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Mermaids

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did they invent the tit wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mermaids have arms don’t they and hands or am I missing something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mermaids have arms don’t they and hands or am I missing something "

Just because they tit wank doesn’t mean they can’t do other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel for the poor mermaids tbf.

You know that old saying:

“If it tastes like chicken, keep on licking..

If it tastes like trout, get the fuck out ..”?

Well I’m guessing they don’t taste of chicken ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe...no good for a foot wank though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I knew a mermaid

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Wish I knew a mermaid "
Don’t we all hehe

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

They also give the best blow jobs

Well.....I think it was a mermaid at any rate.....but if not, (I was after all, highly inebriated on rum at the time) then sea cows take the accolade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does flipper count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a tit wank off a barmaid once. Probs my half as good as the real thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a tit wank off a barmaid once. Probs my half as good as the real thing?"

Depends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a tit wank off a barmaid once. Probs my half as good as the real thing?

Depends"

I'm guessing you are good at this Queen? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a tit wank off a barmaid once. Probs my half as good as the real thing?

Depends

I'm guessing you are good at this Queen? X"

What makes you think that?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I had a tit wank off a barmaid once. Probs my half as good as the real thing?"

Blimey was it a single or a double?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm...all sounds a bit fishy to me

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Where do mermen hide their mercocks?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Where do mermen hide their mercocks?"

I think they possess Claspers like sharks but having never had sexual relations with one, I couldn’t say with any authority

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m assuming mermaids have vaginas of some sort. Obviously not between their legs. Or do they lay eggs that get fertilised by passing mermen?

Do mermaids get pregnant?

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"Where do mermen hide their mercocks?"

do they have them?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Where do mermen hide their mercocks?"

Under a merkin I assume

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m assuming mermaids have vaginas of some sort. Obviously not between their legs. Or do they lay eggs that get fertilised by passing mermen?

Do mermaids get pregnant? "

Oh yes indeed they do get pregnant.....about 200 offspring per litter and the mothers demand full child maintenance each new tide, on the dot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m assuming mermaids have vaginas of some sort. Obviously not between their legs. Or do they lay eggs that get fertilised by passing mermen?

Do mermaids get pregnant? "

They lay eggs out their armpits

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Where do mermen hide their mercocks?

Under a merkin I assume "

Very good , sir.

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