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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*THE* go-to thread for the largely overlooked and ignored users which actually forms the majority of Forum user base!

Y’know, those of us never mentioned in “which forumite would you” threads and frequently skipped over in “person above” games?

Those of us not rocking a six pack or top model looks, who rarely get winked or Fabbed, and who are usually an ‘avoid’ in those fuck, snog, avoid threads (assuming we haven’t been skipped or ignored of course!)

Come join the club!! Hugs and cuddles, and a nice cup of tea, to all who sign up!

So if you're a bit of a cutie and hot-to-trot then, whilst we of course want to be as inclusive as possible, this might not be the thread for you! (Although you can join us in some sort of charitable capacity!)

Who’s joining me!? I’ll pop the kettle on!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

3 sugars in mine please DB xx

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By *r. Pepper...Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Thread killer reporting for duty...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make cookies

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By *onny69sMan
over a year ago

Donny

I'll bring cake

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

I'm even being ignored in the current Brexit debate over in the politics forum...im obviously talking too much sense for people to bother to respond...coffee and cake please

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

A thread for us old cake lovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a pretty decent cuppa or so I'm told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But i want to be part of the forum gang,were do i get my pedestal from and my big ego,oh and a big crown for my forum throne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who when huh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Welcome everyone so far!! Make yourselves comfortable.

Hobnob, anyone?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

You wouldn’t have any lemon drizzle cake by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is distinctly average in size but it is a thing of rare beauty.

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Finally a post where I fit in!

Donna x

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Welcome everyone so far!! Make yourselves comfortable.

Hobnob, anyone? "

I love the hobnobs, especially if they’re covered in chocolate

I’ll bring a spare packet

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, and I've got cake

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I'm in, and I've got cake "

Cake and very local, what time should we pop round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, and I've got cake

Cake and very local, what time should we pop round "

Shit, now I actually have to bake a cake

Give me an hour or so

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By *arie79Woman
over a year ago

Stornoway

Are they chocolate hobnobs

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Afternoon all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say hobnobs and cake !?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Are they chocolate hobnobs "

Is there really any other kind?

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By *arie79Woman
over a year ago

Stornoway


"Are they chocolate hobnobs

Is there really any other kind?"

Not in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome everyone so far!! Make yourselves comfortable.

Hobnob, anyone?

I love the hobnobs, especially if they’re covered in chocolate

I’ll bring a spare packet

Lex"

I’ve never bought into the Hobnob gang, they’re all a bit oaty for my liking...now if we can swap for Digestives, who are the superior biccie, especially in the dunking stakes it would be much appreciated - thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here Hello

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome everyone so far!! Make yourselves comfortable.

Hobnob, anyone?

I love the hobnobs, especially if they’re covered in chocolate

I’ll bring a spare packet

Lex

I’ve never bought into the Hobnob gang, they’re all a bit oaty for my liking...now if we can swap for Digestives, who are the superior biccie, especially in the dunking stakes it would be much appreciated - thank you kindly "

I'll take your hobnobs, you can have my digestives

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4


"Who when huh"

Say that quick enough and you sound like Johnny Bravo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome everyone so far!! Make yourselves comfortable.

Hobnob, anyone?

I love the hobnobs, especially if they’re covered in chocolate

I’ll bring a spare packet

Lex

I’ve never bought into the Hobnob gang, they’re all a bit oaty for my liking...now if we can swap for Digestives, who are the superior biccie, especially in the dunking stakes it would be much appreciated - thank you kindly

I'll take your hobnobs, you can have my digestives "

Hahahaha, deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who when huh

Say that quick enough and you sound like Johnny Bravo "

Luv your username, keep meaning to say when I see you pop up in threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French yoghurt cake - 4 ingredients (1 of each, flour, sugar, oil, yoghurt) all measured out in a yoghurt pot, mix, pour into a lined loaf tin, 160 degrees fab for 30 - 40 mins et Robert est ton oncle - mange tout mange tout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring chocolate hobnobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waves,I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring my collection of Johnny Bravo to watch while noshing cake and biccies

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I'm in, and I've got cake

Cake and very local, what time should we pop round

Shit, now I actually have to bake a cake

Give me an hour or so "

Give us a shout when you’re ready.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"French yoghurt cake - 4 ingredients (1 of each, flour, sugar, oil, yoghurt) all measured out in a yoghurt pot, mix, pour into a lined loaf tin, 160 degrees fab for 30 - 40 mins et Robert est ton oncle - mange tout mange tout"

Ooh will you pop some raspberries and apples in it, a little dust of icing sugar. Sounds delicious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think we might have quite a few gatecrashers in the thread!! This is a club for average types, some hotties have sneaked in!!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"I think we might have quite a few gatecrashers in the thread!! This is a club for average types, some hotties have sneaked in!! "

Haha I fleeted over your message and thought it said we might have a few stotties.

I thought fuck sarnies as well now ya talking, get the bacon on.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Oh crap, now we are gonna be found out, or not as the case may be.

HTF are we supposed to stand out when we are average. Back to mid-point common-place dime a dozen passable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*THE* go-to thread for the largely overlooked and ignored users which actually forms the majority of Forum user base!

Y’know, those of us never mentioned in “which forumite would you” threads and frequently skipped over in “person above” games?

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I’m never in those type of threads! This is the place for me!

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By *arie79Woman
over a year ago

Stornoway


"*THE* go-to thread for the largely overlooked and ignored users which actually forms the majority of Forum user base!

Y’know, those of us never mentioned in “which forumite would you” threads and frequently skipped over in “person above” games?

I’m never in those type of threads! This is the place for me!

"

I absolutely love your dress Pandora!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we might have quite a few gatecrashers in the thread!! This is a club for average types, some hotties have sneaked in!! "

You're hot yourself though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we might have quite a few gatecrashers in the thread!! This is a club for average types, some hotties have sneaked in!!

You're hot yourself though"

Aw - that’s very kind but you haven’t seen my face - like a bulldog sucking a lemon!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Can we have a salad instead of hobnobs please, I'm trying so hard to be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely average here, can I have a cup of tea milk no sugar please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a six pack but the rest pretty much applies am I welcome? Lol

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"I have a six pack but the rest pretty much applies am I welcome? Lol "

Beer as well, it’s turning into quite the party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il always bring the rum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay im in for sure. And for those who are not driving ill bring some beers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr "So Average they should just call me a statistic" here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have made chocolate caramel shortbread, anyone want a slice ?

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By *rlo67Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Count me in. I’ll bring a truck-load of booze and beer goggles for all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have made chocolate caramel shortbread, anyone want a slice ? "

Is the pope a catholic?! Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a plate of custard creams for the grumpy corner, please?

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By *arie79Woman
over a year ago

Stornoway


"I have made chocolate caramel shortbread, anyone want a slice ? "

Me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stop ignoring you if #youknowwhoyouare

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Can I join? I'm so average I hide

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Ohhhh, can I join too? I did buy chocolate hobnobs today but somehow I only have half a packet left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to join, sounds like my perfect thread.

If you could be so kind, I would love tea with 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PG Tips for me OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have made chocolate caramel shortbread, anyone want a slice ? "

Omg yes please!

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

Might as well get ignored here as anywhere else coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh milk one sugar please dear chap

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Little Miss Invisible here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Little Miss Invisible here "

I see you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Little Miss Invisible here "

Not invisible, just far away so you look tiny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in .... getting used to being ignored

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

A cup of tea is just what I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constantly skipped over here.. please may I have tea with 2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 sugars in mine please DB xx"

Well you're not rocking a six-pack...

But other than that I believe you belong on the Sister thread to this one, as anyone who routinely overlooks you is actually a 24 carat weapon? The "Glamourpuss" thread I believe...

In answer to the OP though everyone gets fabs if they're friendly enough on the dedicated thread? Plus I think the most common cause of someone being "avoided" on the threads of that kind is when they are a bloke posting above an "avoiding" bloke? The number of chaps who've posted below me with "avoid" is astonishing! Though I prefer the threads of this ilk with "pint" as an option as it's the one I'd use with another bloke if there!

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By *uicy Lucy and percyCouple
over a year ago

wales

Just popped in with a Cadbury’s flake cake who’s putting the kettle on

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Averagely Average was my other choice of username and damn proud of it I am too

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"3 sugars in mine please DB xx

Well you're not rocking a six-pack...

But other than that I believe you belong on the Sister thread to this one, as anyone who routinely overlooks you is actually a 24 carat weapon? The "Glamourpuss" thread I believe...

In answer to the OP though everyone gets fabs if they're friendly enough on the dedicated thread? Plus I think the most common cause of someone being "avoided" on the threads of that kind is when they are a bloke posting above an "avoiding" bloke? The number of chaps who've posted below me with "avoid" is astonishing! Though I prefer the threads of this ilk with "pint" as an option as it's the one I'd use with another bloke if there! "

You know what, fuck the sister thread..... let's just get a room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the penny has finally dropped with Bliss!

Overlooked my arse, practically none of you are overlooked, the only reason any of you are here is to tuck into a pile of delicious scoff, washed down with aplomb by every nice hot beverage under the sun?

Bloody rascals! Move over, I'm tucking in...

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Is the kettle still on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 sugars in mine please DB xx

Well you're not rocking a six-pack...

But other than that I believe you belong on the Sister thread to this one, as anyone who routinely overlooks you is actually a 24 carat weapon? The "Glamourpuss" thread I believe...

In answer to the OP though everyone gets fabs if they're friendly enough on the dedicated thread? Plus I think the most common cause of someone being "avoided" on the threads of that kind is when they are a bloke posting above an "avoiding" bloke? The number of chaps who've posted below me with "avoid" is astonishing! Though I prefer the threads of this ilk with "pint" as an option as it's the one I'd use with another bloke if there!

You know what, fuck the sister thread..... let's just get a room "

And yes...let's.

The hotel suite I'm currently in in Paris right now, would be my choice if possible...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And THAT is how you kill a thread! See, we so belong in here...Now, where's the grub??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i just discovered im perfect so im out

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"And THAT is how you kill a thread! See, we so belong in here...Now, where's the grub?? "

I think Dan's eaten it all, fancy sharing some crumbs?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Finally, my thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distinctly average here..... now where’s the tea and cake

Floppsy x

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"And the penny has finally dropped with Bliss!

Overlooked my arse, practically none of you are overlooked, the only reason any of you are here is to tuck into a pile of delicious scoff, washed down with aplomb by every nice hot beverage under the sun?

Bloody rascals! Move over, I'm tucking in... "

I was, even on an "invisible" thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a pretty average guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally, my thread "

You get overlooked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so less than average I don't even go out any more. So this place is perfect. Coffee, please. The cheap crap from Tescos will do, and two sugars good Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well coffee none for me

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Finally, my thread

You get overlooked? "

In the forums, mostly yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And THAT is how you kill a thread! See, we so belong in here...Now, where's the grub??

I think Dan's eaten it all, fancy sharing some crumbs? "

Why do you think I invited you all!? I’ve been hiding under the stairs scoffing all the biscuits and cake!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"And THAT is how you kill a thread! See, we so belong in here...Now, where's the grub??

I think Dan's eaten it all, fancy sharing some crumbs?

Why do you think I invited you all!? I’ve been hiding under the stairs scoffing all the biscuits and cake!"

But did you get my salad dammit?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And THAT is how you kill a thread! See, we so belong in here...Now, where's the grub??

I think Dan's eaten it all, fancy sharing some crumbs?

Why do you think I invited you all!? I’ve been hiding under the stairs scoffing all the biscuits and cake!

But did you get my salad dammit?! "

I did but the rabbit ate it. Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PG tips with a dash of milk for me please. I'm going to sit here and dunk my Wispa....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"And THAT is how you kill a thread! See, we so belong in here...Now, where's the grub??

I think Dan's eaten it all, fancy sharing some crumbs?

Why do you think I invited you all!? I’ve been hiding under the stairs scoffing all the biscuits and cake!

But did you get my salad dammit?!

I did but the rabbit ate it. Soz "

Fuck sake Dan pffffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a decaf coffee please white no sugar.

MrH is sorted with his redbush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread not dead yet? ..... well it is now!

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Tea no sugar please dan .i seem to miss out on the date me threads .missed out on the phwoarrrs and no one wants to get there’s hands on me x will go back too lurking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally, my thread

You get overlooked?

In the forums, mostly yes! "

but yeah at least your with the ones in the same boat now.

Waiting for this kettle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*THE* go-to thread for the largely overlooked and ignored users which actually forms the majority of Forum user base!

Y’know, those of us never mentioned in “which forumite would you” threads and frequently skipped over in “person above” games?

I’m never in those type of threads! This is the place for me!

I absolutely love your dress Pandora! "

Thank you! Seems we both share the same taste in clothes as well as our being belonging in this thread

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Piece of chocolate flapjack and a brew for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too early for flapjack, we need bacon butties

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By *arie79Woman
over a year ago

Stornoway

Ha yes birds of a feather Pandora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in this! I'm sure we had one ages ago called the outcasts.

I'm still in whatever we all are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still can't quite get over how all of you get ignored lol insane

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By *onny69sMan
over a year ago

Donny

I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha "

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong black mildly hot coffee

Can I make a tea or coffee for anyone?

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By *onny69sMan
over a year ago

Donny


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap "

Wow a reply I'm so happy even if you are the wrong gender

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Too early for flapjack, we need bacon butties "

Then we shall meet at Le Croque Monsieur and indulge ourselves then Miss Wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap "

Ditto

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By *onny69sMan
over a year ago

Donny


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap

Ditto "

I wouldn't ignore you but you don't meet smokers. Story of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bring the big urn.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Welcome everyone so far!! Make yourselves comfortable.

Hobnob, anyone?

I love the hobnobs, especially if they’re covered in chocolate

I’ll bring a spare packet

Lex

I’ve never bought into the Hobnob gang, they’re all a bit oaty for my liking...now if we can swap for Digestives, who are the superior biccie, especially in the dunking stakes it would be much appreciated - thank you kindly "

I’m with Roxi. I’m in for a cuppa and a Digestive if you can manage it Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is Home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome everyone so far!! Make yourselves comfortable.

Hobnob, anyone?

I love the hobnobs, especially if they’re covered in chocolate

I’ll bring a spare packet

Lex

I’ve never bought into the Hobnob gang, they’re all a bit oaty for my liking...now if we can swap for Digestives, who are the superior biccie, especially in the dunking stakes it would be much appreciated - thank you kindly

I’m with Roxi. I’m in for a cuppa and a Digestive if you can manage it Dan "

You’re with Roxi? My dream threesome right there, hold on both of you I’m on my way ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, I've finally found my place on here! And it serves tea! Please let me in, I'll only make the doorstep look untidy otherwise!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap

Ditto "

I’m a shockingly bad host, I know. But I’m hiding under the stairs hoarding the cake and biscuits - but rest assured all participants have been duly noted and are appreciated (and even given a friendly nod as they entered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap

Ditto

I wouldn't ignore you but you don't meet smokers. Story of my life "

Sorry

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap

Ditto

I’m a shockingly bad host, I know. But I’m hiding under the stairs hoarding the cake and biscuits - but rest assured all participants have been duly noted and are appreciated (and even given a friendly nod as they entered! "

I was going to say that I might have to come over there and make you share, but I got distracted by your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a hot chocolate please? I don’t like tea or coffee xx

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By *onny69sMan
over a year ago

Donny


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap

Ditto

I wouldn't ignore you but you don't meet smokers. Story of my life

Sorry "

No need to be sorry we all have preferences

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap

Ditto

I’m a shockingly bad host, I know. But I’m hiding under the stairs hoarding the cake and biscuits - but rest assured all participants have been duly noted and are appreciated (and even given a friendly nod as they entered!

I was going to say that I might have to come over there and make you share, but I got distracted by your profile "

Ha sorry! It’s my mission that my avatar should cause nausea and vomitting to anyone viewing it!

I apologise for any inconvenience caused!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we nearly there yet?

Um

I mean

Hello

*waves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distinctively average checking in. Move over and share the tea - I’ve brought the good stuff: Yorkshire Tea

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

A thread where I should fit in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In feet first!

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap

Ditto

I’m a shockingly bad host, I know. But I’m hiding under the stairs hoarding the cake and biscuits - but rest assured all participants have been duly noted and are appreciated (and even given a friendly nod as they entered!

I was going to say that I might have to come over there and make you share, but I got distracted by your profile

Ha sorry! It’s my mission that my avatar should cause nausea and vomitting to anyone viewing it!

I apologise for any inconvenience caused! "

Distracted in a good way! It made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks fellow Dan

I’ll grab a coffee tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a coffee please Dan x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't a thread for me

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By *boro_cpleCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Were in and come with more cake. The latest of which was very en vogue being something defined as a naked cake... Apparently you just rock up with a few pieces of well distributed fruit and a bit of a cream filling and you're good to go....

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

What am I supposed to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What am I supposed to do? "

I think the general consensus is eat lots of cake and biccies (if you can snaffle them from the greedy so-and-so camped out under the stairs) and drink whatever you please.

Piece of piss, I think you'll agree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoop found my natural home, I’ll be in the kitchen as usual

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"What am I supposed to do?

I think the general consensus is eat lots of cake and biccies (if you can snaffle them from the greedy so-and-so camped out under the stairs) and drink whatever you please.

Piece of piss, I think you'll agree? "

Absolutely. I always drink whatever I want.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This isn't a thread for me "

You can help with the washing up if you want to hang around for a bit though ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't a thread for me

You can help with the washing up if you want to hang around for a bit though .. "

What??? And ruin my nails? Get someone average to do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This isn't a thread for me

You can help with the washing up if you want to hang around for a bit though ..

What??? And ruin my nails? Get someone average to do it "

But I bought some marigolds especially ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't a thread for me

You can help with the washing up if you want to hang around for a bit though ..

What??? And ruin my nails? Get someone average to do it

But I bought some marigolds especially .. "

Good lord... you don't expect me to be seen wearing those do you???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This isn't a thread for me

You can help with the washing up if you want to hang around for a bit though ..

What??? And ruin my nails? Get someone average to do it

But I bought some marigolds especially ..

Good lord... you don't expect me to be seen wearing those do you???"

You know you’d still look good wearing anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap

Ditto "

And us

Think you gotta be a single gurrrrrrl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap

Ditto

And us

Think you gotta be a single gurrrrrrl "

Everyone is welcomed and acknowledged with a cheeky wink! Come join us in the kitchen!

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By *ubenesque.Woman
over a year ago

over by there

Is the kettle still on? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap

Ditto

And us

Think you gotta be a single gurrrrrrl

Everyone is welcomed and acknowledged with a cheeky wink! Come join us in the kitchen! "

Are there snacks in the kitchen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make great Fudge!!! Can i join you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still average last time i checked

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Just baked a banoffee pie, but feel more dizzy than usual after looking at your photo.

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

Did I hear my name?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just baked a banoffee pie, but feel more dizzy than usual after looking at your photo. "

its working then!! I hope you don’t feel too queasy!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm very average but I don't want cake

Can I still come in?!!!

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap

Ditto

And us

Think you gotta be a single gurrrrrrl "

Nope, single girls get looked over too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very average but I don't want cake

Can I still come in?!!!"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap

Ditto

And us

Think you gotta be a single gurrrrrrl

Everyone is welcomed and acknowledged with a cheeky wink! Come join us in the kitchen!

Are there snacks in the kitchen? "

Whats snacks do you want?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a ‘catch all’ Welcome’ and ‘thanks for the cake’ to everyone so far! Far too many to individually acknowledge (ironic, given the thread!!) but every contribution has been read and is *very* important to me!

Love to you all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap

Ditto

And us

Think you gotta be a single gurrrrrrl "

Ooooo maybe we should start an all ignored couples welcome thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been stood outside a while knocking on the door, late to the party as usual, just let myself in, I've brought carrot cake and tea bags....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, not many people I don't recognise posting here. So I thought I'd join the party. I'm not part of the clique, so please welcome me with open arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, not many people I don't recognise posting here. So I thought I'd join the party. I'm not part of the clique, so please welcome me with open arms "

Hello, welcome, not much room left but we can all squeeze in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't mind if I do mate cheers would it be cheeky to ask for coffee and maybe a biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a tea, milk no sugar

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

No one said nothing about snacks.

I have cashews. With salt and chilli.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"No one said nothing about snacks.

I have cashews. With salt and chilli. "

Cashews you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap

Ditto

And us

Think you gotta be a single gurrrrrrl

Everyone is welcomed and acknowledged with a cheeky wink! Come join us in the kitchen!

Are there snacks in the kitchen?

Whats snacks do you want? "

Crisps please

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No one said nothing about snacks.

I have cashews. With salt and chilli.

Cashews you say? "

Yes. Cashew. Good for protein bad for calories. But who gives a shite really?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No one said nothing about snacks.

I have cashews. With salt and chilli.

Cashews you say?

Yes. Cashew. Good for protein bad for calories. But who gives a shite really? "

Forgot to mention the salt and chilli. Home made.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"No one said nothing about snacks.

I have cashews. With salt and chilli.

Cashews you say?

Yes. Cashew. Good for protein bad for calories. But who gives a shite really? "

I don't for one

Probably my favourite type of nuts

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"No one said nothing about snacks.

I have cashews. With salt and chilli. "

Girls gotta have snacks

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"No one said nothing about snacks.

I have cashews. With salt and chilli.

Cashews you say?

Yes. Cashew. Good for protein bad for calories. But who gives a shite really?

Forgot to mention the salt and chilli. Home made. "

*checks watch* hmmm A14 and M6 should be clear this time of night...hour and a half?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have come to the right place. I even got ignored in here haha

Snap

Ditto

And us

Think you gotta be a single gurrrrrrl

Everyone is welcomed and acknowledged with a cheeky wink! Come join us in the kitchen!

Are there snacks in the kitchen?

Whats snacks do you want?

Crisps please "

Theres a variety and what flavour would the beautiful lady like?

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"*THE* go-to thread for the largely overlooked and ignored users which actually forms the majority of Forum user base!

Y’know, those of us never mentioned in “which forumite would you” threads and frequently skipped over in “person above” games?

Those of us not rocking a six pack or top model looks, who rarely get winked or Fabbed, and who are usually an ‘avoid’ in those fuck, snog, avoid threads (assuming we haven’t been skipped or ignored of course!)

Come join the club!! Hugs and cuddles, and a nice cup of tea, to all who sign up!

So if you're a bit of a cutie and hot-to-trot then, whilst we of course want to be as inclusive as possible, this might not be the thread for you! (Although you can join us in some sort of charitable capacity!)

Who’s joining me!? I’ll pop the kettle on! "

A thread just for me, thank you.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No one said nothing about snacks.

I have cashews. With salt and chilli.

Cashews you say?

Yes. Cashew. Good for protein bad for calories. But who gives a shite really?

I don't for one

Probably my favourite type of nuts "

Mine too. Got any?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No one said nothing about snacks.

I have cashews. With salt and chilli.

Girls gotta have snacks"

A girl without snacks is a girl without snacks.

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By *tsJeanLucMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Coffee with three sugars and milk, I’ll bring the milicano coffee to share as it was on offer

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Looks like I'm the last to arrive

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