FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest pics on a profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve just seen the strangest pic on a profile here that I’ve come across.

Couples profile, pic was of the guys cock, tastefully arranged next to a lettuce leaf and slice of pork pie on his lap

Any stranger than that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just seen the strangest pic on a profile here that I’ve come across.

Couples profile, pic was of the guys cock, tastefully arranged next to a lettuce leaf and slice of pork pie on his lap

Any stranger than that?"

Cream egg in someone's unmentionables.... kind of put me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy with his cock between a hotdog roll with ketchup and mustard on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just seen the strangest pic on a profile here that I’ve come across.

Couples profile, pic was of the guys cock, tastefully arranged next to a lettuce leaf and slice of pork pie on his lap

Any stranger than that?

Cream egg in someone's unmentionables.... kind of put me off.

Seen that a few times... I like cream eggs, but that’s food fusion taken too far!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I don’t know if he’s still on here but there was a guy with a pic of his cock up his own arse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy with his cock between a hotdog roll with ketchup and mustard on it

I agree, it should be one or the other surely?

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By *rlo67Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

"I don’t know if he’s still on here but there was a guy with a pic of his cock up his own arse! "

I wonder how many guys are now going to try that - I failed miserably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv seen various items in a lady’s parts, Fanta bottles, snooker balls, cucumbers but the worst has to be the toilet brush

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By *an and nikkiCouple
over a year ago

TUMBLE

I've seen a guy with his dick in a woman's heeled shoe, very bizarre had to look twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muses me the most is one guy who has covered his cock up in all his photos with hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The prolapse one a couple of month ago. Really wish I could of unseen it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The prolapse one a couple of month ago. Really wish I could of unseen it"

Why oh why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to be nosey bugger

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

A picture from a guy, saying I am very close to you right now. Picture was of a piece of grass!

Not strictly a produce picture but still quite strange!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

There was a profile picture on of a Rolex watch and nothing else not quite sure what he was saying about himself perhaps he’s successful and rich or maybe his watch is his best feature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy with his cock between a hotdog roll with ketchup and mustard on it

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tbf that sounds quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The prolapse one a couple of month ago. Really wish I could of unseen it

Why oh why?"

Oh it was so concerning to see. The poor woman needed urgent medical help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday I have seen a cock fucking the hole of a connect 4

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man with flowers growing from his poop Shute !

We need to get the weekend forum picture challenges going again... such fun

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I don’t know if he’s still on here but there was a guy with a pic of his cock up his own arse! "

I remember that picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one on here of me from the knees down standing next to a brushcutter. What i find strange is that it's been fabbed 10 times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man messaged me on the weekend and asked if i wanted to see his cock.

I said yes, as i enjoy perving cock, and he sent me a pic of his cock that looked like it had dried up cottage cheese/peeling dead skin all around the rim of his knob. It wasn’t a squint to see it job either, it was very visable!!

Why someone would purposefully send a cock pic like that if they are genuinely trying to get meets i don’t know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man messaged me on the weekend and asked if i wanted to see his cock.

Why someone would purposefully send a cock pic like that if they are genuinely trying to get meets i don’t know.

Brace yourself, cock pics will be incoming now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man messaged me on the weekend and asked if i wanted to see his cock.

Why someone would purposefully send a cock pic like that if they are genuinely trying to get meets i don’t know.

Brace yourself, cock pics will be incoming now!"

Have the wire brush and Dettol handy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv seen various items in a lady’s parts, Fanta bottles, snooker balls, cucumbers but the worst has to be the toilet brush

Uhm.... what?!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"A man messaged me on the weekend and asked if i wanted to see his cock.

Why someone would purposefully send a cock pic like that if they are genuinely trying to get meets i don’t know.

That wasn’t me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope iv seen it all now! An anal rose, stinging nettles IN both holes, chestnuts in the spikey cases IN both holes and yes wait for it..... bottle brushes, BRISTLE ENDS IN! think I am done with fab for tonight, excuse my while I go and bleach my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most bizarre one was definitely a can of febreeze air freshener in a very questionable place!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Does anyone remember the woman with the jar of Pataks korma sauce up her chuff? I miss her status updates.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m never really sure what makes a man take a photo of his penis on a kitchen chopping board. That’s just asking for trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday I have seen a cock fucking the hole of a connect 4

#youknowwhoyouare"

Did he get four in a row?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a pic of a lady with a can of pop up her chuff and i just thought to myself if i did that it would get stuck and i’d end up in A&E.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A guy with his cock between a hotdog roll with ketchup and mustard on it

I agree, it should be one or the other surely?"

No sauerkraut?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

A lady with a vaginal and rectal prolapse.

A man with a shiny, black stiletto heel pushed up his Japs eye.

A lady with beef curtains that were long enough to be served at the Beefeater.

A man with a melty Creme Egg up his bum.

A man with a speculum up his bum

A lady covered, and I do mean covered completely, no part of her face or hair visable, with cum.

A man wearing Welly boots with a mop handle up his bum.

A lady with pierced flaps stretching them so wide apart they almost reached her spread knees.

I really need to stop browsing the galleries and bleach my eyes and memory.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"A lady with a vaginal and rectal prolapse.

A man with a shiny, black stiletto heel pushed up his Japs eye.

A lady with beef curtains that were long enough to be served at the Beefeater.

A man with a melty Creme Egg up his bum.

A man with a speculum up his bum

A lady covered, and I do mean covered completely, no part of her face or hair visable, with cum.

A man wearing Welly boots with a mop handle up his bum.

A lady with pierced flaps stretching them so wide apart they almost reached her spread knees.

I really need to stop browsing the galleries and bleach my eyes and memory.

And this is why I never bother browsing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's bits in a blender. It wasn't turned on (nor was I) but I just don't understand the message

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I will never forget the pic of a lady with a 24 pack of felt tips up her fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will never forget the pic of a lady with a 24 pack of felt tips up her fanny. "

I hope she kept the lids on

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i saw one of a bloke blindfold and handcuffed to a tree

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

"There was a profile picture on of a Rolex watch and nothing else not quite sure what he was saying about himself perhaps he’s successful and rich or maybe his watch is his best feature

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probably as fake as his profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i saw one of a bloke blindfold and handcuffed to a tree"

Poor sod was there days before I remembered where I left him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will never forget the pic of a lady with a 24 pack of felt tips up her fanny. "

Dafuq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy with his cock between a hotdog roll with ketchup and mustard on it

I agree, it should be one or the other surely?"

Was one of them pics that you couldn't help but looks at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy with his cock between a hotdog roll with ketchup and mustard on it

Did you know that in Berlin they like curry sauce on their hot dogs ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone's bits in a blender. It wasn't turned on (nor was I) but I just don't understand the message

I bet it was “Fancy a COCKtail?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will never forget the pic of a lady with a 24 pack of felt tips up her fanny. "

Haha! Did you count them... or where they still in the actual pack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will never forget the pic of a lady with a 24 pack of felt tips up her fanny.

Haha! Did you count them... or where they still in the actual pack?

My husband just asked this ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was that toothbrush photo a few years back

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Spider...woman

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I will never forget the pic of a lady with a 24 pack of felt tips up her fanny.

Haha! Did you count them... or where they still in the actual pack?

Haha....just a rough guess. To be fair she had taken them out of the pack!!!

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"I don’t know if he’s still on here but there was a guy with a pic of his cock up his own arse! "

I loved that picture

V x

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I don’t know if he’s still on here but there was a guy with a pic of his cock up his own arse!

I loved that picture

V x "

If I could do that I'd never need to be on here

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"I will never forget the pic of a lady with a 24 pack of felt tips up her fanny. "

Remarkable

Thank ya, I'm here all week

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I will never forget the pic of a lady with a 24 pack of felt tips up her fanny. "

That's talent right there

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"I will never forget the pic of a lady with a 24 pack of felt tips up her fanny. "

Was she left black and blue

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

"I will never forget the pic of a lady with a 24 pack of felt tips up her fanny. "

Taste the rainbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Jack Daniels bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I wonder about my picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a pic of a lady with a can of pop up her chuff and i just thought to myself if i did that it would get stuck and i’d end up in A&E.

I saw that too

I just has to laugh at why do people do this

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"Now I wonder about my picture "

Fruity!

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Does anyone remember that joke by Jethro? He goes to the doctors with his wife as she has a wasp stuck up her fanny. The doctor puts some jam on his knob to lure the bugger out. Tells Jethro to come back ten minutes later.

Twenty minutes later Jethro peering round the door sees the doctor fucking his wife!

"What's going on here then"? Shouts Jethro.

"change of plan" says the doctor. "I'm going to drown the bugger".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a picture of a guy holding a skewered pineapple on a pen once

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I saw one today with red raw bloody and all the pics like that and all inflamed and bumps on head rim... wish I could had u seen that one! Slave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just seen the strangest pic on a profile here that I’ve come across.

Couples profile, pic was of the guys cock, tastefully arranged next to a lettuce leaf and slice of pork pie on his lap

Any stranger than that?"

Funniest thing I’ve read all week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is even hurting my imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that they are strange but why do people insist on taking pics in the bathroom with the toilet in full view? Seen a picture once and it looked like he'd used it and not flushed as there was contents still in there

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By *otwife2002Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Saw one yesterday of a couple and the lady had a couple of yellow heads on her bum...yuk yuk lol x

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Local woman "hey,what u up too"

Me "hey,not a lot,you?"

Her "not much either,look I have an infected foot"

And she sent me a pic of her infected foot

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

One which sticks in my mind wasn't sexual but simply very off putting. A guy for whom, shall we say, tactfully, needed to ensure he presented himself in the best possible light …

… instead, he was sat in the back of a grubby rusty old van wearing a tatty anorak while his very ample lower body was wrapped in a similarly tatty towel for reasons unclear. The photo showed him biting down on an enormous greasy burger, much of the contents of which had spilled down his stomach

I mean, why in god's name would anyone hoping to persuade someone to get up close and personal with them send something like *that* ?!

At least the guy I saw recently dressed up as a fetishistic dog looked clean ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it put u off the private parts or the creme egg??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv seen various items in a lady’s parts, Fanta bottles, snooker balls, cucumbers but the worst has to be the toilet brush

Ohh err ouch lol

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I will never forget the pic of a lady with a 24 pack of felt tips up her fanny.

Taste the rainbow"

Brings a whole new meaning to 'mummy helping with the homework'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I wonder about my picture "

Your strawberry is fine, just needs the cream to cover it;)

I'm now kinda worrying about my pic of me dressed up like Harry potter!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not that they are strange but why do people insist on taking pics in the bathroom with the toilet in full view? Seen a picture once and it looked like he'd used it and not flushed as there was contents still in there

Yes !!!this is my biggest turn off in regards to pics ..just don't have the toilet in shot !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdly... I seen one this morning...of what looked like my little pony... complete with multicoloured pony tail... between a young ladies legs... I never asked why...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy sent me a pic of his cock erect sticking out with a gd fish laying on it

I asked he was an extra in aqua man then he blocked me ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gold fish I meant. Dam iPhone typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a pic of a guy who had his cock dipped in a pint of Guinness, the white from the pint made it look mouldy!! Put you off

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Guy sent me a pic of his cock erect sticking out with a gd fish laying on it

I asked he was an extra in aqua man then he blocked me ffs "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, so I’ve just seen a pic of a woman with a bottle of bubble bath inside her... strange thing is she looked like she really needed a bath

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

A cyberman, no wait a minute that’s on ours so it’s ok!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cyberman, no wait a minute that’s on ours so it’s ok!

Sci-fi themes in pics are great!

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