FabSwingers.com forum: The perfect man

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh yes, this is bound to get their panties wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where ?!??!??!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Doesn't exist

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

When's he coming?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Henry looks like he wants to do unspeakable things to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" "

Oh there he is .... thread closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

No such thing...

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By *eliciousKisserMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"When's he coming?

After his beautiful [perfect] partner has had multiple orgasms first. Then and only then will he ‘empty the tanks’

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Johnny Vegas.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Thank goodness, a thread for me at last

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By *exyangeleyesMan
over a year ago

chester

Don’t think you will find him here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t think you will find him here "

I think I jist did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there such a thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

No such thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define 'perfect'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define 'perfect'?"

U met him

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Define 'perfect'?"

*waves*

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

yeah define perfect as to each person's idea of perfect is different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah define perfect as to each person's idea of perfect is different"

Zzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz

Party pooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm down I’m here sorry I’m late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pobodys nerfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"yeah define perfect as to each person's idea of perfect is different"

'Tis a joke dear boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define 'perfect'?

U met him"

Oh! Must have been awhile ago, because I certainly don't recall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/08/18 20:23:29]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define 'perfect'?

U met him

Oh! Must have been awhile ago, because I certainly don't recall "

total backfire i shall hang my head in shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes, this is bound to get their panties wet.

You called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define 'perfect'?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legend has it that the last time a perfect man was discovered, he got nailed to a cross for his trouble...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think there is a "perfect guy".

Because we all come from different places, very imperfect places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think there is a "perfect guy".

Because we all come from different places, very imperfect places.

I was told we all came from vagina?

is this wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define 'perfect'?

Must have the wrong idea of perfect, my bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define 'perfect'?

Must have the wrong idea of perfect, my bad!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think there is a "perfect guy".

Because we all come from different places, very imperfect places.

I was told we all came from vagina?

is this wrong?

I did 'O' level biology at school, i can confirm that you are quite correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs the perfect man when you can have the perfect woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who needs the perfect man when you can have the perfect woman

Jumping in the queue right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define 'perfect'?

Must have the wrong idea of perfect, my bad!

I only said this to make you smile Aaron!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define 'perfect'?

Must have the wrong idea of perfect, my bad!

I only said this to make you smile Aaron!

You did, so you know

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

Mine

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think there is a "perfect guy".

Because we all come from different places, very imperfect places.

I was told we all came from vagina?

is this wrong?

I did 'O' level biology at school, i can confirm that you are quite correct.

I failed chemistry and came first in Biology and Maths

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

No such thing as perfect but I'm about as close as you'll get.

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does not appear to exist, there’s always a but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made of sugar and orange jelly so you can nibble his toes before biting off his head.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

The perfect man is clearly my identical twin brother.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think there is a "perfect guy".

Because we all come from different places, very imperfect places.

I was told we all came from vagina?

is this wrong?

I did 'O' level biology at school, i can confirm that you are quite correct.

I failed chemistry and came first in Biology and Maths

That explains your in-depth knowledge of human reproduction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not too sure you will find him here ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define 'perfect'?

Must have the wrong idea of perfect, my bad!

I only said this to make you smile Aaron!

You did, so you know "

We love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No such thing as perfect but I'm about as close as you'll get."

So humble and down to earth guy here for you ladies, place your bets now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think there is a "perfect guy".

Because we all come from different places, very imperfect places.

I was told we all came from vagina?

is this wrong?

I did 'O' level biology at school, i can confirm that you are quite correct.

I failed chemistry and came first in Biology and Maths

That explains your in-depth knowledge of human reproduction.

Hence I make bras now

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

It's ok guys, don't worry he's safely....in my head!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think there is a "perfect guy".

Because we all come from different places, very imperfect places.

I was told we all came from vagina?

is this wrong?

I did 'O' level biology at school, i can confirm that you are quite correct.

I failed chemistry and came first in Biology and Maths

That explains your in-depth knowledge of human reproduction.

Hence I make bras now

That must be quite uplifting.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"When's he coming?

After his beautiful [perfect] partner has had multiple orgasms first. Then and only then will he ‘empty the tanks’

I just wanted to be in the front row, so I can throw my knickers

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

When you find him let me know!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems I picked the perfect time to come back on here.

Hello ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think there is a "perfect guy".

Because we all come from different places, very imperfect places.

I was told we all came from vagina?

is this wrong?

I did 'O' level biology at school, i can confirm that you are quite correct.

I failed chemistry and came first in Biology and Maths

That explains your in-depth knowledge of human reproduction.

Hence I make bras now

That must be quite uplifting.

Haha however I support ‘Free the nipple Campaign’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes, this is bound to get their panties wet.

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money hair teeth 9" tanned and charismatic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you find him let me know!!!

He will be found in hull of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you find him let me know!!!

He will be found in hull of course

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you live in Barnstaple I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you find him let me know!!!

Where the hell u been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you find him let me know!!!

He will be found in hull of course

you live in Barnstaple I suppose "

Wes Lun Don actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you find him let me know!!!

He will be found in hull of course

you live in Barnstaple I suppose

Wes Lun Don actually

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Ha ooooos in ull then

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"When you find him let me know!!!

Where the hell u been

Here and there!!! I'm fine thanks for asking

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"When you find him let me know!!!

He will be found in hull of course

Hahaha your kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you find him let me know!!!

He will be found in hull of course

Hahaha your kidding

I’m always serious

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

You called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good selection of starters , a decent selection of main courses and massive sweet trolley.

Whoops I thought you said

The perfect menu ha ha

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"No such thing as perfect but I'm about as close as you'll get.

So humble and down to earth guy here for you ladies, place your bets now! "

Just two of my many attributes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No such thing as perfect but I'm about as close as you'll get.

So humble and down to earth guy here for you ladies, place your bets now!

Just two of my many attributes."

Is your inbox full yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes, this is bound to get their panties wet.

Only if he appears!

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

Only in my dreams lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a mythology thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigs might fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The optimism on this thread is all time low

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The optimism on this thread is all time low

What did you expect

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ta da

here i am xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The optimism on this thread is all time low

What did you expect

I thought things will get better the moment I step onto this forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look no further ladies. I am the perfect man.

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