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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having spent a very uncomfortable night last night being disturbed by layby lurkers,and having discussed the issue on various trucker forums,several ways of dealing with this problem have been suggested to me,all of them involving violence.

I won't say which solution appealed to me most (I'd want it to look like an accident) but I think people should be made aware that a lot of truckers (female and male) really,really do not appreciate being disturbed and flashed at.

I suppose some might but none that have said so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s doing the flashing, men, women or both?

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

It must be like being the teetotal driver on a boozy night out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There have been numerous posts from guys and TVs who say they would like to get it together with truckers in laybys. I just think they should be aware that there are some drivers who say they would react violently to being approached like this.

Personally,I just ignore people who approach me but it was seriously getting on my nerves the other night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having spent a very uncomfortable night last night being disturbed by layby lurkers,and having discussed the issue on various trucker forums,several ways of dealing with this problem have been suggested to me,all of them involving violence.

I won't say which solution appealed to me most (I'd want it to look like an accident) but I think people should be made aware that a lot of truckers (female and male) really,really do not appreciate being disturbed and flashed at.

I suppose some might but none that have said so. "
why are you a trucker? I used to chat to a very sexy woman who owned a haulage business and drove the articulated lorries

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"There have been numerous posts from guys and TVs who say they would like to get it together with truckers in laybys. I just think they should be aware that there are some drivers who say they would react violently to being approached like this.

Personally,I just ignore people who approach me but it was seriously getting on my nerves the other night."

What you need to do is hire a marching band and one cameraman(or person). When you are approached get the band to strike up,cameraman runs out and you jump out of the cab. Congratulations you're live on channel 5.

This should do the trick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There have been numerous posts from guys and TVs who say they would like to get it together with truckers in laybys. I just think they should be aware that there are some drivers who say they would react violently to being approached like this.

Personally,I just ignore people who approach me but it was seriously getting on my nerves the other night.

What you need to do is hire a marching band and one cameraman(or person). When you are approached get the band to strike up,cameraman runs out and you jump out of the cab. Congratulations you're live on channel 5.

This should do the trick."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to avoid lay bys as much as humanly possible. The hgvparking app is good for finding half decent spots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always try to find an industrial estate. But saying that I'd a nice woman came knocking I'd not turn her away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try to avoid lay bys as much as humanly possible. The hgvparking app is good for finding half decent spots "

Try motorwaybuddy

My mates app he's been working on it a couple of yrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try to avoid lay bys as much as humanly possible. The hgvparking app is good for finding half decent spots

Try motorwaybuddy

My mates app he's been working on it a couple of yrs "

Got that 1 too, have about 3 different ones so i'm never stuck

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By *lutinnylons69TV/TS
over a year ago

Daventry

Ok going to be unpopular but here goes

I go to laybys used by truckers. I don't approach any one. In fact the opposite is true. So you must just park in the wrong places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't have pampas grass painted on your truck do you?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm afraid you're wrong. Numerous threads on here have categorically confirmed that All drivers love to be flashed at. They think it's horny as fuck and it really brightens up their day.

You might lose your horny trucker card of you keep spreading these lies that not all truckers love a flash

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Having spent a very uncomfortable night last night being disturbed by layby lurkers,and having discussed the issue on various trucker forums,several ways of dealing with this problem have been suggested to me,all of them involving violence.

I won't say which solution appealed to me most (I'd want it to look like an accident) but I think people should be made aware that a lot of truckers (female and male) really,really do not appreciate being disturbed and flashed at.

I suppose some might but none that have said so. "

I like your hat

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Health and safety alert!’I want those drivers sleeping un disturbed thank you. Not shagging all night then driving 30 plus ton of truck next day.

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By *lutinnylons69TV/TS
over a year ago

Daventry

I have to say most of the truckers I have met don't get past the oral stage never mind the shagging. I ensure they go to bed nice and relaxed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm afraid you're wrong. Numerous threads on here have categorically confirmed that All drivers love to be flashed at. They think it's horny as fuck and it really brightens up their day.

You might lose your horny trucker card of you keep spreading these lies that not all truckers love a flash "

And don't forget that wanking on long journeys is mandatory!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Why do they leave a trailer door open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they leave a trailer door open?"

To show potential thieves there’s nothing in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen some of the women on here that brag about flashing truckers and I wouldn't want them flashing me either.

Woof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they leave a trailer door open?

To show potential thieves there’s nothing in there "

Saves having your back doors kicked in.

Although some truckers like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they leave a trailer door open?"

They don't, the thieves do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uninvited attention with you all the way on that one.

Pre - arranged or something that happens fortuitously is only the concern of those consenting adults involved.

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

I don't mind getting flashed at during the day, it the fooking arshole who go around blasting their horns at stupid o'clock during the night to wake the drivers up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they leave a trailer door open?

To show potential thieves there’s nothing in there "

Doesn't that make it more dangerous to park up with closed doors ? Like here I am with a full load with my doors closed ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they leave a trailer door open?

To show potential thieves there’s nothing in there

Doesn't that make it more dangerous to park up with closed doors ? Like here I am with a full load with my doors closed ?"

It does. But better that someone has a go at stealing something,.than have your doors damaged or your sides hacked open when there is nothing worth stealing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they leave a trailer door open?

To show potential thieves there’s nothing in there

Doesn't that make it more dangerous to park up with closed doors ? Like here I am with a full load with my doors closed ?

It does. But better that someone has a go at stealing something,.than have your doors damaged or your sides hacked open when there is nothing worth stealing."

Ah right. I have always wondered why

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By *lutinnylons69TV/TS
over a year ago

Daventry

Hope to bag my 30th trucker over this weekend. Love the cabs with the automatic blinds too. No need for lights flashing or knocking on cab doors just invites come through fab or through a rolled down window as I stroll past their cabs.

Simone

Forever a Truckers Tart.

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By *lutinnylons69TV/TS
over a year ago

Daventry

Invited to join a trucker in their cab tonight.

Became a threesome. 30 up now going for 40!

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By *ondon m 50Man
over a year ago

london

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By *ondon m 50Man
over a year ago

london

happyhumper great pics mate

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

I remember stopping for a piss in a layby once, and I had left my car running and the music blaring, had some bloke try to tell me off for waking me up, fuck off and stick it on your drivers hours was my reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember stopping for a piss in a layby once, and I had left my car running and the music blaring, had some bloke try to tell me off for waking me up, fuck off and stick it on your drivers hours was my reply"

Awesome story dude. You told em!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I remember stopping for a piss in a layby once, and I had left my car running and the music blaring, had some bloke try to tell me off for waking me up, fuck off and stick it on your drivers hours was my reply"

How nasty and inconsiderate

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Can you just put a DO NOT DISTURBE SIGN on your truck doors .

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By *lutinnylons69TV/TS
over a year ago

Daventry

I think the truckers on A43 northamptonshire had bromide in their tea last night. Most disappointing. Ah well there is always tonight.

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By *enrylad89Man
over a year ago

burnt oak

where do i sign up?? :P

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By *enrylad89Man
over a year ago

burnt oak

wow nice! sounds like a fun :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a dog take it with u when they see it in cab wanting out so it can rip the lurkers apart the wil moov on

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By *lutinnylons69TV/TS
over a year ago

Daventry

No doubt as a "man" from Barnsley you have d*unk in the Silkstone. So have I and have met some rather shall I say basic gentlemen as well as those with a little more brain power. I love animals but dislike many of those that use them as threats to others. Let's hope our paths never cross for your sake rather than mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get messages off truckers all the time saying they are near would I want to hook up but sod going and flashing at random parked trucks

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By *lutinnylons69TV/TS
over a year ago

Daventry

Same here I dress to please but always walk around decent. I wait to be invited into trucks. Only time I tap at a truckers door is when invited to do so through using fab! It's only polite x

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


"Same here I dress to please but always walk around decent. I wait to be invited into trucks. Only time I tap at a truckers door is when invited to do so through using fab! It's only polite x"

I'm curious. I'm assuming you dress en femme. Are you not concerned that a trucker may believe you're a biological female and react violently when he discovers you're not?

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By *lutinnylons69TV/TS
over a year ago

Daventry

Apparently quite passable have the girly walk too but can look after myself. I'd they give me grief it's their smallmindedness x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some right wankers among the transport industry who think their shit don't smell, I've worked amongst them for around 30 years and whereas I used to socialise with them I wouldn't dream of it now, I know the OP is now UNLOS but if he was still here I'd tell him he is definitely in the minority amongst his fellow drivers, I've recently left a Facebook group of my own accord due to the bullshit they were spouting over a 5 truck pileup on the m25 which was clearly the truckers fault.

Rant over

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