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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Since we are all miles apart, I'm doing a tour bus. There is plenty of room for fun and games or whatever else takes your fancy.

Travelling the length and width of the country.

Who wants to climb aboard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il bounce on like tigger on fizzy pop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Il bounce on like tigger on fizzy pop"

Take a seat wherever you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure why not. I need a change of scenery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure why not. I need a change of scenery "

Hello gorgeous, take a seat betweeen me and pull

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

Can I finish breakfast first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All aboard the the sex bus....ding ding. Im in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I finish breakfast first?"

Bring your sausage with you on the bus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All aboard the the sex bus....ding ding. Im in "

Welcome aboard, hope you're going to be ringing someone's bell

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Oooh love a bus trip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play your cards right and I will ring yours repeatedly

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Since we are all miles apart, I'm doing a tour bus. There is plenty of room for fun and games or whatever else takes your fancy.

Travelling the length and width of the country.

Who wants to climb aboard?

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we do!

We'll bring a fab nav.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooh love a bus trip. "

Come and find a place where you can get comfortable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Since we are all miles apart, I'm doing a tour bus. There is plenty of room for fun and games or whatever else takes your fancy.

Travelling the length and width of the country.

Who wants to climb aboard?

we do!

We'll bring a fab nav. "

Climb aboard and grab yourselves a place, I'll be along to you soon

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Can’t beat a nice road trip and there’s a few I wouldn’t mind climbing aboard best wait to be asked to hop on though it’s only polite x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok who needs a service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure why not. I need a change of scenery

Hello gorgeous, take a seat betweeen me and pull"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can’t beat a nice road trip and there’s a few I wouldn’t mind climbing aboard best wait to be asked to hop on though it’s only polite x "

Climb aboard the bus and let yourself be known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure why not. I need a change of scenery

Hello gorgeous, take a seat betweeen me and pull

Yes please "

Hands free in use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since we are all miles apart, I'm doing a tour bus. There is plenty of room for fun and games or whatever else takes your fancy.

Travelling the length and width of the country.

Who wants to climb aboard?

"

me what we gonna do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Since we are all miles apart, I'm doing a tour bus. There is plenty of room for fun and games or whatever else takes your fancy.

Travelling the length and width of the country.

Who wants to climb aboard?

me what we gonna do "

Oh the list is endless, come and sit down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get me out of Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a Fab idea. Taking swinging to the people. Is there room for one more?

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By *rickyd72Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I actually have a PCV licence, could I volunteer to be the driver? I accept various forms of payment.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get me out of Wales "

Heading to Wales very soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a Fab idea. Taking swinging to the people. Is there room for one more?"

Most definetly, lots of room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since we are all miles apart, I'm doing a tour bus. There is plenty of room for fun and games or whatever else takes your fancy.

Travelling the length and width of the country.

Who wants to climb aboard?

me what we gonna do

Oh the list is endless, come and sit down"

I'm seated and can't wait

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

Great idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are seats still available?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in, can I be the conducter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for this, as a long as there is a seat

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Yes please I need a holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great idea!"

Climb aboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are seats still available?

"

Definitely. Find yourself somewhere fun to sit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Count me in, can I be the conducter lol"

Any excuse to get to chat with everyone eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm up for this, as a long as there is a seat"
you can squeeze in somewhere ok sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes please I need a holiday "

I can't guarantee you'll get a restful holiday but i can guarantee it's a fun one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm up for this, as a long as there is a seat you can squeeze in somewhere ok sure "

You could always sit on my lap....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get me out of Wales

Heading to Wales very soon"

on hols

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Me please what you want me to bring?

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

My face is free if anyone needs a seat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me please what you want me to bring?"

Yourself and some nibbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My face is free if anyone needs a seat "

Very kind of you to offer, sure they'll be a sexy lady along soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I'll flag you down alright.

I'll bring the snacks, who wants what?

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

I’ll bring loads to eat. Nuts. cheesy balls. Party sausages, fab ice lollies. Cheese and pineapple on COCKtail sticks like years ago lol. Anyone want some babysham

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Any room at the back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can sit on my knee

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Yes please I need a holiday

I can't guarantee you'll get a restful holiday but i can guarantee it's a fun one "

I dont need rest, just the fun

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

I'm free if someone wants to sit on my lap whilst we go down some bouncy country lanes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is seriously a great business idea. Fab could sell a live stream to their members!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh I'll flag you down alright.

I'll bring the snacks, who wants what? "

Nuts please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll bring loads to eat. Nuts. cheesy balls. Party sausages, fab ice lollies. Cheese and pineapple on COCKtail sticks like years ago lol. Anyone want some babysham "
perfect. Welcome aboard

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is there any room for me in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any room at the back? "

Damn right, I've saved you a space right here next to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can sit on my knee

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Good to see you on board

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes please I need a holiday

I can't guarantee you'll get a restful holiday but i can guarantee it's a fun one

I dont need rest, just the fun "

Well you've come to the right place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm free if someone wants to sit on my lap whilst we go down some bouncy country lanes "

Good that space, I'll be along later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is seriously a great business idea. Fab could sell a live stream to their members!"

Oh I'm full of good ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there any room for me in here"

Why yes of course, find a little space somewhere

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By *rlo67Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

If it’s a double-decker: who wants top and who wants bottom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This bus needs to be 24hrs and going past my house lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single oneway please, going all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any room at the back?

Damn right, I've saved you a space right here next to me "

Mind if I join you ladies at the back, that is where all the naughty ones still sit isn't it! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it’s a double-decker: who wants top and who wants bottom?"

Happy to switch

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

its gonna need a ticket inspector... tickets please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Single oneway please, going all the way"

All the way is definite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring my bell when we get there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its gonna need a ticket inspector... tickets please "

Oh sorry, I've forgotten to issue them, hope you'll forgive us all

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"its gonna need a ticket inspector... tickets please

Oh sorry, I've forgotten to issue them, hope you'll forgive us all "

ooohhh go on then!.. just give you a slap on the...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its gonna need a ticket inspector... tickets please

Oh sorry, I've forgotten to issue them, hope you'll forgive us all

ooohhh go on then!.. just give you a slap on the... "

I'll just bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not like that bbgb bus is it??

Fb

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"its gonna need a ticket inspector... tickets please

Oh sorry, I've forgotten to issue them, hope you'll forgive us all

ooohhh go on then!.. just give you a slap on the...

I'll just bend over "

now the party's started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can u hurry up please having a crap end to the day

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Excuse me where are the toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m up for a jaunt out......... room for me?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Give me a toot when you reach Scotland

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By *otwifeHunter808Man
over a year ago

Bury

Are u coming to Manchester

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Toot toot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me where are the toilets "

Near the back, they all like watersports up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Wild bus is complete without a Polarbear

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Excuse me where are the toilets

Near the back, they all like watersports up there"

who’s first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not like that bbgb bus is it??

Fb"

what's that then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its gonna need a ticket inspector... tickets please

Oh sorry, I've forgotten to issue them, hope you'll forgive us all

ooohhh go on then!.. just give you a slap on the...

I'll just bend over

now the party's started "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can u hurry up please having a crap end to the day "

On our way but we have a lot of stops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse me where are the toilets "
oh there's always one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m up for a jaunt out......... room for me? "

Imof couse, slide yourself over there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this fab express.

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By *rlo67Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Are we nearly there yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give me a toot when you reach Scotland "

We certainly will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are u coming to Manchester "

Definetly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No Wild bus is complete without a Polarbear "

Come on in, we have a small space just here on the back seat, move up close everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got room for one more? x

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Are u coming to Manchester "
I’ll try and cum in Manchester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruby you'll have to sit on my lap, got more to squeeze in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any room on board x

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Excuse me where are the toilets

Near the back, they all like watersports up there who’s first "

Don't you point that thing at me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Wild bus is complete without a Polarbear

Come on in, we have a small space just here on the back seat, move up close everyone "

Ooh a tight squeeze up the back?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick me up in Bournemouth now please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in Thanet. I will bring food and drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick us up on the way past ,we will bring cake too

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By *llysonMacWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

Im late, have i missed it??

Happy to squeeze in somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time u in wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not like that bbgb bus is it??

Fb what's that then?"

There's a young woman who meets in a minibus or a van, literally takes on 20+ men, all BB in her vehicle.

She is off and on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im late, have i missed it??

Happy to squeeze in somewhere! "

No, come here I'll look after you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey, sorry everyone, our bus got pulled over for driving the wrong way up a one way street, I've been busy persuading the police officer not to do me for it, by offering to 'do him' instead

Now how is everyone, having fun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not like that bbgb bus is it??

Fb what's that then?

There's a young woman who meets in a minibus or a van, literally takes on 20+ men, all BB in her vehicle.

She is off and on here"

Oh hell, no. This is classy

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By *layfulfoxMan
over a year ago

nowhere

Can I jump on the rear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I jump on the rear"

Off course, come behind me

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

May I join too?

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Can I join the bus please.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'll bring some music if dancing is allowed on the bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, sorry everyone, our bus got pulled over for driving the wrong way up a one way street, I've been busy persuading the police officer not to do me for it, by offering to 'do him' instead

Now how is everyone, having fun?"

omg that's a recurring theme on here and what an advantage a sexy woman has over us guys in traffic offence situations,damnit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Scotland in the itinerary ?

I would love to join pls..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey, sorry everyone, our bus got pulled over for driving the wrong way up a one way street, I've been busy persuading the police officer not to do me for it, by offering to 'do him' instead

Now how is everyone, having fun?omg that's a recurring theme on here and what an advantage a sexy woman has over us guys in traffic offence situations,damnit "

Damn right we do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is Scotland in the itinerary ?

I would love to join pls.."

Most definitely, get your kilt on ready

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By *astings SocialWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Jumping on board at Hastings please xx

Middle row, window seat, who wants to sit next to me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There appears to be two Fab busses running at once on here!

I dunno. You spend ages waiting for one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There appears to be two Fab busses running at once on here!

I dunno. You spend ages waiting for one... "

Haha yes I noticed. Someone has ressurected one from 4 weeks ago. Or maybe the driver was too busy shagging to drive anywhere

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"There appears to be two Fab busses running at once on here!

I dunno. You spend ages waiting for one...

Haha yes I noticed. Someone has ressurected one from 4 weeks ago. Or maybe the driver was too busy shagging to drive anywhere "

Have we got an itinerary?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There appears to be two Fab busses running at once on here!

I dunno. You spend ages waiting for one...

Haha yes I noticed. Someone has ressurected one from 4 weeks ago. Or maybe the driver was too busy shagging to drive anywhere

Have we got an itinerary? "

Yes, drive somewhere, people get on, we all get up to sexy fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There appears to be two Fab busses running at once on here!

I dunno. You spend ages waiting for one...

Haha yes I noticed. Someone has ressurected one from 4 weeks ago. Or maybe the driver was too busy shagging to drive anywhere

Have we got an itinerary?

Yes, drive somewhere, people get on, we all get up to sexy fun "

on the bus oh my I'm in

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Ooh yes we love a good road trip, especially with naughtiness involved

TB

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I've been ages waiting for this bus and now 2 have turned up at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh yes we love a good road trip, especially with naughtiness involved

TB"

You come and sit yourselves beside me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been ages waiting for this bus and now 2 have turned up at the same time!"

Double the fun

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"There appears to be two Fab busses running at once on here!

I dunno. You spend ages waiting for one...

Haha yes I noticed. Someone has ressurected one from 4 weeks ago. Or maybe the driver was too busy shagging to drive anywhere

Have we got an itinerary?

Yes, drive somewhere, people get on, we all get up to sexy fun "

We will have to make sure the suspension is sorted out.. haha

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over a year ago


"There appears to be two Fab busses running at once on here!

I dunno. You spend ages waiting for one...

Haha yes I noticed. Someone has ressurected one from 4 weeks ago. Or maybe the driver was too busy shagging to drive anywhere

Have we got an itinerary?

Yes, drive somewhere, people get on, we all get up to sexy fun

We will have to make sure the suspension is sorted out.. haha "

Oh it's made of high quality materials...like it's owner

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"There appears to be two Fab busses running at once on here!

I dunno. You spend ages waiting for one...

Haha yes I noticed. Someone has ressurected one from 4 weeks ago. Or maybe the driver was too busy shagging to drive anywhere

Have we got an itinerary?

Yes, drive somewhere, people get on, we all get up to sexy fun

We will have to make sure the suspension is sorted out.. haha

Oh it's made of high quality materials...like it's owner "

Great answer...

Welcome to Ruby Wild Travels.

"We know when we are coming and going and will take you to heaven and back"

#advertising... How was that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There appears to be two Fab busses running at once on here!

I dunno. You spend ages waiting for one...

Haha yes I noticed. Someone has ressurected one from 4 weeks ago. Or maybe the driver was too busy shagging to drive anywhere

Have we got an itinerary?

Yes, drive somewhere, people get on, we all get up to sexy fun

We will have to make sure the suspension is sorted out.. haha

Oh it's made of high quality materials...like it's owner

Great answer...

Welcome to Ruby Wild Travels.

"We know when we are coming and going and will take you to heaven and back"

#advertising... How was that? "

Ohhhh great advert. What a busy day it's been. Hope everyone is enjoying the ride

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I want to be at the back with all the cool kids

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over a year ago


"I want to be at the back with all the cool kids "

Climb aboard, we will move up tight and squeeze in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stood at the bus stop in Hull

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"I want to be at the back with all the cool kids

Climb aboard, we will move up tight and squeeze in"

Ooh a nice squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be at the back with all the cool kids

Climb aboard, we will move up tight and squeeze in"

is this bus one of the famous Maltese buses?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm stood at the bus stop in Hull "

We will be with you very soon. Hope you've got your energy levels high

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to be at the back with all the cool kids

Climb aboard, we will move up tight and squeeze in

Ooh a nice squeeze "

Enjoy

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over a year ago


"I want to be at the back with all the cool kids

Climb aboard, we will move up tight and squeeze inis this bus one of the famous Maltese buses? "

Nahhh.....it's pure English and well made, like its owner

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"I want to be at the back with all the cool kids

Climb aboard, we will move up tight and squeeze in

Ooh a nice squeeze

Enjoy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to park my bus in ther tunnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I hop on at this request stop please?!!

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By *entleman Caller GlasgowMan
over a year ago

Bellshill

I’ll climb on board if there’s space? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wants to park my bus in ther tunnel "

But which tunnel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I hop on at this request stop please?!!"

Most definitely, there's a seat just here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it open top x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants to park my bus in ther tunnel

But which tunnel "

Yours is a good fit

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Pick us up from Surrey but do you do drop off too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This bus is full...

Who's on drink duty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I hop on at this request stop please?!!

Most definitely, there's a seat just here "

Why, thank you! How do I pay?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it open top x "

Afraid not, but there's a few topless ladies if that's any good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I hop on at this request stop please?!!

Most definitely, there's a seat just here

Why, thank you! How do I pay? "

We can discuss that in private, come closer, I'll whisper in your ear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pick us up from Surrey but do you do drop off too?"

We will, when we are all worn out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be at the back with all the cool kids

Climb aboard, we will move up tight and squeeze inis this bus one of the famous Maltese buses?

Nahhh.....it's pure English and well made, like its owner "

Ha hey I loved the Maltese buses the seats were so bouncy and came off in your hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to be at the back with all the cool kids

Climb aboard, we will move up tight and squeeze inis this bus one of the famous Maltese buses?

Nahhh.....it's pure English and well made, like its owner Ha hey I loved the Maltese buses the seats were so bouncy and came off in your hands "

I'm hoping everyone hands will be rather occupied elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be at the back with all the cool kids

Climb aboard, we will move up tight and squeeze inis this bus one of the famous Maltese buses?

Nahhh.....it's pure English and well made, like its owner Ha hey I loved the Maltese buses the seats were so bouncy and came off in your hands

I'm hoping everyone hands will be rather occupied elsewhere "

omg you're encourageable are you driving this bus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to be at the back with all the cool kids

Climb aboard, we will move up tight and squeeze inis this bus one of the famous Maltese buses?

Nahhh.....it's pure English and well made, like its owner Ha hey I loved the Maltese buses the seats were so bouncy and came off in your hands

I'm hoping everyone hands will be rather occupied elsewhere omg you're encourageable are you driving this bus "

Hell no!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any more ladys coming aboard

Im horngry

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Any more ladys coming aboard

Im horngry"

I've never been called a lady but we will both join in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any more ladys coming aboard

Im horngry

I've never been called a lady but we will both join in "

Welcome aboard gorgeous pair, come and find a place to perch your bums o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any more ladys coming aboard

Im horngry

I've never been called a lady but we will both join in

Welcome aboard gorgeous pair, come and find a place to perch your bums o"

I have a perch here

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Good morning fun bus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not been on a bus trip for ages,sounds like fun,are we going anywhere interesting along the way?

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Ding ding. Who wants some

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

A bus ride to the sea side for an ice cream would be nice today.

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By *orsche40Couple
over a year ago

northwich

Save the back seat for us xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Save the back seat for us xx"
and me

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Any room for a little one?

Easy to get along with and full of laughs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning fun bus! "

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not been on a bus trip for ages,sounds like fun,are we going anywhere interesting along the way? "

It's not the places that are interesting, it's the people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone crack a window somebody pulled my finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not been on a bus trip for ages,sounds like fun,are we going anywhere interesting along the way?

It's not the places that are interesting, it's the people "

Yes your right of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have the back seat with the

Girls lol

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Is the bus full? I can sit on someone's lap if there's no room

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Is the bus full? I can sit on someone's lap if there's no room "

Always room, welcome onboard, may I take your coat and Ruby will be along with the entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where we going today?

Where is the pick up joint

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