FabSwingers.com forum: Yorkshire thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its been a while since us yorkies made a stand so be proud and show yourself yorkshire folks

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Although I’m not a yorkie. I do feel Ive a good argument to be one as work in the wonderful county . So ? Can I. Go onnnn

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Ey up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Although I’m not a yorkie. I do feel Ive a good argument to be one as work in the wonderful county . So ? Can I. Go onnnn"

Depends on length of service

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ey up

Ey up cock

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Ey up

Ey up cock

Ow’s tha belly fer spots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na then folks. Yorkshire and proud here. It’s lovely to have such a big community in here from the fair county.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm half Yorks but I do live in Lancs.

Yeah, I'll get my coat.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm half Yorks but I do live in Lancs.

Yeah, I'll get my coat....."

Better than nawt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not from Yorkshire but been here 8 years...my roots are here now...

I’m still not taking the accent though!! I prefer mine

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Busy guarding the Lancashire border until we build the hills higher...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ey up to the lucky ones out there that were born in gods own country Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not from Yorkshire but been here 8 years...my roots are here now...

I’m still not taking the accent though!! I prefer mine

Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Yorkshire originally but now live in London. Be back in Yorkshire on Sunday though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"From Yorkshire originally but now live in London. Be back in Yorkshire on Sunday though "

Be good havin you home

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Although I’m not a yorkie. I do feel Ive a good argument to be one as work in the wonderful county . So ? Can I. Go onnnn

Depends on length of service"

6.7 years 24 hours per day 5 days a week. I do partake in rhubarb eating. I purchase daily from the local Greggs and I have been a keen follower of the popular TV programs motorway cops and last of the summer wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lived there for several years and Leeds is my favourite city, can I join?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I lived there for several years and Leeds is my favourite city, can I join? "

Come on in fetch your cheery personality

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I lived there for several years and Leeds is my favourite city, can I join? "

Depends if you applied for your Yorkshire passport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grew up in Baaarnsley. I'm reight Yorkshire.

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By *rickyd72Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Nah den. I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very close to the North Yorkshire border, is that near enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm very close to the North Yorkshire border, is that near enough?"

Yes you can be my plus 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im quarter of a mile from the west yorkshire border,think I'll stick to the lancs side

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Here

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Ayup!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I was born there, but live down south now - does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a Yorhshireman is the best thing to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was born there, but live down south now - does that count? "

You can take us out of Yorkshire but you can't take Yorkshire out of us.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Always better on the other side of the Pennines though

#Lancashire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkshire YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE!!!!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I must confess, I was born in Sussex but my mum is a Yorkshire lass and we soon moved back up here so I’m definetly Yorkshire bred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very close to the North Yorkshire border, is that near enough?"

I live on the Durham Yorkshire border but I was born in Yorkshire.

You can take the man out of Yorkshire, but he'll want stick it back in soon enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God's own

you can't beat it can you?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Its been a while since us yorkies made a stand so be proud and show yourself yorkshire folks"

Eh? A while? Its every fucking day when you lot dare to leave your enclave.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Eeeh lad I’m a Yorkshire lass through n through.

Nowt better than a big mug a Yorkshire tea.

Sort thisen out lad....

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Ey up. Both from Gods on country. I'm originally from the North, Miss from the West. I've lived in all counties of Yorkshire. Jack.

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By *ssy01Man
over a year ago

bradford

Ey up fellow yorkshire people

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Si thee are kid.

Wats thee suppin?

Translation for southerners....

Good afternoon sir, could I offer you a beverage of some sort.

Lots of love from Yorkshire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Si thee are kid.

Wats thee suppin?

Translation for southerners....

Good afternoon sir, could I offer you a beverage of some sort.

Lots of love from Yorkshire."

Dont share the code wtf

nooooooooo

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By *avo_1970Man
over a year ago

Halifax

Ow Do Folks .. another Yorkshire geezer here, Never been anything else but Yorkshire through n through ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can tell you are from good stock from you’re pictures !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R but did tha ever lek art wi thi mates ? Lol

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

The famous Yorkshire battle cry-

‘Ow much?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oreyt cockers ! You two frum tarn I see !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah , your fit we’ll claim you as ours

lol

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By *ayWaddMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Nar then Yorkshire folk

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By *rickyd72Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Eeeh lad I’m a Yorkshire lass through n through.

Nowt better than a big mug a Yorkshire tea.

Sort thisen out lad....

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Eeeh lass, thart a reyt gud un thee. Ah do like a pot o Yorkshire tea mi sen. Tha can't beeayt it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eeeh lad I’m a Yorkshire lass through n through.

Nowt better than a big mug a Yorkshire tea.

Sort thisen out lad....

Get kettle on

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By *hyes89Man
over a year ago

hull

Eyup how ya doin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohhh hello, Yorkshire people

Through n through Yorkshire-born lass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not from Yorkshire but been here 8 years...my roots are here now...

I’m still not taking the accent though!! I prefer mine

You can stay, if you don’t talk

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I remember Hale and Paces Yorkshire airlines sketch. Even better than Harry Enfields George "integrity" Whitebread character.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tin tin tin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Yorkshire lass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a Yorkshire lass

Not half lass

phwoaaaar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we can all agree

Yorkshire is awesome

Everywhere else is shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Yorkshire lass

Not half lass

phwoaaaar"

I 2nd that

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Still don’t understand tha Fab has Yorkshire as North East?

Surely Yorkshire should be it’s own region! Sort it out admin mush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eeeh lad I’m a Yorkshire lass through n through.

Nowt better than a big mug a Yorkshire tea.

Sort thisen out lad....

Get kettle on

Dunt tha mean get kekkle on?

Hope above dunt mek thi get monk on wi mi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still don’t understand tha Fab has Yorkshire as North East?

Surely Yorkshire should be it’s own region! Sort it out admin mush! "

I'd be suck then fella, best of both or worst of both...I'm on t' boarder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eeeh lad I’m a Yorkshire lass through n through.

Nowt better than a big mug a Yorkshire tea.

Sort thisen out lad....

Get kettle on

Dunt tha mean get kekkle on?

Hope above dunt mek thi get monk on wi mi.

I'd never heard monk on until I went to Barnsley.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Eeeh lad I’m a Yorkshire lass through n through.

Nowt better than a big mug a Yorkshire tea.

Sort thisen out lad....

Get kettle on

Dunt tha mean get kekkle on?

Hope above dunt mek thi get monk on wi mi.

I'd never heard monk on until I went to Barnsley."

Or ok cock, I said it’s fine thank you very much until it was explained to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eeeh lad I’m a Yorkshire lass through n through.

Nowt better than a big mug a Yorkshire tea.

Sort thisen out lad....

Get kettle on

Dunt tha mean get kekkle on?

Hope above dunt mek thi get monk on wi mi.

I'd never heard monk on until I went to Barnsley."

Lol I didn't know not everywhere said it until I moved to Birmingham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eeeh lad I’m a Yorkshire lass through n through.

Nowt better than a big mug a Yorkshire tea.

Sort thisen out lad....

Get kettle on

Dunt tha mean get kekkle on?

Hope above dunt mek thi get monk on wi mi.

I'd never heard monk on until I went to Barnsley.

Lol I didn't know not everywhere said it until I moved to Birmingham.

I like a Yorkshire accent on a woman...God knows why.

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By *exual SuperheroesCouple
over a year ago

Watford / York

One half of us is does that count

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm here

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

If it's not from Yorkshire, it's shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women from Yorkshire have bigger tits

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

East Yorks born and bred here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm half Yorks but I do live in Lancs.

Yeah, I'll get my coat....."

I’m all York’s but live in lancs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice with a cup of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work there and quite like pies. Does that count?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Women from Yorkshire have bigger tits"

Not true..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkshire airlines. Ayup up and away! Piloted by captain boycott, the flights go nowhere because why would you ever want to leave??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checking in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count? "

Only if you have mushy peas on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women from Yorkshire have bigger tits

Not true.. "

It is

For example, yours look like they are more than ample considering your other proportions

You wouldn’t get that in shandy drinking London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count?

Only if you have mushy peas on them

Date I say “mmm yummy”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count?

Only if you have mushy peas on them

Date I say “mmm yummy”

* dare

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Yorkshire and proud!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not from Yorkshire but been here 8 years...my roots are here now...

I’m still not taking the accent though!! I prefer mine

You can stay, if you don’t talk

You may prefer my accent too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep Yorkshire lass here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count?

Only if you have mushy peas on them

Date I say “mmm yummy”

* dare

Aren’t pies Lancashire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in Yorkshire

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Women from Yorkshire have bigger tits

Not true..

It is

For example, yours look like they are more than ample considering your other proportions

You wouldn’t get that in shandy drinking London "

I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count? r

Only if you have mushy peas on them

Date I say “mmm yummy”

* dare

Dating peas could get mushy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women from Yorkshire have bigger tits

Not true..

It is

For example, yours look like they are more than ample considering your other proportions

You wouldn’t get that in shandy drinking London

I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here

Bloody imagrents

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Racist much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here

Bet your tits were smaller before

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here

Bet your tits were smaller before

Yeah when I was 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not from Yorkshire but been here 8 years...my roots are here now...

I’m still not taking the accent though!! I prefer mine

You can stay, if you don’t talk

You may prefer my accent too

Nah! I’m a acousticophilic

Yorkshire power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here

Bet your tits were smaller before

Yeah when I was 5

we’re getting on well

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here

Bet your tits were smaller before

Yeah when I was 5

we’re getting on well"

It seems so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkshire born ,Yorkshire bred ,weak in the head, but good in the bed

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Nah! I’m a acousticophilic

Yorkshire power

Now that's a cracking word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lived there for several years and Leeds is my favourite city, can I join? "

Of course and you lived in my home town for a few years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here

Bet your tits were smaller before

Yeah when I was 5

we’re getting on well

It seems so

There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Racist much..."

Naaa imigration is a fact of life

Dosnt make someone racist for pointing it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well done yourkies were wiping the floor with the red roses

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here

Bet your tits were smaller before

Yeah when I was 5

we’re getting on well

It seems so

There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection

I'm sure there are many more

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Racist much...

Naaa imigration is a fact of life

Dosnt make someone racist for pointing it out"

Not when people come from the same country

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Racist much...

Naaa imigration is a fact of life

Dosnt make someone racist for pointing it out

Not when people come from the same country

"
it was a joke

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I thought Yorkshire was it's own country?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought Yorkshire was it's own country?"

God’s country

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Racist much...

Naaa imigration is a fact of life

Dosnt make someone racist for pointing it out

Not when people come from the same country

it was a joke

No kidding...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought Yorkshire was it's own country?

God’s country "

Exactly that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here

Bet your tits were smaller before

Yeah when I was 5

we’re getting on well

It seems so

There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection

I'm sure there are many more

You’re making me feel special, I’m almost starting to think it’s a good idea to send you a private message

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here

Bet your tits were smaller before

Yeah when I was 5

we’re getting on well

It seems so

There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection

I'm sure there are many more

You’re making me feel special, I’m almost starting to think it’s a good idea to send you a private message

What have you got to loose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here

Bet your tits were smaller before

Yeah when I was 5

we’re getting on well

It seems so

There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection

I'm sure there are many more

You’re making me feel special, I’m almost starting to think it’s a good idea to send you a private message

What have you got to loose?

Ha is that open to others?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strictly not in Yorkshire but love to visit regular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have you got to loose?

Nothing at all

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here

Bet your tits were smaller before

Yeah when I was 5

we’re getting on well

It seems so

There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection

I'm sure there are many more

You’re making me feel special, I’m almost starting to think it’s a good idea to send you a private message

What have you got to loose?

Ha is that open to others?

Ofcourse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope this posts, it’s a long un but a gud un... read til end

An American photographer on vacation was inside a church in Oldham taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '£10,000 per call'.

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Manchester... There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Oldham and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 he could talk to God.

'O.K., thank you,' said the American.

He then travelled to Blackburn, Darwen, Burnley, Rochdale and Littleborough. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '£10,000 per call' sign under it. The American, upon leaving Lancashire decided to travel to Yorkshire to see if Yorkshiremen had the same phone.

He arrived in Todmorden, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 pence per call.'

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've travelled all over Lancashire and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to heaven, but in Lancashire the price was £10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?'

The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Yorkshire now, son. It's a local call.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I class myself as Yorkshire, been here 35 of my 45 years?

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over a year ago

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By *ymaleMan
over a year ago

nr Bradford

Devolution is coming, one step closer to the independent state of Yorkshire!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Devolution is coming, one step closer to the independent state of Yorkshire!"

The People's Republic of Yorkshire

We already have an international football team

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Couple of ex-pats here doing missionary work in Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here

Bet your tits were smaller before

Yeah when I was 5

we’re getting on well

It seems so

There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection

I'm sure there are many more

You’re making me feel special, I’m almost starting to think it’s a good idea to send you a private message

What have you got to loose?

Ha is that open to others?

Ofcourse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here

Bet your tits were smaller before

Yeah when I was 5

we’re getting on well

It seems so

There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection

I'm sure there are many more

You’re making me feel special, I’m almost starting to think it’s a good idea to send you a private message

What have you got to loose?

Ha is that open to others?

Ofcourse

It’s developing nicely don’t you think, the idea of the two of you together is almost better than being involved myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eight years in Leeds. Prior to moving here not a clue about the city or Yorkshire life. Now...

So friendly, open and welcoming. Good communities, great at coming together in celebration and in need. Absolutely never leaving.

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

Yorkshire born and bred here

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

"Can I class myself as Yorkshire, been here 35 of my 45 years?"
Almost, come here and I’ll put a bit more Yorkshire into you to help seal the deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count? r

Only if you have mushy peas on them

Date I say “mmm yummy”

* dare

Dating peas could get mushy "

Oh and scraps - what’s that about ??!

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"I hope this posts, it’s a long un but a gud un... read til end

An American photographer on vacation was inside a church in Oldham taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '£10,000 per call'.

'O.K., thank you,' said the American.

He arrived in Todmorden, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 pence per call.'

The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Yorkshire now, son. It's a local call.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkshire owns the Yorkshire Pudding, has to be great for that reason alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love a yorkie pudding mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count? r

Only if you have mushy peas on them

Date I say “mmm yummy”

* dare

Dating peas could get mushy

Oh and scraps - what’s that about ??! "

You know the way to a girl’s heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love a yorkie pudding mmmm "

On their own with gravy as a starter to Sunday lunch, but then you need another one with your lunch.

Does anyone still do that these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love a yorkie pudding mmmm

On their own with gravy as a starter to Sunday lunch, but then you need another one with your lunch.

Does anyone still do that these days?"

That’s gotta be done........sadly it’s not often tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love a yorkie pudding mmmm

On their own with gravy as a starter to Sunday lunch, but then you need another one with your lunch.

Does anyone still do that these days?"

Yeah but I like it with onion gravy, and a double helping of onion isn't great for relations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands up, I admit I'm an immigrant to Yorkshire. However, after a few years here I've developed an immense pain to the chest and dizziness whenever someone asks me for money.

Does that me I've gained citizenship?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up, I admit I'm an immigrant to Yorkshire. However, after a few years here I've developed an immense pain to the chest and dizziness whenever someone asks me for money.

Does that me I've gained citizenship?

The transformation is complete. Welcome to Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count? r

Only if you have mushy peas on them

Date I say “mmm yummy”

* dare

Dating peas could get mushy

Oh and scraps - what’s that about ??!

You know the way to a girl’s heart

It’s not the heart I’m after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit long but for non Yorkshire folk lol

Oh and 'off twerk' doesn't mean shake yer ass it means going to work lol

1. "Be reight." – I'm so desperately sorry to hear of the awful time you're going through, but I have faith and hope that things will sort themselves out.

2. "'Ey up!" – How the devil are you, old friend?

3. "Yer brew's mashin'." – This exceedingly strong and exceptionally tasty cup of Yorkshire Tea will be with you shortly.

4. "It's chuffin' roastin' out." – It is March bank holiday and therefore I will not need my coat until October.

5. "Bagsy 'avin a croggy!" – I'm now officially the first person to be allowed a ride on the back of your bicycle.

6. "'Ow much?" – Do you really mean to tell me that I won't get change from a tenner for this round?

7. "'Eez int'bog." – He's visiting the lavatory at the present moment.

8. "That's proper champion, that, lad." – My dear child, I've frankly never been more proud of you.

9. "Gi'us a butty." – Please may I have one of those delightful looking cheese-and-pickle sandwiches?

10. "Gi'us a chuddy." – Please may I have some chewing gum? Those cheese-and-pickle sandwiches seem to have given me slightly putrid breath.

11. "Gi'or, yer too cack-'anded." – Look, just let me take over the preparation of this Yorkshire pudding mix, you're frankly too clumsy to be trusted with it.

12. "I'm chuffed t'bits wi' that." – This is quite possibly the best news I've ever received.

13. "That ruddy whippet 'as took me cap down snicket!" – I say, that darned stereotypical northern dog has taken off with my equally stereotypical choice of headgear down a narrow alleyway.

14. "Ahm fair t'middlin'." – I'm not doing too badly, thanks.

15. "Ahm nobbut middlin'." – I'm doing pretty badly, actually.

16. "'E's in fine fettle." – He's doing very well by all accounts – must have had a smashing trip to Skeggy.

17. "Tha' knows." – You understand, do you not?

18. "Tha'll get a clip rahnd lug'oil if tha' carries on like this." – If you don't stop with this fake Yorkshire accent nonsense, I'll smack you in the head.

19. "Mind you visit yer nan this weekend, she's getting reight mardy." – Be sure to take the time to visit your grandma this weekend, she's starting to get a bit annoyed with you.

20. "'Appen 'e'll quit his mitherin' if you buy 'im a Landlord." – Perhaps he'll stop complaining so much if you get him a decent pint.

21. "Nah, 'e's allus mitherin' about summat." – That seems unlikely, he's always complaining about something.

22. "Eeh, yer daft ha'peth." – My god, you fool, you've made quite the mistake here.

23. "Stop nebbin' in me diary, buggerlugs." – Kindly stop prying into my private affairs, you idiot.

24. "Na'than thee, 'ow's tha' lass?" – Why, hello, my friend, how the devil is your wife?

25. "Put wood in t'ole! Was tha' born in a barn?" – Please shut the door. Where the dickens were you brought up that you think it's OK to sit in a draft?

26. "Eeh, yer reight nesh." – A draft? There's no draft, you're just a big southern softie who can't handle a bit of cold.

27. "'Ow do, my love?" – Why hello, m'lady.

28. "Tarra, ducky." – I'm a bus driver/your grandmother/both, and I'm wishing you an affectionate farewell.

29. "There's nowt s'queer as folk." – People are truly, properly weird.

30. "'Owt's better than nowt." – Well, it's not quite the Sean Bean life-sized cutout I was hoping for, but I suppose this poster of him will do.

31. "'E's neither use nor ornament." – That gentlemen serves quite literally no purpose on this earth.

32. "Where there's muck, there's brass." – One can make a small fortune if one is willing to engage in dirty work.

33. "Did I 'eckers like!" – Did I bunk off work to buy Def Leppard tour tickets? My god, of course not!

34. "Near as makes n' matter." – Well, it's not quite a Yorkshire pudding of my mother's standard, but let's be real: All Yorkshire puddings are a thing of joy, so let's not quibble.

35. "Eeh I'll go t'foot of stairs!" – It's snowing in May? My goodness, I'm really quite surprised by this turn of events.

36. "Eez nobbutta babbi." – He's only a small child, leave him be.

37. "Think on, soft lad." – You'll come to remember my advice one day, you foolish boy.

38. "That's a threp in't steans." – Ain't that a kick in the nuts.

39. "Sit thissen dahn, tha's bin laikin all day." – Sit down, you've been out playing all day and frankly, that can be exhausting.

40. "Ah reckon nowt ter that." – I don't think much of your advice to stop drinking after five pints. What the devil is wrong with you?

41. "'E's on pot duty." – He's doing the dishes tonight.

42. "And ahm 'appy as a pig in muck." – And I'm really quite pleased about that.

43. "Eeh, it's black o'er Will's mother's." – It looks like it's about to piss it down over there.

44. "Wang it o'er." – Please toss me that chunk of Wensleydale so that I can gnaw on it like an animal.

45. "It's like Blackpool bloody illuminations in 'ere." – I am your father and it is my responsibility to remind that you have left one light on in the house.

46. "'E's soft int'ed." – That young man isn't especially smart.

47. "If tha's 'ad beef dripping for dinner tha's not 'avin' a chippy tea." – If you had a delicious hot midday meal, you're certainly not being treated to chips for your evening meal.

48. "Tha' meks a better door than window." – Please could you get out of the way of the television so I can finish watching Corrie, you careless lump?

49. "'E's a reight bobby dazzler." – Alex Turner really scrubs up nicely when he's in a suit, no?

50. "'Supwier?" – What the heck is wrong with that woman?

51. "Tin tin tin." – That giant rocket firework you were planning to detonate? It's not in the designated tin.

52. "Eeh by gum!" – I'm from London and I think I'm pretty funny right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gotta love a yorkie pudding mmmm

On their own with gravy as a starter to Sunday lunch, but then you need another one with your lunch.

Does anyone still do that these days?"

No lol

I can barley eat a who sunday dinner never mind a starter

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Gotta love a yorkie pudding mmmm

On their own with gravy as a starter to Sunday lunch, but then you need another one with your lunch.

Does anyone still do that these days?

No lol

I can barley eat a who sunday dinner never mind a starter"

What’s up wi thi lad? A reight Sundy dinner al put hairs on thi chest....

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Yorkshire owns the Yorkshire Pudding, has to be great for that reason alone. "

Pah! We knock your Yorkshire puddings off the top spot with our black puddings. Every year. Its a competition in Ramsbottom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gotta love a yorkie pudding mmmm

On their own with gravy as a starter to Sunday lunch, but then you need another one with your lunch.

Does anyone still do that these days?

No lol

I can barley eat a who sunday dinner never mind a starter

What’s up wi thi lad? A reight Sundy dinner al put hairs on thi chest....

U missunderstand id like nothin more but my belly cant take it these days

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By *exus mMan
over a year ago

York /Scarborough

On Ilkley Moor baht

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Ey up, nah then. ‘Ow tha doin’ owd luv?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in Yorkshire today. *waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lived here for 28 years, but still feel like a foreigner.

#Mancunian

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I've lived here for 28 years, but still feel like a foreigner.

#Mancunian"

Never a foreigner in the Red Rose county...

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