong ones lol

just what i was thinking

I thought all guys did that for a first meet. OMG, Im blushing now.

Is gonna hide in the corner, lol"

This quote should be the standard by which all meets are set! I've not even managed to get a bag of chips on the prom yet lol mind you, I did get something with some salt on the prom - such a deviant *giggles*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You guys make that much of an effort?

Must be meeting the wrong ones lol"

We usualy take about half a day to get ready,the older we get,the longer it takes,lol.

We always take a bouquet when meeting a new couple,we'd have thought it was the norm,etiquette and all that.

Trace & Ric

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

Rob says no need for him to take flowers on a meet....he just drags me along with him lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

And Honey is still getting ready!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"And Honey is still getting ready! "

LMAO you know me so well, and then I end up looking like a fecking scarecrow

But a happy scarecrow

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"And Honey is still getting ready! "

PMSL!!!!!

Where ARE you finding these Madam????

What IS funny i may add - is too see how many "no sex id" are on all these old threads.

By god do they COME (or not) and they GO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And Honey is still getting ready!

LMAO you know me so well, and then I end up looking like a fecking scarecrow

But a happy scarecrow "

new catagory???

silf?

scarecrow i'd like---------------

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"And Honey is still getting ready!

LMAO you know me so well, and then I end up looking like a fecking scarecrow

But a happy scarecrow

new catagory???

silf?

scarecrow i'd like--------------- "

(Put in my) Field? hehehehe

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"And Honey is still getting ready!

PMSL!!!!!

Where ARE you finding these Madam????

What IS funny i may add - is too see how many "no sex id" are on all these old threads.

By god do they COME (or not) and they GO!!!"

Go to the top of the Lounge forum and you'll see some little numbers in boxes. Keep pressing the last box until you come to a page marked with months..... those months go right back to January 2009 when the forums were revamped and all the old threads are in date order.

Shame we can't find the ones from 2007/2008, specially the ones where we named the Pussy Posse and the Doris's....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

I did'nt think the posse was created that long ago?

I though it was after the forums came back

Will have a little look

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"And Honey is still getting ready! "

LOL

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"I did'nt think the posse was created that long ago?

I though it was after the forums came back

Will have a little look "

Th epussy posse started calling the boys the Doris's very soon after i joined - and that was last Jan/Feb

So you possy must have been formed well before that

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

Time? TIME???

Try having a full body shave, bath and moisturise before even beginning to get ready!

Takes me about 3hrs which is why i hate being let down. People think us trannies can be ready at the flick of a switch - looking this good takes time y'know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just usually chuck summat on xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Time? TIME???

Try having a full body shave, bath and moisturise before even beginning to get ready!

Takes me about 3hrs which is why i hate being let down. People think us trannies can be ready at the flick of a switch - looking this good takes time y'know! "

But its worth it when you're all done

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I did'nt think the posse was created that long ago?

I though it was after the forums came back

Will have a little look "

Well i remember stuart was in the boys gang and i dont know how long it is since he left. Ive a feeling it started up with the new forums and not the old ones but my memory goes as i get older lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"I just usually chuck summat on xx "

LOL

We never noticed hun xxxx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"I just usually chuck summat on xx "

Yeah we had noticed, not a lot, but always beautifully co-ordinated lol

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale


"Time? TIME???

Try having a full body shave, bath and moisturise before even beginning to get ready!

Takes me about 3hrs which is why i hate being let down. People think us trannies can be ready at the flick of a switch - looking this good takes time y'know!

But its worth it when you're all done "

It better bloody had be...

Was slightly upsetting last saturday. Spent all afternoon getting ready, new dress & make-up etc. Got to the club & we were almost the only people there due to the weather!

We forgot that most of the people who go aren't local so didn't bother cos of the snow....

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