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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

But what could it be

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

… travelling


"But what could it be "

He’s baked cum flavoured coconut muffins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to play “Spuggie” on Byker Grove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His house is decorated like his profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wind lifted her dress on national tv exposing her fanny to the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you are going to be the next James Bond

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

… travelling

He is banned from sex clubs because he has an extra extra extra extra extra long lasting Duracell battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got caught in a london hotel with Danny Dyer! Av it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got caught in a hotel with Danni Dyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got caught in a hotel with Danni Dyer"

Has a stick on beard and actually enjoys tea more than coffee

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is a distant relation to the royal family x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the smoothest pussy in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the creator of Umbongo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was the creator of Umbongo "

Got a job modelling a Asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was the creator of Umbongo

Got a job modelling a Asda "

Just got the job as stand in for Daniel Craig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was the creator of Umbongo

Got a job modelling a Asda

Just got the job as stand in for Daniel Craig. "

Has the best hat I have ever seen

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Was the creator of Umbongo

Got a job modelling a Asda

Just got the job as stand in for Daniel Craig.

Has the best hat I have ever seen "

Will be directing the next Bond movie, with Mr Bean as the new Bond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was the creator of Umbongo

Got a job modelling a Asda

Just got the job as stand in for Daniel Craig.

Has the best hat I have ever seen

Will be directing the next Bond movie, with Mr Bean as the new Bond."

Is the actual inspiration for the cartoon character!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he a voice over in one of the porn cartoons

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"he a voice over in one of the porn cartoons "

Is actually in Hoole but pretends it's Chester !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is still at school but she left years ago

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"Is still at school but she left years ago "

one a trophy for having amazing thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is still at school but she left years ago

one a trophy for having amazing thighs"

He’s not really a south london man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is still at school but she left years ago

one a trophy for having amazing thighs"

He’s not really a south london man

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

He’s a repeater!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His related to Jeremy vine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His related to Jeremy vine. "

It isn’t furry today.

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"His related to Jeremy vine.

It isn’t furry today. "

loves showing off her bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One put a gerbil in his bum hole and left it for 2 weeks

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

used that finger to get it out

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"used that finger to get it out"

He's the next James Bond.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"One put a gerbil in his bum hole and left it for 2 weeks"

Had a starring role in the Yorkshire rep version of Annie... "Th'Annie"

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"used that finger to get it out

He's the next James Bond. "

next bond girl

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Discovered he's not the only living boy in New Cross......

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Discovered he's not the only living boy in New Cross......"

Superglued his hands to his arse but somehow managed to free himself...phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Discovered he's not the only living boy in New Cross......

Superglued his hands to his arse but somehow managed to free himself...phew"

She’s in London to track me down an spend the week in a swanky hotel with me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Discovered he's not the only living boy in New Cross......

Superglued his hands to his arse but somehow managed to free himself...phew

She’s in London to track me down an spend the week in a swanky hotel with me x"

Was 25 years too late for his baywatch audition

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Discovered he's not the only living boy in New Cross......

Superglued his hands to his arse but somehow managed to free himself...phew

She’s in London to track me down an spend the week in a swanky hotel with me x

Was 25 years too late for his baywatch audition"

Superglued his hands to his cock and can't message me for the releasing agent.....

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

That he doesn't actually luv fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That he doesn't actually luv fun"

He's sick and tired of people always asking him for directions.

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"That he doesn't actually luv fun

He's sick and tired of people always asking him for directions."

as much a doctor as Dr. Oetker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That he doesn't actually luv fun

He's sick and tired of people always asking him for directions.

as much a doctor as Dr. Oetker"

who

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"That he doesn't actually luv fun

He's sick and tired of people always asking him for directions.

as much a doctor as Dr. Oetkerwho"

a food brand, i thought youd know all about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That he doesn't actually luv fun

He's sick and tired of people always asking him for directions.

as much a doctor as Dr. Oetkerwho"

I think they make pizzas.

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

that his penis actually is a welly boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that his penis actually is a welly boot"

That thoughtful look is actually how he farts silently.

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

has had her bum appear in many rap videos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invented weetabix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invented weetabix"

That he suffers from white hand.

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By *ligible GentMan
over a year ago

Wilmslow


"Invented weetabix"

The photos aren’t deceiving, he actually doesn’t have a head

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

he stole that towel from a hotel

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"Invented weetabix"

half cockroach as still alive after having half his head cut off

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Invented weetabix

half cockroach as still alive after having half his head cut off"

He's actually black

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"Invented weetabix

half cockroach as still alive after having half his head cut off

He's actually black"

that he loves black guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invented weetabix

half cockroach as still alive after having half his head cut off

He's actually black

that he loves black guys "

That he falls head over heels for every woman he meets on Fab!

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"Invented weetabix

half cockroach as still alive after having half his head cut off

He's actually black

that he loves black guys

That he falls head over heels for every woman he meets on Fab!"

That she knows it's only her I love

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

He’s finished doing my gardening

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"He’s finished doing my gardening "

she now wants me to do other odd jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes eating athleyes foot

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"Likes eating athleyes foot"

is actually gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's really not as white as white

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

she prefers diamonds and isnt wild..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's really a virgin

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"He's really a virgin "

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"He's really a virgin "

thats she plans to marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That he disguised himself as a female chef and committed murder with a candlestick in the library

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"That he disguised himself as a female chef and committed murder with a candlestick in the library"

drinks cold coffee so he doesnt burn his willy

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By *ools47Woman
over a year ago

Failsworth

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

That she's moving to the Isle of Wight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That she's moving to the Isle of Wight "
pulled my finger many times paaaaarp

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

That is a stain on our character

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That is a stain on our character "

They had stain remover ready ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That is a stain on our character

They had stain remover ready ........

"

While taking a bath in his yacht he pulled out the plug and the damn thing sank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"That is a stain on our character

They had stain remover ready ........

While taking a bath in his yacht he pulled out the plug and the damn thing sank"

That doctors aren't really supposed to prod you and makes sounds like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That is a stain on our character

They had stain remover ready ........

While taking a bath in his yacht he pulled out the plug and the damn thing sank

That doctors aren't really supposed to prod you and makes sounds like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm "

That she's never seen a real doctor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That is a stain on our character

They had stain remover ready ........

While taking a bath in his yacht he pulled out the plug and the damn thing sank

That doctors aren't really supposed to prod you and makes sounds like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

That she's never seen a real doctor. "

He dresses as dr evil at halloween

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invented weetabix

half cockroach as still alive after having half his head cut off

He's actually black

that he loves black guys "

Don’t we all

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Farts blueberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Farts blueberries "

Is 7ft 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Farts blueberries "

She atually prefers nectarines.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Farts blueberries

She atually prefers nectarines."

Is allergic to trees and all his outdoor photos are photoshopped from his basement bunker in Purley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Farts blueberries

She atually prefers nectarines.

Is allergic to trees and all his outdoor photos are photoshopped from his basement bunker in Purley."

Ordered garden gnomes to burgle my house

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Farts blueberries

She atually prefers nectarines.

Is allergic to trees and all his outdoor photos are photoshopped from his basement bunker in Purley.

Ordered garden gnomes to burgle my house"

I think you'll find they were pixies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Farts blueberries

She atually prefers nectarines.

Is allergic to trees and all his outdoor photos are photoshopped from his basement bunker in Purley.

Ordered garden gnomes to burgle my house

I think you'll find they were pixies.

"

Speads her legs and rainbows appear

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Farts blueberries

She atually prefers nectarines.

Is allergic to trees and all his outdoor photos are photoshopped from his basement bunker in Purley.

Ordered garden gnomes to burgle my house

I think you'll find they were pixies.

Speads her legs and rainbows appear"

Rod Jane and Freddie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Farts blueberries

She atually prefers nectarines.

Is allergic to trees and all his outdoor photos are photoshopped from his basement bunker in Purley.

Ordered garden gnomes to burgle my house

I think you'll find they were pixies.

Speads her legs and rainbows appear

Rod Jane and Freddie..."

Cant top that i just fell to bits

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By *hargMan
over a year ago

Erskine

Once modelled suits for M&S.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Once modelled suits for M&S."
in the 80's...the new romantics are making a come back, eventually

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Once modelled suits for M&S.in the 80's...the new romantics are making a come back, eventually "

Lost her contact lens on a country lane

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Once modelled suits for M&S.in the 80's...the new romantics are making a come back, eventually

Lost her contact lens on a country lane"

she sat on it obviously...

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

… travelling


"Once modelled suits for M&S.in the 80's...the new romantics are making a come back, eventually

Lost her contact lens on a country laneshe sat on it obviously... "

Their first date was at a swingers naked barn dance

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Once modelled suits for M&S.in the 80's...the new romantics are making a come back, eventually

Lost her contact lens on a country laneshe sat on it obviously...

Their first date was at a swingers naked barn dance "

Works for MI5

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"Once modelled suits for M&S.in the 80's...the new romantics are making a come back, eventually

Lost her contact lens on a country laneshe sat on it obviously...

Their first date was at a swingers naked barn dance

Works for MI5 "

She is actually a nun.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Once modelled suits for M&S.in the 80's...the new romantics are making a come back, eventually

Lost her contact lens on a country laneshe sat on it obviously...

Their first date was at a swingers naked barn dance

Works for MI5

She is actually a nun."

They don't like meringues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is actually a sweet nun.

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"She is actually a sweet nun. "

he is part of triplets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She is actually a sweet nun.

he is part of triplets "

he's been sent here to kill the forums it's not working

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"She is actually a sweet nun.

he is part of triplets he's been sent here to kill the forums it's not working "

that he is a failed comedian, actually not a shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auditioned for marys brother in something about mary

Have you seen my baseball?

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester


"Auditioned for marys brother in something about mary

Have you seen my baseball?"

The last person to pull his finger has never been seen since

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man"
Has a Haribo voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man Has a Haribo voice"

Have never watched 50 shades films

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man Has a Haribo voice"

that is a very funny one

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man Has a Haribo voice

Have never watched 50 shades films"

he eats the sprinkles off his fab lolly one by one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She is actually a sweet nun.

he is part of triplets he's been sent here to kill the forums it's not working

that he is a failed comedian, actually not a shock"

bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's secretly here to undermine every single male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He really work as a sex toy tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/08/18 09:36:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He really work as a sex toy tester "
she's a lap tester me next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He really work as a sex toy tester "

Once had a cameo in 24

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"He really work as a sex toy tester "

They eat after eights at 7pm

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man"

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

[Removed by poster at 23/08/18 09:44:48]

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle"

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle"

plays the violin like a champion

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle

plays the violin like a champion "

On the fiddle, with himself...

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle

plays the violin like a champion On the fiddle, with himself... "

got fired from hooters

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle

plays the violin like a champion On the fiddle, with himself...

got fired from hooters "

Is a choir boy.Not naughty at all.

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over a year ago


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle

plays the violin like a champion On the fiddle, with himself...

got fired from hooters

Is a choir boy.Not naughty at all. "

she's a crossing lady

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle

plays the violin like a champion On the fiddle, with himself...

got fired from hooters

Is a choir boy.Not naughty at all. she's a crossing lady "

He plays the piano in a honky tonk band

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle

plays the violin like a champion On the fiddle, with himself...

got fired from hooters

Is a choir boy.Not naughty at all. she's a crossing lady

He plays the piano in a honky tonk band"

runs a business and is in command of over 20 men

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle

plays the violin like a champion On the fiddle, with himself...

got fired from hooters

Is a choir boy.Not naughty at all. she's a crossing lady

He plays the piano in a honky tonk band"

She's just revealed she's cheating on Mickey !!

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle

plays the violin like a champion On the fiddle, with himself...

got fired from hooters

Is a choir boy.Not naughty at all. she's a crossing lady

He plays the piano in a honky tonk band She's just revealed she's cheating on Mickey !! "

never actuaslly swears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle

plays the violin like a champion On the fiddle, with himself...

got fired from hooters

Is a choir boy.Not naughty at all. she's a crossing lady

He plays the piano in a honky tonk band She's just revealed she's cheating on Mickey !!

never actuaslly swears"

He realised he kills threads for a living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle

plays the violin like a champion On the fiddle, with himself...

got fired from hooters

Is a choir boy.Not naughty at all. she's a crossing lady

He plays the piano in a honky tonk band She's just revealed she's cheating on Mickey !!

never actuaslly swears

He realised he kills threads for a living "

you killed this one with your finger puppet

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle

plays the violin like a champion On the fiddle, with himself...

got fired from hooters

Is a choir boy.Not naughty at all. she's a crossing lady

He plays the piano in a honky tonk band She's just revealed she's cheating on Mickey !!

never actuaslly swears

He realised he kills threads for a living "

that he fancies me....never having this !!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle

plays the violin like a champion On the fiddle, with himself...

got fired from hooters

Is a choir boy.Not naughty at all. she's a crossing lady

He plays the piano in a honky tonk band She's just revealed she's cheating on Mickey !!

never actuaslly swears

He realised he kills threads for a living

that he fancies me....never having this !!"

Play nicely boys, or I'll have to spank the lot of you....

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle

plays the violin like a champion On the fiddle, with himself...

got fired from hooters

Is a choir boy.Not naughty at all. she's a crossing lady

He plays the piano in a honky tonk band She's just revealed she's cheating on Mickey !!

never actuaslly swears

He realised he kills threads for a living

that he fancies me....never having this !!

Play nicely boys, or I'll have to spank the lot of you...."

please spank, but he would have to watch as he is my stalker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle

plays the violin like a champion On the fiddle, with himself...

got fired from hooters

Is a choir boy.Not naughty at all. she's a crossing lady

He plays the piano in a honky tonk band She's just revealed she's cheating on Mickey !!

never actuaslly swears

He realised he kills threads for a living

that he fancies me....never having this !!

Play nicely boys, or I'll have to spank the lot of you....

please spank, but he would have to watch as he is my stalker"

He can eat 3 weetabix dry

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London


"is very scared to show his face as is a wanted man

I am sure it has been established on a different post that no-one wants me

(Violins playing)Would blow his own trumpet, but only has a Bugle

plays the violin like a champion On the fiddle, with himself...

got fired from hooters

Is a choir boy.Not naughty at all. she's a crossing lady

He plays the piano in a honky tonk band She's just revealed she's cheating on Mickey !!

never actuaslly swears

He realised he kills threads for a living

that he fancies me....never having this !!

Play nicely boys, or I'll have to spank the lot of you....

please spank, but he would have to watch as he is my stalker

He can eat 3 weetabix dry"

that he is actually an alright guy

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

… travelling

Auditioned to be the Milky Bar kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Auditioned to be the Milky Bar kid "
is a traffic cone collector

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By *utonguy2023Man
over a year ago

luton

Is a secret sausage eater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He bakes

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

… travelling

Has a prosthetic cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has a prosthetic cock "
loves women cmon admit it

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Has a secret love child with desi slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has a secret love child with desi slut "
cleans cars for a living

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Only eats blue smarties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only eats blue smarties! "
he's a creeper

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Loves the attention he’s getting from men on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loves the attention he’s getting from men on fab "
can't cook won't cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loves the attention he’s getting from men on fab can't cook won't cook"

Is really called Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her red hair is from a bottle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loves the attention he’s getting from men on fab can't cook won't cook

Is really called Mandy"

Randy damnit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Her red hair is from a bottle. "
she's a bra buster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He admitted only voting for Brexit because he's racist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He admitted only voting for Brexit because he's racist."
he's tied up right now and won't get back to you

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"He admitted only voting for Brexit because he's racist.he's tied up right now and won't get back to you"

He’s realised universities won’t pay royalties on his pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He admitted only voting for Brexit because he's racist.he's tied up right now and won't get back to you

He’s realised universities won’t pay royalties on his pics"

yes damnit not received a penny yet and doilies R us

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

… travelling

He is my stalker..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He is my stalker.. "
he is always after me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He just needs a good sleep

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Just sucked the neighbours cock because she was bored at home

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham


"Just sucked the neighbours cock because she was bored at home "

Has his own special BBQ sauce and cake flavourings that no food critic can resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just sucked the neighbours cock because she was bored at home

Has his own special BBQ sauce and cake flavourings that no food critic can resist "

she's not a lady she's a brand of lager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wears sailers hats for bed

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"He wears sailers hats for bed"

Wears sailors out in bed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wears sailers hats for bed

Wears sailors out in bed...."

she's lost her butt plug

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"He wears sailers hats for bed

Wears sailors out in bed....she's lost her butt plug "

He found The Lord.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wears sailers hats for bed

Wears sailors out in bed....she's lost her butt plug

He found The Lord."

amen praise thee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a secret agent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a secret agent "
she's inspector gadget

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"He's a secret agent "

She's Kim Wildes sexy younger sister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a secret agent

She's Kim Wildes sexy younger sister. "

I'm a man...... She's gone blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a secret agent

She's Kim Wildes sexy younger sister. "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a secret agent

She's Kim Wildes sexy younger sister.

Thank you "

Reliving her time as jane on rainbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulled his finger and it came off omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a secret agent

She's Kim Wildes sexy younger sister.

Thank you

Reliving her time as jane on rainbow "

That's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pulled his finger and it came off omg "

You pulled the wrong one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pulled his finger and it came off omg

You pulled the wrong one "

it was one with ring on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pulled his finger and it came off omg

You pulled the wrong one "

think it's encrusted with diamonds set in 22 carat gold

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