FabSwingers.com forum: Waxing Salons WTF ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, Saffire is booked in for a Brazilian this morning.

The salon has no sample images on its website, nor any glossy brochures for me to peruse through. Not even any large posters around the salon as any self-respecting hairdresser would display !

Bloody mardarses won’t even let me come and watch.

FFS !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you tell them who you are ?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Did you tell them you could take pics and promote their business on here.....missed marketing opportunity there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you tell them who you are ? "

I did. Most indignantly.

No discount for Fabbers unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you tell them who you are ?

I did. Most indignantly.

No discount for Fabbers unfortunately

Ypu should shit in front of their door to teach them to respect you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you tell them you could take pics and promote their business on here.....missed marketing opportunity there."

I know. Shocking isn’t it ?

All new glossy profile pictures watermarked with ‘Sponsored by Arkwrights hedge trimming and Brazilian waxing co.’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you tell them who you are ?

I did. Most indignantly.

No discount for Fabbers unfortunately

Ypu should shit in front of their door to teach them to respect you.

Tried that.

Forgot to move my pants forward though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you tell them who you are ?

I did. Most indignantly.

No discount for Fabbers unfortunately

Ypu should shit in front of their door to teach them to respect you.

Tried that.

Forgot to move my pants forward though

Good on you dude, good on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*********UPDATE***********

Brazilian completed and looking very yum indeed.

However. There was no streaming service from a head mounted camera system worn by the waxing lady. No CCTV footage provided on a DVD.

There was no mirror preeentation afterwards showing the results, “Suits you madam” etc.

And not once was the question “Going anywhere nice for your holidays this year ?” asked.

Still.........there’s the road test to look forward to eh ?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Photos or it didn't happen.

Them the rules. Don't blame me, I didn't make them up.

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