FabSwingers.com forum: Annoying phrases (sayings)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Back in the day , when it’s said by someone young.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I could care less.

It just rages me out that they cant see its wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bad.

You do the math.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swear down"

Normally said by chavvy wannabe gangsters.

I just want to slap them.

Across the head.

With a shovel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chillax. It has the opposite effect on me

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

I'm not going lie (which generally means that a lie is just about to follow)

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

Are instead of our is my current no 1. Followed by utilise instead of use. Then any one of mixing up were and was, wasn't and weren't, etc.

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Can I get? (especially when used by older people who should know better)

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I was only saying

I don't mean to be rude but....

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

Does that make sense?

If you have to ask, I'm guessing it doesn't

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

My bad. Especially by an adult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bad. Especially by an adult. "

This for me too, so annoying !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are instead of our is my current no 1. Followed by utilise instead of use. Then any one of mixing up were and was, wasn't and weren't, etc. "

How do you reassure a grammar fanatic?

Their, the're, there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are instead of our is my current no 1. Followed by utilise instead of use. Then any one of mixing up were and was, wasn't and weren't, etc. "

Of instead of have gets my goat.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"My bad. Especially by an adult.

This for me too, so annoying !"

We don't bite, unless you want us to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young white goes going

' in it Bro '

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

at the end of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Young white goes going

' in it Bro '

"
boys I typed boys

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By *ezjez369Man
over a year ago

london

Arks instead of Ask.

Haitch instead of Aitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuffing

and most Yorkshire words/phrases/sayings

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"Are instead of our is my current no 1. Followed by utilise instead of use. Then any one of mixing up were and was, wasn't and weren't, etc.

Of instead of have gets my goat. "

Damn, forgot that one

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By *J StathamMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Well where did you last have it"

.... if I new that and it was there, then we wouldn't be having this conversation would we

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

When asked a question the other person's first word is 'look'. That annoys the shit out of me.

How long is a piece of string? This winds me right up. Especially when your asking a tradesman how long left will it take to finish the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"simples"

"your loss"

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Whatever

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By *rlo67Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Early doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are instead of our is my current no 1. Followed by utilise instead of use. Then any one of mixing up were and was, wasn't and weren't, etc.

How do you reassure a grammar fanatic?

Their, the're, there"

The middle word should be 'they're'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dash can you come over here and eat my pussy" really pisses me off,as if I've nothing else better to do

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Starting every answer to a question with the word "so".

"Any time soon".

"I was so like...".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting replies with ‘the trouble is...’ or ‘the thing is...’ when there is no trouble or thing about it at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting a sentence with “right” x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool, by an adult.

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By *ich_and_LizCouple
over a year ago

Spain

When people put in the forums .....Roll call... the Spanish forum is full of them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reach out.

Unless you're a member of the Four Tops, you have no business using this phrase.

How about just saying "contact" or "talk to"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cool, by an adult.

Said the men wearing sunglasses indoors

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By *urreyguy34Man
over a year ago

Weybridge

‘As i was saying’

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By *urreyguy34Man
over a year ago

Weybridge

‘During the war’

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By *urreyguy34Man
over a year ago

Weybridge

‘Just pre warning you’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pre-order!

You can either buy something right now, or order it!

Box set. BOXED, FFS!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixing up lend and borrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye ooop flooooower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the get go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top oh tha mornin ta you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irregardless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's just my opinion.

We know that, you have just stated it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just saying....

Not being funny, but.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Like”

Can I get

I rest my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost exactly.

Its either one or the other,can't be both.

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Can I just say..." (you just have)

"I am literally..." (no, you're not)

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

it is what it is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are where we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cool, by an adult.

Said the men wearing sunglasses indoors

I'm the exception that proves the rule, big boy.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

People that say perfect a lot.

Them “and what’s your address sir”

Me “WF6 bla bla bla”

Them “perfect”

That’s not perfect it’s just my post code!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Let’s not worry about that, shall we Mum?”

Usually said by my 6 year old before i discover something i need to be worried about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll tell you this for free

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Train station".

Mixing up of "being" and "been", or "seeing" and "seen".

"...for free".

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

Someone saying I'll do it in a minute and three hours later your still waiting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ish, as I'll meet you at oneish,

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

People who say/write Ect instead of Etc!

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

A spades a spade... Pal

If your not from yorkshie... Translates to....

You better be very very careful what you say next... Pal.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

People who use super, when talking about something.

Bling

Whatevvs

Uing hashtag in a converstion, when not referring to something online.

Fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question? You just did. And it was a stupid one.

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By *adcat1961Woman
over a year ago

colchester

Don’t bite unless you ark yuk makes me cringe big time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my bum look big in this

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By *affquestCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

People who say literally at the beginning of every sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a racist...but

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Going forward....oh just fuck right off. Where the hell did that piece of managementspeak come from?

My two other irritants are the intonation on the end of every sentence so it becomes a question? And everything that annoying cow from the Trivago ads says and does.

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you love me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

Omg

People who reply to a text with lol

Ffs

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

With all due respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People on here who put LOL at the end of every sentence,grow the fuck up you facebook twats

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

"People on here who put LOL at the end of every sentence,grow the fuck up you facebook twats"
that made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is what it is. What's that all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over-use of the word Actually.

I was watching some programme the other day and this dopey woman said "actually" 11 times in her interview. Drives me fucking nuts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway

To tell you the truth

If I'm honest

Nobody's perfect

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I'm not being racist, but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't got none

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

[Removed by poster at 23/08/18 01:48:44]

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

"Do you love me?

Best answered with

- "I fuck ya don't I"

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Starting a sentence with the word obviously when there's nothing obvious about the subject at all.

"Obviously I did it six and a half times last week..."

"Obviously I got up at 7:42 this morning... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who says the give more than 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a nice day

I have a nice dick wanna see it

You available now bitch

I'm so horny

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Replying to a forum post with "this" or "totally this".

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Man up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And my all time pet hate

Basically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a little bit OCD.

No, you're not. The fact that you would state that shows you have minimal understanding of OCD.

It doesn't even make sense as a statement anyway. What you're actually saying is, I'm a little bit obsessive compulsive disorder.

Say you're obsessive and leave it at that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pre-order!

You can either buy something right now, or order it!

Box set. BOXED, FFS!!! "

Both of these have been my pet hate for so long!

My other one is "rant over" especially when it invariably follows a short reasonable statement about something of little consequence.

Oh, also the social media threads that start with "to the person who..." You didn't tell them at the time, they're unlikely to be reading this so why bother?

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"end of". (used by people who think their opinion is the only one that matters)

"I'm good thanks". (in what way are you good?)

"Rock up" (as in we will rock up about seven.)

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Another one from me: "He text me". No, he texted you (assuming you accept that "text" is now a verb as well as a noun!)

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

You brought the weather back with you.

No I didn't

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"I'm not being funny but"... every couple of sentences. No, you're not funny.

"So I turned round and said... So she turned round and said... So he turned round and said... So then I turned round and said"...

So which way are you all facing now then? Aren't you dizzy from all that turning around?

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By *aulnlolaCouple
over a year ago

norwich

Talking about a ‘meet’

‘Peeps’

Aaaaarrrrrggghhhhhh

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Learn and teach, ie I'll learn you. No you bloody well won't. I learn, you TEACH!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Init

You awrite babe

Cool

Chillin

Inked

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Pull my finger....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the phrase "caught the feels" or catching the feels or any other variations. It's called developing feelings - not "feels" that are caught like a cold!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Selfie

Squad goals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nekkid

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By *oubledongWoman
over a year ago

Headington, Oxford

Yourself/yourselves and myself when it should be you and I or Me. Usually said by some uneducated corporate drone that things it sounds more 'professional'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like ..... after every other word grrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull my finger....

Thats mi name dont wear it out

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Pretty much any phrase uttered by a football co-commentator

"reach out"

"touch base"

and all other awful management speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a beautiful thing.

Trump special.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bars, restaurants and shops:

‘Can I get a glass of wine’, ‘Can I get the bill’, ‘Can I get this’, ‘Can I get that’...it’s so cringe worthy and lazy American. Whatever happened to ‘Please Can I have ....’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me some skin Bro

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By *arrapsMan
over a year ago

port talbot

It’s your round....

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

That's a whole nother issue

Aarghhhh!

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By *ermaid1230Couple
over a year ago

St. Helier

When somebody texts you enquiring what you are doing...you tell them and they reply with one word ....”enjoy” grrrrrrr!!!

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

The world is you're Lobster..

I'm going to scream just writing it down.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Just saying....

Not being funny, but..... "

Usually said just befor they are gonna be funny ...

Jog on also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the end of the day"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world is you're Lobster..

I'm going to scream just writing it down."

*your*

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m sorry but you’re not my type!

That’s the worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Playing devils advocate - when they are just wanting to wind someone up and argue or put them down.

Don't play anything - just explain yourself adequately

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Shout out... What is wrong with 'can I have a mention/say hello to'

Skelington

Chimberley instead of chimney

Hospikal instead of hospital

Plenty more. Rage building.. stopping now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many adverts on the tv and radio that refer to dates are now going down the American route: ‘sale starting September 24, coming to a cinema near you December 8’. What’s wrong with the 24th September ffs!

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

Seasons instead of series....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would OF

Could OF

Should OF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

made worse when combined with ov.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fur baby.

I luv pets as much as the next person, but this expression really grates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day,

Even when I say it, I can’t help doing the squeaky Beckham voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

made worse when combined with ov."

Oh god yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Literally" drives me crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bae, boo and hun.

And “I don’t bite unless you want me to” and “I can breathe through my ears” on profiles.

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By *iceguy_ls29Man
over a year ago

ilkley

“Queen of spades” , that tattoo that some ladies have.

I’d have thought that it would offend more than it seems to

But I suppose.. if there's a fuck in it.

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