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"Any men ever shagged the local district nurse ? Bloke who lives next door to me is having his arm re bandaged tomorrow and says he got the idea she liked him. When she comes back tomorrow he's planning on leaving his flies open or placing condoms in the bandage box... What do you think ??" Only if she looked like nurse Gladys Emmanuel | |||
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"Any men ever shagged the local district nurse ? Bloke who lives next door to me is having his arm re bandaged tomorrow and says he got the idea she liked him. When she comes back tomorrow he's planning on leaving his flies open or placing condoms in the bandage box... What do you think ??" Poor nurse.. | |||
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" Only if she looked like nurse Gladys Emmanuel " I was thinking of Nerys Hughes! Shows my age. Obviously only thinking of her in relation to the post  | |||
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"Any men ever shagged the local district nurse ? Bloke who lives next door to me is having his arm re bandaged tomorrow and says he got the idea she liked him. When she comes back tomorrow he's planning on leaving his flies open or placing condoms in the bandage box... What do you think ??" He's mistaking empathy and possibly humour for something else. Why isn't he going to his local practice to get his wound redressed? Community nursing is reserved for people who cannot mobilise and that includes using public transport. If he makes an inappropriate move, i hope she discharges him. | |||
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"Any men ever shagged the local district nurse ? Bloke who lives next door to me is having his arm re bandaged tomorrow and says he got the idea she liked him. When she comes back tomorrow he's planning on leaving his flies open or placing condoms in the bandage box... What do you think ??" Sounds like he doesn't need a nurse but a psychiatrist!  | |||
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"I'm not sure why he can't make the journey. He's very excited about her visiting again though." No nurse would risk her registration for a casual fuck. The most he could hope for, is her permission to contact her when he is no longer her patient. Other than that, let him enjoy the fantasy | |||
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"I'm not sure why he can't make the journey. He's very excited about her visiting again though. No nurse would risk her registration for a casual fuck. The most he could hope for, is her permission to contact her when he is no longer her patient. Other than that, let him enjoy the fantasy "So you don't think she'll go for it ? | |||
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"Why's that Doc ? Maybe she gave off signals ..... winks n stuff or smiles or just had a c'mon way of stepping over the door. " Or a suggestive way of securing the bandage with micropore  | |||
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"Any men ever shagged the local district nurse ? Bloke who lives next door to me is having his arm re bandaged tomorrow and says he got the idea she liked him. When she comes back tomorrow he's planning on leaving his flies open or placing condoms in the bandage box... What do you think ??" sounds like somthing from a old 70s porn lol | |||
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"Why's that Doc ? Maybe she gave off signals ..... winks n stuff or smiles or just had a c'mon way of stepping over the door. Or a suggestive way of securing the bandage with micropore "That must've been it ! | |||
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"I'm not sure why he can't make the journey. He's very excited about her visiting again though. No nurse would risk her registration for a casual fuck. The most he could hope for, is her permission to contact her when he is no longer her patient. Other than that, let him enjoy the fantasy
So you don't think she'll go for it ? "Granny, the answer is above. | |||
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"Any men ever shagged the local district nurse ? Bloke who lives next door to me is having his arm re bandaged tomorrow and says he got the idea she liked him. When she comes back tomorrow he's planning on leaving his flies open or placing condoms in the bandage box... What do you think ?? sounds like somthing from a old 70s porn lol" Exactly! So why shouldn't he try his luck eh ?? Nothing to lose. | |||
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"I'm not sure why he can't make the journey. He's very excited about her visiting again though. No nurse would risk her registration for a casual fuck. The most he could hope for, is her permission to contact her when he is no longer her patient. Other than that, let him enjoy the fantasy
So you don't think she'll go for it ?
Granny, the answer is above."I know. I can read. I might need to hear it twice tho. | |||
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"I'm not sure why he can't make the journey. He's very excited about her visiting again though. No nurse would risk her registration for a casual fuck. The most he could hope for, is her permission to contact her when he is no longer her patient. Other than that, let him enjoy the fantasy
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Granny, the answer is above.
I know. I can read. I might need to hear it twice tho. " | |||
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"She's a nurse, she likes everyone. Tell your friend to stop being so creepy and not put a lone woman in a situation where she could feel vulnerable :/ " Neighbour, neighbour. He's not my mate thank goodness. His tag really embarrasses me when we are in Tesco. So you think it's a creepy thing to do ? Hmmmmmmmm maybes. | |||
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"Personally I think doing something like that is totally inappropriate. This lady is in an enclosed area with a stranger just doing her job and it would be an unfair position to put her in. My husband recently had surgery and had the nurse visiting for a while, every nurse he had was lovely, smiley and chatty. We never read anything in to it...it's part of their job to put patients at ease. If your friend is seriously interested then he should just ask her if she would like to go for a coffee or something " I'll bet an Eccles cake that you are D  and not S. xx | |||
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"I have shagged my district nurse, but never thought of those cunning plans. Like a fool I waited until her last visit and asked her out for a drink... now the proper seduction method has been pointed out I feel such a fool "Live n Learn A.N. Live and Learn...... | |||
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"She's a nurse, she likes everyone. Tell your friend to stop being so creepy and not put a lone woman in a situation where she could feel vulnerable :/ " Hopefully, like many nurses, she's used to being propositioned, but unless the patient has a neuro problem in his frontal lobe (and therefore lost inhibitions), she'll rise above it and use humour or view it as banter, or report to her line manager and referrer. In fact she should report it whether she's feeling vulnerable or not, as another community nurse may be. | |||
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"I hope she puts the latex gloves on and he gets an akward boner. " I think he's hoping for that too. Great minds n all that. | |||
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"I hope she puts the latex gloves on and he gets an akward boner. I think he's hoping for that too. Great minds n all that." Oh, I don't have one unfortunately | |||
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"I hope she puts the latex gloves on and he gets an akward boner. I think he's hoping for that too. Great minds n all that. Oh, I don't have one unfortunately " A boner or a great mind ? | |||
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"She's a nurse, she likes everyone. Tell your friend to stop being so creepy and not put a lone woman in a situation where she could feel vulnerable :/ Hopefully, like many nurses, she's used to being propositioned, but unless the patient has a neuro problem in his frontal lobe (and therefore lost inhibitions), she'll rise above it and use humour or view it as banter, or report to her line manager and referrer. In fact she should report it whether she's feeling vulnerable or not, as another community nurse may be." Completely agree, she should report it regardless for the reasons mentioned and to cover herself. This happened to my Neice, she was a mobile carer and got assaulted by a guy who thought 'she was up for it'  had I been allowed I would of ripped his bollox of and fed them to him whole.
As it was the company started sending out two burly males to deal with him after 
I just can't believe people make jokes of this kind of stuff it's sick. | |||
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"Why's that Doc ? Maybe she gave off signals ..... winks n stuff or smiles or just had a c'mon way of stepping over the door. " Probably just has a good bedside manner and he's completely misinterpreted her professionalism. | |||
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"Would be funnier to walk into the room and have his trousers fall down to reveal some union jack boxers and sock suspenders" She'd love that I bet ! | |||
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"She's a nurse, she likes everyone. Tell your friend to stop being so creepy and not put a lone woman in a situation where she could feel vulnerable :/ Hopefully, like many nurses, she's used to being propositioned, but unless the patient has a neuro problem in his frontal lobe (and therefore lost inhibitions), she'll rise above it and use humour or view it as banter, or report to her line manager and referrer. In fact she should report it whether she's feeling vulnerable or not, as another community nurse may be. Completely agree, she should report it regardless for the reasons mentioned and to cover herself. This happened to my Neice, she was a mobile carer and got assaulted by a guy who thought 'she was up for it' had I been allowed I would of ripped his bollox of and fed them to him whole.
As it was the company started sending out two burly males to deal with him after
I just can't believe people make jokes of this kind of stuff it's sick."Any inappropriate behaviour, unless a medical reason, refuses the "duty of care". Where a medical reason exists, then alternative arrangements should be made: male nurse, two nurses, arrangements as an out-patient or seen at a practice... As examples. No-one should suffer as a result of their job. I feel for your niece. | |||
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"She's a nurse, she likes everyone. Tell your friend to stop being so creepy and not put a lone woman in a situation where she could feel vulnerable :/ Hopefully, like many nurses, she's used to being propositioned, but unless the patient has a neuro problem in his frontal lobe (and therefore lost inhibitions), she'll rise above it and use humour or view it as banter, or report to her line manager and referrer. In fact she should report it whether she's feeling vulnerable or not, as another community nurse may be. Completely agree, she should report it regardless for the reasons mentioned and to cover herself. This happened to my Neice, she was a mobile carer and got assaulted by a guy who thought 'she was up for it' had I been allowed I would of ripped his bollox of and fed them to him whole.
As it was the company started sending out two burly males to deal with him after
I just can't believe people make jokes of this kind of stuff it's sick.
Any inappropriate behaviour, unless a medical reason, refutes (not refuses) the "duty of care". Where a medical reason exists, then alternative arrangements should be made: male nurse, two nurses, arrangements as an out-patient or seen at a practice... As examples. No-one should suffer as a result of their job. I feel for your niece."Stooopid phone correcting correct words  | |||
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" Any inappropriate behaviour, unless a medical reason, refuses the "duty of care". Where a medical reason exists, then alternative arrangements should be made: male nurse, two nurses, arrangements as an out-patient or seen at a practice... As examples. No-one should suffer as a result of their job. I feel for your niece." Exactly, and glad the company followed the appropiate actions. Your right, nobody should. Everyone should be able to carry out their duties worry free
Thank you! Xxx | |||
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"Can you post a link to the local paper, when he appears in court?" Ab so bloody lutely! | |||
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"Any men ever shagged the local district nurse ? Bloke who lives next door to me is having his arm re bandaged tomorrow and says he got the idea she liked him. When she comes back tomorrow he's planning on leaving his flies open or placing condoms in the bandage box... What do you think ??" I think he needs to let the lady do her job and get out more. I’m pretty sure bandaging his manky arm isn’t a turn on for her. | |||
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"Any men ever shagged the local district nurse ? Bloke who lives next door to me is having his arm re bandaged tomorrow and says he got the idea she liked him. When she comes back tomorrow he's planning on leaving his flies open or placing condoms in the bandage box... What do you think ?? Poor nurse.." exactly!! Underpaid, overworked & treated like a sex object...Oh, that's most women, then | |||
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"It would appear that Granny has divulged her profession , and it doesn’t surprise me that she’s a district nurse . Let us know how it goes Granny , as I doubt he’s on here so most likely won’t be leaving you a veri "Ha! Cheeky bleeder. I don't have the disposition to be a nurse - district or otherwise. | |||
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"What size condoms ? " Just a three pack. He's not hoping for much on the first 'date' | |||
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"It would appear that Granny has divulged her profession , and it doesn’t surprise me that she’s a district nurse . Let us know how it goes Granny , as I doubt he’s on here so most likely won’t be leaving you a veri
Ha! Cheeky bleeder. I don't have the disposition to be a nurse - district or otherwise.
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"Any men ever shagged the local district nurse ? Bloke who lives next door to me is having his arm re bandaged tomorrow and says he got the idea she liked him. When she comes back tomorrow he's planning on leaving his flies open or placing condoms in the bandage box... What do you think ??" If she's short sighted she may think it's his birthday and blow up some balloons for him | |||
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"What size condoms ? Just a three pack. He's not hoping for much on the first 'date' " Sounds like a close neighbour if you know what size condoms he has. Is there something you want to tell us Granny?  | |||
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"What size condoms ? Just a three pack. He's not hoping for much on the first 'date' Sounds like a close neighbour if you know what size condoms he has. Is there something you want to tell us Granny? "So I have binoculars. No law against it. | |||
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"What size condoms ? Just a three pack. He's not hoping for much on the first 'date' Sounds like a close neighbour if you know what size condoms he has. Is there something you want to tell us Granny?
So I have binoculars. No law against it." | |||
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"She's a nurse, she likes everyone. Tell your friend to stop being so creepy and not put a lone woman in a situation where she could feel vulnerable :/ Hopefully, like many nurses, she's used to being propositioned, but unless the patient has a neuro problem in his frontal lobe (and therefore lost inhibitions), she'll rise above it and use humour or view it as banter, or report to her line manager and referrer. In fact she should report it whether she's feeling vulnerable or not, as another community nurse may be. Completely agree, she should report it regardless for the reasons mentioned and to cover herself. This happened to my Neice, she was a mobile carer and got assaulted by a guy who thought 'she was up for it' had I been allowed I would of ripped his bollox of and fed them to him whole.
As it was the company started sending out two burly males to deal with him after
I just can't believe people make jokes of this kind of stuff it's sick."It really bothers me that people make jokes about this too, as I had the exact same thing happen to me when I worked as a community carer. The company I worked for didn't do anything about it though, so I told the man who was his regular carer. Then he got it a hell of a lot of trouble | |||
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"I think he should go for it. She's obviously gagging for it what with turning up at his house in a nurses uniform and everything. I think he should lay back with a condom already on so she can just hop on. She's on a tight schedule and will want to get to her next client" I'll suggest that to him. I don't think he's up to doing all the work ,what with his bad arm n all. Thanks. | |||
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"IN FACT......... If you post after this then it doesn't count ..... "hi | |||
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"This is my job...she probably has several patients to visit, has to be "nice" and has tried to put him at ease. If someone approached me at work in their house, I can tell you now, it would make me feel creeped out and awkward. I am a person doing my job. As a student on a ward a guy told me he could "r..e" me if he wanted. The ward sister had him removed within 10 minutes. " A very good Ward sister she was by the sound of it. I hope the Police were notified. I reckon this should be in stories and fantasies section! If it was real then he would be in trouble and his address and details are available to the Police for a possible harassment charge. No one with an ounce of brain matter would even think to do this to a District Nurse. I suggest admin move this to the relevant section | |||
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"The O.P. was hypothetical.. I said this earlier on tho not at the start. I wanted to counter an earlier thread entitled The Plumber........ I was interested to see if the contributions differed.... on each." It's ok for women to sexually harass men. They love it. When a man makes eye contact with a woman it means he wants to fuck her. | |||
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"Any men ever shagged the local district nurse ? Bloke who lives next door to me is having his arm re bandaged tomorrow and says he got the idea she liked him. When she comes back tomorrow he's planning on leaving his flies open or placing condoms in the bandage box... What do you think ??" what’s important is what do you think.. granny? | |||
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"My other half shags the district nurse every day. "Are they married? | |||
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"My other half shags the district nurse every day.
Are they married? "We are not. lol | |||
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"My other half shags the district nurse every day.
Are they married?
We are not. lol "Hence the everyday shagging lol | |||
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"My other half shags the district nurse every day.
Are they married?
We are not. lol
Hence the everyday shagging lol"Exactly. I know which ring is rather he had. Hahaha | |||
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"My other half shags the district nurse every day.
Are they married?
We are not. lol
Hence the everyday shagging lol
Exactly. I know which ring is rather he had. Hahaha"I only dream of shagging a district nurse everyday | |||
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"My other half shags the district nurse every day.
Are they married?
We are not. lol
Hence the everyday shagging lol
Exactly. I know which ring is rather he had. Hahaha
I only dream of shagging a district nurse everyday "How about a bed bath then? I’m particularly good at them.... | |||
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"My other half shags the district nurse every day.
Are they married?
We are not. lol
Hence the everyday shagging lol
Exactly. I know which ring is rather he had. Hahaha
I only dream of shagging a district nurse everyday
How about a bed bath then? I’m particularly good at them...."I’ll take it | |||
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"de de de disgrace f f ful behaviour" Do you need a nurse? | |||
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"de de de disgrace f f ful behaviour Do you need a nurse? "I have a sore upper thigh | |||
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"de de de disgrace f f ful behaviour Do you need a nurse? I have a sore upper thigh "Is it chaffing? Nappy cream is what you need.... | |||
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"de de de disgrace f f ful behaviour Do you need a nurse? I have a sore upper thigh
Is it chaffing? Nappy cream is what you need....
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"She's a nurse, she likes everyone. Tell your friend to stop being so creepy and not put a lone woman in a situation where she could feel vulnerable :/ " Absolutely this!! She is at work ffs. respect her and make her feel safe. | |||
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