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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ooo arrr! If ye be a fellow carrot cruncher like me, then sing praise for this ‘ere finest o’Burroughs.

Ow do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we can do a Berks & Bucks thread I’ll join you!

But where’s the totty!?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"If we can do a Berks & Bucks thread I’ll join you!

But where’s the totty!? "

A county merger? I fink that be a great idea sir

Now....where be our lasses? We may ‘ave to put up a sign on the gate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a Buckinghamshire lass, although London living now.

I heart the beech tree woods.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m a Buckinghamshire lass, although London living now.

I heart the beech tree woods. "

Arrrr a fine lass indeed if ever I see one!

Our numbers be swelling now and as the saying goes....

‘I be Bucks, born and bred, strong in the arm but weak in the ‘ed’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay! An actual bona fide female has turned up, with boobs and everything! Are you joining us Estella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bodge happily with you two.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Yay! An actual bona fide female has turned up, with boobs and everything! Are you joining us Estella? "

We may not boast the most members in County numbers but we have Estella so win by default

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want all the Bucks fucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I claim membership? Yorkshire by origin but relocated to Bucks a week or so ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want all the Bucks fucks "

And the Berks larks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I claim membership? Yorkshire by origin but relocated to Bucks a week or so ago."

Have you been to the Chair Museum in High Wycombe yet?

Answer is critical to your acceptance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a chair museum? Not yet been there, I was planning to take my son into London to the science museum tomorrow, but there appears to be a challenger for our attentions.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"There's a chair museum? Not yet been there, I was planning to take my son into London to the science museum tomorrow, but there appears to be a challenger for our attentions."

If you can cobble together a beechwood table and chair with nothing but a pen knife and a wood plane whilst sitting on a tree stump in West Wycombe Woods and chewing the obligatory corn husk, then you’ll receive an honourary lifetime membership to our exclusive club and receive a free guided tour around Sir Edward Dashwood’s estate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a chair museum? Not yet been there, I was planning to take my son into London to the science museum tomorrow, but there appears to be a challenger for our attentions.

If you can cobble together a beechwood table and chair with nothing but a pen knife and a wood plane whilst sitting on a tree stump in West Wycombe Woods and chewing the obligatory corn husk, then you’ll receive an honourary lifetime membership to our exclusive club and receive a free guided tour around Sir Edward Dashwood’s estate "

Meet me by the Golden Ball and I’ll be yours forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm now worried about having to carve my own seating with the golden balls out!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"There's a chair museum? Not yet been there, I was planning to take my son into London to the science museum tomorrow, but there appears to be a challenger for our attentions.

If you can cobble together a beechwood table and chair with nothing but a pen knife and a wood plane whilst sitting on a tree stump in West Wycombe Woods and chewing the obligatory corn husk, then you’ll receive an honourary lifetime membership to our exclusive club and receive a free guided tour around Sir Edward Dashwood’s estate

Meet me by the Golden Ball and I’ll be yours forever."

Shall we be wed in West Wycombe church (and subsequently join the illustrious ranks of luminaries such as Tori Amos) or else go the pagan path and marry in the caves?

Either way, I have my horse drawn cart ready to take us off into the sunset (well, my horse is a bit long in the tooth if truth be told but could probably manage to get us as far as Marlow at least)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I'm now worried about having to carve my own seating with the golden balls out! "

Fear not good sir; We have an Ercol nearby so if you wish to cheat on the chairs, I’m sure the rest of our members will be more than willing to turn a blind eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a chair museum? Not yet been there, I was planning to take my son into London to the science museum tomorrow, but there appears to be a challenger for our attentions.

If you can cobble together a beechwood table and chair with nothing but a pen knife and a wood plane whilst sitting on a tree stump in West Wycombe Woods and chewing the obligatory corn husk, then you’ll receive an honourary lifetime membership to our exclusive club and receive a free guided tour around Sir Edward Dashwood’s estate

Meet me by the Golden Ball and I’ll be yours forever.

Shall we be wed in West Wycombe church (and subsequently join the illustrious ranks of luminaries such as Tori Amos) or else go the pagan path and marry in the caves?

Either way, I have my horse drawn cart ready to take us off into the sunset (well, my horse is a bit long in the tooth if truth be told but could probably manage to get us as far as Marlow at least) "

If we time it for the regatta, I’ll spring us a bottle of Pimms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm now worried about having to carve my own seating with the golden balls out!

Fear not good sir; We have an Ercol nearby so if you wish to cheat on the chairs, I’m sure the rest of our members will be more than willing to turn a blind eye "

Cheating on chairs is a pretty peculiar fetish, but hey-ho the country ways are the best!

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By *ornado69Man
24 weeks ago

Princess Risborough

Does anythimg happen in Buckinghamshire

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

This thread is Brill.

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By *ordpeleMan
24 weeks ago

London, Herts,Bucks, South East, Southern Spain

Not sure if anything does , it’s year old thread, but we are here

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ooo arrr! This ‘ere Bucks thread be up and running again!

Ow do all

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By *bonybucksMan
24 weeks ago

High Wycombe

I feel lucky to be in Buckinghamshire. Lovely beautiful countryside and central London just 35 to 40mins drive. So lucky! The hills still fascinate me, even though I grew up here.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I feel lucky to be in Buckinghamshire. Lovely beautiful countryside and central London just 35 to 40mins drive. So lucky! The hills still fascinate me, even though I grew up here. "

The hundreds of acres of leafy beech woods are truly beautiful

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

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Alas not. I'd say Herts is where it's at. Zero bias obviously.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Alas not. I'd say Herts is where it's at. Zero bias obviously. "

Ooo arrr me lovely; Herts be nice to

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By *aldeagle1954Man
21 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire


"This thread is Brill."

Everyone is quaint on Fab.

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By *bwlady123Woman
21 weeks ago

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Love this thread Duno why I read in my head in a pirate accent not a country one lol. Bucks born and bred here

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Love this thread Duno why I read in my head in a pirate accent not a country one lol. Bucks born and bred here "

Pieces of eight

Arrrrrr another luvly Bucks lass

Ey be thee me love on this fine morn?

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By *bwlady123Woman
21 weeks ago

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I’m very well thankyou good sir and yourself

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By *oozleMan
21 weeks ago

high wycombe

Hey, why didn’t I stumble on this thread earlier…. Bucks born and bred here also!!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
21 weeks ago

Herts


"Alas not. I'd say Herts is where it's at. Zero bias obviously. "

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m very well thankyou good sir and yourself "

I be grand I be

My smock is clean and washed and all is rite wi the world

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Hey, why didn’t I stumble on this thread earlier…. Bucks born and bred here also!!"

Ey do good sir

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